god damit im trying not to be a pervert over here

[patsopinion]

so some like 16 year old chick comes into my work

yea she looks alright

and she starts talking about playing water sports and how she hates to put on clothing

and im like... ey im not going to reach across the counter er nothing but you needs to back the fuck up
i cant be hearing this

oh and she was buying undies (thongs) which made in even worse

im not a perv but bitch you better back the fuck up

[cougarjake13]

so some like 16 year old chick comes into my work

yea she looks alright

and she starts talking about playing water sports and how she hates to put on clothing

and im like... ey im not going to reach across the counter er nothing but you needs to back the fuck up
i cant be hearing this

oh and she was buying undies (thongs) which made in even worse

im not a perv but bitch you better back the fuck up

well thats your opinion

[ahhdurr]

so some like 16 year old chick comes into my work

yea she looks alright

and she starts talking about playing water sports and how she hates to put on clothing

and im like... ey im not going to reach across the counter er nothing but you needs to back the fuck up
i cant be hearing this

oh and she was buying undies (thongs) which made in even worse

im not a perv but bitch you better back the fuck up

Are you hiring?

[britneypablo]

that girl knew exactly what she was doing and sayin and she purposely made sure you were hearing it....she was trying to get a "rise" out of you...and since you said what u said, im sure she was pleased that she accomplished her mission

[KnoxHarrington]

I would like to state for the record that any 16 year old chick reading this can feel free to discuss not wearing clothing and buy thong underwear in my presence.

[weekapaugjz]

playing water sports

Yellow treats?

[sailor]

so some like 16 year old chick comes into my work

yea she looks alright

and she starts talking about playing water sports and how she hates to put on clothing

and im like... ey im not going to reach across the counter er nothing but you needs to back the fuck up
i cant be hearing this

oh and she was buying undies (thongs) which made in even worse

im not a perv but bitch you better back the fuck up

perv

[cougarjake13]

god damit im trying not to be a pervert over here


if you have to say that then you probably are

[Death Metal Moe]

wonderful, another little cocktease.

They grow up so fast.

[Bossanova]

So the fact that you sell womens underwear for a living didn't make you think you were a perv?

[HBox]

im not a perv

No, you're just gay.

[epo]

Just embrace it, you are a pervert.

[mendyweiss]

This Thread Is Useless Without Judge Smails

[sr71blackbird]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/kpruss/pervert.jpg

[mongothetrucker]

I'm working on my Boy Scout pervert badge... Can you re-tell that story slowly and in a sexy voice?

[RoseBlood]

..im trying not to be a pervert over here

we've all read your posts.. TO LATE

[Hosp]

I guess Teenslut had a younger sister...

[Gunner S]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/kpruss/pervert.jpg

DONT WORRY! ILL PLUG HER MOUTH!

[Team_Ramrod]

I would have something terrific to add to this if I didn't just finish having sex with my wife and wasn't sexually spent.

[PapaBear]

Everyone who clicked on this thread is a pervert, because you thought you were going to see a perverted pic!





















Except me, of course.:innocent:

[ChrisTheCop]

WPBS.


Also, if youre gonna assume she's 16 without knowing,
why not save yourself from pervdom and assume she's 17.
Problem solv-ed.

[Drunky McBetidont]

WPBS.


Also, if youre gonna assume she's 16 without knowing,
why not save yourself from pervdom and assume she's 17.
Problem solv-ed.

because she was actually 12 and typing that was even too creepy for pat (in my opinion)

[CountryBob]

So the fact that you sell womens underwear for a living didn't make you think you were a perv?

B-I-N-G-O

[realmenhatelife]

Underage girls really are the best thing about working in retail.

When I worked at Starbucks there was this really vapid high school girl with the most amazing ass. One day she says 'Matt, I'm out of uniform.' I said she looked in uniform to me, to which she replied 'Nuh uh, these shorts are wayyyyyy to tight.'

Thats fucking entrapment, right?

[reillyluck]

this sounds like a bad spin off to clerks.

[Chigworthy]

As an old pervy boss of mine once said, if there's hair on the mound, play ball.

[Knowledged_one]

As an old pervy boss of mine once said, if there's hair on the mound, play ball.

are you that old pervy boss?

[Kevin]

this sounds like a bad spin off to clerks.

It sounds like Clerks 2?

[Chigworthy]

are you that old pervy boss?

If I'm an Italian pizzeria owner who died of prostate cancer, then yes.

[Kevin]

are you that old pervy boss?

I don't think Boss is too old, but he is pretty damn pervy.

[reillyluck]

It sounds like Clerks 2?

spin off. spin off. not sequel.

[Knowledged_one]

If I'm an Italian pizzeria owner who died of prostate cancer, then yes.

oh my god the board has an actual ghost

[patsopinion]

oh my god the board has an actual ghost

what about the radio ghost

[Kevin]

spin off. spin off. not sequel.

Bah, spin off, sequel, Awful is awful.

[Sue_Bender]

Bah, spin off, sequel, Awful is awful.


Awful is...


awful-ly intriguing!

[RhinoinMN]

I recommend that you not work at a place that sells thongs for young women.

[ahhdurr]

If I'm an Italian pizzeria owner who died of prostate cancer, then yes.

I'd like to personally welcome Chigworthy back from the dead.

Cheers budday - way to make it back over that River of Styx.:clap:

[MIKEYDAKEN]

so some like 16 year old chick comes into my work

yea she looks alright

and she starts talking about playing water sports and how she hates to put on clothing

and im like... ey im not going to reach across the counter er nothing but you needs to back the fuck up
i cant be hearing this

oh and she was buying undies (thongs) which made in even worse

im not a perv but bitch you better back the fuck up

so what your saying is you are either gay or not straight. dude who gives a shit what your thinking as long as your not jumping her ramming your dick in her ass. be proud embrace the inner perv

[Knowledged_one]

so what your saying is you are either gay or not straight. dude who gives a shit what your thinking as long as your not jumping her ramming your dick in her ass. be proud embrace the inner perv

Does posting like this make you feel like a cool guy

[patsopinion]

Does posting like this make you feel like a cool guy

hes a month old
his posts dont even start counting yet

[bobsnin]

I recommend that you not work at a place that sells thongs for young women.

Yeah, where the hell do you work?

[SatCam]

Yeah, where the hell do you work?

walmart

[Jughead]

Its ok Pat I sell cars.... and I'm a perv also.....:bye:

[Kevin]

Does posting like this make you feel like a cool guy

I think he got emboldened by his one Jimmy Norton with Mikey hair comment.

[ChimneyFish]

As an old pervy boss of mine once said, if there's hair on the mound, play ball.

As Ronald Reagan once said, "If it's old enough to bleed, it's old enough to butcher".

[BlackSpider]

Godammit!
now I lost the erection I had when I started reading this thread.

[Chigworthy]

Its ok Pat I sell cars.... and I'm a perv also.....:bye:

Seat sniffer? Disgusting.

[A.J.]

so what your saying is you are either gay or not straight. dude who gives a shit what your thinking as long as your not jumping her ramming your dick in her ass. be proud embrace the inner perv

Does posting like this make you feel like a cool guy

I think he got emboldened by his one Jimmy Norton with Mikey hair comment.

Different guy. That was Dan 'Hampton (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1824679&postcount=35).