Person Above you Thread-Adding the I to the X pt 3

[led37zep]

Just like with the girls I date, 300 was the limit. Time for a new one boys (and gal...Friday)

[cougarjake13]

will be the last time anything related to the sf giants being first

[led37zep]

Makes a good point and is exactly where his team is in the NL East.

[Friday]

started a new thread! w00t!

[led37zep]

Organizes all the Post Unmasked Drinking events.

[cougarjake13]

isnt having much success with the new thread

[led37zep]

Still loves posting in the old thread

[WampusCrandle]

should get recognition for your thread starting abilities

[led37zep]

Is paying for Friday to attend both unmasked...cause he's an angel from CT.

[jauble]

Is paying for Friday to attend both unmasked...cause he's an angel from CT.

boos loudly at the angels in the outfield.

[cougarjake13]

will never admit that that is his favorite movie

[jauble]

just realized he is thinking of rookie of the year

[cougarjake13]

never took of his cubs colored glasses to realize how much shit that movie was

[RhinoinMN]

Is thinking of "Little Big League."

[cougarjake13]

loved the frank viola trade

[thejives]

was better in the old thread.

[jauble]

prefers vintage

[cougarjake13]

really is a closet white sox fan

[jauble]

enjoys spitting out his own teeth

[cougarjake13]

enjoys spitting and then swallowing sandbergs cum

[jauble]

once did a line of doc gooden's jizz because it gave him that little pick me up that it took to be a mets fan

[led37zep]

Regrets his "Mark Grace doesn't need no Condom" night

[cougarjake13]

got a massive hard on when jim burt left the g men for the niners

[jauble]

Follows other people's sports teams in hope that they post in this thread.

[cougarjake13]

should know by now that i am a connoisseur of all sports teams

[jauble]

should know by now that i am a connoisseur of all sports teams

Kills threads...and puppies.

[thejives]

the original rocket man.

[spadanko]

original pocket rocket man

[WampusCrandle]

hands out pocket rockets to school kiddies

[RhinoinMN]

Poses as a proctologist at the V A clinic on the weekends.

[WampusCrandle]

prepares for the proctologist by getting raped repeatedly

[cougarjake13]

is happy that he wasnt old enough to live through the torture of the vikings 4 super bowl losses

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is pissed with his favorite baseball team

[RhinoinMN]

Pisses bacon grease.

[jauble]

currently sticks (painfully I might add) to leather.

[cougarjake13]

kills kittens and eats their uteruses

[jauble]

kills kittens and eats their uteruses

One time got caught fisting a bull in Pamplona.

[cougarjake13]

is wrong b/c it was a plump tranny named bull in france


wait... what ??

[spadanko]

escaped from France because he thought he was getting a tranny, but it was actualy just a fat chick

[Friday]

is somehow thinking of Football during BASEBALL season. Maniac.

[RhinoinMN]

Is all knowing and should not be questioned.

[WampusCrandle]

is all questions ...

[led37zep]

is THE answer

[RhinoinMN]

Better send me a pic of him in nothing but a hula skirt when he gets to Hawaii.

[cougarjake13]

still cant get over the fact that the lakers left for L.A.

[led37zep]

Still can't figure out why any teams would locate in Florida.

[cougarjake13]

still thinks its 1995

[jonyrotn]

Might name his first child Kashmir but will defineitely name his fourth child Led Zeppelin 4..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

needs to bring an adult with him to go on rides at Great Adventure

[cougarjake13]

regrets naming his 2 boys jeremy and shockey

[spadanko]

regrets naming his daughter Jeff Innis

[cougarjake13]

regrets naming his dog marv throneberry

[spadanko]

glad he named his toilet Juan Samuel

[cougarjake13]

glad he named his dildo danny heep

[spadanko]

glad he named his benwa (sp?) balls Wilson, Pulsipher, and Izzy

[cougarjake13]

cant save up enough money to get his full back tattoo of anthony young removed

[zildjian361]

i still dont get this thread:sleep:

[cougarjake13]

doesnt get this thread

[spadanko]

gets this thread

[led37zep]

Still can't believe how much his Wee Person looks like him.

[WampusCrandle]

should have gotten drunk at Kanye West like I did...... WOOOO:drunk:

[cougarjake13]

likes onions

[midwestjeff]

likes onions

Secretly loves Yadier.

