Person Above you Thread-Adding the I to the X pt 3

[disneyspy]

Gets His Prostate Examined More Often Than He Changes His Sheets!

[cougarjake13]

has an unhealthy love obsession for gary sheffield

[WampusCrandle]

was in The Nanny

[jauble]

Smells of daffodils

[WampusCrandle]

is helping me in my Murder She Wrote revenge

[jauble]

Knows that I carry a Derringer named "The Wampus Special"

[WampusCrandle]

is always there for me!

[jauble]

is always there for me!

Should know that I like my eggs easy up in the morning. *kisses*

[WampusCrandle]

is the best snuggler ever!

[jauble]

is the best snuggler ever!

thought I was sleeping.

[WampusCrandle]

thought I was sleeping.

is beautiful when he sleeps

[disneyspy]

thinks you drink pepsi throwback thru the anus

[RhinoinMN]

Hates fasism.

[cougarjake13]

hates facists

[weekapaugjz]

now knows what the khl is.

[cougarjake13]

now knows what a kegel is

[disneyspy]

knows all about sweedish penis enlarger pumps

[WampusCrandle]

has a mouth that is more effective than a penis pump

[cougarjake13]

misses this thread

[disneyspy]

is happy cuz its woman sports time now

[WampusCrandle]

is happy that people are flocking back to the holy land that is this thread

[cougarjake13]

jinxed castillo

[WampusCrandle]

jinxed this thread, but thankfully resurrected it!

[led37zep]

Confuses jinxed and jizz

[WampusCrandle]

loves jinxed jizz and jizzy jaz

[spoon]

Is a great crony to MLC and digs Fred's podcasts and expansive vocabulary!

Brilliant!

[disneyspy]

is a prick cuz the avs suck

[WampusCrandle]

is a prick just because

[cougarjake13]

loves pricks just because

[led37zep]

Tells ladies he's Mark Martin when he's at a bar.

[WampusCrandle]

tells ladies he is Marky Mark when he's at the bars.

[cougarjake13]

tells ladies he's mark henry at the bar

[led37zep]

Tries to get laid at the bowling alley with his "I once ate 37 O'Henry bars" fables.

[disneyspy]

tells mark henry hes the fabulous moola at the bar

[WampusCrandle]

loves sucking moola at bars

[disneyspy]

calls his bung his 'moola maker'

[led37zep]

Is a chicken wing extremist

[RhinoinMN]

Wants my Will Clark rookie card.

[Aggie]

(looks hot holding a shotgun scooped!

has a great wife

[disneyspy]

looks hot in a cowboy hat

[Aggie]

is the modern day mother goose

[RhinoinMN]

Doesn't think I look hot holding a shotgun:glurps:

[Aggie]

i haven't seen that yet.

looks hot holding his guitar

[Aggie]

no matter how little she posts in this thread, always kills it.

[hammersavage]

Makes up for it in the Hot Chick and Still Horny threads.

[led37zep]

kills every thread he's in.

[hammersavage]

means that in the good way. ie. I killed during my set last night, they were laughing so hard.

[RhinoinMN]

master of hammersavagery.

[hammersavage]

was being teased about looking hot holding his guitar

[Aggie]

needs a chick

[hammersavage]

set the wifey bar so high, it makes a chick not seem worth it

[RhinoinMN]

needs a chick and an audience.

[Aggie]

has two adorable kids

[WampusCrandle]

has let on that she is, in fact, the smallest dyke in the world

[led37zep]

Wants to like the little boy from Holland and stick his finger in the dyke.

[cougarjake13]

thinks randy winning his 300 in a giants uniform means anything

[WampusCrandle]

knows that talking sports and playing sports are two completely different things.

[led37zep]

Found out that hard way that pre op and post op are two different things.

[cougarjake13]

found out firsthand how will clark got his nickname

[WampusCrandle]

gives people nick names willy-nilly

[ToiletCrusher]

gives me the willy-nillies.

[cougarjake13]

has some chick avatar that has nothing to do with fringe

[WampusCrandle]

should start watching True Blood.

