Gwen's 1000th Post

[Gwen]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but I made it to 1000! Yeah baby! Just to celebrate I thought I'd catch us all up on our Gwenny History and tell you all how I got to the board and became the posting freak I am.

August 1980- Gwen's parent's get it on somehwere undoubtedly classy (ahem, Kmart) and little Gwenny is conceived!


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June 28, 1981- This should be a national holiday as its the day that Gwenyth Deja Marie Lowden was born. (Now that you know my birthday, I expect presents!)


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Somtime in 1981- As you can see from the pictures she wanted to be a pornstar at a young age. Her naked ass was all over the place. *This picture was censored so I dont get banned, lol*


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September, 1985- Little Gwenny's first day of school where she learns how to use a computer (albeit an Apple IIe) Her need for the new found "idiot box" is insatiable and she never gets off the freakin computer!

FAST FORWARD 14 years!


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June, 1999- Gwenny graduates from high school and goes on to the big time at UConn!


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September '99- December '99- Gwen gets her learn on at the good old U of CT. Unfortunately she's seen participating in various drinking holidays through out the week like the Raw is War drink-a-thon, Tequila tuesdays, Wednesday nite humpday parties, Thirsty Thursday, and then it was the weekend. Who would have thought class could interfere with drinking? She got the boot December 99 after one short lived semester.


April 18, 2001- Gwen signs up for RF.net as BiTGwen, cause she wanted to be a baby in training. THat was a short lived dream though after the baby controversy arose.


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October 26, 2001- Gwen attends the Halloween Bar Crawl and rocks out iwth all of the crazy kids here on the board. The addiction to RF.net worsens


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December 17, 2001- After months of bitching and whining about it Gwen goes on a 200+ posts in 2 weeks posting spree and finally makes it here to join the ohter memebers of the "1000 post club"!

Hehehe, I hope you guys enjoyed your history lesson. I *do* expect presents on my birthday. Its been fun so far....heres to the next 1k! =)

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This message was edited by Gwen on 12-18-01 @ 7:10 AM

[Sheeplovr]

Im Number 1
IT TOOK U TOO LONG
id like to say wubba wubba wubba dipsey doodle

you never thanked mr happy

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 12-17-01 @ 1:39 PM

[twanmoney]

Very cute! Gwen ownz all !
As a side note...whats winnie the pooh's hand reaching for ............?

[Captain Rooster]

GWENNY!!! You Rock!!

That post is outstanding...

but where was Mr Happy?


Truly a fav. of mine....seeya soon!

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[Sheeplovr]

Yes the crowd demands mr happy

number 333 its the way to be
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[Tazz1376]

Woo hoo, Gwenny made it. Congratulations to the best poster on this board. I don't know how anyone can make almost every post be a good one, but Gwen has that ability. Good work, and thanks for entertaining me while I have to sit at work. You rule :)

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Thanks Rooster

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hooray for Gwen!! Congratulations on the 1000 posts! You finally made it-- each one more entertaining than the next! Woo hoo!

Gwenny rules!

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[reeshy]

Congrats Gwenny,

I love you and you don't have to worry about the moustache =it's gone!!!

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Maybe me?

[F1Gm3nT]

SLAP
SLAP
SHAKE

welcome gweny.... Im really glad your in the 1k club

I've said it many times and I WILL SAY IT AGAIN MANY TIMES
she is one of the most beautifull persons in general I have ever met. love ya ta death
YOU WERE CUTE AS HELL AS A BABY!!!! beautfull now as well but yeah...

SLAP
SLAP
SHAKE

welcome

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May all your Happy Holidays be real and well not a figment of your imagination...*budumbum pish*

WiF !m@g1N�t�0n
F!g@mU5 Pr1m3

[F1Gm3nT]

welcome to the post whore club BTW... saw all those posts on the opposite game

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May all your Happy Holidays be real and well not a figment of your imagination...*budumbum pish*

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[skullcrush]

ding ding ding!welcome to the club gwen.finally a breath of fresh air.now in just a few weeks you also will have more posts then me.:)

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!

[CYYYFYYY]

Congrats Gwenith... I look
forward to your 2000th
post!!!!!!!


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

[JerseyRich]

Yay Gwennie!!!!
I am so proud of my favorite board chick!

Here's to the next thousand!
Cheers my dear!
:)

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[TheGameHHH]

Yet another unbelievably amazing post from the fabulous Gwen. Congrats my dear, you are now in the "cooler" club. Here's to the next thousand!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Zipgun]

Congrats to Gwen! Another one spending way too much time on a computer!

Damn I wish I was that cool!

But I'm workin' on it.

Nice job Gwenny!

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[Pootertoot]

Congrats to one of my first friends from the board, and the first person I met from this shithole!

Who knew such concentrated evil could be such a cute child?

Judging from past experience, everything we know about Gwen/Deja/Tyler/Kitty Boom-Boom is a LIE. I doubt she's actually a woman.

Despite the fact that Gwen is really Glenn, (s)he ROCKS! CONGRATULATIONS ya bastid!

In addition to groping your grandpa, that Pooh's eyes are REALLY red.

Where we going to eat this week?

