Person Above you Thread-Adding the I to the X pt 3

[led37zep]

Knows how to keep me warm.

Will never keep jauble warm...ever

[WampusCrandle]

keeps everyone at a distant because of cold heart

[cougarjake13]

knows that the only way to keep your ass warm is to have a penis inside it

[RhinoinMN]

knows that the only way to keep your ass warm is to have a penis inside it

A sexy poet.

[cougarjake13]

is freezing his ass off

[WampusCrandle]

should let me warm him up.

[disneyspy]

wants to warm cougarjake13 up by rectal friction

[cougarjake13]

still wonders what a playoff win would be like

[led37zep]

still wonders what a playoff win would be like

Wonders whats its like to watch his team eliminated from the post season on the final day of the regular season two years in a row....wait...nevermind.

[cougarjake13]

Wonders whats its like to watch his team eliminated from the post season on the final day of the regular season two years in a row....wait...nevermind.

still wonders what a world series victory in his lifetime is like

[led37zep]

Will be telling my son the same thing

[RhinoinMN]

Has a son and just blew my mind that he is not gay.

[led37zep]

Leaves no doubt

[cougarjake13]

drank a special concoction that enables him to piss oregon green

[led37zep]

Gave me an awesome idea for the next Oregon Football season...and possibly my wedding

[cougarjake13]

has a weird idea of fun

[WampusCrandle]

was the result of a weird idea of fun

[disneyspy]

wants to be friends with benefits

[WampusCrandle]

friends with benefit's have all ended up dead ... disneyspy is a great fuck, apparently.

[cougarjake13]

knows too much about people on this boards sex lives and prowess

[RhinoinMN]

Should give me tequila.

[keithy_19]

should save some for the rest of us

[cougarjake13]

will need tequilla next year when jeff garcia or mcnabb is his qb

[WampusCrandle]

needs tequilla to stop the voices

[led37zep]

Tries to get the voice to insult him so he can orgasm

[disneyspy]

can only orgasm to "whole lotta love"

[WampusCrandle]

caught a bad case of "whole lotta love" .... should have asked for those blood tests at the BEGINNING, not the end

[cougarjake13]

got obamanized

[WampusCrandle]

should be watching LOST

[cougarjake13]

must have forgotten that i never watch the show

[WampusCrandle]

..... i dont know how to respond to this. sorry every poster on this thread, i kno wthis isnt how one responds to posts, but jesus, i dont .... i dont know how to deal with this post .... GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM! LOST IS GREAT!

[cougarjake13]

is upset that i missed the boat, errrr plane

[WampusCrandle]

wouldn't like me when i'm angry .....

http://keneller.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/14/lou_ferrigno_as_incredible_hulk.jpg

[disneyspy]

has nice boobs

[led37zep]

Queer

[YesItsGwenypoo]

hates Led Zeppelin.

[disneyspy]

hates Led Zeppelin.

had to taste it first

[WampusCrandle]

recently commented on my tits ... thanks for noticing.

[cougarjake13]

hates the blue hulk

[WampusCrandle]

is the red hulk and didn't tell anybody

[disneyspy]

is a hulkamaniac

[led37zep]

Was once called a "hunk"






by the hulk.

[cougarjake13]

thought barry shoulda hulked up and admitted he roided

[RhinoinMN]

Licks Marian Berry's roids.

[ToiletCrusher]

Needs to lose weight

[WampusCrandle]

his name says it all

[disneyspy]

wangs out at camp wandle stadiwum

[led37zep]

is the Harvey Milk of ronfez.net

[cougarjake13]

has 100 man ram giant jerseys on the way to his house

[RhinoinMN]

Needs a new sigpic.

[WampusCrandle]

is close to being a Big Ass Veteran

[cougarjake13]

is still about 1700 posts away from being a big ass veteran

[disneyspy]

is a veteran of the big ass

[cougarjake13]

is a veteran of cowboy ass man love

[WampusCrandle]

described everyone's perfect date.

[cougarjake13]

believes in dildo prostate play

[WampusCrandle]

its the idol he made before Moses got all pissy.

[RhinoinMN]

Yearns for Moses Malone's piss.

[WampusCrandle]

shouldn't discriminate ... i want everyone's piss

[cougarjake13]

wanted to drink pissy mcgees urine

[WampusCrandle]

missed another great episode of Lost, of which he cares very little about. :glurps:

[led37zep]

Wants to become the official "Lost" Blogger of rf.net

[WampusCrandle]

is happy to hear that i would take it, but there are for more that accept that title. Hell, i'll take it, but will give it to the true deserving Lost fankids when the time comes.

[cougarjake13]

wrote too long of a post

[WampusCrandle]

is just damn jealous. JEALOUS!

[cougarjake13]

loves the song hey jealousy

[WampusCrandle]

is distracting me from watching the newest episode of LOST.

[led37zep]

is distracting me from watching my favorite episode of Webster

[WampusCrandle]

is a damn liar .... every episode is your favorite episode.

