Ron's concept of Manhood or Manliness

[booster11373]

The discussion the other day about whats a mans drink got me thinking about this, I think Mr.B ideas are a little schewd or dare I say old fashioned

But with the drinks, Im a man I will drink what I want and as a man I dont care what others will think about it

I know the conversation was light-hearted but Mr.B has talked like this before Im just wondering what other think

[KingModem]

The discussion the other day about whats a mans drink got me thinking about this, I think Mr.B ideas are a little schewd or dare I say old fashioned

But with the drinks, Im a man I will drink what I want and as a man I dont care what others will think about it

I know the conversation was light-hearted but Mr.B has talked like this before Im just wondering what other think

Where is Cigars and Scotch when you need him?

[Doctor Z]

Where is Spelling and Grammar when you need 'em?

[hurlmon]

I think Mr.B ideas are a little schewd or dare I say old fashioned

I think he was right on the money. Men drink booze. Women have drinks.

[JerseyRich]

I dont care what others will think about it

Wait...I found a photo of some other guys that don't care what people think of them...

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Gay-Pride-Parade.jpg

[Tallman388]

When alcohol, crushed ice and a blender meet, you'll know the testosterone has left the room.

[Serpico1103]

He was sorta of right. But a little too rigid. Fez said pina coladas are ok on a cruise or a beach vacation. I agree. If a women is walking around offering pina coladas while you are sunning, that is ok. If you order a pina colada at a bar, something is wrong.
At a bar, men, and even grown women should stick to straight drinks or drinks with one mixer. Usually for a guy tonic is enough, or just on the rocks.
I don't want to drink scotch while I am laying on a beach chair in 100 degree heat. A gin and tonic might be nice, but a pina colada is acceptable.

[Team_Ramrod]

I drink beer, Rum and Coke, a Martini on occaision, and a glass of wine with a nice steak.
I have had a Belini, I've been shitfaced off Scotch.

I don't care what any guy drinks, of course to see a guy in the bar sipping on a breezer or a Smirnov Ice makes me lose respect, but I still understand....









I understand he is confused and wishes he had the balls to come out to his friends and family.

[ZigZagBigBag]

wine is not a girl's drink. it is a special, blessed gift that makes me feel all fuzzy. especially around my ears.

[Drunky McBetidont]

wine "mmm makes my pee pee maker all tingly" simple jack

[boosterp]

1. Beer

2. When I go to Mexico it is mostly beer but every so often I am offered a pina colada or mojito so I will drink it.

3. Vodka and cranberry

4. Wine, hell I even bought a wine frig for my dining room.

I am 100% man.

[Yuppie_Scum]

schewd

:flush::flush:

You serious? This is how you think skewed is spelled?

You ignintd.

[MisterSmith]

I drink what I want, when I want.*

If somebody thinks I'm drinking a "girly drink" then they are the one with a problem. I usually drink beer or liquor, but sometimes I'll have something different if I feel like it and it's available.

Who cares what other people think. I don't have to impress you. :laugh:





*Within reason of course; no drinking & driving, not at work, not when I am watching the kid, etc.

[RhinoinMN]

Nothing beats a well made margarita with:

Tres Generaciones

Cointreau

Fresh lime juice

sugar

a little lemon juice


ON THE ROCKS!


I am a man.

[MobCounty]

Frankly any cocktail with a sweet mixer is kinda shooshy. As is any cocktail with a liquor in it.
I love Jack N' coke, but I'd call that shooshy too.

Men drink straight scotch, whiskey or vodka. I tried to stick to that plan for a while, but it gets old as the night goes on.

Real men drink wine too, but they have to drink a great wine.

Of course beer counts, but we all knew that. Err, cept beer that is only available during the holidays, or has some kind of fruit flavoring does not count.

[LaBoob]

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[ZigZagBigBag]

i always thought vodka & cranberry was kinda femme...especially when the person ordering orders high-end vodka. the taste of cranberry is so strong it squashes any vodka taste. i just assume if a guy orders that he is a bit sissy...or just doesn't know shit.

