7 pounds of "unprocessed meat" in the colon?

[Dr Steve]

is there any truth to the idea that the average person has several pounds of 'unprocessed' meat and other food stuck along the walls of the intestines?



Absolutely not, and this question deserves it's own thread.

Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who has ever seen a colonoscopy knows that there are no "accretions" or other things stuck along the walls of the intestines. One quick phosphosoda prep (read my "Dreaded Colonoscopy" thread for an explanation of this) cleans you out, without any leathery concretions or anything else abnormal coming out, unlike the stories you'll hear from the high colonics and people wanting to sell you bowel products.

There are even websites that tout photos of the "residues" that come out of people's asses when they use their product, never mentioning that it's the product itself that produces those hairy globs of fecal matter. Don't believe me? Check out this link:

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

To say that these people are obsessed with their bowels is an understatement. And this isn't even one of the bad sites.

I would not lie to you...I have seen dozens of well prepped colons and they're all as pink and nice as colon tissue could possibly be.


your pal,



steve

[Chigworthy]

I've lately wondered how people can be so mislead about how the guts work. It's not a rigid maze with dead ends full of impacted matter. It's a soft tube that specializes in expectorating waste.

[MobCounty]

Haha I remember them telling that gum would do that when we were kids.

[jauble]

Haha I remember them telling that gum would do that when we were kids.

You were on the Mayflower?

[OGC]

Finally a thread that is just fine without pictures being posted.

[A.J.]

I thought this was going to be about what they found in Elvis' autopsy.

http://therecshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat-elvis.jpg

[Chigworthy]

I thought this was going to be about what they found in Elvis' autopsy.

http://therecshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat-elvis.jpg

Some genius posted this in the recent It's Gross And It's Mine! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1824606#post1824606) thread.
People are still doing this? Lemme guess, Elvis had 60 pounds of dump wedged when he died on the turlet.
http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/russ_bottle.jpg

[Thebazile78]

Some genius posted this in the recent It's Gross And It's Mine! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1824606#post1824606) thread.

Didn't patent medicines have all kinds of crazy shit in them? Like cocaine, arsenic, ink, piss, etc.?

Patent medicines are a whole other flavor of "weird" IMO.

[A.J.]

Some genius posted this in the recent It's Gross And It's Mine! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1824606#post1824606) thread.

It's a great story that can never be mentioned enough.

[Midkiff]

I had a colonoscopy a couple years back, and the doctor told me that I had the cleanest colon she had ever seen!

[Chigworthy]

Didn't patent medicines have all kinds of crazy shit in them? Like cocaine, arsenic, ink, piss, etc.?

Patent medicines are a whole other flavor of "weird" IMO.

Yeah, I was just comparing the modern colon helath industry and their stories of heinous trapped dumps to the snakeoil salesman of old.

[Chigworthy]

I had a colonoscopy a couple years back, and the doctor told me that I had the cleanest colon she had ever seen!

In your community, the "tops" get mad if you don't, right?

[Midkiff]

In your community, the "tops" get mad if you don't, right?

Dem's fightin' werdz!

[midwestjeff]

I had a colonoscopy a couple years back, and the doctor told me that I had the cleanest colon she had ever seen!

When she said it smelled like bleach, she didn't necessarily mean it was clean.

[Dougie Brootal]

not to take away from the seriousness of this subject, but my god is this a modquote for the ages!!!!

I would not lie to you...I have seen dozens of well prepped colons and they're all as pink and nice as colon tissue could possibly be.


please for the love of all things good and holy, someone modquote this!!!!!!

[DolaMight]

7 pounds of "unprocessed meat" in the colon?
Ohh, yes please.
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[A.J.]

7 pounds of "unprocessed meat" in the colon?

Ohh, yes please.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ktG8FM-qy00rIM:http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/daikrieg/leatherman.jpg

"You fucking queers!"

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[KingGeno]

Dammit. I thought Dr. Steve was posting his favorite meatloaf recipes (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69787)... http://www.funwithmsn.com/msnsmileys/expressions/vomit-1.gif