Person Above you Thread-Adding the I to the X pt 3

[WampusCrandle]

revealed his "bills" to kids in a park

[weekapaugjz]

is a respected poster on ronfez.net

[WampusCrandle]

should always respect me

[weekapaugjz]

should make me a sig pic already.

[WampusCrandle]

never answered my private message that would help create an awesome sig

[jauble]

edit: it still works

Plays chubby bunny games alone in the dark.

[weekapaugjz]

knows his veal shanks

[jauble]

knows his veal shanks

helps me chain down delicious, delicious baby cows.

[weekapaugjz]

enjoys raping baby cows

[DiabloSammich]

makes a creepier list than Schindler

[disneyspy]

gets creeped out by jews

[cougarjake13]

gets creeped out by the fact the cowboys havent won a playoff game in 13 yrs

[WampusCrandle]

gets creeped out that his favorite things to do are illegal

[led37zep]

reached 5000 posts and received one of the shortest bannings I've seen in a while.

[WampusCrandle]

has seen the second coming on this board - it's me

[jauble]

has seen the second coming on this board - it's me

Furiously jacks to the thought of his old beard, while mindfully thinking of how good the next may be.

[WampusCrandle]

Furiously jacks to the thought of his old beard, while mindfully thinking of how good the next may be.

loves to see my and friday on a motorcycle build for two!

[led37zep]

Is being much more open about his love for Friday.

[jauble]

Is being much more open about his love for Friday.

has recently had a rib dinner named after him

[WampusCrandle]

should have commented on a thread a recently posted about fucking

[disneyspy]

is afraid to ask jauble what its like to have sex

[WampusCrandle]

should be afraid of jauble sex

[led37zep]

Should never insult Jauble around me. The man named a rib dinner after me...thats class.

[RhinoinMN]

Removed said rib to blow himself

[led37zep]

Wishes I was Wampus....hell...wishes his chick was Wampus.

[WampusCrandle]

wished his milkshake would bring all the Wampus to the yard.

[disneyspy]

goes around askin guys if they want to feel his humps,his big ol' lady humps

[WampusCrandle]

knows how to flatter fat chicks

[led37zep]

knows how to flatten a fat chick.

[cougarjake13]

loves watching the mlb network cause its the only place the san fran giants win anymore

[WampusCrandle]

is upset the yanks are down

[cougarjake13]

is wrong b/c im a mets fan

[WampusCrandle]

should be upset that the METS are a bunch of queers

[cougarjake13]

knows i have no problem with queers on my team as long as we win

[WampusCrandle]

may not have problems with queers, but hats people of different ethnicities.

[Gvac]

Is long overdue for modship.

[WampusCrandle]

has always been one to give the words of truth to ham and eggers.

[cougarjake13]

once ate a ham and egg sammich given to him by gvac

[Gvac]

yhw aedi on evah I hguoht ,ylesnetni em sekilsiD

[cougarjake13]

is wrong or mis informed i never had or have a problem with him now or ever

i just like to play devils advocate

[WampusCrandle]

hate Gvac with a passion - because he hates everything good and pure

[jauble]

Wears white around Gvac...slut

[cougarjake13]

likes to molest muppets

[WampusCrandle]

likes to molest

[cougarjake13]

only women in a bathroom

[WampusCrandle]

prefers a bathroom wall with a hole than a woman

[ChrisTheCop]

is above more people here than you can shake a stick at.

[WampusCrandle]

loves to shake his stick at kids ..... and can't go in 100 feet around any of them

[ToiletCrusher]

knows that being the infamous WC is slightly more dignified than being the infamous TC.

[WampusCrandle]

should know that WC + TC = the best math of all ..... rough, rapey math

[cougarjake13]

ass raped a blow up doll

[jauble]

ass raped a blow up doll

will be blamed in my tyelnol/allergy od.

[WampusCrandle]

will be blamed for TC's cum OD

[led37zep]

Is the unofficial expert/molester of African Hippos on .net

[disneyspy]

is the official expert molester on .net

[WampusCrandle]

better hate women over 30

[led37zep]

love milk from chicks over 50

[WampusCrandle]

is a damn liar!

[ToiletCrusher]

is a damn liar!

Only knows about my cum OD because he knows that a good friend reciprocates.

[WampusCrandle]

is completely right

[ToiletCrusher]

Has all my love in a bottle.

[WampusCrandle]

is the best part of waking up.

[cougarjake13]

loves folgers in his cup

[WampusCrandle]

thinks folgers is "gay" for man spunk

[led37zep]

only thinks about gay mens spunk

[Gvac]

only thinks about gay mens spunk

Thinks about straight men's spunk as well.

[led37zep]

Mr. Listening Thread

[WampusCrandle]

mr. doesn't listen when i tell him things after love making

[led37zep]

Mr. doesn't make love, only fucks

[WampusCrandle]

mr. has to swear just to make an impression on his friends

[led37zep]

The Ewok version of little miss Sunshine

[WampusCrandle]

is the Ewok in my fantasy world

[RhinoinMN]

Should be flattered that so few people have figured out something different to say to him every time.

[jauble]

is the Ewok in my fantasy world

[RhinoinMN]

is the Ewok in my fantasy world

better play his cards right if he wants me to listen tommorow night. I don't have the details



What and where am I listening anyway?

[WampusCrandle]

is just a bit stealer.

[cougarjake13]

totally fucked up my computer

[WampusCrandle]

should be consoling me .... Bea is dead, and there is nothing we can do about it.

[disneyspy]

is off having a weekend at beas

[WampusCrandle]

couldn't be more cruel

[disneyspy]

is lucky i havent cruel circused his face,yet

[cougarjake13]

still looking for a playoff cowboys win after troy aikman

[WampusCrandle]

can only talk about sports.

[cougarjake13]

only b/c he refuses to suck my cock

[led37zep]

Will hate fuck Wampus like a Flushings Hooker

[cougarjake13]

knows too much about flushing hookers

[led37zep]

knows too much about burying hookers

[WampusCrandle]

knows all too well about buying hookers.

[led37zep]

Is the last hooker I purchased and forgot to punch my "frequent Wampus card"

10th STD test is free!!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

loves to do blow with Euros

[disneyspy]

tried to snort coke once,damn near drowned

[WampusCrandle]

has been snorting diet coke to lose weight and .... BAD 80's JOKE!

[cougarjake13]

snorted coke zero

[WampusCrandle]

should snort Pepsi one

[disneyspy]

should try women

[WampusCrandle]

should try to "NOT KILL" women

[cougarjake13]

got bored jacking off with his normal hand so went lefty

got bored with that and is now trying feet

[WampusCrandle]

should join my alligator fight club

[Gvac]

Will one day lord over this dump.

[disneyspy]

likes to go into the hospital emergency room with his junk got in his zipper "by mistake"

[hammersavage]

Will one day dump all over that lord.

[disneyspy]

just like the octomom,knows what its like to have 8 heads inside him

[hammersavage]

Should certainly not move to eastern PA

[disneyspy]

both of us support the 2nd admendment,his post make me want to shoot myself

[DiabloSammich]

has better thread titles than toiletcrusher

[led37zep]

Always has the nicest bush.

[disneyspy]

calls his chick "moses", cuz she has a burning bush

[WampusCrandle]

loves religious twat jokes

[cougarjake13]

loves non religious cock jokes

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> has a cock?

[Gvac]

has a cock?

[WampusCrandle]

has cocks?

[jauble]

Had cock?

[Gvac]

Wants to toss my salad

[jauble]

Has old lettuce

[WampusCrandle]

loves lettuce wraps!

[jauble]

The sexiest tortilla this side of the Mississippi

[WampusCrandle]

The sexiest tortilla on the other side of the Mississippi

[led37zep]

Shit on a tortilla and called it a Mississippi burrito.

