Pussy Farts: Sexy or Disturbing?

[Sue_Bender]

Sometimes the air builds up from a handsome pumping.

I "blow out" and feel silly.

Is this a turn off for the male variety?

I figure...he put it there...he'll deal with the "clit spit".

Am I wrong?

[Ritalin]

You....are....the....HOTTEST....piece....of....ass ....on.....this.....board.

[Gunner S]

that...is....the....sickest....shit...ever

[biggestmexi]

pump and POOT I say.

[cougarjake13]

if its during sex ....... hot


if its just her on the couch and you're no where near her .... kinda weird

[Bob Impact]

you're... trying.... way.... too... hard....

[cougarjake13]

pussy... farts... makes... me ... hard

[Doctor Z]

I've been hit in the face with rapid-fire qweefs. Horrible turn-off. Lock it up.

[ScottFromGA]

THIS thread can actually compete with the Ron Bennington Line of the Day.:thumbup:


oh.....is it Qweef or Queef? either way its fucking funny.

[Gunner S]

I've been hit in the face with rapid-fire qweefs. Horrible turn-off. Lock it up.

funny as hell

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Disturbing, instant turn off, not that it would stop me though




I am enjoying the Haikus in this thread

[A.J.]

I'd love to get HTG's take on this.

[dino_electropolis]

it real sexy....my chick gets all embarrased.....at least i think she does, its kinda hard to hear what she is sayin with her head held under the pillow

[DarkHippie]

There is nothing about a pussy that isnt hot

[jauble]

it was a cat on fire (photoshopped dont worry) but it turned into an x and I dont care that much to repost it.

[ADF]

Sitting on my chest
Korean girl is naked
Pff-fff-ffffuh-fffuh-fffht!

[PopPop]

Sometimes the air builds up from a handsome pumping.

I "blow out" and feel silly.

Is this a turn off for the male variety?

I figure...he put it there...he'll deal with the "clit spit".

Am I wrong?

If it is yours it could be nothing but hot. Don't sweat it.

[jonyrotn]

Sometimes the air builds up from a handsome pumping.
Sue.. Sweety?
Could you do me and the guys a favor today?? PLEASE??

It's nothing against you and as a matter of fact I personally find you beautiful but some of the other guys were talking and they were wondering, umm, if it's not to much trouble..
Could you find it in your heart to please change your avatar picture??
Even if it's just through this thread's expected lifetime it would be very much appreciated.. We'll make it up to you I promise..:smile:

BTW..The term "pussy fart" is fuckin gross but the act of the vagina expelling air can be sexy..However, if the "stopcock" so to to speak, is still in place, it's a strange sensation..:huh:

[epo]

that...is....the....sexiest....shit...ever

Fixed it for ya.

[ahhdurr]

face is in the muff
wind from vertical tunnels
ha ha ha ha ha

Pussy farts are funny. I ran across some on Youtube last night searching for a how to on building a compost bin.:wink:

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[SatCam]

I've been hit in the face with rapid-fire qweefs. Horrible turn-off. Lock it up.

I would suck it in and then blow it right back in her face

[Bob Impact]

I would suck it in and then blow it right back in her face

This doesn't suprise me in the least.

[britneypablo]

Sometimes the air builds up from a handsome pumping.

I "blow out" and feel silly.

Is this a turn off for the male variety?

I figure...he put it there...he'll deal with the "clit spit".

Am I wrong?

im going through this post and im finding many men are missing the fact that she is sayin that the air is caused from when the dick is going in and air is getting pumped back...thats when the air comes back out...
its not like its a toxic gas queef...its simply what went in is coming back out

this happens to me alot...and ive done experiments i know exactly what it takes to cause it to happen....
but i do not know what it takes to cause a pussy to just fart on it own...

i used to get embarrassed but then i realized i did nothing...and im in charge anyways so the man can like it, or he can leave bc theres always someone to take his place

but it turns out they like it....

some of the men here are confused bc if this hasnt happened to their girl, then they arent fuckin her hard enough....

i love you sue, u like it ruff like i do

[ahhdurr]

handsome pumping :huh:

[Drunky McBetidont]

how has this not turned gay yet?

pussy farts are not sexy.

that is why i like to fuck the mouth.

[jauble]

how has this not turned gay yet?

pussy farts are not sexy.

that is why i like to fuck the mouth.

You like belching?

[Drunky McBetidont]

You like belching?

beats the shit out of felching.


now its got some gay

[biggestmexi]

this happens to me alot...and ive done experiments i know exactly what it takes to cause it to happen....
but i do not know what it takes to cause a pussy to just fart on it own...




why am i seeing this as not sexy.

And also picturing ballon and vagina. If you filled it with helium would it pussy "squeak" instead of pussy "fart"

[GreatAmericanZero]

sexy. even butt farts from an attractive chick is sexy

[Thomas Merton]

I take it as the recipient of my love is totally relaxed and into it...

I've also thought it might be the result of a somewhat expanded vaginal region and a smallish pumping mechanism

[El Mudo]

miss Titfart

[paracetamol flanders]

Sexier that a cock fart.

[SatCam]

Sexier that a cock fart.

hate those

[cougarjake13]

Sexier that a cock fart.

never heard one of those


are they painful ???

