Fuck You Hollywood

[jauble]

Beverly Hills Chiuaua

http://3disneyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/beverly_hills_chihuahua.jpg

What is this shit? I know its for kids, but Im pretty sure its movies like this that cause autism.

[epo]

Screw you too, brother!

http://www.ufcmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/march2007/Hulk-Hogan-015.jpg

[Patient zer0]

i just got bells palsy from looking at that, thanks

[fezident]

http://www.patrickrunkle.com/trex.jpg

[DarkHippie]

Beverly Hills Chiuaua

http://3disneyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/beverly_hills_chihuahua.jpg

What is this shit? I know its for kids, but Im pretty sure its movies like this that cause autism.

I think I wanna see that

[DarkHippie]

THIS IS THE GREATEST TRAILER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Dude, fuck that.

Disown ANYONE you know that gave this steaming pile of feces a cent of their hard earned money:

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/05/30/disaster-movie-poster.jpg

I know my pal Bill and his wife will go see this, and I really have to decide if I will ever speak to him again after he tells me how hysterical it was.

BLECH!

[jauble]

THIS IS THE GREATEST TRAILER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That wasnt the one I saw on TV. The one you posted almost makes me not nauseous.

Still fuck you Hollywood, dont insult us with this shit.

[oldladyfacepuncher]

The effects are so great!

[underdog]

Dude, fuck that.

Disown ANYONE you know that gave this steaming pile of feces a cent of their hard earned money:

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/05/30/disaster-movie-poster.jpg

I know my pal Bill and his wife will go see this, and I really have to decide if I will ever speak to him again after he tells me how hysterical it was.

BLECH!

I really hope Sailor and Hottub are on your ignore list.

[underdog]

Holy Conspiracy Theories, Green Lantern! (http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/07/holy-conspiracy-theories-green-lantern.html)

[midwestjeff]

Man, talking chihuahuas. Some fast food restaurant should take that idea and make a marketing campaign around it. Maybe a place that sells tacos.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Holy Conspiracy Theories, Green Lantern! (http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/07/holy-conspiracy-theories-green-lantern.html)

i love how he ends it by saying he will see it 5 times in theatr.:tongue:

[Willmore]

http://www.adintrend.com/scoop/images/0508/1126hottienottie01.jpg


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/al_finete/Epic%20Movie/Poster001.jpg


http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/son_of_the_mask_ver2.jpg

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/apple.media/thumb/200/200/from_justin_to_kelly.jpg


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/967774~Superbabies-Baby-Geniuses-2-Posters.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

THIS IS THE GREATEST TRAILER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holy Fuck, that's darling!

Chihuahua's that rap, dance, and sing?

That's outrageous!




But will retards get it? :unsure:

[fezident]

But will retards get it? :unsure:

Yeah... we get it. Looks hilarious!

[LaBoob]

My sister's husband laughed at this preview and brought it up twice the next day, so yes, Sue_Bender, the retards will get it.

Anyway chihuahuas are lame. Bring on Beverly Hills Stasha

http://s255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/th_stasha_concrete22.jpg

[AKA]

Oh, Scottyflamingo...where are you now? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69653&highlight=worst)

[Furtherman]

The Aztecs would have ate chihuahuas. Harumph.

[Chigworthy]

