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midwestjeff

08-04-2008, 07:18 PM

More importantly, for the first time in history, a porn director actually says "take your meth out of my studio." The industry is headed in a more classy direction.

Hosp

08-04-2008, 07:21 PM

Um, she whored herself out on film for money, it's kind of expected.

epo

08-04-2008, 07:21 PM

More importantly, for the first time in history, a porn director actually says "take your meth out of my studio." The industry is headed in a more classy direction.

But his "studio" looked to be his kitchen.

midwestjeff

08-04-2008, 07:26 PM

But his "studio" looked to be his kitchen.

Baby steps.

Tenbatsuzen

08-04-2008, 07:30 PM

DarkHippie

08-04-2008, 07:31 PM

cocaine's a hell of a drug

Slumbag

08-04-2008, 07:32 PM

I'm hoping this title is an homage to the awesome Bloodhound Gang song of the same name.

Fallon

08-04-2008, 07:33 PM

I'm hoping this title is an homage to the awesome Bloodhound Gang song of the same name.

Of coarse.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/azZV516s6qI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/azZV516s6qI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Ritalin

08-04-2008, 07:45 PM

Fridays Theory: The Porn Industry Ages You In Dog Years.

Eva Mendes is 34. Jenna Jameson is 34. Who's in better shape?

Chasey's been fucked up for a WHILE. I'm surprised she was making a "comeback".

She's been on a spiraling decline for a while. Surprised she ain't dead yet.

Jenna Jameson is 34! Holy shit, that's some hard years. She's 6 months away from looking like a duck billed Crypt Keeper.

Fallon

08-04-2008, 07:55 PM

Jenna Jameson is 34! Holy shit, that's some hard years. She's 6 months away from looking like a duck billed Crypt Keeper.

She looks so awful. I don't get how she thinks any of the stuff she's done to herself looks good.

sailor

08-04-2008, 08:13 PM

thanks firefox for blocking the 3 pop-ups from the site fallon was sending everyone to. boo, fallon.

edit: there were 4 and apparently one got thru. boo, firefox. bigger boo, fallon.

midwestjeff

08-04-2008, 08:15 PM

thanks firefox for blocking the 3 pop-ups from the site fallon was sending everyone to. boo, fallon.

Dude, you're missing out. I just found out I can get laid in Nashville tonight. Tonight!

Friday

08-04-2008, 08:16 PM

Dude, you're missing out. I just found out I can get laid in Nashville tonight. Tonight!

doubtful. at least without a down payment. :bye:

sailor

08-04-2008, 08:18 PM

Dude, you're missing out. I just found out I can get laid in Nashville tonight. Tonight!

damn, maybe i'll have to rethink not going to the hftp annual convention (http://www.hftp.org/Pages/Events/AnnualConvention.aspx) in nashville next month.

jonyrotn

08-04-2008, 08:19 PM

Um, she whored herself out on film for money, it's kind of expected.

See Hosp, you where lucky to escape this lobster trap of an business when you did...
Another few weeks and you might have of been spending your nights on a dirty, piss and cum stained mattress on top of some roof in alphabet city injecting heroin needles into this chick's vulva..

Btw, was this filthy thing in some type of demand in the porn industry at one time? :unsure: If so the industry has taken a nasty face plant over the handlebars since Marilyn Chambers crossed over to infomercials.. :surrender:

midwestjeff

08-04-2008, 08:20 PM

doubtful. at least without a down payment. :bye:

20 bucks gets you everything here. Well, with a tranny. 40 is the going rate for crack pussy.
It really is a great place.

Sue_Bender

08-04-2008, 08:25 PM

Jenna Jameson is 34! Holy shit, that's some hard years. She's 6 months away from looking like a duck billed Crypt Keeper.
:clap::clap:

jonyrotn

08-04-2008, 08:44 PM

Fridays Theory: The Porn Industry Ages You In Dog Years.

Eva Mendes is 34. Jenna Jameson is 34. Who's in better shape?

Chasey's been fucked up for a WHILE. I'm surprised she was making a "comeback".