[FUNKMAN]

Sometimes the air builds up from a handsome pumping.



who knew? think I'll go fill my tires

:tongue:

[RhinoinMN]

Pussy farts are silly and sexy. During the moment you can't help but chuckle, but it may lead to some other crazy adventure.




Every guy who doesn't have an opinion about this is probably inadequate. Like Sue says, "a good pounding."

[Sue_Bender]

Every guy who doesn't have an opinion about this is probably inadequate. Like Sue says, "a good pounding."

Exactly.

I have a wide-ish gash.

It requires a tight throbbing seal.

Tom Thumb's not going to get the job done.

If you come to the filling station with a pasty little Cheeto...

You don't have to worry about the winds of mange.



And I've got no time for you.



Lock that up, Pin Pricks.

[IamPixie]

Exactly.

I have a wide-ish gash.

It requires a tight throbbing seal.

Tom Thumb's not going to get the job done.

If you come to the filling station with a pasty little Cheeto...

You don't have to worry about the winds of mange.



And I've got no time for you.



Lock that up, Pin Pricks.

I wish ronnie would unmask you

[mikeyboy]

Exactly.

I have a wide-ish gash.

It requires a tight throbbing seal.

Tom Thumb's not going to get the job done.

If you come to the filling station with a pasty little Cheeto...

You don't have to worry about the winds of mange.



And I've got no time for you.



Lock that up, Pin Pricks.

Sue_B , I think you're aces, but no one believes that the person typing your posts is actually a female.

[Sue_Bender]

I wish ronnie would unmask you


That's kind of you to say, Pixie.


However, most people would prefer I wear a mask. :glurps:

[Sue_Bender]

Sue_B , I think you're aces, but no one believes that the person typing your posts is actually a female.


Mikey, you can't tell from my pictures?

Wow.

Shall I bare my breasts?

NSFW.



Not safe for anyone.

[IamPixie]

Mikey, you can't tell from my pictures?

Wow.

Shall I bare my breasts?

NSFW.



Not safe for anyone.


as intriguing as you are, I'm afraid Mikey's right. I don't think anyone is buying the whole" I have a snatch" gimmick.

[jauble]

as intriguing as you are, I'm afraid Mikey's right. I don't think anyone is buying the whole" I have a snatch" gimmick.

perhaps it is both parts and we are quick to judge

[ahhdurr]

Sue_B , I think you're aces, but no one believes that the person typing your posts is actually a female.

Are you saying that Sue Bender is in board drag? What about all the different avatars? Was that just someone's sexy photo shoot outside Walmart?

My whole world is falling apart.

[LaBoob]

Exactly.

I have a wide-ish gash.

It requires a tight throbbing seal.

Tom Thumb's not going to get the job done.

If you come to the filling station with a pasty little Cheeto...

You don't have to worry about the winds of mange.



And I've got no time for you.



Lock that up, Pin Pricks.

Poetry, simply poetry.

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[RhinoinMN]

Exactly.


It requires a tight throbbing seal.



http://wwwc.aftonbladet.se/noje/0512/18/NOJE-18s34-seal-700_368.jpg

[britneypablo]

first let me quote myself from earlier in this post-


some of the men here are confused bc if this hasnt happened to their girl, then they arent fuckin her hard enough....

i love you sue, u like it ruff like i do

since that speaks for itself

then let me change subject and say that :
i think sue bender is def a lady bc we are myspace friends and i saw a bunch of pics of her...and she reads obscure horrible books like i do...which explains why i love her sense of humor..i like that sue bender we got alot in common...if sue ever comes to NC ill take her for a make over so u jackass's will stop with the looks crap....

(if sue bender is a fake then im gonna be mad for standing up for you!)

[joethebartender]

Sitting on my chest
Korean girl is naked
Pff-fff-ffffuh-fffuh-fffht!

Is that a hai-queef?

[ChimneyFish]

some of the men here are confused bc if this hasnt happened to their girl, then they arent fuckin her hard enough....


Truth.

When my chick would do this after sex, she used to get really embarressed.
To me, it was just her body telling me I had done my job and properly fucked her like a beast.

[dino_electropolis]

Is that a hai-queef?

Well done, sir!

[joethebartender]

Sexier that a cock fart.

Mine doesn't fart...It throws up a lot though.

[boosterp]

I take it as the recipient of my love is totally relaxed and into it...

I've also thought it might be the result of a somewhat expanded vaginal region and a smallish pumping mechanism

Actually it comes from a full thrust. the head of the cock will expose slightly around the clit and push air back into the pussy. Women's pussies can expand quite a bit toward the cervix and can "blow up" like a small balloon through a natural response to take the dude's cum. Once the air is expelled it can make a fart sound. In women with really loose pussies good luck on creating this sound.

[Team_Ramrod]

When my wife and I were dating we used to laugh at the queefs. It was a break up of the serious sex and kept things playful.

Now she gets mad when I come out too far cause it pushes the air in too far.

Queefs are okay in my book, I think they are funny... they are especially sexy when you manage to drop a load in her and pull out as she spits the ejaculate all over your thighs and the duvet.

[Sue_Bender]

Queefs are okay in my book, I think they are funny... they are especially sexy when you manage to drop a load in her and pull out as she spits the ejaculate all over your thighs and the duvet.

:wub:

[lleeder]

They are sexy and shocking.