Is there a Disney Hate Club that I can join? For as long as I can remember I have hated that fucking narc Disney and his shitty empire. My wife thinks that when we have kids, we're taking them south into the asshole of California to pay $90 a pop to stand in smog and sun with a bunch of evolutionarily-dead human buffalos reeking of sunscreen and fryer grease, and pretend that it's an American legacy rather than the biggest carny-and-rube show going. Of all the great things my parents did for me, the top of the list is occupied by the fact that they never took me to that shite hole or encouraged me to like Ol' Turncoat Walt and his constant parade of falsely-wholesome regurgitate. Look, it's Billy Crystal pretending he's a Woody Allen robot with cute noises. Isn't that darling. Fucking robots become self-aware and dismember people, then fuck their corpses with gigantic Testuo drillcocks, they don't work problems out in a positive and lifeskill-building manner. Look, it's Woody Allen pretending he's a Billy Crystal ant who does some anty shit in a self-deprecating way that appeals a maximum share of the market. Honey, I'm taking the kids to Burger King because they have Chihuahua toys in that sack of corn-based garbage that we feed them every other day, because I'd rather watch my TIVO'd collection of shitty forensic shows with harmonius multi-cultural casts that still abide by acceptable racial stereotypes than cut a fucking head of lettuce and a tomato up. After that, I can go online and buy a carbon credit and a bumper sticker for my hybrid minivan, that way I don't have to think about kids coming home from their middle-eastern vacation with missing limbs and burnt flesh, because I'm an American, and I can only deal with death in terms of a very special episode of. We jumped the shark and it took off our ass cheek, now we bleed out slowly because we can't swim anymore.

PS, you fucking Disney cocks, Machu Picchu was part of the Incan empire, not the Aztec Empire, you culturally-insensitive fuck.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

fuck you, gravy robbers. (http://gravyrobbers.com/index.3.jpg)

[Fallon]

http://www.adintrend.com/scoop/images/0508/1126hottienottie01.jpg

Ooooh, the nottie is Christine Lakin from Step by Step.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2631/christinelakinzn0.jpg
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8303/christinelakinfhm1vc4.jpg

[cougarjake13]

dont forget meet the spartans



http://media.movieweb.com/news/03.2008/meetthe.jpg

[Coach_Mac]

Ok I think the Spiderman/Transformer type movies are more than stupid but I guess I can understand why some people go see them but for the life of me I can't imagine why any human would watch any of those parody comedies.

[Thomas Merton]

Is there a Disney Hate Club that I can join? For as long as I can remember I have hated that fucking narc Disney and his shitty empire. My wife thinks that when we have kids, we're taking them south into the asshole of California to pay $90 a pop to stand in smog and sun with a bunch of evolutionarily-dead human buffalos reeking of sunscreen and fryer grease, and pretend that it's an American legacy rather than the biggest carny-and-rube show going. Of all the great things my parents did for me, the top of the list is occupied by the fact that they never took me to that shite hole or encouraged me to like Ol' Turncoat Walt and his constant parade of falsely-wholesome regurgitate. Look, it's Billy Crystal pretending he's a Woody Allen robot with cute noises. Isn't that darling. Fucking robots become self-aware and dismember people, then fuck their corpses with gigantic Testuo drillcocks, they don't work problems out in a positive and lifeskill-building manner. Look, it's Woody Allen pretending he's a Billy Crystal ant who does some anty shit in a self-deprecating way that appeals a maximum share of the market. Honey, I'm taking the kids to Burger King because they have Chihuahua toys in that sack of corn-based garbage that we feed them every other day, because I'd rather watch my TIVO'd collection of shitty forensic shows with harmonius multi-cultural casts that still abide by acceptable racial stereotypes than cut a fucking head of lettuce and a tomato up. After that, I can go online and buy a carbon credit and a bumper sticker for my hybrid minivan, that way I don't have to think about kids coming home from their middle-eastern vacation with missing limbs and burnt flesh, because I'm an American, and I can only deal with death in terms of a very special episode of. We jumped the shark and it took off our ass cheek, now we bleed out slowly because we can't swim anymore.

PS, you fucking Disney cocks, Machu Picchu was part of the Incan empire, not the Aztec Empire, you culturally-insensitive fuck.



I enjoyed your rant.

What is a "carry- and-rube show?"

[PapaBear]

I'm surprised no one has brought up that stupid animated Star Wars movie. I can't even stand the commercials.

[Chigworthy]

I enjoyed your rant.

What is a "carry- and-rube show?"

