I literally consider this one of the greatest chunks of letters ever arranged...

[utriculus!]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.


Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.


When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:


M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.


along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

[Phil_Nubbs]

Literally?

[utriculus!]

Literally?


Literarily.


:down:

[PapaBear]

I thought I was the only one who did the M&M crush war. It's been a long time, but that's what I ALWAYS used to do!!!:clap:

[boosterp]

I thought I was the only one who did the M&M crush war. It's been a long time, but that's what I ALWAYS used to do!!!:clap:

I did to. Now I 'm fucking starving, I need to buy some M&Ms.

[Marc with a c]

were you also the one that found the montauk monster?

[TheMojoPin]

What does this have to do with R&F?

And I prefer Reeses Pieces.

[PapaBear]

And I prefer Reeses Pieces.
What are you? A fucking alien?

[Judge Smails]

It's time that we put an end to this senseless M on M violence!

[TheMojoPin]

From the planet Deliciousa, yes.

They work better on ice cream, therefore they win.

I really don't eat much candy unless I'm splurging and topping my ice cream with it.

[utriculus!]

From the planet Deliciousa, yes.

They work better on ice cream, therefore they win.

I really don't eat much candy unless I'm splurging and topping my ice cream with it.


Although I miscatagorized this post I'm going to have to agree with you on those fucking RPs.

[drusilla]

m&m's go best with ice cream

the m&m twisted vanilla frosty from wendy's may be the greatest thing ever

& i never did the m&m wars. instead i'd pour some in my hand & i'd check what colors i got. i'd pair up matching colors & have to eat the strays (losers) first then the pairs. & then pour out another bunch.

[ahhdurr]

Although I miscatagorized this post I'm going to have to agree with you on those fucking RPs.


Rico Portans?

[patsopinion]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms...

we have finnally found a f_s substitute

thats the hardest ive laughed at anything on this board other than the lotd thread

[ANC]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.


Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.


When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:


M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.


along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

That's hilarious. Enjoy the spoils of war... err the 1/2 pound of M&M's. Bravo!

[JimmieHats]

Hilarious.

[joethebartender]

Thank you for your work. A noble cause.

[Tall_James]

They work better on ice cream, therefore they win.

QFMT.

[mikeyboy]

From the planet Deliciousa, yes.

They work better on ice cream, therefore they win.

I really don't eat much candy unless I'm splurging and topping my ice cream with it.

This is why the Heath Bar rules all.

[drjoek]

Prepare for the end to this fun, M&Ms are changing! First off they are pushing the price way up as they will now be "premium" M&M's ahd part of this is that they will no longer be uniform in shape and size. They will also NOT have the same coating as they do now
Sons of Bitches
I detailed this earlier in this thread link (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72096)

"The candies themselves are fatter and less uniform than traditional M&M’s. More radically, these M&M’s have no candy shell — just a shiny topcoat with a marbleized, almost metallic-looking finish in bright colors."


:furious::furious:

[mikeyboy]

Prepare for the end to this fun M&Ms are changing. First off they are pushing the price way up as they will now be "premium" M&M's ahd part of this is that they will no longer be uniform in shape and size. They will also NOT have the same coating as they do now
Sons of Bitches
I detailed this earlier in this thread link (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72096)

The candies themselves are fatter and less uniform than traditional M&M’s. More radically, these M&M’s have no candy shell — just a shiny topcoat with a marbleized, almost metallic-looking finish in bright colors.


:furious::furious:

I think they are still going to have the regular M&Ms.

[drjoek]

I think they are still going to have the regular M&Ms.
From your keyboard to Gods ears Mikeyboy
I need for there to be LOTS of M&M's in this world. I have one in College and one going next year. I'm putting them through College on M&Ms Keep eating them people College isn't getting any cheaper

[ANC]

From your keyboard to Gods ears Mikeyboy
I need for there to be LOTS of M&M's in this world. I have one in College and one going next year. I'm putting them through College on M&Ms Keep eating them people College isn't getting any cheaper

:huh: Eat more candy? You're like the dental version of a dirty cop on the take.

[mikeyboy]

He's the 1 out of 5 dentists who didn't recommend sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

[ANC]

He's the 1 out of 5 dentists who didn't recommend sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

:lol:

[A.J.]

:huh: Eat more candy? You're like the dental version of a dirty cop on the take.

He's the 1 out of 5 dentists who didn't recommend sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

:lol:

He's not safe.

http://mexfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/marathon_man.jpg

[drjoek]

:huh: Eat more candy? You're like the dental version of a dirty cop on the take.

He's the 1 out of 5 dentists who didn't recommend sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

:innocent:

[DolaMight]

He's the 1 out of 5 dentists who didn't recommend sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

I would love to live in a world where all dentists agree. Why can't they all just get along?

[TheMojoPin]

I would love to live in a world where all dentists agree. Why can't they all just get along?

Filthy anti-dentites.

[razorboy]

He's not safe.

http://mexfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/marathon_man.jpg

I think he has an agenda.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/scena9ej.jpg

[jimmyolsenblues]

okay but are you using brackets or are you just using king of the mountain theory. if you use king of the mountain theory then the longest running champion would fail overall because he is tired and champ fat. I suggest a very complicated bracket theory to insure no champion is unfairly taxed in defending and the latest johnny come lately got lucky with a sucker punch.

[mikeyboy]

okay but are you using brackets or are you just using king of the mountain theory. if you use king of the mountain theory then the longest running champion would fail overall because he is tired and champ fat. I suggest a very complicated bracket theory to insure no champion is unfairly taxed in defending and the latest johnny come lately got lucky with a sucker punch.

This sounds fair to me.

[cougarjake13]

wouldnt you have to crush all the m&m's at the same time to discover the true champion ??

[brettmojo]

I miss the crunchy ones.

And can we all just agree that Skittles are for fags?

[GreatAmericanZero]

i only do the "mush wars" with the peanut butter m&ms, cuz they are the mushiest


and yeah, Skittles suck

[cougarjake13]

I miss the crunchy ones.

And can we all just agree that Skittles are for fags?

absolutely


never liked skittles



love reeses pieces

[Caseyelan]

This is why the Heath Bar rules all.

I hope you meant SKOR bar... as I think you DO have taste.

Anyhow, I do play Rainbow mouth sometimes.

Step one. Buy bag of skittles
Step two. Put orange and yellow on right side of mouth.
Step three. Put Red and green on left side of mouth.
Step four. Place purple on tongue.
Step five. Suck.
Step six. Let dissolve.
Step seven. Look in mirror at rainbow mouth.

[cougarjake13]

I hope you meant SKOR bar... as I think you DO have taste.

Anyhow, I do play Rainbow mouth sometimes.

Step one. Buy bag of skittles
Step two. Put orange and yellow on right side of mouth.
Step three. Put Red and green on left side of mouth.
Step four. Place purple on tongue.
Step five. Suck.
Step six. Let dissolve.
Step seven. Look in mirror at rainbow mouth.



god damn thats hot


scuse me while i go change my underwear

[Chigworthy]

I miss the crunchy ones.

And can we all just agree that Skittles are for fags?

Absofuckinglutely, skittles are queer. Taste the rainbow? Come on, how about a little subtlety.