[cougarjake13]

has a molinas catching shrine in his basement

[WampusCrandle]

may have the most posts in this thread

[jauble]

may have the most posts in this thread

is jealous

[ahhdurr]

Is strangely aware of recent glory hole improvements on a major thorofare in his home state.

[RhinoinMN]

Made numerous glory hole improvements.

[RAAMONE]

shouldnt be surprised that a RF.net member knows that

edit: scooped

[jauble]

shouldnt be surprised that a RF.net member knows that

edit: scooped

Currently sitting on a cone.

[ahhdurr]

has foot pain

[WampusCrandle]

causes me ear pain

[cougarjake13]

doesnt want to know the real source of his ear pain

[led37zep]

Batted "Clean up" behind Brian Giles but it had nothing to do with baseball.

[RhinoinMN]

Puts on a dress and dances to "Freeze Frame" by J. Geils.

[Friday]

thinks there are too many jeffs in this country

[led37zep]

Oddly enough...hates eating at Friday's

[cougarjake13]

would love to eat off of atlee hammakers ass

[led37zep]

Can't figure out who's hotter. Andie McDowell or Roger McDowell





But jacks off to both.

[cougarjake13]

shamefully does the same

[WampusCrandle]

is shameful

[led37zep]

Voted Most Shameless in 1984

[jauble]

Voted Most Shameless in 1984

accidently voted buchanan in 2000

[Philly Franko]

Is A POST Whore...

[jauble]

owes me money

[Friday]

is no longer an 'outsider', now that he has been included in Bored Gossip. :p

[cougarjake13]

has very sexy mets themed lingerie

[spadanko]

apparently has pictures of friday in Mets lingerie and should be sharing soon

[jauble]

really just wants to see if friday wears the same mets lingerie as he does

[King Hippos Bandaid]

displays his avatar pose in public

[jauble]

Doesnt know what a haiku is

[cougarjake13]

doesnt know the joys of a world series victory

[WampusCrandle]

taught first graders the love between a man and a young, young boy

[cougarjake13]

especially loves internal hemmorhoids

[Jujubees2]

Is counting the days until Billy Wagner returns and then will wonder why he keeps blowing saves.

[cougarjake13]

isnt as good as reeses pieces

[King Hippos Bandaid]

feels he has a better chance of closing a game for the Mets

[cougarjake13]

knows this as truth

[spadanko]

got Longoria and crawford hurt by changing his avatar and should now make it a Phils logo

[cougarjake13]

is incorrect as i changed it after they got hurt

but i did buy a rays hat the day before they got hurt, so a phils hat is currently in my mlb.com cart

[RhinoinMN]

Thinks Steve Young would have been a nice fit.

[jauble]

Thinks Steve Young would have been a nice fit.

began rollerblading so he wouldn't have to talk to a certain girl, kept rollerblading for the truck stop perks

[cougarjake13]

loves the olympics

[RhinoinMN]

loves the olympics

Is special like that.

[cougarjake13]

had a kirby puckett blow up doll

[RhinoinMN]

had a kirby puckett blow up doll

Popped my doll by fucking its eye socket.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

chose Jesse Ventura as his favorite Governor

[Furtherman]

Shot somebody running around in a Chewbacca costume in Northern Georgia.

[cougarjake13]

threw his chewbacca costume out after said incident

[RhinoinMN]

It is his BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!


I hope he is wearing the appropriate suit.

[cougarjake13]

really meant to say or lack thereof

[spadanko]

has been selected to receive a wal-mart gift card

[WampusCrandle]

has been selected to be the sacrifice to the wal-mart gods

[silks]

has been selected by a wealthy Nigerian to help move $21,300,000 into the United States

[ChrisTheCop]

Has got stacks and stacks of wax and wax.

[PapaBear]

Doesn't recognize a scene from one of the most awesomest movies of all time.

[ChrisTheCop]

thinks that a movie with a (clothed) chick in it can be awesome.

[jauble]

thinks that a movie with a (clothed) chick in it can be awesome.

Far and away one of my favorite posters, but to keep things mean...umm wets the bed every sunday morning.

[cougarjake13]

uses said wet sheets the night after

[WampusCrandle]

has sparkles in his eyes

[J.Clints]

has sparkles in his eyes

Enjoys Ear sex.

[RhinoinMN]

Enjoys Ear sex.

Masturbates with ear wax.

[J.Clints]

Masturbates with ear wax.

Is watching a flowing river.

