There's a Moose on Your Lawn!

[ahhdurr]

I've never gotten a phone call like this - but apparently you might get one in more naturous areas of the country.

My wife's Aunt (a transplant from Staten Island) sent these from a neighborhood about 5 minutes from Boise ID. Gotta get out west.

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/moose1.jpg">
<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/moose2.jpg">
<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/moose3.jpg">
<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/moose4.jpg">

[PapaBear]

Moose are a real problem in some areas. WAY worse than deer. When your headlights shine on them, their eyes don't shine like a deer's do. They are dark, and they won't move if a car is coming at them. You hit one, you die.

[ahhdurr]

Moose are a real problem in some areas. WAY worse than deer. When your headlights shine on them, their eyes don't shine like a deer's do. They are dark, and they won't move if a car is coming at them. You hit one, you die.

Do you have a problem with them in Vagina?

[FUNKMAN]

hit one of them and your moose is cooked

[PapaBear]

Do you have a problem with them in Vagina?
Nope. Just deer and yeast.

[ahhdurr]

hit one of them and your moose is cooked

<a href = "http://www.instantrimshot.com/">Click here to finish post.</a>

Nope. Just deer and yeast.

<a href = "http://www.instantrimshot.com/">Click here to finish post.</a>

[jonyrotn]

You hit one, you die. Settle down Papa Moose, accidents happen..:surrender:

[Willmore]

Moose are a real problem in some areas. WAY worse than deer. When your headlights shine on them, their eyes don't shine like a deer's do. They are dark, and they won't move if a car is coming at them. You hit one, you die.

Didn't mythbusters do an episode on this?

[PapaBear]

Didn't mythbusters do an episode on this?
Just checked. Yes (http://www.scienceontv.com/2008/06/02/mythbusters-moose-vs-speeding-car/).

the question that we are asking for this myth is is this: Is it safer to speed up or attempt to stop, when out of nowhere in Alaska, a moose steps out in front of your speeding car? To test the myth or question, however you want to put it, they first build a moose out of rubber and cables. They then do the first “closed” in test where the hit the moose going around 45 miles per hour (mph). They then see what happens if they start to hit on the breaks when they are around 30 feet from the moose and then they also test what happens if they speed up at 30 feet from the moose.
Basically this myth was BUSTED and I could have told them so. NO ONE wants to EVER run into a moose…its like hitting a brick wall. You want to avoid contact with the moose at all costs!

[PapaBear]

BTW... What's worse? Moose on you lawn, or mousse in your birthday cake?

[Sue_Bender]

BTW... What's worse? Moose on you lawn, or mousse in your birthday cake?

:clap:


Oh yeah...

Birthday cake.

[FUNKMAN]

last night i was eating koos koos and as i looked out the window i saw a loose moose...

[badorties]

big problem in springfield, too ...

http://www.springfield-u.com/images/framegrabs/9F06/9F06-013.jpg

[biggestmexi]

Moose are a real problem in some areas. WAY worse than deer. When your headlights shine on them, their eyes don't shine like a deer's do. They are dark, and they won't move if a car is coming at them. You hit one, you die.

Moose plural is Mice no?

[Jughead]

Those are Elk!!....anyway they are cool..This is a Moosehttp://canadianbiodiversity.mcgill.ca/data/sppphotos/mammals/moose.jpg

[Jughead]

It is moosehttp://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bullwinkle.jpg

[jonyrotn]

Moose plural is Mice no?No! It's meese dumbass..:tongue:

[biggestmexi]

And that dumb noise they make:

"MMMMOoooooooooOOOOoooOOOOoOooOOooSSSssssseeeee!!"

[ANC]

Damn, that's crazy...

Paperbag3 you're from Staten Island too?

[Howard Stern]

They are dark, and they won't move if a car is coming at them.


you know about this Robin, tell 'em
hoo hoo

[Thebazile78]

Moose plural is Mice no?

No! It's meese dumbass..:tongue:


You're both wrong.

Everyone knows the plural of moose is moosen! :laugh:

[Heather 8]

A møøse once bit my sister. Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nastï.

[joethebartender]

Those are Elk!!....anyway they are cool..This is a Moosehttp://canadianbiodiversity.mcgill.ca/data/sppphotos/mammals/moose.jpg

thanks. (I was going to let it go.)
"that crazy kangaroo just stole my ball!"

[Jughead]

thanks. (I was going to let it go.)
"that crazy kangaroo just stole my ball!"

I should have but as dumb as I am Im gonna take advantage of my nature knowledge....:surrender:..Hi Joe Hope you are good............. Juggy

[RhinoinMN]

Those are Elk!!....anyway they are cool..

Yep. Elk are much tastier than Moose. Nicer too.

[ahhdurr]

Damn, that's crazy...

Paperbag3 you're from Staten Island too?

If only!

My parents raised me 5 minutes over the Outerbridge in Edison, NJ. I would browse Mandolin Brothers occasionally.

[ahhdurr]

Yep. Elk are much tastier than Moose. Nicer too.

That's true - as it turns out, the "Moosen" in question, later helped a local resident with her groceries. Whereas moose would likely have trampled her.:tongue: