Worst Fast Food Sandwich Ever

[DiabloSammich]

Inspired by SR71's abortion of an appreciation thread...

What was the worst sandwich peddled out to the masses from the big chains?

And this isn't for you "Every fast food sandwich is the worst and I never eat there because I'm better than you and I'll live to 120" people. There are plenty of you that eat at these places on occasion, and have experienced sheer horror when you take a bite.


Top of the list right now, is of course, the McDonald's Southern Style Chicken sandwich.


And go....

[Snoogans]

Inspired by SR71's abortion of an appreciation thread...

What was the worst sandwich peddled out to the masses from the big chains?

And this isn't for you "Every fast food sandwich is the worst and I never eat there because I'm better than you and I'll live to 120" people. There are plenty of you that eat at these places on occasion, and have experienced sheer horror when you take a bite.


Top of the list right now, is of course, the McDonald's Southern Style Chicken sandwich.


And go....

Fillet O Fish

[Death Metal Moe]

ANYTHING, and I do mean ANYTHING from

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/41/Hardees.gif

Fuck this place in the mouth.

[Foster]

the McRib, just the thought of that thing makes me sick

[DiabloSammich]

the McRib, just the thought of that thing makes me sick



Somewhere, Hippo sheds a tear.

[FUNKMAN]

Arby's Roast Beast And Cheddar

[Doctor Z]

Subway sandwiches fucking suck asshole.

[Snoogans]

the McRib, just the thought of that thing makes me sick

Can we have this guy banned?

[Heather 8]

Top of the list right now, is of course, the McDonald's Southern Style Chicken sandwich.


I actually like that sandwich (not the dry breakfast biscuit).

I'm not a fan of Arby's flatbreads. Very rubbery in texture and foul in taste.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jack in the Box.

[DiabloSammich]

I'm gonna throw one in that's fairly new.

Burger King has their new "Steakhouse" burgers.

One of them has "loaded baked potato" topping. It's basically instant mashed potatoes on top of your burger.

Sound horrible? You're right.

[Kevin]

Can we have this guy banned?

Somewhere, Hippo sheds a tear.

He wouldn't shed a tear because according to him they don't sell them anymore.

[Kevin]

I'm gonna throw one in that's fairly new.

Burger King has their new "Steakhouse" burgers.

One of them has "loaded baked potato" topping. It's basically instant mashed potatoes on top of your burger.

Sound horrible? You're right.

You arrogant motherfucker.

[DiabloSammich]

You arrogant motherfucker.


You gotta be kidding me.


You liked that monstrosity?

[Kevin]

You gotta be kidding me.


You liked that monstrosity?

EITHER YOU DRAFT THE BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM OR YOU DON'T

[Foster]

the McRib, just the thought of that thing makes me sick

Can we have this guy banned?

I'm sorry, but its shaped like a rack of ribs and there aren't any bones!
This is the only creature it could be made from
http://metamorphiq.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/grimace.jpg

[SatCam]

Arby's Roast Beast And Cheddar

you must be crazy


my vote goes to mcdonald's "bacon egg and cheese" on a "biscuit"

[DiabloSammich]

you must be crazy


my vote goes to mcdonald's "bacon egg and cheese" on a "biscuit"



Jesus, someone attacks the McRib and the Bacon Egg and Cheese in the same thread.


Snoogans' head is gonna explode.

[Foster]

you must be crazy


my vote goes to mcdonald's "bacon egg and cheese" on a "biscuit"

health wise that might be the worst, but it is tastie

[Snoogans]

MOTHERFUCKER. THE BACON EGG AND CHEESE BUSCUIT IS THE GREATEST, thats right, GREATEST SANDWICH EVER SOLD BY ANY FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT.



PERIOD. END OF STORY

[Kevin]

MOTHERFUCKER. THE BACON EGG AND CHEESE BUSCUIT IS THE GREATEST, thats right, GREATEST SANDWICH EVER SOLD BY ANY FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT.



PERIOD. END OF STORY

Do they serve them in LA?

[Snoogans]

Do they serve them in LA?