Carny and Rube. If you're not a carny, you're a rube. Visiting a Disney facility automatically puts you in the "Rube" category.

[Freakshow]

I can't wait for the remake in 20 years. It's going to star Nick Cage.

[Furtherman]

It's not like anyone is forcing you to watch these movies at gunpoint.

The whole "Hollywood sucks" argument falls back on the moviegoer. It's the moviegoer who sucks if they pay money to see these movies. You know, sometimes by the titles alone, that they're terrible. What's the point of complaining?

The only annoyance is a minute and a half preview who may have to sit through in the theater. And you can even skip those.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

Is there a Disney Hate Club that I can join? For as long as I can remember I have hated that fucking narc Disney and his shitty empire. My wife thinks that when we have kids, we're taking them south into the asshole of California to pay $90 a pop to stand in smog and sun with a bunch of evolutionarily-dead human buffalos reeking of sunscreen and fryer grease, and pretend that it's an American legacy rather than the biggest carny-and-rube show going. Of all the great things my parents did for me, the top of the list is occupied by the fact that they never took me to that shite hole or encouraged me to like Ol' Turncoat Walt and his constant parade of falsely-wholesome regurgitate. Look, it's Billy Crystal pretending he's a Woody Allen robot with cute noises. Isn't that darling. Fucking robots become self-aware and dismember people, then fuck their corpses with gigantic Testuo drillcocks, they don't work problems out in a positive and lifeskill-building manner. Look, it's Woody Allen pretending he's a Billy Crystal ant who does some anty shit in a self-deprecating way that appeals a maximum share of the market. Honey, I'm taking the kids to Burger King because they have Chihuahua toys in that sack of corn-based garbage that we feed them every other day, because I'd rather watch my TIVO'd collection of shitty forensic shows with harmonius multi-cultural casts that still abide by acceptable racial stereotypes than cut a fucking head of lettuce and a tomato up. After that, I can go online and buy a carbon credit and a bumper sticker for my hybrid minivan, that way I don't have to think about kids coming home from their middle-eastern vacation with missing limbs and burnt flesh, because I'm an American, and I can only deal with death in terms of a very special episode of. We jumped the shark and it took off our ass cheek, now we bleed out slowly because we can't swim anymore.

PS, you fucking Disney cocks, Machu Picchu was part of the Incan empire, not the Aztec Empire, you culturally-insensitive fuck.


awesome. thank you for this.

[fezident]

I'm surprised no one has brought up that stupid animated Star Wars movie. I can't even stand the commercials.

I don't even acknowledge the new animated movie as part of the SW universe.

The prequel trilogy was sooo bad, so poorly made, and sooo disappointing that it actually ruined the ORIGINAL trilogy for me.
I went from being an SW fanatic to completely hating the entire franchise.

F hollywood indeed.

[Chigworthy]

It's not like anyone is forcing you to watch these movies at gunpoint.

The whole "Hollywood sucks" argument falls back on the moviegoer. It's the moviegoer who sucks if they pay money to see these movies. You know, sometimes by the titles alone, that they're terrible. What's the point of complaining?

The only annoyance is a minute and a half preview who may have to sit through in the theater. And you can even skip those.

Revolutions begin with a complaint.

[AKA]

I don't even acknowledge the new animated movie as part of the SW universe.

The prequel trilogy was sooo bad, so poorly made, and sooo disappointing that it actually ruined the ORIGINAL trilogy for me.
I went from being an SW fanatic to completely hating the entire franchise.

F hollywood indeed.

I'm so happy I found these...!

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/spaced_2.6.1.jpg

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/Spaced_2.1.1.jpg

http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/Spaced_2.1.2.jpg

[El Mudo]

It made 30 million dollars this weekend, and is on pace to earn more than 200 million, which means there probably will be a sequel (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2008/10/06/bob-thompson-another-beverly-hills-chihuahua-likely-to-be-unleashed.aspx)



I HATE America :annoyed::annoyed: