the most rockin' band name

[GreatAmericanZero]

ok, heres the premise...say a band "rocks" as much as its name and thats it. So, if the band "Zebra" and the band "the beatles" got into a fight, "Zebra" will win, cuz in real life a Zebra can kill a beetle. With this premise...what band would rock the most?

I was thinking of this because it gets complicated after a while. Take a band like "The presidents of the United States of America". They can drop the A-bomb and kill most. But L.A. Guns is a gun and a gun can kill a president. So what would rock more?

The purpose of this exercise is to find what band name rocks the most...that no one can beat. Any thoughts?

[jonyrotn]

Jus the word the "Who"..

[Marc with a c]

megadeath

[Hottub]

FTW!!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/lpg/51064~Slayer-Divine-Intervention-Posters.jpg

http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/slayer/god_listens_to_slayer.jpg

:devil2:

[djjd]

the hindu love gods

i mean there hindu gods, all crazy elephants and multi arms, plus there gods, plus love is the most powerful thing around

[ahhdurr]

What about that band "You don't even fucking exist" cuz then there's nothing.

Ever.

[jauble]

Asia, its big and there are a ton of them fuckers over there.

[Marc with a c]

and you will know us by the trail of dead

[dino_electropolis]

Asia, its big and there are a ton of them fuckers over there.

S.A.R.S. http://www.freewebs.com/sars_band/

Self explanatory.

[EddieMoscone]

Sex Pistols.

You can kill 'em with STDs and Guns.

[dino_electropolis]

(not in the spirit of the game, but.......)

Anal Cunt

[GreatAmericanZero]

lets look at Jesus Lizard. Because they have the powers of Jesus and the powers of Lizards. They can atleast beat Dinsoaur Jr.

[Marc with a c]

lets look at Jesus Lizard. Because they have the powers of Jesus and the powers of Lizards. They can atleast beat Dinsoaur Jr.

what about mc 900 ft jesus?

[Marc with a c]

10,000 maniacs

[paracetamol flanders]

4,000,000 Telephones

At 400 telephones per maniac I think the maniacs would be easily crushed/distracted into extinction.

[Marc with a c]

4,000,000 Telephones

At 400 telephones per maniac I think the maniacs would be easily crushed/distracted into extinction.

crazy talk. first off i need to know what kind of telephones they are. just to let you know what you are up against, these maniacs are pale tiny white woman with short dark hair that i'm sure have been mistaken for men in the past.

[djjd]

1000 Homo DJs

[A.J.]

"Public Enemy": only because it takes a nation of millions to hold them back.

http://pds5.egloos.com/pds/200706/15/43/d0046543_04064971.jpg

[paracetamol flanders]

crazy talk. first off i need to know what kind of telephones they are.

Candlestick phones, obviously.

[FUNKMAN]

Live

you can't kill them because they're always Live

[GreatAmericanZero]

Live

you can't kill them because they're always Live

wow. very very clever

[midwestjeff]

Nirvana.

freedom from the endless cycle of personal reincarnations, with their consequent suffering, as a result of the extinction of individual passion, hatred, and delusion:
a place or state characterized by freedom from or oblivion to pain, worry, and the external world.


May not be much of an offensive force, but good luck taking them down.

[BlackSpider]

Cannibal Corpse, not only the un-dead, but they will eat you...

[TooLowBrow]

mookie blaylock
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1381717.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1066AF20F47C10011B8 5A5397277B4DC33E

[paracetamol flanders]

Nirvana.

freedom from the endless cycle of personal reincarnations, with their consequent suffering, as a result of the extinction of individual passion, hatred, and delusion:
a place or state characterized by freedom from or oblivion to pain, worry, and the external world.


May not be much of an offensive force, but good luck taking them down.

Jesus & Mary Chain

cuz IF CHRISTIANITY TRUE, THEN NIRVANA FALSE, plus a little Mary and some chain thrown in for a little extra whoop-ass

[midwestjeff]

Jesus & Mary Chain

Well played.

I'll see your "Jesus and Mary Chain" and raise you with "When in Rome".

[El Mudo]

Unhallowed

[paracetamol flanders]

Well played.

I'll see your "Jesus and Mary Chain" and raise you with "When in Rome".

Big Catholic Guilt.

[BlackSpider]

Big Audio Dynamite...

[marky2bucks]

Jesus Fucking Christ

http://www.myspace.com/jesusfuckingchristpuke

[mikeyboy]

Bread.



I might be doing this wrong.

[djjd]

Bread.



I might be doing this wrong.

oh mikeyboy, you're the best


we're gonna organize a surprise party in your honour real sson

[EddieMoscone]

Bread.



I might be doing this wrong.

I like how you think.

I think Cake beats Bread though.

[paracetamol flanders]

Bread.

The Yeastie Girls

[DiabloSammich]

Guys With Ears.


They must outnumber guys without ears like, what, 50 billion to one?

[Sleeves]

(not in the spirit of the game, but.......)

Anal Cunt

back in the morbid florist days i lived with the drummer from AC...tim...he was really really nice...

they were the scariest band...lead singer SEth (i think) used to drive around in a hearse...

just pure angry screams

[Zipster90]

Air Supply.

Without it, we're pretty much fucked. That seems pretty rockin' to me.

[DarkHippie]

Who wins, Cake, Bread, or Cracker?

[Death Metal Moe]

Unhallowed

Thank you sir.

My vote goes to us as well.

