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That is just a tough question. So many cities have so many great things going for them. Not a day goes in which I don't ponder the question.
So I wake up yesterday and see on the front of my local newspaper that Marie Claire magazine (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=783581) has declared my fair city of Milwaukee to be "America's Sexiest City". Let me just say, thank you to Marie Claire for realizing what I've realized all of my life...the Midwest is damned sexy.
This honor, on the heels of Forbes magazine naming Milwaukee (http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/2008/08/07/alcohol-drinking-cities-forbeslife-drink08-cx_de_avb_0807hard.html) to be America's "Second Drunkest" City, I believe cements us as a cornerstone of this great nation.
Face to all of you for not living in a sexy, drunken utopia! :bye:
Friday
08-16-2008, 08:13 PM
Milee-wau-kay is not sexy. It's cute.
I have been there.
They don't even know who Manolo Blahnik is.
amateurs.
ChimneyFish
08-16-2008, 08:14 PM
By "sexy", do they mean a dog's ass????
'Cause I think what they might be looking at is a dog's ass.
ChrisTheCop
08-16-2008, 08:17 PM
Drunk and sexy go hand in hand, my friend.
Congratulations.
(I'm bringing drunk back).
razorboy
08-16-2008, 08:34 PM
In all reality it must be Tampa, because I'm here.
Milee-wau-kay is not sexy. It's cute.
I have been there.
They don't even know who Manolo Blahnik is.
amateurs.
Ahh....the flaw in yer logic. Nobody in Milwaukee cares about shoes that much! :tongue:
patsopinion
08-16-2008, 09:36 PM
the two are directly connected (beer goggles)
boosterp
08-17-2008, 01:06 AM
I may have to move. :D
IMSlacker
08-17-2008, 06:32 AM
I think their choice of cover photo may invalidate their opinion.
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/aug08/sexy_81508_big.jpg
sailor
08-17-2008, 06:41 AM
please. everyone knows the sexiest city is the city by the great salt lake.
http://www.sonypictures.com/classics/slcpunk/stillsclips/images/ml-1.jpg
hubba hubba
ahhdurr
08-17-2008, 07:06 AM
rowrrr!!!
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So I wake up yesterday and see on the front of my local newspaper that Marie Claire magazine (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=783581) has declared my fair city of Milwaukee to be "America's Sexiest City".
With babes like these, I'm not surprised.
http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/laverneandshirley.jpg
bobrobot
08-17-2008, 09:38 AM
This is too easy...
http://www.panoramio.com/photos/original/1828142.jpg
ahhdurr
08-17-2008, 12:08 PM
With babes like these, I'm not surprised.
http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/laverneandshirley.jpg
shameel, shamozzle?
Willmore
08-17-2008, 01:05 PM
Who cares about America?
Rio de Janeiro baby!
If you survive the crime rate, that's the place to be for beautiful women on beautiful beaches.
bobsnin
08-17-2008, 01:12 PM
I think their choice of cover photo may invalidate their opinion.
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/aug08/sexy_81508_big.jpg
She looks like a sad cartoon turtle.
thepaulo
08-17-2008, 01:46 PM
Whenever I think of Tampa I think of Tampon and that's pretty sexy.
IamPixie
08-17-2008, 02:20 PM
She looks like a sad cartoon turtle.
Someone likes wwtdd
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