[MobCounty]

i always thought vodka & cranberry was kinda femme...especially when the person ordering orders high-end vodka. the taste of cranberry is so strong it squashes any vodka taste. i just assume if a guy orders that he is a bit sissy...or just doesn't know shit.

High end vodka with juice added is for rubes.

[PapaBear]

I think he was right on the money. Men drink booze. Women have drinks.
Here's a manly conundrum. I drink rum with diet coke. Some would say diet coke is girly. But sugary drinks are also called girly. So... shouldn't diet coke be considered more manyly than regular coke?:unsure:

[Serpico1103]

Here's a manly conundrum. I drink rum with diet coke. Some would say diet coke is girly. But sugary drinks are also called girly. So... shouldn't diet coke be considered more manyly than regular coke?:unsure:

NO! Sugary drinks are unmanly because men like drinks that taste bad. Diet drinks don't have sugar, but they use artificial sweeteners to make them taste good. So, while not containing sugar, diet colas are still unmanly.
A simple rule, if it tastes good the first time you try it, it is a girly drink.

[boosterp]

A simple rule, if it tastes good the first time you try it, it is a girly drink.

When I tried beer at the old age of 8 my dad told me I was a natural German because I wanted my own.

[Serpico1103]

When I tried beer at the old age of 8 my dad told me I was a natural German because I wanted my own.

It was amber colored and warm, but it wasn't beer.

[AKA]

From the thread title I thought this might be a discussion of when Ron was talking about how, even when he was little, he was never allowed to sleep next to his female cousins because he'd go for the bare tit, giving him a "pirate" reputation by the time he was 10. I love the mental images of Ron explaining his wonder years.

http://www.littleadventures.com/images/products/Pirate%20Hat%20and%20Eyepatch%20Web.jpg

[Freakshow]

Frankly any cocktail with a sweet mixer is kinda shooshy. As is any cocktail with a liquor in it.
I love Jack N' coke, but I'd call that shooshy too.

Men drink straight scotch, whiskey or vodka. I tried to stick to that plan for a while, but it gets old as the night goes on.

Real men drink wine too, but they have to drink a great wine.

Of course beer counts, but we all knew that. Err, cept beer that is only available during the holidays, or has some kind of fruit flavoring does not count.

So you don't always drink beer, but when you do it's Dos Equis...

http://onthehouse.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/24/dos_equis_print_1.jpg


Straight Vodka, are you kidding me? That's called dead by 45. I think the only person that qualified as a man in this standard is Yeltsin...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42836000/jpg/_42836201_dancing.jpg

[~Katja~]

i always thought vodka & cranberry was kinda femme...especially when the person ordering orders high-end vodka. the taste of cranberry is so strong it squashes any vodka taste. i just assume if a guy orders that he is a bit sissy...or just doesn't know shit.
High end vodka with juice added is for rubes.
how about with vitamin water? is that too girly?
I am all girl then :D

It was amber colored and warm, but it wasn't beer.

you know, we Germans don't drink beer ice cold. usually it has room temperature or has been cooled for just a short time. (and I did get the joke you were aiming for there)

As for unmanly drinks, anything that comes with pieces of fruit attached, in a fruit or with an umbrella is really a girlish drink.
There are plenty of mix drinks that I would consider manly.

[Holes]

Drink whatever you want. If you think other men are checking out to see what you are drinking then you are either gay or insecure.


For the record I drink Bud Light.


Why would I want to drink something that I don't like? Do you eat foods that don't taste good?

[boosterp]

It was amber colored and warm, but it wasn't beer.

If that were true I would mimic lil' Jimmy's passion for yellow treats. ;)

[joethebartender]

Nothing beats a well made margarita with:

Tres Generaciones

Cointreau

Fresh lime juice

sugar

a little lemon juice


ON THE ROCKS!


I am a man.

There are few people that appreciate a "real" margarita.

So many are satisfied with lots of that shitty sour mix out of the gun or one of those "just add booze and ice" mixes from the liquor store.

It's all over-sweetened crap and it's design will give you a hangover from the depths of hell!

A shot of fresh lime juice or a little bit of nelly & Joe's key lime juice (not that Rose's crap either) and less than a packet of sugar is the only way to go. If you use any more than that; the high-end ingredients won't matter... you might as well save the money and use "cactus jack" tequila and some triple sec.

