Sarah Jessica Parker rated Unsexiest Woman Alive by Maxim magazine

[hedges]

I think she's still attractive--what do you think? They were a little harsh on her.

[jauble]

yeah thats a bit much...who were their choices? She lost to Rosanne? Fuck.

[ChrisTheCop]

Unsexiest Woman Alive???

I totally disagree. She's got the horseface of course of course,

but, and I realize theyre definition of 'alive' is 'famous',
there are TONS of stars less attractive than SJP.

Worst dressed is one thing to wake up and read about yourself,
imagine reading this one over your morning coffee.

I get depressed when I'm not yet listed in the RF hottest dudes thread.

[TheMojoPin]

Her giant, veiny hands probably gripped the magazine furiously before tearing it to pieces and then shoving them up Ferris Bueller's willing ass.

[jauble]

Unsexiest Woman Alive???

I totally disagree. She's got the horseface of course of course,

but, and I realize theyre definition of 'alive' is 'famous',
there are TONS of stars less attractive than SJP.

Worst dressed is one thing to wake up and read about yourself,
imagine reading this one over your morning coffee.

I get depressed when I'm not yet listed in the RF hottest dudes thread.

Dont worry Chris I keep a private list, but I feel your pain.

http://weblog.infoworld.com/zeroday/archives/images/Bill_Clinton.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

Striking Distance...LA Story.... she was hot n cute then.

Hell, she's not even the ugliest woman in Sex and The City.

[TheMojoPin]

Someone's packing some beef:

http://www.celebrities.saconfetti.com/sarah-jessica-parker/sarah-jessica-parker-nude.jpg

[hedges]

Her giant, veiny hands probably gripped the magazine furiously before tearing it to pieces and then shoving them up Ferris Bueller's willing ass.

:lol:...But I still stand up for SJP.

[razorboy]

She isn't anything I would consider attractive, but calling her the unsexiest woman alive is absurd.

[hedges]

I've seen like fifteen minutes of Sex in the City. There is no way she's that bad..

[jauble]

Someone's packing some beef:

http://www.celebrities.saconfetti.com/sarah-jessica-parker/sarah-jessica-parker-nude.jpg

not enough for you mojo?

and I would consider it loosely holding some beef as opposed to packing it.

[ChrisTheCop]

Actresses Maxim has never seen:

http://www.etonline.com/photo/2007/06/23727/320_monique_070613_et.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rosie.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mg-0606-tm.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/040726-scoop-whoopi-hmed.hmedium-tm.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sandra-tm.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

That's such an odd photo.

"OK, try and dress and stand like a starving 50-year-old with a tied back monster cock.. PERFECT!"

[donnie_darko]

i can only guess they were selecting from the women considered "hot"

you know..least attractive "hot chick"

she'd get my vote

i've never found her attractive.

[TheMojoPin]

Actresses Maxim has never seen:

http://www.etonline.com/photo/2007/06/23727/320_monique_070613_et.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/rosie.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mg-0606-tm.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/040726-scoop-whoopi-hmed.hmedium-tm.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sandra-tm.jpg

I would assume that the theme of this would be actresses supposedly considered "sexy" in the first place, not the choice selections from CTC's batch file.

[ChrisTheCop]

Well then, they should name it Unsexiest who used to be sexy woman alive.

I went to find the article to see what their rationale was,
and discovered this is an old story, circa October 2007.

Thats way back when Al zawari was still alive.

[TheGameHHH]

6 months ago called, they want their news story back

[hedges]

That's definitely not the same Sandra Bernhard from The King of Comedy (well it has been twenty-five years). I always thought Bernhard was sexy when she was younger.

[hedges]

I just got this (Maxim poll) off a R&F replay that I'm listening to right now and assumed came from today.

[TheGameHHH]

I just got this (Maxim poll) off a R&F replay that I'm listening to right now and assumed came from today.

yea, today was a best of due to the Rogan Unmasked

[ChrisTheCop]

I just got this (Maxim poll) off a R&F replay that I'm listening to right now and assumed came from today.

Never assume.
Or you will make a horseface out of u and me...and sjp.

(it was a best of from back then...but ok. still topical and an outrage!)

[hedges]

:thumbdown::wallbash::bye:

[midwestjeff]

Please change your location.

You are an embarassment to the great midwest.

[hedges]

C'mon, give me a break. I listen to daily replays of the show at night all the time. It was an honest mistake.

[ChrisTheCop]

Maybe you should let Benson start the threads for a while.




But seriously, you are forgiven.
We're all retarded here.

[midwestjeff]

It was an honest mistake.

Honesty. Now that is midwest.

I'm proud to share the middle of nowhere with a fine person like you.

Wanna fuck my sister? She's easy.

[ChrisTheCop]

She doesnt look like Sarah Jessica Parker, does she?

[Chigworthy]

Her giant, veiny hands probably gripped the magazine furiously before tearing it to pieces and then shoving them up Ferris Bueller's willing ass.

This seems like a post-modern interpretation of a Penthouse letter. Whatever post-modern is.

[Slumbag]

It's fucked up that this was posted.
I got my Maxim in the mail the other day (The one that has a chick from Pineapple Express on it), and there's a little article right in the first couple of pages. It's saying how hot they think Sarah Jessica Parker. It was a few months back that they named her "Most Unnattractive", and they must have been sick of the negative press.


Fucking flip-floppers.
Also, I'd probably do her.

[midwestjeff]

Also, I'd probably do her.

Probably?

[midwestjeff]

She doesnt look like Sarah Jessica Parker, does she?

The offer isn't for city folk. Keep dreaming.

[Slumbag]

The offer isn't for city folk. Keep dreaming.

Indiana!!:clap:

[hedges]

Michigan!!!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm103/motoguzzimomma/USA%202008/IMG_7554-1.jpg

[LaBoob]

---I thought yesterday's show was live, but then I heard the Billy Staples walk-in music and enjoyed a hilarious blast from the past---

I'm really disgusted by her being named "unsexiest"... sexy isn't only about being attractive, it's about confidence and she's got it. At least, she certainly seems sure of herself and happy with herself. She's not conventionally pretty (I don't find her attractive, personally) but she's certainly not ugly... obviously there's "something" about her that people like, which yes, makes her sexy

Sandra Bernhardt was always someone I thought had that something about her that made her watchable... again, she's definitely not conventionally pretty, but she's sexy because she exudes confidence

[Caseyelan]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Sex_and_the_City/sex_and_the_city_movie_image_sarah_jessica_parker_ _2_.jpg

Sorry, I find her foxy as shit.... Top 5 foxy.

[Marc with a c]

the dark knight curse continues

[Bossanova]

I'm not in love with her, but I don't find her hideous. I will say this though, most hot chicks always have a gay friend, and she has been carrying around a gay Matthew Broderick for 11 years. So maybe she is hot

[dino_electropolis]

Not a SJP fan, but here's the real monster:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album50/helen-hunt12100601.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Sex_and_the_City/sex_and_the_city_movie_image_sarah_jessica_parker_ _2_.jpg

Sorry, I find her foxy as shit.... Top 5 foxy.

A force to be reckoned with.

[Ritalin]

I'm not in love with her, but I don't find her hideous. I will say this though, most hot chicks always have a gay friend, and she has been carrying around a gay Matthew Broderick for 11 years. So maybe she is hot

Yeah, if Matthew Broderick's NOT gay we all owe him an apology.

[LaBoob]

Not a SJP fan, but here's the real monster:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album50/helen-hunt12100601.jpg

hahaha... nice fivehead!

[grlNIN]

It's different to post pictures that are fabricated with makeup, lighting, airbrushing, designer clothes vs. like paparazzi shots where she is the closet looking to an actual human.

I love S&TC, it's probably my all time guilty pleasure but as it climbed seasons she became much much more sallow, veiny and lost all all the elasticity in in her skin due to mummification.

She has zero sex appeal, charm or charisma and she is pretty ghastly to look at.

PS- I never understood with all the money she must have, why she hasn't removed the second head growing on her chin.

[dino_electropolis]

It's different to post pictures that are fabricated with makeup, lighting, airbrushing, designer clothes vs. like paparazzi shots where she is the closet looking to an actual human.

I love S&TC, it's probably my all time guilty pleasure but as it climbed seasons she became much much more sallow, veiny and lost all all the elasticity in in her skin due to mummification.

She has zero sex appeal, charm or charisma and she is pretty ghastly to look at.

PS- I never understood with all the money she must have, why she hasn't removed the second head growing on her chin.

MEEEEOOOW!

ever consider writing some Catty Moments for Fez?

[grlNIN]

Just my opinion, i know people think she is pretty.

I used to think she was pretty pre-S&TC to like maybe the 3rd season but let's call a spade a spade here.

[dino_electropolis]

Just my opinion, i know people think she is pretty.

I used to think she was pretty pre-S&TC to like maybe the 3rd season but let's call a spade a spade here.

Couldnt agree more, actually.....i always found Sex and City to be a well written show, and she did have some pretty moments.....but couldnt imagine waking up next to that face

[Furtherman]

let's call a spade a spade here.

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/red_galleries/david-spade-400a052307.jpg

Ooooh yea.

[pennington]

Hell, she's not even the ugliest woman in Sex and The City.

I absolutely agree.

My personal Sex and the City Doable List (and there's a big gap between 1 & 2 and 3 & 4):

#1 http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2006/tr/030606_240x320_1995.jpg

#2 http://www.treehugger.com/sarah-jessica-parker-picture-1.jpg

#3 http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/kim-cattrall/pictures/kim-cattrall-picture-3.jpg

#4 http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/curel/30369/images/30369-hi-Cynthia_Nixon_b.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

SJP has the arms and hands of a zombie heroin junkie.

And that giant fucking flower is the most obnoxious thing possible. I'm not saying I'd punch her, but I'd defnitely punch that fucking flower and can't be held responsibe if she was wearing it at the time.

The tiny woodland animal eyes too close together....the massive honker of a schnozz....the giant wart on her chin...HOT CRACKERS, WHAT A DISH!

[A.J.]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Sex_and_the_City/sex_and_the_city_movie_image_sarah_jessica_parker_ _2_.jpg

I think she can tear the NYC phone book in half with those man hands.

[ChrisTheCop]

And that giant fucking flower is the most obnoxious thing possible.

It's an oat flower. She keeps it nearby just in case she needs a snack.

[JimBeam]

I used to love Maxim when it first came out but it has become such a rag that I can barely read it ( I still have a subscription from years ago but once it runs out I'm done ).

They are so lame they actually went back in a recent issue and " retracted " the whole Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly thing by saying something like " We Now Have A Crush on Sarah Jessica Parker " or some crap like that.

No integrity douche bags.

[ChrisTheCop]

Mods tampering with other people's posts???

Censorship?
Communistic?
Worthy of a poll?

[TheMojoPin]

Mods tampering with other people's posts???

Censorship?
Communistic?
Worthy of a poll?

Whoops.

Meant to hit the quote button.

I KILLED MY JOKE!

[ChrisTheCop]

Whoops.

Meant to hit the quote button.

I KILLED MY JOKE!

and mine.

Apology accepted.














YOU'RE WELCOME.

[fezident]

It's an oat flower. She keeps it nearby just in case she needs a snack.


:thumbup:

[Judge Smails]

Spy Report Spy Report: Horse-face has horse-hooves!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0210_sara_jessica_parker_splash.jpg

[hammersavage]

Marc with a C is gonna get upset all over again.

[Thebazile78]

Spy Report Spy Report: Horse-face has horse-hooves!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0210_sara_jessica_parker_splash.jpg

Horses don't have cloven hooves.

But goats do.

[MisterSmith]

Maybe she is a Ninja.

[Judge Smails]

Horses don't have cloven hooves.

But goats do.

horses or whores?

[Death Metal Moe]

#4 http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/curel/30369/images/30369-hi-Cynthia_Nixon_b.jpg

This chick is by far the hottest. Too bad she's a carpet muncher.

[Dave's Cackle]

This chick is by far the biggest double bagger.

Fixed.

Kristen Davis is easily the hottest of those four bores.

[cartshlepper]

Come on, bury that face in a pillow and her body is still better than self abuse, think otherwise and your half a fag (sorry Fez). Besides, there is no way she took the title from Janet Reno!:smile:

[Death Metal Moe]

Fixed.

Kristen Davis is easily the hottest of those four bores.

Not a chance. That one I linked is just damn sexy.

[west milly Tom]

This chick is by far the hottest. Too bad she's a carpet muncher.



Eww, me thinks too much death metal has ruined your eyesight.

[jfragons]

Someone's packing some beef:

http://www.celebrities.saconfetti.com/sarah-jessica-parker/sarah-jessica-parker-nude.jpg

Hey! Who's that transvestite with the incredible hair?

[grlNIN]

Hey! Who's that transvestite with the incredible hair?

Carrot top?

[mikeyboy]

This chick is by far the hottest. Too bad she's a carpet muncher.

I always think she looks like Dave Foley in drag.