BME Pain Olympics!!!!

[Gunner S]

I tried searching and i cant find a thread for this


http://www.muchosucko.com/show/bme_pain_olympics_finalists-26629/search

The BME Pain Olympics, Final Round

Thanks to Joe Rogan for reminding me of this


DO NOT CLICK IF AT WORK

[bobsnin]

got through 2 seconds

[Doctor Z]

Oh boy.

[cougarjake13]

no fucking way thats real


but if it is HOLY FUCK

[SatCam]

I wish that was how this book ended

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n10/n53451.jpg

[ralphbxny]

got through 2 seconds

15 seconds!! Once I saw the lil hachet I was out!

[danner1515]

I thought Two Girls One Cup was innocent kid's play. I'm not going anywhere near this one though.

[bobsnin]

I wish that was how this book ended

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n10/n53451.jpg

first book i ever read. i loved gary paulsen

[midwestjeff]

first book i ever read. i loved gary paulsen

I thought his name was Robert Paulson.
http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/images/fightclub_meatloaf_large.jpg

[Gunner S]

well, i literally got thru the knife doing its work.

and no, its gary paulsen


play a game with your friends, see how far you can get thru it before quitting

[Gunner S]

no fucking way thats real


but if it is HOLY FUCK

nope, 100% real, I guess it was tested by special effects guys. He tied off his cock so he couldnt feel the pain

[midwestjeff]

and no, its gary paulsen


His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

[ScottFromGA]

2 seconds....fuck that shit. :wallbash:

[midwestjeff]

I liked the part with the hatchet and then when his bag was all sliced open and he pushed his balls out and it was just a mushy pile of blood, veins, and detached bag. The way the balls popped out reminded me of when I was a boy and I would help my Grandpa neuter pigs. Nothing like filling a five gallon bucket half full of pig balls. Good times.

[joethebartender]

Why all the angry death metal music? They should have dubbed in "Ken Lee", a personal favorite of mine.

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[Gunner S]

i watched the guy cut his own cock off, and then i quit. i could not watch him chop his own balls

[Sue_Bender]

I watched this while eating dinner, Faggots.







I'm always eating.




Fags.

[Jughead]

I liked the part with the hatchet and then when his bag was all sliced open and he pushed his balls out and it was just a mushy pile of blood, veins, and detached bag. The way the balls popped out reminded me of when I was a boy and I would help my Grandpa neuter pigs. Nothing like filling a five gallon bucket half full of pig balls. Good times.

I had a collie that would eat them as fast as I could cut....:smile:

[Jughead]

Im not looking................:annoyed:

[Doctor Z]

I pretty much watched the whole thing last night, looking away very briefly a couple of times. I must ask...

How's this dude gonna piss?

[Doctor Z]

Oh also, if he hasn't already, I hope he dies a horrendous death.

[RhinoinMN]

Huevos con Chorizo.

Starvin.

[midwestjeff]

I had a collie that would eat them as fast as I could cut....:smile:

Nice.
My uncle used to pop one in his mouth occaisionally just to fuck with his cousin and brother. Granted, I only heard stories and never actually saw him do it but he was/is crazy funny so I never really doubted the stories. A true shock farmer, if such a thing ever existed.

[MIKEYDAKEN]

can someone tell me why the fuck this guy would do this to himself? a hitchhiker maybe but why to yourself no dry spell is that long

[Sue_Bender]

can someone tell me why the fuck this guy would do this to himself? a hitchhiker maybe but why to yourself no dry spell is that long

He's unaware of the Ron & Fez Show...


and their awe-inspiring message board full of lunatics...


who rarely slice off their genitals.



Rarely.

[Chigworthy]

Remember the guy that would jerkoff while shoving metal spikes through his torso? He was cool.

[mikeyboy]

What do you win?

[Sue_Bender]

What do you win?

Bragging rights...


and funny-shaped band-aids.

[MIKEYDAKEN]

What do you win?

you never have to worry about birth control ever again

[Gunner S]

I dont know what you win. But fuck, this thing probably started off with 2 stupid jerkoffs trying to think of something funny.

The beginning round was probably something like a guy just punching himself in the head