I wouldnt know. Do they even have mcdonalds in that FAG city, they are too busy drinking wheat grass and sucking balls

[hedges]

Anyone remember the McDLT? The sandwich was divided up so the hot stayed hot and the cold (lettuce, tomato) stayed cold. That was pretty bad. And they marketed the hell out of it.

[Slumbag]

ANYTHING, and I do mean ANYTHING from

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/41/Hardees.gif

Fuck this place in the mouth.
Call me crazy, but I enjoy the Hot Ham n' Cheese from there. It's simple, but it's delicious.
Anyone remember the McDLT? The sandwich was divided up so the hot stayed hot and the cold (lettuce, tomato) stayed cold. That was pretty bad. And they marketed the hell out of it.

That's exactly what I was gonna say
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x101/80sfan_01/mcdlt.jpg

[Snoogans]

Call me crazy, but I enjoy the Hot Ham n' Cheese from there. It's simple, but it's delicious.


That's exactly what I was gonna say
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x101/80sfan_01/mcdlt.jpg

they act like this is revolutionary. All you did was not put the thing together

[DolaMight]

The McCocknBalls.

Don't listen to em. Don't waste your money.

It stinks like penis and a set of male testicles.

[PapaBear]

they act like this is revolutionary. All you did was not put the thing together
Beside the debacle of putting the cheese on the cold side, the thing that really brought it down was that it came out right around the time there was a big push to get rid of Styrofoam burger containers.

[ChimneyFish]

Arby's Roast Beast And Cheddar

Winner, although I've never actually tried a McRib, so my vote might have to be disqualified.

MOTHERFUCKER. THE BACON EGG AND CHEESE BUSCUIT IS THE GREATEST, thats right, GREATEST SANDWICH EVER SOLD BY ANY FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT.


PERIOD. END OF STORY

Bacon, Egg and Cheese Biscuit is alright, but the Sausage, Egg and Cheese Biscuit is worth the eventual heart attack.


Beside the debacle of putting the cheese on the cold side, the thing that really brought it down was that it came out right around the time there was a big push to get rid of Styrofoam burger containers.

Ahhhh, remember the good ol' days, when we would just rape the planet as hard as we could????:tongue:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Call me crazy, but I enjoy the Hot Ham n' Cheese from there. It's simple, but it's delicious.


That's exactly what I was gonna say
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x101/80sfan_01/mcdlt.jpg

I actually liked this burger. The thing that killed it was that it was served in styrofoam and ecological groups didn't like that.

[Devo37]

Arby's Roast Beast And Cheddar

bite your tongue!!! arby's is great!

High Five.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/puddy.jpg

[PapaBear]

Satan made this post go to the wrong thread. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1845276#post1845276)

I'm having a flashback to when I thought the McLean was some sort of "Scottish burger".

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm having flashbacks too.

And the 90's are gonna make the 60's look like the 50's!

[PapaBear]

I'm having flashbacks too.

And the 90's are gonna make the 60's look like the 50's!
I blame bad potential Vice Presidents who I'd like to fuck and the McDonald's Cooperation.

[Enabler]

Fillet O Fish


That should've ended the thread right there. But since it didnt, I offer the "Triple Whopper." Its like eating 3 Whoppers at once and that just gnarls me. And I like a Whopper. Im just ashamed that a Triple Whopper exists.

[ChrisTheCop]

I blame bad potential Vice Presidents who I'd like to fuck and the McDonald's Cooperation.

Are you saying Casey, Dave and Palin are in cahoots???!!

SCANDALOUS!

[PapaBear]

Are you saying Casey, Dave and Palin are in cahoots???!!

SCANDALOUS!
FUCK!!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

FUCK!!!!

you got that right.:tongue:

[Name]

Never could stand a McGriddles. The bun taste just overwhelms all the other tastes. Worst item ever was the shortlived BK Taco.. torn up american cheese and non seasoned ground beef with a touch of sauce and lettuce. The shell also was usually moist from the greasy beef.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2801j0j.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

i never had the "White Castle fish sandwich"..but i can just imagine

I agree with the people putting the Arby's roast beef choices, I don't get how people like that..but even so there are things on the Arby's menu that looks even worse, I just haven't tried it


It would be interesting to go with "Whats your biggest fast food dissapointment", where they are introducing a burger that looks awesome and you go there "This is going to be the best burger ever" and its just another shitty burger

[sailor]

mcrib is a vile concept and mcdonald's biscuits are way too dry.

