best fuck song ever

[patsopinion]

best song to sex/fuck/rape to


i zoning out at work and that one nelly furtado song came on about in the day in the night or whatever

im wondering what your peoplez pick for fuck song is
rythm
base
other stuff


whats the best

[DarkHippie]

Flight of the Bumblebee

[GreatAmericanZero]

"Let me Lick Your Pussy" by WEEN. Although half that song is a Prince cover

[Friday]

HOT SEX or SWITCHBLADE SERENADE by Spread Eagle

:innocent:

[Sue_Bender]

"Wheels on the Bus"

[patsopinion]

"Wheels on the Bus"

ugh

[Sue_Bender]

ugh


That's right, Famous Anus.


Live it.

[burrben]

glory box - portishead

[mikeyboy]

best song to sex/fuck/rape to


i zoning out at work and that one nelly furtado song came on about in the day in the night or whatever

im wondering what your peoplez pick for fuck song is
rythm
base
other stuff


whats the best

I call bullshit. I don't believe Pat gets laid.

[BlackSpider]

"What, what, in the butt"

[brettmojo]

The other night that song from Pineapple Express was on during and it had rythm, base and a nice flow. I think it had some Jamaican in it rapping too. Nice. Paper Planes by M.I.A. I think it was a remix but not sure.

[Sue_Bender]

The other night that song from Pineapple Express was on during and it had rythm, base and a nice flow. I think it had some Jamaican in it rapping too. Nice. Paper Planes by M.I.A. I think it was a remix but not sure.


That, Sir...is a great song.

[MIKEYDAKEN]

two of my favs : reptile by nine inch nails and "you got a killer scene man" by queens of the stone age

[IamPixie]

Flight of the Bumblebee

:lol:

[lleeder]

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[Chigworthy]

Disgusting by Ganksta NIP.

[frye hole]

Flipper - "Sex Bomb"

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"she's a sex bomb baby, YEAH!"

[brettmojo]

That, Sir...is a great song.

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[K.C.]

NIN - Closer

[midwestjeff]

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[hedges]

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[scottinnj]

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The only thing missing from that would have been Salt, Pepa and Spinderella starting a three-way at the end of the song. I LOVED those girls!:thumbup:

[scottinnj]

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[Marc with a c]

go tell it on a mountain

[scottinnj]

go spank it on a mountain

fixed.

[underdog]

Business Time by Flight of the Conchords.

[Gunner S]

Best serious fuck song - Red Red Wine By Bob Marley


Best Rape Song - Rape Me by Nirvana

[Flea_Man]

Deftones is great for fucking too. I always have their self titled album in my car in case I ever have to fuck a girl in my car. I used it after seeing The Heartbreak Kid with my gf at the time. Good times.

The worst experience was for Avril Lavenige's Girlfriend came on. My buddy and I have an inside joke with that song, so about a minute into the song, I started laughing. That was hard to explain.

[Gunner S]

Is the inside joke that you guys had sex in your car while listening to it?

[SP1!]

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[Sue_Bender]

Deftones is great for fucking too. I always have their self titled album in my car in case I ever have to fuck a girl in my car. I used it after seeing The Heartbreak Kid with my gf at the time. Good times.

The worst experience was for Avril Lavenige's Girlfriend came on. My buddy and I have an inside joke with that song, so about a minute into the song, I started laughing. That was hard to explain.

"In case I ever HAVE to fuck a girl?"


No one is cruel enough to force you into such a thing, Mr. Flea.

[mikeyboy]

"In case I ever HAVE to fuck a girl?"


No one is cruel enough to force you into such a thing, Mr. Flea.

S_B is my favorite fake board member.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

grandma got run over by a reindeeeer

[ralphbxny]

I'm an R&B freak

Turn off the lights-Teddy Pendergas!!

[ChrisTheCop]

There's just something about that tone from the Emergency Broadcast System that gets my juices flowing; it runs a bit too long, but it does the trick.

[MIKEYDAKEN]

Deftones is great for fucking too. I always have their self titled album in my car in case I ever have to fuck a girl in my car. I used it after seeing The Heartbreak Kid with my gf at the time. Good times.

The worst experience was for Avril Lavenige's Girlfriend came on. My buddy and I have an inside joke with that song, so about a minute into the song, I started laughing. That was hard to explain.

you take you fuck music from bad movies? and if you want a better deftones record to fuck to it's either white pony or the self titled cds to use man. you cant fuck to root or engine no 9. don't treat a vag like a mosh pit what are you an animal

[joethebartender]

That, Sir...is a great song.

it was better before the talentless M.I.A. "sampled" it.

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[bobrobot]

VENUS IN FURS by THE VELVET UNDERGROUND!!!

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or "I Am" by Clair de Loop!!!