[cougarjake13]

hell no


plus he knows i dont have hbo

[WampusCrandle]

should broaden his horizons

[disneyspy]

his broad has an adams apple

[led37zep]

has never met a puerto Rican

[disneyspy]

thinks all black guys were in BOYS TO MEN

[led37zep]

thinks all black guys were in BOYS TO MEN

truly lives in a color blind society

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/bhm05/gallery/90s/3.jpg

[disneyspy]

Knows How To Use The Google

[led37zep]

Wants to google Gvac

[Aggie]

Supports the Oregon Ducks but shoots ducks in his spare time.

[led37zep]

Isn't paid enough for the "favors" she performs.

[disneyspy]

does it for free

[Aggie]

is locked in kat's basement

[led37zep]

Thinks I asked for this mod quote

[cougarjake13]

knows his current mod quote was better than the alternative



will clarks jizz rag

[disneyspy]

will jizz on marcia clark's rag

[led37zep]

was the meat in a Judge Ito Burrito threeway

[disneyspy]

was in the back of the bronco foolin around with OJ

[led37zep]

His nickname was also AC...except it stood for Always Cum-covered.

[disneyspy]

told his chick "if this used glove doesnt fit,i'm gonna shit"

[led37zep]

The nickname "juice" came from the state of his underwear after a night of drinking.

[disneyspy]

joey harrington makes him wet

[led37zep]

Knows that whenever Joey's name is mentioned I must remove my hat and sing the Oregon Fight song.

[WampusCrandle]

is known as the "Hat Removal" kid

[disneyspy]

likes to remove kid's hats and underwear

[cougarjake13]

received a cleveland steamer and a dirty sanchez from gary sheffield

[led37zep]

Has no fucking clue what charlie is talking about

[WampusCrandle]

loves to pretend to hunt "charlie" in any asian restaurant.

[cougarjake13]

is whacking off to john deere cena on raw as we speak

[led37zep]

Sits down to pee

[WampusCrandle]

stands up to poo

[cougarjake13]

shits in the tub and uses the handheld shower head like a bidet

[WampusCrandle]

described my father day weekend.

[cougarjake13]

had a weird fathers day

[led37zep]

Failed 3 times to get on the Real World Flushing

[cougarjake13]

got a train run on him on season 2 of real world san frangaycisco

[BlackSpider]

got a train run on him on season 2 of real world san frangaycisco

Should've went with "San Fagcisco"...

[cougarjake13]

knows i thought of it but knew i didnt want to upset fez

[WampusCrandle]

..... just upset fez.

[ToiletCrusher]

bailed on the chat party.

[led37zep]

never bails on a lemon party

[WampusCrandle]

would like to see a lime party

[disneyspy]

comes at us with the limes that he choose

[cougarjake13]

can fit 12 limes up his ass with no ky

[WampusCrandle]

murdered Michael Jackson.

[cougarjake13]

anally raped farrah fawcett to death

[WampusCrandle]

is gearing to kill the rest of the Jackson 5

[cougarjake13]

knows my next 2 targets are janet and latoya

[disneyspy]

thinks hes a serial killer

[WampusCrandle]

is going to help kill Tito.

[cougarjake13]

masturbates to jackson 5 videos

[WampusCrandle]

only masturbates to 4 out of the jackson 5

[RhinoinMN]

Masturbates with 4 fingers in his ass.

[WampusCrandle]

should try using a fist

[RhinoinMN]

should try using a fist

Treats me as a metal child.

[WampusCrandle]

used to date an axe murderer ... great avatar

[cougarjake13]

is masturbating right now

[WampusCrandle]

masturbates with his feet

[disneyspy]

sure knows alot about jake's masturbatory habits

[cougarjake13]

wishes he knew more about my masturbatory habits

[disneyspy]

is gettin outted the next monday the buddays are back on the air

[RhinoinMN]

Is cranky today.