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[Gvac]

Wow. Not only does Gwen hit 1000, but she also makes it a post to remember. Gwenny, you rock! I love ya, kiddo - you are truly awesome. I'm glad you are finally a "Reef Regular"...all that remains for you to do is complete the process by seducing a fellow Reef Regular. I am offering my services...just to help you out. ;)

Congratulations once again, and keep it coming!

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[CovDiesel]

HOOOOOOOOORAY for Gwen...

I am currently singing a song and doing a dance... it is just unfortunate you are not here to witness it...

Song- "Everybody's humpin around"
Dance- the Macarena

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[FMJeff]

Gwen shrink that pic down...it's throwing off the table...

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
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[Circus Boy]

happy 1000 now i am the only loser thats a slow poster..soon i'll be cool

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Somebody finally got Photoshop!

[BrandonKattel]

Good stuff Gwen
Congrats on the 1000

[Sheeplovr]

Whos got the keys to the beemer BEEP BEEP who stole the jeep i think gwen did it

SHES A MURERER!!!!!!!!!!!!

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[42nd-delay]

Congrats.

I'll get to 1000 about 10 years from now.

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42nd-delay

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[RF Godfather]

[RonFez Mark's theme "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays over the room as the fans give him a decent pop. RF Mark suddenly emerges from behind the curtain with his RFW World Title on his shoulder and walks own the rampway and high fiving the fans. He sees Gwen sitting in the front row between Tom Poo, TwanMoney, EffMeBoobs and Pootertoot and kisses her hand as he goes to the ring announcer and retrieves a mic. He jumps into the squared circle and looks around at the crowded Board Room.]

RonFez Mark: *taps the mic once* Doesn't this look familiar... didn't I just do this a week or two ago? But this time its not for me or this title I am holding currently due in part of the celebrant down there! Hey well my main reason I, The Prototype is here is to give much love and respect to my LEGACY partner in crime, GWEN! Gwen, please stand up! *looks at the front row as she stands and waves at her fans who pops wildly*

<marquee> GWEN.... GWEN...... GWEN......... GWEN............ </marquee>

RFM: Well... *gets cut off in midthought as the chants increase in pitch and repetition*

<marquee> GWEN! GWEN! GWEN! GWEN! GWEN! GWEN!</marquee>

RFM: Are you blushing just yet Gwen? Damn its getting hard to talk... the people from the board and at home are chanting your name Deja! *winks at her* I can't top this love by a long shot. But I'll try... what can I say about my stablemate, my friend, the prettiest lady out there walking... GWENYTH! *puts fingers on chin as he lowers his green tinted glasses* Gwen... what can i really say... about the nicest person on the board I've met since s&m... you know what I've been through and I appreciate the support when I really needed someone and you were there... when I've been a mess, just a waste of space and all my innane ramblings to you, you laughed although I know at most times it was just plain lame! I thank you for that!

<marquee> WHAT?!? </marquee>

RFM: Nope, we're not doing that tonight! *booes*

<marquee> WHAT?!? </marquee>

RFM: Well, maybe later... *pop* Bare with me guys, okay, just trying to shoot about my girl, Gwen right now.

<marquee> YOU SUCK MARK! KISS ASS! POST WHORE, YOU SIR STINK! AWFUL! BOO! YOU POST NONSENSE! BOO!</marquee>

[RF Mark looks around for the source of the voices and gets pelted with a tomato at the side of his face. As RF Mark wipes off the tomato from his face he pinpoints two masked men in the back.]

RFM: What is this interruption now! Although, the tomato is quite funny cuz Gwen hates, absolutely dispises those fruit, vegetable or what have you *winks at Gwen*, it was just plain, "El Rudo and El Rudo!" I'm trying to do this with some class and I get disturbed! I have to finally figure out who was booing me from my latest romp in the ring at my 1000th post! F1gm3nt, TheGameHHH, CovDiesel, JerryTaker, londonanders, Tazz, ManDrew and PanterA, hold those men at bay till I get there! I have to finally figure out who this "Heckler" is and who is his accomplice! No pun intended, my main man G!

[RF Mark slides out of the ring, jumps over the black guardrail and confronts the two that are being held down by his fellow board members.]

RFM: I think it's time to finally find out who you guys are... *rips off the masks to the shock of the crowd* So it was...

*piped in soap opera dramatic music plays as RF Mark looks around*

RFM: What the...?

*soap opera music plays again*

RFM: What the again...? This ain't no soap opera. Who's doing that right now?

[On the Fezzie-Lo Tron displays the RF.Net Tech room as Lisa and TooCute are fiddling around with the buttons as they look in the camera and mouth simultaneously, "Sorry!"]

RFM: *looks at the big screen and laughs* Should have figured. Ladies, this ain't no soap opera... well i don't think it is... *looks at the crowd* we'll talk about soaps later in the night if you want, I've haven't been able to watch... Hee Hee! Well back to the subject at hand... so it was... *waits* ok, no music... it was Eggers and Er

[Fallon]

Badass Gwen!

By the way I watched some of The Powerpuff Girls last night and must say it's a pretty damn good show.

It was the one were the girl lost her tooth and the other girl kept trying to knock out another one. Good stuff.

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[Tall_James]

Nice going Gwen. You know you've made it when RFMark gives you ultra-props like that.

Take care.

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[RF Godfather]

Hey Tall_James, how can I not give props to my main chicada on the board.

That my friend, is a given!

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 12-20-01 @ 6:34 PM