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jauble
08-21-2008, 03:02 PM
What, if you could choose, would your last words be? For example if ESD happened to be on the Opie and Anthony program I imagine his last words would be "Ron and Fez, Noon to Three." What would be your last words and what would be the situation?
Hottub
08-21-2008, 03:07 PM
3 words I want to say to my boss.

"Your mom's box."
jauble
08-21-2008, 03:10 PM
In response to hottub, I was thinking epitaph but perhaps the leaving your job thing works as well.
Don Stugots
08-21-2008, 03:13 PM
Thoughts n Prayers.
Willmore
08-21-2008, 03:13 PM
Honey, this soup tastes great, what did you put in it?
Hottub
08-21-2008, 03:18 PM
Sorry, Jauble.

How aboot this?



"Daddy?"
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Godf3MaryKogel.jpg
Ritalin
08-21-2008, 03:19 PM
"now THAT was some good fucking"
drjoek
08-21-2008, 03:30 PM
"I ordered for the table"
Tall_James
08-21-2008, 03:47 PM
"I regret nothing. Except dying."
sr71blackbird
08-21-2008, 03:50 PM
See you on the Other Side
Devo37
08-21-2008, 03:51 PM
"Jefferson Lives."
MIKEYDAKEN
08-21-2008, 03:56 PM
awwww but i don't wanna die
jonyrotn
08-21-2008, 04:19 PM
Because of some bad habits I've developed over the years, everyone has always told me my last words would be something like, " Oh shit, I should have worn my vest.."
But I want them to be something like, "You mean you're both 22 years old and you've never done the reverse cowgirl?"
Tall_James
08-21-2008, 04:41 PM
"San Dimas High School Football Rules !!!"
DarkHippie
08-21-2008, 04:45 PM
"I'm cumming!"
cougarjake13
08-21-2008, 04:45 PM
i am cornholio and need teepee for my bunghole
marky2bucks
08-21-2008, 06:15 PM
What's this do?
Hottub
08-21-2008, 06:24 PM
Did you say the red wire?
drjoek
08-21-2008, 06:30 PM
Rosebud
Willmore
08-21-2008, 06:38 PM
"Jefferson Lives."

Has it actually been established who died first - Adams or Jefferson?
Willmore
08-21-2008, 06:40 PM
i am cornholio and need teepee for my bunghole

Isn't it sad how 90s references seem as old as 80s references now?
MIKEYDAKEN
08-21-2008, 06:42 PM
I didn't know your daughter was 12 honest officer
Slumbag
08-21-2008, 06:44 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *thud*


I always imagined myself falling out of a blimp
debit
08-21-2008, 06:48 PM
"San Dimas High School Football Rules !!!"

10/10
debit
08-21-2008, 06:50 PM
What are you looking at you stupid n...
A.J.
08-22-2008, 05:04 AM
"Oh my."

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/c/4/9c43366f36b5ada78d16507db276ea59.jpg
FANDICK
08-22-2008, 05:14 AM
"Who would believe it, Joy...who would ever believe it"
terry-c
08-22-2008, 05:59 AM
Aww, what a great day. Does it get any better than this?
RAAMONE
08-22-2008, 06:00 AM
3 words I want to say to my boss.

"Your mom's box."

where did "your moms box" come from

and while i'm at it...whats with "pizza in a bag"
Furtherman
08-22-2008, 06:27 AM
I would like to have seen Montana.
Freakshow
08-22-2008, 06:35 AM
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Dirtybird12
08-22-2008, 06:40 AM
"this is not a bit"

or hopefully i will be coherent enough to say something that makes no sense at all with the sole intention of confusing the hell out of someone.

"the tomato monkey and bubble bugs are going to get you too":wacko:
A.J.
08-22-2008, 06:48 AM
I would like to have seen Montana.

Bravo Sir.
midwestjeff
08-22-2008, 01:39 PM
Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold.
bobstevens4
08-22-2008, 02:16 PM
I like turtles.
britneypablo
08-22-2008, 02:23 PM
What are you looking at you stupid n...

i :wub: your style

i might be saying the same exact thing
Don Stugots
08-22-2008, 02:28 PM
where did "your moms box" come from

and while i'm at it...whats with "pizza in a bag"

PIZZA IN A BAG RULES!
KnoxHarrington
08-22-2008, 02:52 PM
"Hey, check this out!"
dino_electropolis
08-22-2008, 03:01 PM
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Thats great.....love it.


Mine would be : The Dude Abided
Tall_James
08-23-2008, 06:23 AM
"My God...its full of...stars"
reeshy
08-23-2008, 06:55 AM
"I owe you how much?????......HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ADF
08-23-2008, 07:29 AM
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Reno_911___Miami/Thumb/007ROM_Patton_Oswalt_003.jpg

Umm... uhh.. He loved it.

Wait...
K.C.
08-23-2008, 10:09 AM
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!

*heartattack*

*dead*
weekapaugjz
08-23-2008, 10:20 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChrisTheCop
08-23-2008, 10:20 AM
Because of some bad habits I've developed over the years, everyone has always told me my last words would be something like, " Oh shit, I should have worn my vest.."


Likewise; I'm such a hypocrite. I tell my cops they gotta wear em, but on hot days, where's mine?

My last words will be: "I have all the time in the world! Oh shit, I broke my glasses."
jauble
08-23-2008, 02:00 PM
Joke's on you I dipped my balls in that.
STC-Dub
08-23-2008, 02:36 PM
Nah, it is hamrless, watch...
Furtherman
09-10-2008, 06:43 AM
This is from... Matilda.
mendyweiss
09-10-2008, 07:05 AM
Otis !!!... MY MAN !!!
Bossanova
09-10-2008, 07:44 AM
In my dying breath.

Hottub's a creep!
CassiusClay
09-10-2008, 07:54 AM
My God, those are the biggest boobies I have ever seen.
joethebartender
09-10-2008, 08:11 AM
what I'd like my last words to be:
"Don't pout, Mary-Kate! You can put it in your mouth when Ashley's finished."

What my last words will probably be...
"Crave case please...15 plain and 15 with cheese and a large doctor pepper."
Dougie Brootal
09-10-2008, 08:18 AM
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images2/wilde_recline_sm.jpg
A.J.
09-10-2008, 08:21 AM
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images2/wilde_recline_sm.jpg

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