She's been on a spiraling decline for a while. Surprised she ain't dead yet.
I'm not judging you Tenbats but your encyclopedic knowledge of this porn shit makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up..:glurps:

I was kinda waiting to see if it would do the same thing for my cock but once again, not even a ripple..

Still not gay ladies!!! :clap:

ahhdurr

08-04-2008, 08:55 PM

wow - that's a good argument for staying straight.

KnoxHarrington

08-04-2008, 08:55 PM

This is why I can't fully embrace porn. Oh, I'm not going to say it should be banned, and I'll continue to happily jack to it. But there's just a real ickiness and sleaziness to it that I can't completely block out.

There's a great book called "The Other Hollywood", which is an oral history of pornographic movies in America. It avoids both traps people fall into talking about porn: the moralistic trap that this is horrid and should be wiped off the face of the earth, and the over-romanticized trap that this is great and these women are empowered feminist warriors. I think it makes pretty clear that porn is an industry that has never quite shed its roots in the Mafia, and that still treats the women as commodities to be exploited as much as possible before they break down.

It's a very complicated issue. It shouldn't be banned, of course, but I'm not sure we should be fully comfortable with it either.

TheMojoPin

08-04-2008, 09:03 PM

The shelf life of a female porn star isn't terribly long, especially one that ends up wallowing in drugs.

Sue_Bender

08-04-2008, 09:39 PM

Why exactly, is this shocking?

cougarjake13

08-05-2008, 04:29 PM

MisterSmith

08-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Jenna Jameson is 34! Holy shit, that's some hard years. She's 6 months away from looking like a duck billed Crypt Keeper.

Uuuhhh, I think you are about 7 months too late.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-05-2008, 04:45 PM

Uuuhhh, I think you are about 7 months too late.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg

Ee gads! She looks like a Barbie doll that was left out in the rain.

MisterSmith

08-05-2008, 04:49 PM

Further proof:

http://www.tehtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg

Some of the worst plastic surgery known to man. Poor girl. :down:

fezident

08-05-2008, 04:51 PM

Once she had her hair & makeup done... she looked hot.

IamPixie

08-05-2008, 04:51 PM

Ee gads! She looks like a Barbie doll that was left out in the rain.

:lol: The last time I think I saw or read "Ee Gads" was a Mr. Weatherbee quote in an Archie comic. Thank you for that.

Yea , she looks pretty atrocious.

Enabler

08-05-2008, 04:51 PM

They should do an Intervention. But when she gets there its just a ridiculous gang bang.
http://www.tbatechnology.net/guardianangel/db/images/small/JeffVVonderen3.jpg

fezident

08-05-2008, 04:52 PM

http://www.tehtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg

http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/JoanRiversEM.JPG

IamPixie

08-05-2008, 04:54 PM

http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/JoanRiversEM.JPG

joan looks better.

Tenbatsuzen

08-05-2008, 04:57 PM

This thread is useless without Eve Lawrence's crazy smile.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-05-2008, 04:57 PM

That's a shame about Chasey Lane. I always thought she had a more "natural" look than of porn stars. She used to be so pretty-- like a voluptuous Fiona Apple.

Meth is a hard, hard drug.

cougarjake13

08-05-2008, 04:59 PM

poor tito ortiz he got the worse jenna

Badinia

08-05-2008, 04:59 PM

Why exactly, is this shocking?

Hexactly.

ToddEVF

08-05-2008, 05:00 PM

http://www.tehtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/2s805r5.jpg

Tenbatsuzen

08-05-2008, 05:03 PM

and GIS provided me with this, which I've never seen before, and if it's new, I APPROVE.

http://freebw.dreamhosters.com/gd/pics/Eve%20Lawrence.jpg

Tenbatsuzen

08-05-2008, 05:05 PM

Eve's crazy smile:

http://www.detectivechronicles.com/victim/evelaurence.jpg

cougarjake13

08-05-2008, 05:07 PM

Eve's crazy smile:

http://www.detectivechronicles.com/victim/evelaurence.jpg

yummy

spadanko

08-05-2008, 05:14 PM

nothing worse then wasted talent

ToddEVF

08-05-2008, 05:14 PM

Eve's crazy smile:

http://www.detectivechronicles.com/victim/evelaurence.jpg

attractively psychotic.

Tenbatsuzen

08-05-2008, 05:16 PM

attractively psychotic.

Liz is capable of the same look. It's a win-win.

Captain Rooster

08-05-2008, 05:24 PM

cocaine's a hell of a drug

hahaahahahaha ... "So I gave him a front."

fezident

08-05-2008, 05:29 PM

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_L6kJL4N5VDc/R5TxQaDU3cI/AAAAAAAAADU/gdc4WejE7Zw/chasey%2Blain.jpg

Fallon

08-05-2008, 05:38 PM

thanks firefox for blocking the 3 pop-ups from the site fallon was sending everyone to. boo, fallon.

edit: there were 4 and apparently one got thru. boo, firefox. bigger boo, fallon.

Popups? Your firefox must suck.

Mine didn't have any.

Fallon

08-05-2008, 05:41 PM

Eve's crazy smile:

http://www.detectivechronicles.com/victim/evelaurence.jpg

She's a fantastic performer.

Complete psycho.

lleeder

08-05-2008, 05:54 PM

Mom And this is Chasey, Chasey this is my Mom and Dad, now show em those trackmarks

Captain Rooster

08-05-2008, 06:03 PM

"Help her with her stuff, please. I want her out of here."

A gentleman and a scholar.

dino_electropolis

08-05-2008, 06:05 PM

you've all been duped.....Chasey was actually performing a scene from Armistead Maupin's "Crazy Washed Up Crack Whore III: Meth-opatamia"

She's really quite convincing in the role....worthy of an Oscar nod....

Captain Rooster

08-05-2008, 06:07 PM

They should do an Intervention. But when she gets there its just a ridiculous gang bang.
http://www.tbatechnology.net/guardianangel/db/images/small/JeffVVonderen3.jpg

OK, now, I literally laughed my ass off at this post.

CofyCrakCocaine

08-05-2008, 06:16 PM

"Help her with her stuff, please. I want her out of here."

A gentleman and a scholar.

Dearest Chasey,

The winds bloweth through the willows
whilst I write this appraisal of how ragged
Your twat has become.
Pentamic Hexameter Ain't Got Shit On This
But lo there is shit on that rag down there
And likely it infests the rest of your nethers.
Ew.
Ew.

Captain Rooster

08-05-2008, 06:22 PM

Dearest Chasey,

The winds bloweth through the willows
whilst I write this appraisal of how ragged
Your twat has become.
Pentamic Hexameter Ain't Got Shit On This
But lo there is shit on that rag down there
And likely it infests the rest of your nethers.
Ew.
Ew.

Scholarly clap ... and she'd give you "THE clap" if you sat on that toilet seat after here.

booster11373

08-05-2008, 06:32 PM

Im worried about her, do you think she will be all right?

Captain Rooster

08-05-2008, 06:35 PM

Im worried about her, do you think she will be all right?

She just needs some Percocet. Don't worry.

booster11373

08-05-2008, 06:37 PM

She just needs some Percocet. Don't worry.

Isnt that what they told Heath Ledger?............................too soon?

fezident

08-05-2008, 06:41 PM

Isnt that what they told Heath Ledger?............................too soon?

Daaamn. The fuckin' Booster come correct!

Thomas Merton

08-05-2008, 07:26 PM

Did I hear "just cut it and tuck it" when referring to her dangling tampon string?

Peter North couldnt catch wood with that

Ritalin

08-05-2008, 07:33 PM

They should do an Intervention. But when she gets there its just a ridiculous gang bang.
http://www.tbatechnology.net/guardianangel/db/images/small/JeffVVonderen3.jpg

"all I see around you are people who love you to death..."

ahhdurr

08-05-2008, 08:24 PM

They should do an Intervention. But when she gets there its just a ridiculous gang bang.
http://www.tbatechnology.net/guardianangel/db/images/small/JeffVVonderen3.jpg

That, my friend, has just been nominated for r/f.net LOTD.

Good one!