Rape comes to Duke

[brettmojo]

God I love this site.

From www.wwtdd.com (http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=6740)...

http://withleather.uproxx.com//ul/6740-ashley-rape.jpg

Everyone knows that rape and Duke University are two great tastes that go great together. So it should be no surprise that top soccer recruit Ashley Rape (https://admin.xosn.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=94352&SPID=1841&DB_OEM_ID=4200&ATCLID=1552613) will be joining the Blue Devils this fall. The Slanch Report (http://slanchreport.com/2008/08/26/rape-returns-to-the-duke-campus/) says:On the field, Rape has been a member of the Under-15, Under-16, Under-17 and Under-18 National Teams and was a selection for Sports Illustrated’s “Faces in the Crowd” this past February. Yes, but I think the question everyone wants to know is, Who's going to date Rape?

[Knowledged_one]

there is already a thread about the hollywood blog sites

[Caseyelan]

Funniest thing ever.

[ANC]

Ellington? That's no way to treat a jazzman. :furious:

[EddieMoscone]

I'm a fan of the wwtdd.com as well. He's not funny for a blogger, he's just funny. From a post yesterday about Kirtsten Dunst dating the mac Dude:

"I sat here for like 30 minutes and tried to think of one single reason to ever fuck Kirsten Dunst, and I couldn't think of even one. Even if you made her cum and gold coins came spilling out of her, so what. At what price dignity, my friends? "

[Servo]

Duke & Duke? Must be that ne'er-do-well Winthorp.

[cougarjake13]

wonder is she pronounces it rapay ??

[Tallman388]

Duke & Duke? Must be that ne'er-do-well Winthorp.

or that sonofabitch Billy Ray Valentine.

[mikeyboy]

there is already a thread about the hollywood blog sites

so?

[Fallon]

Full name is Ashley Jordan Rape ... born May 23, 1990 in Denver, Colorado ... daughter of Scott Rape and Deborah Schrier-Rape
If I was the wife I'd just keep the maiden name only.

[A.J.]

Full name is Ashley Jordan Rape

Hmmmm..."A.J. Rape".

[BeerBandit]

Funniest thing ever.
Rape is not a joke.





She came to play.

[GreatAmericanZero]

that is such a sexy name. Ashley Rape. I want to date her

[Dougie Brootal]

Full name is Ashley Jordan Rape ... born May 23, 1990 in Denver, Colorado ... daughter of Scott Rape and Deborah Schrier-Rape

imagine debrorah introducing her new boyfriend to her parents for the first time...


"what did you say your name was, young man?!?!"

[RAAMONE]

Rape was awesome in high school...hopefully just as good in college

[DarkHippie]

Rape is badass

[Dougie Brootal]

Rape was awesome in high school

not for me...:glurps:

[Furtherman]

This is better than when Rusty Kuntz came to Detriot.