And...
for your first one of the day, skip the rocks and order it "up" (extra refreshing and chances are that you'll finish it before it goes warm. Switch back to the ice later if you want to slow down)

Love,
-Joe

PS- unless sucking cock is on your schedule, there is no reason for any man to be ordering a cosmopolitan for himself. (it's in the rule book somewhere)

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[joethebartender]

i always thought vodka & cranberry was kinda femme...especially when the person ordering orders high-end vodka. the taste of cranberry is so strong it squashes any vodka taste. i just assume if a guy orders that he is a bit sissy...or just doesn't know shit.

Lots of guys drink that stuff. The ones that don't know shit are the ones who order the drink by asking for a "cranberry and vodka" (with the juice first). These are usually the ones that are hammered by the third drink and then start ordering "grey goose and vodka".

[RhinoinMN]

There are few people that appreciate a "real" margarita.

So many are satisfied with lots of that shitty sour mix out of the gun or one of those "just add booze and ice" mixes from the liquor store.

It's all over-sweetened crap and it's design will give you a hangover from the depths of hell!

A shot of fresh lime juice or a little bit of nelly & Joe's key lime juice (not that Rose's crap either) and less than a packet of sugar is the only way to go. If you use any more than that; the high-end ingredients won't matter... you might as well save the money and use "cactus jack" tequila and some triple sec.

And...
for your first one of the day, skip the rocks and order it "up" (extra refreshing and chances are that you'll finish it before it goes warm. Switch back to the ice later if you want to slow down)

Love,
-Joe

PS- unless sucking cock is on your schedule, there is no reason for any man to be ordering a cosmopolitan for himself. (it's in the rule book somewhere)

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Thank you Joe.

A "real" margarita is one where good tequila is very evident in taste.

A lot of women won't drink the well made ones, because they can taste the tequila.

IMO. Tequila gets a bad rep too because of all of the junk tequila out there.

[KnoxHarrington]

I just find the notion of dudes suffering through a shitty tasting drink because they think drinking a good one will make them seem like a fag both amusing and pathetic. It's like we continue to forget what really makes a man.

[RhinoinMN]

I just find the notion of dudes suffering through a shitty tasting drink because they think drinking a good one will make them seem like a fag both amusing and pathetic. It's like we continue to forget what really makes a man.

That and a pair of testicles.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.1.jpg

[booster11373]

I just find the notion of dudes suffering through a shitty tasting drink because they think drinking a good one will make them seem like a fag both amusing and pathetic. It's like we continue to forget what really makes a man.


Thank you for expressing my point better then I could:clap:

I don't a man should be worried about what other men are thinking

[Holes]

I just find the notion of dudes suffering through a shitty tasting drink because they think drinking a good one will make them seem like a fag both amusing and pathetic. It's like we continue to forget what really makes a man.

Amen!:thumbup:

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Of course beer counts, but we all knew that. Err, cept beer that is only available during the holidays, or has some kind of fruit flavoring does not count.

Not true. Winter brews kick ass. Jubelale has got be the best beer ever made. Fruit flavored beers are good when they have just a hint of fruit flavor, and are brewed with real fruit, not extract.

http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/BrewPub/OnTap/776.jpg

[ralphbxny]

My Drinks of Choice:

1.Scotch on the Rocks

2.Scotch and Soda

3.Rum and coke

4. Tequila and any thing (OJ, Pineapple or a Margarita on the rocks..never frozen)

5. Beer

6. Scotch


I drink wine with dinner if its appropriate but I wont order it.
Frosty drinks are for pool side vacation or warm weather places but only during the day time. Afternight fall I revert to the choices 1-6.

[bigtim666]

1. Beer (miller light, bud, bud light, Black & Tans)
2. Shots of Jameson
3. Shots of Van Gogh Expresso Vodka
4. Screwdrivers w/ a splash of cranberry
5. Jameson and Ginger ale


I think vodka martini's are a girly drink.
I drink alll the time, what I drink depends on my mood and how fucked up i want to get.