[paracetamol flanders]

back in the morbid florist days i lived with the drummer from AC...tim...he was really really nice...

they were the scariest band...lead singer SEth (i think) used to drive around in a hearse...

just pure angry screams


I saw them a couple times when I lived in Boston. Fantastic, brutal, hilarious shows. I am pleased to know that his nibs once resided with an Anal Cunt. Sadly, my experience once living with an anal cunt was far different.

[Death Metal Moe]

back in the morbid florist days i lived with the drummer from AC...tim...he was really really nice...

they were the scariest band...lead singer SEth (i think) used to drive around in a hearse...

just pure angry screams

That's fucking awesome Bro. I still have the Morbid Florist CD in my collection. sad part is like 90% of the people in the Metal community I've met across the country and from around the world are really cool. They just get a bum wrap because of the music they play or the way they look. But even the people at the pinnacle of Metal, like Suffocation members I've met, were all about the fans, hung out in the club and were nice as pie to everyone.

Horns up.

[Freakshow]

Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

[paracetamol flanders]

That's fucking awesome Bro. I still have the Morbid Florist CD in my collection. sad part is like 90% of the people in the Metal community I've met across the country and from around the world are really cool. They just get a bum wrap because of the music they play or the way they look. But even the people at the pinnacle of Metal, like Suffocation members I've met, were all about the fans, hung out in the club and were nice as pie to everyone.

Horns up.

My friend Dennis did the art work for the last Dark Throne album, and he says they all are super sweet guys. They invited him on their multi-family hiking trip.

[A.J.]

Who wins, Cake, Bread, or Cracker?

Meat Loaf.

[Nobody's Hero]

1000 Homo DJs

Are they going to rape you to death or just keep spinning "It's Raining Men" til you swallow your tongue?

[IMSlacker]

Massive Attack.

[Jughead]

Ufo

[JerseyRich]

My new band!

Blind Man Drive (http://myspace.com/blindmandrive)!

:thumbup:

[pennington]

KISS, because love conquers all...

[johnniehardrock]

Anthrax. One drop would wipe out millions

[realmenhatelife]

I was going to think of an answer but I'm just sortof blown away that Sleeves lived with a member of AC

[Stankfoot]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/BJM.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/bjones.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/jimjones.gif

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/REMEMBER20JONESTOWN20small-1.jpg

[PapaBear]

Mega Smegma

[ChimneyFish]

Estradasphere





Game over.:tongue:

[WhistlePig]

Godsmack

[GreatAmericanZero]

I was going to think of an answer but I'm just sortof blown away that Sleeves lived with a member of AC

I don't know what I want more, Anal Cunt's cover of "Bajeebi" or Sleeve's cover of "Hilter was a sensitive man"

[MIKEYDAKEN]

I don't know what I want more, Anal Cunt's cover of "Bajeebi" or Sleeve's cover of "Hilter was a sensitive man"

if we ask nicely we could get both. and my vote goes for Alice in chains, bondage rules

[Sleeves]

I don't know what I want more, Anal Cunt's cover of "Bajeebi" or Sleeve's cover of "Hilter was a sensitive man"

if we ask nicely we could get both. and my vote goes for Alice in chains, bondage rules

actually mine was a cover of AC's 1987 classic "Bajeebi is dumb, let's take his lunch (http://www.atomsmotion.com/uploads/acbajeebi.mp3)"

They sound similar at the beginning, but I tried to make it a little more raw. A little more like the mouth of hell. Most of my songs are just these kind of "roughed up" versions of AC songs.

[GreatAmericanZero]

actually mine was a cover of AC's 1987 classic "Bajeebi is dumb, let's take his lunch (http://www.atomsmotion.com/uploads/acbajeebi.mp3)"

They sound similar at the beginning, but I tried to make it a little more raw. A little more like the mouth of hell. Most of my songs are just these kind of "roughed up" versions of AC songs.

omg thats awesome

[MIKEYDAKEN]

no lie i just creamed my pants over this i bow to you sir

[zildjian361]

my 2 new bands Animal Collective, ISIS, and of course,, Vaniila Fudge, Humble Pie:drunk::smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

actually mine was a cover of AC's 1987 classic "Bajeebi is dumb, let's take his lunch (http://www.atomsmotion.com/uploads/acbajeebi.mp3)"

They sound similar at the beginning, but I tried to make it a little more raw. A little more like the mouth of hell. Most of my songs are just these kind of "roughed up" versions of AC songs.


You know, I hear the similarities now.

[Sheeplovr]

can the Zombies be stopped?

[Freakshow]

Anthrax. One drop would wipe out millions

But they lose all their points for contimplating the Basket of Puppies name change...


Jonestown killed around 1,000. Concentratation camps kills millions, and that was just the German ones. Plus the Cougar would maul a few folks.

[Pasta E Fagioli]

As rockin' as it is, still isn't as fulfilling as a delicious dish of me!

[drusilla]

since this is back...

revolting cocks

[Chigworthy]

Mastodon vs. Behemoth
Cypress Hill vs. Mountain
Morphine vs. Leftover Crack
NoMeansNo vs. Yes
Strapping Young Lad vs. Old Man's Child

[razorboy]

Tando Street Fishery. Those motherfuckers are amazing.

[Curt]

Stars.

Nothing beats billions of suns.

[underdog]

Lettuce Wraps.

[Death Metal Moe]

Mint Julep and The Secrets.