[jauble]

Ate at the wampus cafe

[WampusCrandle]

has dined and dashed at the wampus cafe

[cougarjake13]

killed bea arthur

[WampusCrandle]

has found my Achilles' heel - you're dead to me

[cougarjake13]

so thats how you killed her

[WampusCrandle]

raped all the joy out of my life

[jauble]

Was surprised how much joy came out post rape.

[WampusCrandle]

has been following me?

[disneyspy]

never has to worry about leavin the toilet seat up

[led37zep]

No longer works at Disney due to a failed Daisy Duck and Snow White three way

[WampusCrandle]

failed to pass as a Snow White personator

[led37zep]

Picked up the slack with the now infamous Rodger Rabbit Reach Around

[jauble]

Made the goo that dissolved the toons.

[WampusCrandle]

eats farts :happy:

[disneyspy]

should tell fez what cum tastes like

[WampusCrandle]

was told it tasted like onions and sour milk

[cougarjake13]

masterbates on crime scene photos

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink">caught at the scene of the crime....masturbating

[cougarjake13]

only b/c you were there as my inspiration

[WampusCrandle]

wished that Kings wasn't going to be cancelled

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> liked the shemale porno i brought to the crime scene :wub:








wishes he was humping a king, just to get the "in royalty" feeling

[cougarjake13]

knows that some shemales are hot

[WampusCrandle]

is preaching to the choir

[cougarjake13]

is choiring to the preacher

[WampusCrandle]

loves to play with my words

[weekapaugjz]

should be studying right now.

[led37zep]

Wants to fulfill his teacher/student fantasy with Wampus

[weekapaugjz]

would enjoy being in the same room while that fantasy is being fulfilled.

[WampusCrandle]

wants me to study naked - creep

[cougarjake13]

offered to let me study him naked

[WampusCrandle]

believes that he has a choice on whether he sees me naked or not.

[led37zep]

is an elitist

[WampusCrandle]

is such a Ron

[led37zep]

is going to get hammersavaged on the air if he keeps this up

[WampusCrandle]

is completely acting like a Ron now!

[cougarjake13]

will never tell the location of the dead bodies he buried

[RhinoinMN]

Stop squirting me!

[cougarjake13]

stayed to close to me at the piss trough

[WampusCrandle]

is squirting all over this thread

[led37zep]

Wishes Gvac would stop by his sex dreams.

[WampusCrandle]

wishes he had a sig by WampusCrandle

[cougarjake13]

wont make me a sig

[WampusCrandle]

should tell me 3 things he likes as so I can make a perfect sig

[hammersavage]

should really have that Tony Wonder sig in his rotation already

[cougarjake13]

knows that the 3 things would be anna torv, scarlett johansson and sarah walker from chuck

[WampusCrandle]

will have a sig very very soon, probably tomorrow.

[cougarjake13]

knows i will use it

[led37zep]

wants to use Wampus in all the wrong ways.

[WampusCrandle]

should have used me period. now i have to leave home and find it in greener pastures.

[disneyspy]

is havin that time of the month and doesn't want to come out and say it

[WampusCrandle]

is completely right

[cougarjake13]

is so wrong he's right

[WampusCrandle]

is a tricky guy?

[RhinoinMN]

Turns lots of tricks.

[WampusCrandle]

knows all too well of my first summer job.

[disneyspy]

his first summer job blows

[WampusCrandle]

took the words right out of my mouth

[cougarjake13]

still hasnt made my sig

[WampusCrandle]

will be ready to try out his new sig tomorrow

[disneyspy]

will be ready to try out his new sig tomorrow

with drjoek is givin this board a bad name

[WampusCrandle]

is meaner than Dave ...

[drjoek]

is meaner than Dave ...

Could keep ALOT worse company than drjoek

[disneyspy]

wants to keep company with young wampus

[WampusCrandle]

is jealous of the new power couple that has sprouted

[cougarjake13]

surfed the crimson wave

[WampusCrandle]

should follow my lead

[disneyspy]

slow dances with men

[cougarjake13]

dances with slow men

[led37zep]

Gargles with Sea Men

[disneyspy]

wrestles jeff gordon for the pole position

[RhinoinMN]

WHere the hell has he been?