CLAIR DE LOOP (click) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=233714989)

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=233714989&albumID=340405&imageID=15515873#a=340405&i=3561257

[patsopinion]

it was better before the talentless M.I.A. "sampled" it.


is some defending the integrity of the clash


is it 1989 again?

[frye hole]

Best serious fuck song - Red Red Wine By Bob Marley


do you mean UB40?

[PapaBear]

do you mean UB40?
Cut him some slack. He claims to have never heard Bob Dylan sing a song.:wallbash:

[joethebartender]

is some defending the integrity of the clash


is it 1989 again?

if it was... I'd kick your ass! Whippersnapers!:dry:

[sailor]

tool - ticks and leeches

[~Katja~]

I call bullshit. I don't believe Pat gets laid.
he's not, he said he was at work when he was thinking about getting laid

Deftones is great for fucking too. I always have their self titled album in my car in case I ever have to fuck a girl in my car. I used it after seeing The Heartbreak Kid with my gf at the time. Good times.

The worst experience was for Avril Lavenige's Girlfriend came on. My buddy and I have an inside joke with that song, so about a minute into the song, I started laughing. That was hard to explain.
whatever is playing at the bar next door's bathroom stall???

"In case I ever HAVE to fuck a girl?"


No one is cruel enough to force you into such a thing, Mr. Flea.
but he knows a few dumb chicks that fall for it

S_B is my favorite fake board member.
she is fake??? :huh:

[Whiskeyportal]

Three Days by Jane's Addiction

[realmenhatelife]

Not that I really want to listen to it, but if a girl ever put on a Lords of Acid record I'd know some super dirty stuff was about to go down.

[EliSnow]

Not that I really want to listen to it, but if a girl ever put on a Lords of Acid record I'd know some super dirty stuff was about to go down.

"Darling, come here, fuck me up the ....."

[ChimneyFish]

Have any of you people actually had sex????

I'm guessing not by some of these examples.



Let me help you poor, poor souls.

Anything by Lovage, mainly "Stroker Ace":

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[realmenhatelife]

And I'm gonna say the same thing about Skrewdriver, I would love to bang a nazi girl as long as I didn't have to walk around with her and talk about the coming race war etc. That would be intense, unfortunately I'm Italian.

[DolaMight]

do you mean UB40?

I don't understand why so many people think that song is bob marley. It was a neil diamond song covered by UB40.

[DolaMight]

RIP Black Moses or have a happy spaceship ride, I'm not sure what to say to console a Scientologist.

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[reillyluck]

S_B is my favorite fake board member.

exactly!!! Fat Sunny Who?

[bobsnin]

tears in heaven

[WhistlePig]

Mandatory Suicide or any other song off the South of Heaven Slayer CD.

http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1414361.jpg

[A.J.]

In A Gadda Da Vida.

[Chigworthy]

she is fake??? :huh:

We all are, even you. We are fragments of Jerry.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/BBuffet/Mars_panorama.jpg

[Ritalin]

Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches,

or Happy Birthday.

[Sue_Bender]

S_B is my favorite fake board member.


You're right, Mr. Mike.

I'm part of a message board bot program.

I'm set to auto post...


and I still think Flea_Man's a douche.

[FUNKMAN]

Cortez The Killer

[Freakshow]

No love for "Smack my Bitch Up," by The Prodigy?

[jonyrotn]

Justin Timberlake's Cry Me a River.. I'm not sure why, I think it makes me wanna screw better so this girl won't pull a Britney..
You know leave me at the Disney studio and go marry a friend from high school in a cheap Vegas wedding..

I've also enjoyed that song by Usher and Alicia Keys, My Boo..
More stupidity I know but you can't control which songs force your emotions to respond with a tiredless erection..

"I don't know about y'all but I know about us-and a- it's the only way we know how to rock"
Come on people, with double entendre like that, this hook should be XXX rated..

[~Katja~]

Justin Timberlake's Cry Me a River.. I'm not sure why, I think it makes me wanna screw better so this girl won't pull a Britney..


it happens... when you rape a girl they tend to cry... I guess your choice of music just makes you even sicker

[jonyrotn]

when you rape a gil they tend to cry... Not if the duct tape is applied properly..:happy:

[PerryWinkle]

it happens... when you rape a gil they tend to cry... I guess your choice of music just makes you even sicker

Not if the duct tape is applied properly..:happy:

I usually just rape their corpse. I'm not even sure that counts as rape though.

[Sue_Bender]

I usually just rape their corpse. I'm not even sure that counts as rape though.

Of course not!

It allows you to take your time, like a gentleman.

[jonyrotn]

I usually just rape their corpse. I'm not even sure that counts as rape though.
Nah..I would say that's closer to criminal mischief or defacing private property, it's a B misdemeanor at best..

[PerryWinkle]

Of course not!

It allows you to take your time, like a gentleman.

True, but i don't take too long, because a fourteen year old's body can only stay warm for so long.

