Haunted Furby 4 Sale on Ebay!!!

[bobrobot]

from the auction page;

"Haunted Furby, ok, here is the story, i got this for my kid, and he loved it, it was fun and he had a great time with it, but next thing you know, it starts saying things that i dont think it was programmed to say, creepy stuff at weird hours at night, so i decided to trash it and it would keep coming back to our porch like a dog! right now its in the freezer, but it works fine!"

Haunted Furby Auction, not mine, btw... (click) (http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Furby_W0QQitemZ260271858833QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1467 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

I guess the freezer forces the haunted Furby to chill out...
Don't all Furbies eventually say," The bitch is mine." and, "Fuck me, Jesus???"

http://i9.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/03/62/f290_1.JPG

looks more like a drag queen Furby...

[zathrus]

are you serious? what does it say?

[Midkiff]

It says, "Monster rain! Monster rain! Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunkisssssssssssssssssss!!!! !!!"

[bobrobot]

are you serious? what does it say?

He doesn't elucidate, but it freaked him out enuff to store it in the freezer til it sells!!!

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/hauntedfurniture/haunteddoll/images/FURBY%20ghost.jpg

[DarkHippie]

Your moncheechee sucks cock in Hell!

[midwestjeff]

This guy is a genius.
He knows haunted furby will find it's way back to his porch
so he can sell it over and over again.
Until it finally kills him, of course.

[bobrobot]

This guy is a genius.
He knows haunted furby will find it's way back to his porch
so he can sell it over and over again.
Until it finally kills him, of course.

Just like the people in Horror movies who run right into the room from which their friend has just let out a blood curdling scream!!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1101/916217258_3c9905e5c3.jpg?v=0

but more profitable... for a while...