[cougarjake13]

hasnt berated wampus enough for not making my sig

[disneyspy]

has to get rhino to do all his dirty work

[WampusCrandle]

should tell cougarjake13 that his new sig will be ready for presentation at 11PM!

[led37zep]

Sig Tease

[jauble]

Shows ball bag shadow as a tease through a doorway backlit in a seedy motel.

[WampusCrandle]

has ball bag puppets

[disneyspy]

sucks cock

[cougarjake13]

didnt tell me about my sig

[led37zep]

Can't wait for the Giants v Mets Series this week.

[RhinoinMN]

should vote for me as mr handsome.

[led37zep]

His newest board character "Biggirl" is the newest star of .net

[jauble]

Calls his penis "Mr. Handsome"

[disneyspy]

calls his penis 'big girl'

[ToiletCrusher]

Can't spell.

[JerseyRich]

Doesn't have a good track record with Mexican Food.

[ToiletCrusher]

wishes he had a full canadian tuxedo and not just a denim vest.

[RhinoinMN]

Is everywhere

[ToiletCrusher]

refuses to skype me

[RhinoinMN]

Should know that I forgot my PW. Give me a moment.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Should know that I forgot my PW. Give me a moment.


is jealous of Jersey Rich

[JerseyRich]

Speaks the truth...

And this is for Rhino.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1719/138/76/514676204/n514676204_1628718_944.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

should preach the word of KHB

[led37zep]

should preach the word of KHB

Is MAN enough not to post a pic in the hottest guy thread and thus has earned my respect 1.5 times over what was originally allotted to him

[WampusCrandle]

Is MAN enough not to post a pic in the hottest guy thread and thus has earned my respect 1.5 times over what was originally allotted to him

should know that the hottest guy thread on rf.net is Friday, and the hottest girl on is a mix between Casey and Pixie. :happy:

[cougarjake13]

refuses to make my sig

[WampusCrandle]

is an ass because i left his SIG on his profile.

[disneyspy]

thinks he too good for the sig favors thread

[cougarjake13]

is the real ass cause didnt tell me to look at my profile

[RhinoinMN]

is the real ass cause didnt tell me to look at my profile

Profiles small children.

[jauble]

Profiles small children.

helps the his lady with man shopping

[cougarjake13]

may be moving to sixsburg soon

[WampusCrandle]

is the worst thanker EVER!

[led37zep]

is the worst spanker ever.

[WampusCrandle]

is the worst moaner EVER!

[jauble]

best moaner ever

[WampusCrandle]

best grunter EVER!

[cougarjake13]

loves gay anal

[WampusCrandle]

gives the greatest anal EVER!

[cougarjake13]

doesnt realize thats a compliment

[led37zep]

Wants to forcibly compliment Wampus sometime

[weekapaugjz]

was happy with the giants/mets outcome this evening.

[Gvac]

I would even backcheck if he was my goalie.

[cougarjake13]

doesnt trust the new capt america

[WampusCrandle]

his avatar and sig dont mesh well.

[led37zep]

Needs to retake this board by storm. He's been slacking off lately

[WampusCrandle]

should have known that my grandparents came to visit me and so, had no time for this dump.

[led37zep]

recently got laid

[WampusCrandle]

won't mind his own bee's wax.

[led37zep]

The love child that he and Seth Macfarlane had is on my shoot for the next two days...and its creeping me out

[cougarjake13]

is worried that barry zito will never recover

[WampusCrandle]

is always worried that he will get a zito on his dick head.

[led37zep]

Often tells the ladies that "its not herpes, its a love sore"

[WampusCrandle]

knows that line turned me into a charmer.

[cougarjake13]

wishes he really didnt have herpes and that it was just a line

[led37zep]

Burns cars and hookers for the insurance money

[WampusCrandle]

loves to kill two birds with one stone

[cougarjake13]

made me an awesome sig

[disneyspy]

is busy givin breast exam on mamorial day

[WampusCrandle]

was first in line for a free breast exam

[cougarjake13]

wanted his free breast exam through his anus