[Name]

mcrib is a vile concept and mcdonald's biscuits are way too dry.

Completely agree with the McD biscuits. While the Bacon egg and cheese can sometimes get away with it , the breakfast chicken biscuit needs about 2 large OJ's to go thru.

[sr71blackbird]

Thanks!

Has anyone seen the new Taco Bell commercial with the Volcano Taco with the red shell and dripping fire? That does not look like it will be around long.

[Name]

Thanks!

Has anyone seen the new Taco Bell commercial with the Volcano Taco with the red shell and dripping fire? That does not look like it will be around long.

Saw that last night.. like the red shell

http://i36.tinypic.com/jj9ous.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

Saw that last night.. like the red shell

http://i36.tinypic.com/jj9ous.jpg

im getting it today. ill give you my review

[Yosammity]

Reading through the posts on this thread it has become apparent that the "worst" fast food sandwiches are all my favorites.

[joethebartender]

The worst sandwich has to be the original "Larry David Sandwich" (whitefish, sable, onions, capers and cream cheese.) --Now known as the Richard Lewis.
The new Larry David, turkey, slaw, and Russian dressing, (formerly the "Ted Danson") is nicer.

[razorboy]

The Arch Deluxe and the McLean Deluxe were pretty hideous. If I recall correctly the McLean Deluxe had some sort of seaweed derivative in it.

[RoseBlood]

Saw that last night.. like the red shell

http://i36.tinypic.com/jj9ous.jpg

im getting it today. ill give you my review


I'm guessing it'll go something like this:

I was shitting my brains out and then some black people were yelling at me on the other side of the stall "Flush that shit, it smells". So bad


i was shitting my brains out and i was basking in my relief.

[Fallon]

I went to Arby's once and threw my sandwich in the trash.

[Foster]

I went to Arby's once and threw my sandwich in the trash.

did they forget the pickle or something?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The Arch Deluxe and the McLean Deluxe were pretty hideous. If I recall correctly the McLean Deluxe had some sort of seaweed derivative in it.


the Arch Deluxe was the best sammich ever

with that adult peppered bacon, i keep writing to bring that sammich back


also please stop the McRib hatin


for the worst fast food Sammich is the Whaler from BK, such an awful gortons fish filet

[A.J.]

Saw that last night.. like the red shell

http://i36.tinypic.com/jj9ous.jpg

Appropriately named....because you'll be shitting lava after you eat it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Plain mcgriddles, no meat, rules.

You mean, I can eat pancakes... with no mess... with one hand?

[Fallon]

did they forget the pickle or something?

It tasted like ass.

Soon after they closed down.

[SatCam]

MOTHERFUCKER. THE BACON EGG AND CHEESE BUSCUIT IS THE GREATEST, thats right, GREATEST SANDWICH EVER SOLD BY ANY FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT.



PERIOD. END OF STORY

If you actually consider the McD's BEC to be a real bacon egg and cheese sandwich then I pity you.



Also what's with all the arby's hate in this thread?????????

[MisterSmith]

I just don't understand the McRib love around here. It isn't horrible, but it also isn't the best sandwich I have ever had.

The sauce is meh, the texture sucks, and I have always gotten little pieces of bone which really turn me off. Again, it isn't the worst sandwich ever but it is probably in the bottom half (or third) overall.

[barjockey]

http://www.cspinet.org/nah/images/10worst_tortilla.jpgInterested in a Chipotle Chicken Burrito (tortilla, rice, pinto beans, cheese, chicken, sour cream, and salsa)? Think of its 1,040 calories and 16½ grams of saturated fat as three Subway Steak and Cheese 6-inch Subs. Plus, the burrito is loaded with 2,500 mg of sodium! Getting the burrito with no cheese or sour cream cuts the saturated fat to 3½ grams, but you still end up with 810 calories and 2,300 mg of sodium. Yikes!

