reeshy
08-09-2008, 06:03 AM
Last Wednesday (7/30/08) started out like any other day for me....wake up and hit the bathroom.....well...that's where it started going downhill....rapidly!!!!! I couldn't PEE!!!!!!
I waited for about 2 hours, then spend to the Northport VA hospital. I went through the usual gamut of the ER....several tries with a catheter ( several different sizes and gauges)...then a consult with an urologist!!!
He tried everything again(twice!!!)....then tried inserting a large bore needle through my abdomen into my bladder!!!! No dice!!!!
Now he looks me in the eye (and smiles) and says "I think WE need a little surgery"!!!
By this time, I'm about to burst like a stretched balloon and I'll agree to castration by this time!!!
SO, I'm prepped for surgery and into the OR I go....he asks me if I want a local or a general....WHAT!!!!!....ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?????? This guy is about to carve up my most prized possession and he wants to know if I want to be awake to witness this horrific travesty to my beloved manhood!!!!!!
So.....I wake up a little while later with a catheter and a SP tube hanging out of my abdomen.......I go home the next day and spend the next week pretending I'm a woman of about 75 years old trying to go about my miserable existence!!!!
This last Wednesday, I had all the tubes removed and gloriously peed like the man I was supposed to be!!!!! This Doc turned out to be pretty good after all!!!
This morning, I am proud to say, I woke up with the grandest morning glory I have had in a whie......and this afternoon I will try out this monster of manhood with somebody who is deserving of my glorious gift to women!!!!!
Other than that, I'm OK!!!
How was your week?????
I waited for about 2 hours, then spend to the Northport VA hospital. I went through the usual gamut of the ER....several tries with a catheter ( several different sizes and gauges)...then a consult with an urologist!!!
He tried everything again(twice!!!)....then tried inserting a large bore needle through my abdomen into my bladder!!!! No dice!!!!
Now he looks me in the eye (and smiles) and says "I think WE need a little surgery"!!!
By this time, I'm about to burst like a stretched balloon and I'll agree to castration by this time!!!
SO, I'm prepped for surgery and into the OR I go....he asks me if I want a local or a general....WHAT!!!!!....ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?????? This guy is about to carve up my most prized possession and he wants to know if I want to be awake to witness this horrific travesty to my beloved manhood!!!!!!
So.....I wake up a little while later with a catheter and a SP tube hanging out of my abdomen.......I go home the next day and spend the next week pretending I'm a woman of about 75 years old trying to go about my miserable existence!!!!
This last Wednesday, I had all the tubes removed and gloriously peed like the man I was supposed to be!!!!! This Doc turned out to be pretty good after all!!!
This morning, I am proud to say, I woke up with the grandest morning glory I have had in a whie......and this afternoon I will try out this monster of manhood with somebody who is deserving of my glorious gift to women!!!!!
Other than that, I'm OK!!!
How was your week?????