[Sue_Bender]

True, but i don't take too long, because a fourteen year old's body can only stay warm for so long.


Fourteen?


Well, at least your showing some discretion.

[PerryWinkle]

Fourteen?


Well, at least your showing some discretion.

well I'm not an animal. I've got morals. Plus those fourteen year olds are asking for it the most.

[~Katja~]

Fourteen?


Well, at least your showing some discretion.

legal in some countries... right?

[PerryWinkle]

legal in some countries... right?

Yes and Pennsylvania too, I hope.

[trogdor2k]

The other night that song from Pineapple Express was on during and it had rythm, base and a nice flow. I think it had some Jamaican in it rapping too. Nice. Paper Planes by M.I.A. I think it was a remix but not sure.

She is from Sri Lanka... a refugee... MIA if you will

[epo]

"Popcorn" by Hot Butter. Do I really need to explain?

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[cougarjake13]

master of puppetts

[grlNIN]

Even though i do not have the same feelings towards led Zeppelin as i used to, "Whole Lotta Love" makes me want to jump bones. The rhythm and base get up in you.

"Red Eyes and Tears" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and anything else by them pretty much. I had one of my best times with their CDs on random, a lot of wine and a little aggression.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Honesty, by Mr. Billy Joel.

[Sue_Bender]

Even though i do not have the same feelings towards led Zeppelin as i used to, "Whole Lotta Love" makes me want to jump bones. The rhythm and base get up in you.

"Red Eyes and Tears" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and anything else by them pretty much. I had one of my best times with their CDs on random, a lot of wine and a little aggression.

Great song by BRMC!

Their first few albums are great for boozed up fucking.

[Lawson]

In A Gadda Da Vida.

impressive

[Lawson]

You Spin Me Round

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/MrLawsonsPics/youspin.jpg

Oh wait... THAT kind of sex...

[ChimneyFish]

A close second to anything by Lovage, "Get Down, Make Love" - Nine Inch Nails cover of the song by Queen.

A little NSFW:

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"Closer", while very sexual, is only good if you enjoy fucking like/being fucked by a robot.:smoke:

[grlNIN]

I would be really uncomfortable if Lovage was playing while i was having sex.

It is so over sexual it's almost laughably unsexy.

And i love Lovage.

[MobCounty]

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[Furtherman]

Hysterical MobCounty!!!

[hydee]

"Lovers Spit" Broken Social Scene

"Close To You" Maxi Priest.

"The Sound of Violence" Cassius

[MobCounty]

Hysterical MobCounty!!!

I wondered if anyone even knew that show =).

[booster11373]

anything by Hannah Montana

[BlackSpider]

Best serious fuck song - Red Red Wine By Bob Marley




do you mean UB40?


Do you mean Neil Diamond?
'cause he wrote and recorded it in '68
-fifteen years before the UB40 cover version...

[ahhdurr]

This one always comes to mind... great movie too.

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[brettmojo]

She is from Sri Lanka... a refugee... MIA if you will
There's a remix with a Jamaican though.

[RhinoinMN]

Anything on XM 51 MANDATORY METALLICA.

[paulisded]

The Cure, "Carnage Visors". It was a 20-minute song originally available on the cassette version of Faith, but is now on the reissued deluxe version of the disc.

One coke filled night in the late 80's, we were having an after-bar party and this beautiful woman that I had just met said her fantasy had always been to have sex to that song. Since I co-owned a record store at the time, we took a drive to the store (with some of the coke, of course), and had our own private party.

[epo]

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[zildjian361]

no easy way down Southside Johnny Barry White i Cant remeber that far back but i was gettind laid on a red shag rug with my redhead Jane:wub:

[mongothetrucker]

best song to sex/fuck/rape to


i zoning out at work and that one nelly furtado song came on about in the day in the night or whatever

im wondering what your peoplez pick for fuck song is
rythm
base
other stuff


whats the best

The theme from "Sesame Street"

[zildjian361]

The theme from "Sesame Street"

pluggin

[Dre]

Rhythm is a Dancer! ;)

[A.J.]

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Deep Purple: Hard Lovin' Man

Break my back with hard lovin'
Take my hand and keep movin'
Don't slow down we're nearly there now
Oh can you stand the pain
I'm a hard lovin' man

What's your name? It's alright now
Trick or treat we're uptight now
Wanna feel ya I wanna hear ya
Oh here we go again
I'm a hard lovin' man

Come back here it's not over
Can't you see there's still time girl
I can last make if fast now
Oh gotta catch a train
I'm a hard lovin' man

[ChimneyFish]

I would be really uncomfortable if Lovage was playing while i was having sex.

It is so over sexual it's almost laughably unsexy.

And i love Lovage.

For me, maybe it's just the fact that Jennifer Charles' voice alone could just about bring me to completion.:smoke:

[Chip Vaughn]

william tell overture...