[razorboy]

As for the best, the Popeye's Chicken Deluxe and Catfish Deluxe are prety damn awesome.

[GreatAmericanZero]

so anyway, the "volcano taco" is nothing special. I put hot sauce on their regular tacos so it all tasted the same to me. Just a little bit of spice on a regular taco, nothing special

[Name]

so anyway, the "volcano taco" is nothing special. I put hot sauce on their regular tacos so it all tasted the same to me. Just a little bit of spice on a regular taco, nothing special

Agreed- tried it this afternoon. Regular Taco+ Layer of regular nacho cheese mixed 1/2 and 1/2 with their 'Firey' sauce. Boo - urns.

[Tall_James]

I'm gonna throw one in that's fairly new.

Burger King has their new "Steakhouse" burgers.

One of them has "loaded baked potato" topping. It's basically instant mashed potatoes on top of your burger.

Sound horrible? You're right.

QFT!!!!

[Tall_James]

the Arch Deluxe was the best sammich ever



The Arch Deluxe sucks the balls of the McDLT.

Its true.

[Chigworthy]

The Arch Deluxe sucks the balls of the McDLT.

Its true.

I knew that thing had testes in it.

[Devo37]

i never had the "White Castle fish sandwich"..but i can just imagine

they used to call it the Deep Sea Sandwich. i always imagined them dredging the ocean floor looking for strange aquatic creatures to use in the sandwich.

[KnoxHarrington]

I tried one of the "Prime Rib" burgers from Hardee's.

All I know is this: if I went to an actual restaurant, and ordered prime rib, and the meat I got was like that, I wouldn't bother telling the waiter. Instead, I'd storm into the kitchen and shove it into the chef's face. Just absolute crap.

[ChimneyFish]

and mcdonald's biscuits are way too dry.

I suppose you would prefer a "Soggy Biscuit" then????:tongue:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit

[ahhdurr]

McRib. I used to like them as a kid - b/c you could get me to eat anything covered in that much BBQ sauce - but looking back - pretty awful.

How about the McDLT? Hot side hot - cool side cool. "Johnson? What'd you come up with to maximize our packaging output?"

[RAAMONE]

i tried taco bells new 99 cent cheesy double beef burrito...wow was that terrible

[Snoogans]

mcrib is a vile concept and mcdonald's biscuits are way too dry.

why do you hate me sailor?

[sailor]

why do you hate me sailor?

haha, i don't at all. i just don't share your mcdonald's fetishism. seriously, for a breakfast sandwich, any deli would make a better bacon-egg-and-cheese sandwich.

[Tall_James]

I never understood why, if you live in New England, why anyone would EVER order one of these things.

http://itsmarytime.com/uploaded_images/mclobster-712474.jpg

[Snoogans]

haha, i don't at all. i just don't share your mcdonald's fetishism. seriously, for a breakfast sandwich, any deli would make a better bacon-egg-and-cheese sandwich.

yea i get that, and being that im almost never up in time for breakfast at mcdonalds, thats usually what i do. But a bacon egg and cheese biscuit has a taste all its own. And that taste is AWESOMENESS

[joethebartender]

they used to call it the Deep Sea Sandwich. i always imagined them dredging the ocean floor looking for strange aquatic creatures to use in the sandwich.



http://www.thejump.net/id/wolffish.jpg

[midwestjeff]

But a bacon egg and cheese biscuit has a taste all its own. And that taste is AWESOMENESS

I had two this morning from Jack in the Box when I got off work. Delightful.

[Snoogans]

I had two this morning from Jack in the Box when I got off work. Delightful.

no see thats different. It has to be from Mcdonalds or its ass

[midwestjeff]

no see thats different. It has to be from Mcdonalds or its ass

Not true. It was my first experience with JitB breakfast and it was surpisingly delicious.

But, I also have to argue that Hardees' bacon, egg, and cheese is the top dog.

I didn't read this thread, so if that point has already been discussed then suck my dick.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Not true. It was my first experience with JitB breakfast and it was surpisingly delicious.

But, I also have to argue that Hardees' bacon, egg, and cheese is the top dog.