[WampusCrandle]

should go to the zoo this week

[cougarjake13]

lives at the zoo

[WampusCrandle]

should live in a cage

[cougarjake13]

once tried to masturbate a fish

[WampusCrandle]

jerks off cougars to sell to kids

[disneyspy]

jerks off to cougars in front of kids

[IamFogHat]

Is older than cougars.

[WampusCrandle]

eats cougars for breakfast.

[disneyspy]

eats cougars for breakfast money

[WampusCrandle]

eats out cougars

[cougarjake13]

only eats out hairy cougars

[disneyspy]

is hairy

[cougarjake13]

eats pubic hair sammiches

[WampusCrandle]

eats hair sammiches publicly.

[disneyspy]

would publicly eat diablo sammich's ass

[cougarjake13]

would be sad b/c he wasnt first

[WampusCrandle]

loves sloppy second

[disneyspy]

loves bein the caboose in a gang bang train

[cougarjake13]

loves being in the middle of a gang bang train

[WampusCrandle]

would pay anything to get on my train.

[cougarjake13]

knows this to be true

[WampusCrandle]

should change his avatar.

[cougarjake13]

should make me a sexy anna torv avatar

[WampusCrandle]

is asking for handouts instead of a help up.

[disneyspy]

is hintin that he wants a handy for a handout

[Furtherman]

...has a storage room full of traffic cones.

[cougarjake13]

has traffic cones as a gerbil inducer

[disneyspy]

farts gerbils when hes stuck in traffic

[led37zep]

Is so old he can't tell if he's about to fart a gerbil or shit one out

[disneyspy]

calls his honeymoon- get lucky time

[cougarjake13]

thinks the lions will win the division

[led37zep]

Can't wait for the Mets to be swept by the Giants in August.

[cougarjake13]

posts the truth since baseball isnt like football and draft position means shit

[disneyspy]

is #1 on tommy z's cougar list

[RhinoinMN]

saggy balls

[cougarjake13]

is getting his purple #4 favre jizzrag ready

[disneyspy]

orders his batch rags from drjoek,in bulk

[WampusCrandle]

hasn't seen me post in this thread, or the site, in a coon's age.

[RhinoinMN]

Like to bang coons. (the animal)

[WampusCrandle]

Like to bang coons. (the soul-less people)

[cougarjake13]

helps keep this thread alive

[disneyspy]

called the show today as gary

[WampusCrandle]

is just fucking old

[disneyspy]

is just fuckin old coke bottles

[WampusCrandle]

is just fucking old coke whores.

[disneyspy]

if his license gets held up he will too to get around

[WampusCrandle]

should know that what goes around comes around .... though cumming in costs double.

[cougarjake13]

his dream date ends with a bukake party

[WampusCrandle]

just got his RSVP to my party in the mail

[jauble]

just got his RSVP to my party in the mail

Forgets the people he met on his way up.

[WampusCrandle]

Forgets the people he met on his way up.

should realize that i was born on a slippery slope into a pit of saddness .... and gummy bears.

[cougarjake13]

does weird things with gummy bears in his ass

[led37zep]

Is busy perfecting the new sexual position "gummy balls" which involves trying to blow a bubble in your partners excess ball skin.


like I said...he's trying to perfect it.

[cougarjake13]

has tried to duplicate the pose of the 2 guys in his avie, with a male blow up real doll

[disneyspy]

is a catcher

[WampusCrandle]

gave me a new reason to post again.

[cougarjake13]

anxiously awaiting the return of fringe

[disneyspy]

is anxiously awaiting THE GIANTS, SEASON ON THE FRINGE

[cougarjake13]

almost knows what its like to be a pirates fan

[WampusCrandle]

almost let this thread die.

[red_red_red]

hates Dominick Dunne

[RhinoinMN]

cunt_cunt_cunt

[disneyspy]

is in love with the gay walker caller

[cougarjake13]

wonders if the lions will have more wins then roy williams td catches

[led37zep]

Wonders if people in the gay community will stop asking him if he's a bear.

[disneyspy]

sure is curious bout the gay community

[led37zep]

sure is curious bout the gay community

realizes .net is the gay community, and exploits it for AZT meds

[WampusCrandle]

should have come to stouts for the greatest gay night out ever.

[led37zep]

should have come to stouts for the greatest gay night out ever.

Now knows I was at Stouts but left early to avoid the homo-erotic moments.

[WampusCrandle]

Now knows I was at Stouts but left early to avoid the homo-erotic moments.

would have been the bell of the ball.

[cougarjake13]

has a hottie avatar

[disneyspy]

still finds nancy grace batchable,even tho shes a hemaphrodite

[cougarjake13]

knows full well the love and tenderness of 2 penises

[led37zep]

With the end of Baseball season has nothing to talk to me about.

[weekapaugjz]

likes to eat turd sandwiches.

[PapaBear]

Probably couldn't beat me at thumb wrestling.

[weekapaugjz]

thumbs smell like they haven't been washed in a week.

[led37zep]

Thumbs smell like he's been making turd burgers all day.

[weekapaugjz]

enjoys wearing flower printed undies.

[led37zep]

Enjoys putting roses in his pee hole

[cougarjake13]

now knows the pain of mets fans

[disneyspy]

partied with polanski as a teen

[cougarjake13]

remembers what a cowboys playoff win was like as a teen

[led37zep]

Doesn't realize that DisneySpy was a teen...in the teens.

[disneyspy]

tried to blackmail letterman

[led37zep]

Tried to Blackmail William McKinley

[led37zep]

Obviously is having an issue with age right now

[disneyspy]

his alzhimers is worse than mine

[JohnCharles]

forgot what he just posted.

[led37zep]

Has started referring to himself as "baby Rhino"

[cougarjake13]

tried out his new sex position in bed called the gore with a baby rhino

[led37zep]

Wishes he was a cat lady

[disneyspy]

asked jon gosselin if he could get his hands on some party money

[FrogSlayer]

is currently hiding between the legs of the dinosaur topiary at the Magic Kingdom

[cougarjake13]

slays frogs on a boat yo

[WampusCrandle]

is as cute as Jane Lane.

[disneyspy]

his posts make me feel all wampussy

[cougarjake13]

wants a wampus on his face

[led37zep]

Is hoping "Wampus Ride" replaces the term "Mustache Ride".


even though this will make 1/2 his shirt wardrobe obsolete.

[disneyspy]

told his new wife the wampus ride that he wanted to go on was a new attraction at disney world

[WampusCrandle]

has let this thread die for over two months. for shame.

[disneyspy]

abandoned this board while a certain thread was active

[Ritalin]

abandoned this board while a certain thread was active

Misses Oral Roberts already.

[WampusCrandle]

Misses Oral Roberts already.

has an alter ego named Rapealin

[JohnCharles]

has an alter ego named Rapealin

simply put...

rapes

[RhinoinMN]

Talks about me in his sleep.

[JohnCharles]

rapes me in my sleep

[Ritalin]

rapes me in my sleep

has raped yet another thread.

[WampusCrandle]

watches rape happen and does nothing about it.

[disneyspy]

is still mad none of helped him when big bubba said hello

[Ritalin]

Is so sensitive.

[WampusCrandle]

Is so sensitive.

has a sensitive asshole after rape

[RhinoinMN]

has a sensitive asshole after rape

Should try old tacos.

[WampusCrandle]

Should try old tacos.

should just buy a new taco

[disneyspy]

has to pay for his tacos

[RhinoinMN]

Is praying for his team.

[Ritalin]

Is praying for his team.

should pray for his team.

[cougarjake13]

doesnt even know what the dilly is

[red_red_red]

craves dilly bars
http://onceuponawin.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dairy-queen-dilly-bar.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

craves bars

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3627/3475735941_fd87c5730a.jpg

[red_red_red]

loathes beer and talking on the phone

[Hottub]

loathes beer and talking on the phone

Can't be talking aboot me.

[red_red_red]

plays well with others

[Hottub]

Plays well with herself.:innocent:

[RhinoinMN]

Plays well with herself.:innocent:

Should send me some yuengling.

[disneyspy]

is getting a young'in from tub's collection