[patrick187]

The discussion the other day about whats a mans drink got me thinking about this, I think Mr.B ideas are a little schewd or dare I say old fashioned

But with the drinks, Im a man I will drink what I want and as a man I dont care what others will think about it

I know the conversation was light-hearted but Mr.B has talked like this before Im just wondering what other think

Why don't you take your mimosa to the ladies room, darlin'.

[joethebartender]

Here are some "real" men drinking vodka on the rocks:
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[KingModem]

Drink whatever you want. If you think other men are checking out to see what you are drinking then you are either gay or insecure.


For the record I drink Bud Light.


Why would I want to drink something that I don't like? Do you eat foods that don't taste good?

Because of the commercials?

[Holes]

Because of the commercials?

Yes, that is how I choose all my products! lol

I cannot drink Miller Lite. To me it tastes very metallic and burnt. (Whatever that means)

And Amstel Light tastes like a bag of nickels.

[Serpico1103]

Drink whatever you want. If you think other men are checking out to see what you are drinking then you are either gay or insecure.
For the record I drink Bud Light.
Why would I want to drink something that I don't like? Do you eat foods that don't taste good?
It is not a question of manliness. It is more a question of being an unsophisticated ass. The same people that order sugary drinks cover a good steak in cheap steak sauce. Or, think wonder bread is good bread. Or, that mousse is cake.
If you drink vodka, taste the vodka, don't hide it behind four fruit juices, if you drink whiskey , savor the whiskey not the sugar and acid cola combo.

[LaBoob]

Here are some "real" men drinking vodka on the rocks:
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Yay! I love that one :lol:

[boosterp]

Lots of guys drink that stuff. The ones that don't know shit are the ones who order the drink by asking for a "cranberry and vodka" (with the juice first). These are usually the ones that are hammered by the third drink and then start ordering "grey goose and vodka".

A vodka and cranberry that I make has two shots of good vodka and 8 oz of unsweetened cranberry.

I want to enjoy the vodka and natural cranberry without the added fructose. I usually only drink beers at bars because of this. In Houston we have a nice Jazz bar that serves up nice wine so I'll forgo the beer there.

[Philly Franko]

Rule #1 Ronnie is the Real Man... Rule #2 ...see Rule #1....:drunk:

[Freakshow]

Ron's concept of Manhood or Manliness
Sasquatch!!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Ron's concept of Manhood or Manliness
Sasquatch!!!!!

Wrong thead?

[Freakshow]

Nah. I didn't want to put another manliness coupling in that thread, I had already put 2. But this thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

edit:
Ron's concept of Manhood or Manliness
Randy Newman

(hehe)

[Gunner S]

let me ask you a question


Can a guy to wear a pink dress? Yes
Will He be made fun of? Yes

Can a guy drink a Martini? Yes
Will he be made fun of? Yes


when the fuck was it not ok to judge other people? just shut the fuck up and take it like a man, or talk shit back. just dont whine like a bitch, it just proves how unmanly you really are

[Serpico1103]

let me ask you a question
Can a guy to wear a pink dress? Yes
Will He be made fun of? Yes
Can a guy drink a Martini? Yes
Will he be made fun of? Yes
when the fuck was it not ok to judge other people? just shut the fuck up and take it like a man, or talk shit back. just dont whine like a bitch, it just proves how unmanly you really are

I think during a time of war it is unpatriotic to question a man's motives or actions.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

When did the martini become a womanly drink? I don't drink that often anymore so I'll take everyone's word for it, but when did Bond's drink of choice loose it's prestige?

[boosterp]

When did the martini become a womanly drink? I don't drink that often anymore so I'll take everyone's word for it, but when did Bond's drink of choice loose it's prestige?

Was James Bond a woman?

[Serpico1103]

When did the martini become a womanly drink? I don't drink that often anymore so I'll take everyone's word for it, but when did Bond's drink of choice loose it's prestige?

Bourne would shit in that English cunt's martini glass and Bond would do nothing about it. But, the new Bond, Daniel Craig, is a vast improvement.

[TjM]

It is not a question of manliness. It is more a question of being an unsophisticated ass. The same people that order sugary drinks cover a good steak in cheap steak sauce. Or, think wonder bread is good bread. Or, that mousse is cake.
If you drink vodka, taste the vodka, don't hide it behind four fruit juices, if you drink whiskey , savor the whiskey not the sugar and acid cola combo.