I didn't read this thread, so if that point has already been discussed then suck my dick.


Hardees, Jack in the Box

you know we dont have them here, ya midwest fuckface

by the way you are welcome for what we r doing to the Brewers

[midwestjeff]

Hardees, Jack in the Box

you know we dont have them here, ya midwest fuckface

by the way you are welcome for what we r doing to the Brewers

How would I know what you uppity fucks on the dirty coast have?
But if you don't have Hardees', then you don't have biscuits.
And, I would thank you but you don't play for the Mets.
Or do you set them up with sweet cruises come October?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

How would I know what you uppity fucks on the dirty coast have?
But if you don't have Hardees', then you don't have biscuits.
And, I would thank you but you don't play for the Mets.
Or do you set them up with sweet cruises come October?


we used to have Roy Rogers who had Hardees breakfast, but that was 10-15 yrs ago

I did like their Souch Dough Bacon & Egg sammich

Biscuits are OVERRATED, meh they are dry and taste like cooked play doh


oh btw, I said we, because I know it annoys people when I say, We are beating the Brewers today

[midwestjeff]

Biscuits are OVERRATED, meh they are dry and taste like cooked play doh


Roy Rogers gave you some bullshit.

Hardees' biscuits are moist and fantastic.

You should kick Roy's ass for cheating you out of the best biscuit in the (fast food) world.

[hurlmon]

I never understood why, if you live in New England, why anyone would EVER order one of these things.

http://itsmarytime.com/uploaded_images/mclobster-712474.jpg

I just threw up in my mouth a little... ugh....

[BlackSpider]

I just threw up in my mouth a little... ugh....

I never had that, but I just tasted it with my imagination, and it is the WORST...

also, I'm surprised nobody said Diablo Sammich...:bye:

[DiabloSammich]

I never had that, but I just tasted it with my imagination, and it is the WORST...

also, I'm surprised nobody said Diablo Sammich...:bye:




But...but I....

:down:

[Jughead]

And make it god damn snappy:bye:

[BlackSpider]

But...but I....

:down:

I was only jokin'
didn't you see the lil' wavy guy...:bye:

[Bossanova]

But...but I....

:down:

Trust me, Diablo Sammich is delicious:wub:

[MisterSmith]

I saw yesterday that they are bringing back the Arby-Q.

Yuck. :thumbdown:

[sailor]

I never understood why, if you live in New England, why anyone would EVER order one of these things.

http://itsmarytime.com/uploaded_images/mclobster-712474.jpg

um, they sell a similar monstrosity at nathan's here. "not dogs" with either lobster or clams.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1257113761_d7f0a72dde_b.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Trust me, Diablo Sammich is delicious:wub:



Where the hell have you been?

Can't you see my reputation has been besmirched? There's no one here to defend my honor except Kevin. God love him, he's trying.

[Jughead]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1/btpatton/IMG_0659right.jpg

[jauble]

I never understood why, if you live in New England, why anyone would EVER order one of these things.

http://itsmarytime.com/uploaded_images/mclobster-712474.jpg

Seriously...no. Not cool.

um, they sell a similar monstrosity at nathan's here. "not dogs" with either lobster or clams.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1257113761_d7f0a72dde_b.jpg

Fuck that, right in the mouth. I love seafood but clam in a casing on a bun. No

Agreed- tried it this afternoon. Regular Taco+ Layer of regular nacho cheese mixed 1/2 and 1/2 with their 'Firey' sauce. Boo - urns.

Gold star for the Boo-urns reference

Diablosammich is a saint and the next person to besmirch him in my forum shall be dealt with. Stalin style...Iron fisted if you will.

[DiabloSammich]

Diablosammich is a saint and the next person to besmirch him in my forum shall be dealt with. Stalin style...Iron fisted if you will.


I appreciate you having my back, but does EVERYTHING have to be about fisting?




Not that I'm complaining. I just don't want to see you typecast.

[Hottub]

Goddam lunch sammich wannabe!

http://z.about.com/d/longisland/1/0/n/lobster_roll.jpg
http://insatiable-critic.com/Images/Lunch.jpg