[Friday]

is BACK!!!

[J.Clints]

is BACK!!!

IS HOTT

[Fezticle98]

Knows the whereabouts of Fat Sunny.

[WampusCrandle]

knows where "it" is at

[RhinoinMN]

Has got two turntables and a microphone.

[WampusCrandle]

likes to push it, mmm baby baaaby

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[RhinoinMN]

Should be nice and let thejives out of the cellar.

[cougarjake13]

longs for the days of harmon killebrew

[led37zep]

Sings "meet the Mets" when showing girls his junk for the first time.

[cougarjake13]

abandons his chicks after 57 minutes like the baseball giants did

[spadanko]

bought a Luis Ayala jersey

[ahhdurr]

Maybe has the cutest watermelon eating pics on the Interweb.

[RhinoinMN]

Swallows seeds.

[led37zep]

Vowed never to be caught dead posting over 3500 times on a message board.

[cougarjake13]

vowed to never be caught dead watching smurf porn

[WampusCrandle]

is getting ready for the FBA crowd that moved into RonFez.net territory

[DiabloSammich]

is excited by the fresh new crowd to rape.

[cougarjake13]

may change to a fish sammich in honor of said new rapees

[spadanko]

practicing his knuckle curve to try out to close for the Metropolitans

[Friday]

should be working on his curve as well.... as i am WAAAY too out of shape to take Wagner's spot! :p

[DiabloSammich]

may have her eye on a certain sandal-wearing hippie fake radio show co-host

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cougarjake13]

claims to be a hawkwind fan since day 1

[WampusCrandle]

wants to fuck shoulders

[jauble]

enjoys pork shoulders...in a non-sexual way.

[spadanko]

enjoys BBQ shoulders in a biblical way

[cougarjake13]

spanks his monkey

[jauble]

hits rodents whilst in tears because none of them are monkeys

[RhinoinMN]

Complains about undercooked meat? WTF.

[jauble]

Complains about undercooked meat? WTF.

It was delicious but my stomach didnt deal with the bacteria in the meat.....err nothing to see here

Complains about undercooked meat? WTF.

errr...I mean is a chinese dissident and shall be dealt with

[WampusCrandle]

double dual wields as if he were a lvl 34 ranger

[Leticia]

double duel squeels when they don't have their underwear laid out for them.

[WampusCrandle]

doulbe dual feels breasts while walking the streets of New York City

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[cougarjake13]

shot his load too quick

[WampusCrandle]

speediest load shooter in these here parts

[jauble]

speediest load shooter in these here parts

Shoots his load like a gerbil's water bottle.

[WampusCrandle]

tightly packs gerbils like he is Richard Gere

[cougarjake13]

wears undertaker underoos

[WampusCrandle]

wears his 'roos like no one's business

[cougarjake13]

would love to play bender in a live action futurama movie

[led37zep]

Has his own special Casting Session lined up for Wampus.

[RhinoinMN]

Who?

[led37zep]

Missed me the most.

[WampusCrandle]

missed his out break of the sexy penis bumps and must, now, make very uncomfortable calls

[cougarjake13]

trying to keep the thread alive

[led37zep]

Celebrates Bobby Valentine day on Feb 14th.

[RhinoinMN]

Where?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is going to have to clean up Elephant Poop after the republican national convention

[spadanko]

after eating ribs, uses bacon floss to clean his teeth... in a good way

[cougarjake13]

would like to spadank the shit out of megan fox

[futool]

Has probably had boiled peanuts :blink:

[cougarjake13]

apparently doesnt like the musical mastery of tool










or








just hates hand tools

[led37zep]

Got caught playing with his tool at work.

[RhinoinMN]

Plays with everybody's tools in and out of work. A special quality.

[cougarjake13]

loves carlos gomez

[WampusCrandle]

wishes to snuggle with every single carlos he finds on the street

[led37zep]

Had to pay for a baby "deportation" because he left his Carlos inside a girl

[WampusCrandle]

was my baby mama's back ally doctor ... was

[led37zep]

Made me autograph the hanger.

[spadanko]

Loves Tim Lincicum more then Chris Russo does

[cougarjake13]

wishes we had jesse orosco back as our closer

[led37zep]

Is the only NY Mets fan to attend a St. Lucie Mets game and make the connection.

[cougarjake13]

is happy that barry zito is turning things around

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

and led37zep can only throw out baseball references.