Howbout you worry about your own damn self and let people eat, drink, watch what they want.

[STC-Dub]

Manly Drink: Rusty Nail

Non-Manly Drink: Fuzzy Navel

[Serpico1103]

Howbout you worry about your own damn self and let people eat, drink, watch what they want.

How about you worry about yourself and not what I post.

[ahhdurr]

Here's a manly conundrum. I drink rum with diet coke. Some would say diet coke is girly. But sugary drinks are also called girly. So... shouldn't diet coke be considered more manyly than regular coke?:unsure:

We used to be stuck for something to mix canadian scotch with in high school - it was always diet coke b/c that's all my friend's mom had in the house. It grows on you.

Of course he's an open minded guy but the way he came up is still part of the man's outlook on things. I think it's like a character that he uses on the show. Now it's time for the "Manly Ron Hour" starring Manly Ron and his manly views on things. It's kind of tongue in cheek but not... like everything on the show.

[sailor]

When did the martini become a womanly drink? I don't drink that often anymore so I'll take everyone's word for it, but when did Bond's drink of choice loose it's prestige?

mixing a liquor with another liquor is never womanly (martini, manhattan, etc.). anyone saying a martini is womanly is probably thinking of martini bars with their chocolate martinis, french martinis, et al.

[A.J.]

When did the martini become a womanly drink? I don't drink that often anymore so I'll take everyone's word for it, but when did Bond's drink of choice loose it's prestige?

anyone saying a martini is womanly is probably thinking of martini bars with their chocolate martinis, french martinis, et al.

Exactly. Everyday my grandfather came home from work, my grandmother would pour him a Beefeater Martini with a twist. He came from the "martini lunch" era. He'd laugh at the crap they call martinis today.

[weekapaugjz]

i can't stand sweet drinks. i stick with beer (molson canadian, labatts, bud) bourbon/scotch or irish/canadian whiskey on the rocks. every once in awhile ill enjoy a martini (gin) or a vodka with soda water. shots are limited to jameson/crown/jager.

[lleeder]

When I go to Mexico it is mostly beer but every so often I am offered a pina colada or mojito so I will drink it

I agree.

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[BinaryBimbo]

Manly Drink: Rusty Nail

Non-Manly Drink: Fuzzy Navel

You meant Fezzy Navel.

ESD is not a man.:smile:

If PaulO would leave the forum I could tell you what I thought of that Manly Drink choice.

Elvis died todayin 1977; his heart finally gave out.
"The King is Dead! Long live the King!"

[Gunner S]

let me say something tho also

Last night i drank 7 beers and a fifth of 34 proof vodka

but, what i dont mention is the vodka was fucking some VERY GAY orange flavored shit.

But its all that we had, so therefore, if its all that you have it is ok.

[Serpico1103]

let me say something tho also
Last night i drank 7 beers and a fifth of 34 proof vodka
but, what i dont mention is the vodka was fucking some VERY GAY orange flavored shit.
But its all that we had, so therefore, if its all that you have it is ok.

Was it all guys? Or were there women?

[Gunner S]

it shames me to say this, but there were 2 woman and 4 guys, and i just chugged the vodka to get fucked up

but i did get flashed by one of the girls

[Serpico1103]

it shames me to say this, but there were 2 woman and 4 guys, and i just chugged the vodka to get fucked up
but i did get flashed by one of the girls

Ok, I was just worried that your "But its all that we had, so therefore, if its all that you have it is ok." attitude applied to sex as well as drinks.

[sailor]

let me say something tho also

Last night i drank 7 beers and a fifth of 34 proof vodka

but, what i dont mention is the vodka was fucking some VERY GAY orange flavored shit.

But its all that we had, so therefore, if its all that you have it is ok.

17% alcohol? isn't that what smirnoff ice has, ma'am?

[Gunner S]

i know, but i had to get something faster than beer. We were supposed to raid some kids house who left town who had a dresser filled with jack Daniels and Jager but some faggot was watching it.

Plus the chick liked the flavor of that weird shit and it got her to take off her shirt