[led37zep]

The hat he's wearing is made of his own pubes.




oh and Baseball, baseball, baseball.

[cougarjake13]

is wampus's hobbes to his calvin

[RhinoinMN]

Sports, sports, sports.

[cougarjake13]

is the redheaded step child of carrot top and alicia witt

[WampusCrandle]

is the brock to rhino's mr. venture

[led37zep]

Is currently looking for an Animal House style fraternity.

[spadanko]

wishes Oregon QBs has better luck with their knees.

[WampusCrandle]

has brought down several QBs to their knees

[cougarjake13]

always loved to play the long snapper

[WampusCrandle]

loves snapping the longer ones

[led37zep]

Mistook a huddle for a circle jerk.

[RhinoinMN]

Was really disappointed when he found out what Caribbean Jerk really is.

[cougarjake13]

was really saddened when dante culpepper announced his retirement

[led37zep]

Is the person I most associate with this thread

[WampusCrandle]

just broke another heart with his blatant statement of MANfection for a certain someone

[cougarjake13]

wants to die like a man

[led37zep]

Wants to feel loved like a Woman

[King Hippos Crown]

wants me to stay away from his beloved ducks

[cougarjake13]

tries to cover his jinx by creating a new character trying to be an anti jinx

[led37zep]

is watching his back for a Wampus Attack.

[WampusCrandle]

was just attacked by a Wampus suicide bomber

[cougarjake13]

likes to pimp out his ho's

[zildjian361]

:wallbash:

[cougarjake13]

since he's only a drum kit he doesnt get this thread

[WampusCrandle]

should help the poor boy get into the thread . . . .

[cougarjake13]

worships at the altar of the porcelain god

[WampusCrandle]

eats on a the tur-let

[led37zep]

Does all his love making on the ter-let.

[jauble]

Does all his love making on the ter-let.

Fell for me

[led37zep]

Fell for me

Roofied Me.

[thejives]

should have that as his mod quote.

[led37zep]

Doesn't like his mod quote.











he LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!

[thejives]

knows how to hurt a guy

[led37zep]

Is the proud new owner of a new Mod Quote.

[drusilla]

is a big 0

[cougarjake13]

isnt aware that theres multiple threads like this one going on

[led37zep]

Should break out a new sig for the fall season.

[Friday]

needs to come to the Bergen Bar Night.

Needs, I say!!!

[WampusCrandle]

is still the crown jewel on the RonFez.net tiara!

[led37zep]

Should commit to this thread

[WampusCrandle]

hahahahaha, will end up in one of my homemade graves.

[joethebartender]

hahahahaha, will end up in one of my homemade graves.

Is too fancy a guy to dig his own graves. He gets labor from migrant workers in a home depot parking lot.

[WampusCrandle]

should know that they never make it alive to the house - i keep forgetting to put damn air holes in their boxes.

[RhinoinMN]

should know that they never make it alive to the house - i keep forgetting to put damn air holes in their boxes.

Puts strange things in stranger's boxes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

accepts pity from hottub

[led37zep]

Is forever associated with Bacon.


Side note: Whole Foods now sells Chocolate with little bits of Bacon in it.

[RhinoinMN]

Is elite.

[WampusCrandle]

is donkey?

[RhinoinMN]

Is elephant in the right places.

[Furtherman]

Prefers a frisky octopus down his pants.

[led37zep]

Went to the hospital after trying to do the "frisky Octopus" with a truck stop tranny

[cougarjake13]

was the truck stop tranny

[WampusCrandle]

wrote the trials and tribulations of the truck stop tranny

[cougarjake13]

favors truck stop granny trannys

[WampusCrandle]

favors dead truck stop trannys

[RhinoinMN]

favors dead truck stop trannys

Has large men insert stickshifts in his ass and calls it the Tranny Crandle.

[WampusCrandle]

apparently is rude enough to read from my personal fuck diary and post them on this thread

[cougarjake13]

doesnt like people reading his personal fuck diary which im told the list is longer than wilt chamberlains

[WampusCrandle]

can be found numerous times in my personal diary as "that guy that did that thing that one time"

[led37zep]

His Diary is really just a list of different places he's taken a shit.

[Friday]

is going to miss out on all the fun this weekend

[WampusCrandle]

is always the life of the party :happy:

[RhinoinMN]

is always the life of the party :happy:

The party's bottom.

[WampusCrandle]

is the sloppiest party bottom i know!