[cougarjake13]

broke his penis once doing the tuefel shuffle

[WampusCrandle]

broke his penis because his old girlfriends kept getting rigor mortis.

[cougarjake13]

loved his boyfriends with rigor mortis penis

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

is a habitual poster in this thread.

[cougarjake13]

everytime i see his screen name i think it says chuckwagon cock

[disneyspy]

kisses the cook

[MHasegawa]

fuck it, skip me

[WampusCrandle]

just ruined this thread. boooooooo!

[cougarjake13]

thinks hasegawa rooned the thread

[Annie Waits]

doesn't know how to spell ruined

[cougarjake13]

didnt realize i did it on purpose

[weekapaugjz]

doesn't just like fear factory........HE LOVES 'EM!!!

[WampusCrandle]

he doesn't like Tears for Fears .... HE LOVES 'EM!

[cougarjake13]

he doesnt like violent femmes ..... HE LOVES EM !!!!

[WampusCrandle]

has spoke the truth ... go and tell the town's people

[cougarjake13]

loves anna torv and fringe as much as me

[disneyspy]

Finds Nancy Grace batchable

[WampusCrandle]

is the batchiest guy!

[cougarjake13]

has a hot avatar

[WampusCrandle]

avatar could have been hot a few decades ago

[RhinoinMN]

Talks to his penis as if it were a kitty cat.

[cougarjake13]

talks to his penis as if it were real

[led37zep]

Tried to have a conversation with Rhino's penis...but thought conversation meant put it in his ass

[WampusCrandle]

didnt know why i like deeeeeeeep conversations until recently

[cougarjake13]

felt a tickle in his bunghole during his last deep conversation

[weekapaugjz]

felt a tickle in his bunghole any time a guy walked by.

[cougarjake13]

watches each year in review for the buffalo bills from 90-93 but turns off the dvr right after the afc championship games

[weekapaugjz]

throws a bills joke in my face any chance he gets.

[cougarjake13]

knows i do it in good spirits

[weekapaugjz]

wishes sean avery would come over to his house to play tummy sticks.

[cougarjake13]

is still upset about chris drury

[led37zep]

Is still upset about not wearing a condom during his private fan day with Roberto Alomar

[cougarjake13]

is upset that matt williams and kevin mitchell only ass raped him once

[WampusCrandle]

is upset that he was only ass raped once

[cougarjake13]

knows this to be true b/c he decided to ass rape led zep on a monthly basis

[disneyspy]

cant get the led out of his ass

[cougarjake13]

cant get romos deeck out of his ass

[WampusCrandle]

can get those foreigners out of his ass

[led37zep]

.nets #1 ass raper

[cougarjake13]

is the reason behind will clarks nickname ... the thrill

[WampusCrandle]

gets a thrill from ripping logs out of his fart box

[cougarjake13]

gets a thrill from eating them

[led37zep]

demonstrated his cum chills to Wampus in a Shea Stadium Bathroom.

[WampusCrandle]

gets cum chills in any bathroom ... ah, the late 80s

[Insult-Guy]

is a dirty whore who likes to touch Old People in there Privates.

[led37zep]

is really an all around nice guy who hates because he doesn't know how to love

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink">should know my words can never be summed....

[cougarjake13]

has an angry avatar b/c insult guy didnt insult her

[WampusCrandle]

won't stay on topic! You're being given 3 infractions against you!

[weekapaugjz]

Is handing out infractions all willy nilly.

[jauble]

Is handing out infractions all willy nilly.

Still rocks the bender avatar...good for you sir.

[WampusCrandle]

just received an ass load of infractions, so he better not keep it up!

[cougarjake13]

had to suck off a few mods to reduce the infraction points

[led37zep]

Pee'd in someones cereal.

[cougarjake13]

has always loved pee in his cereal

[RhinoinMN]

likes my beard.

[disneyspy]

always chooses pee in my butt,not cuz he doesnt like the choices,he just wants someone to pee in his butt

[WampusCrandle]

is going to start the beard revolution!

[cougarjake13]

masturbates to the lord of the rings trilogy

[WampusCrandle]

is freaked out by my love for the LOTR porn

[cougarjake13]

is correct cause i could understand the elf looking chicks but you focus mainly on the orks

[WampusCrandle]

is correct cause i could understand the elf looking chicks but you focus mainly on the orks

normally focuses on old wizards

[cougarjake13]

should remeber its only the female ones

[WampusCrandle]

loves old wizards, and hates old wizard cloaks.

[RhinoinMN]

His ass looks like a wizard's sleeve.

[WampusCrandle]

beard looks like a wizards pubus mound

[led37zep]

Grows a beard so his mouth looks like a vag in glory holes.

[cougarjake13]

shaved his beard into the reverse goatee, aka the wolverine , for better dripage to the mouth when suckling

[WampusCrandle]

will grow a beard so it looks like he is in a constant ass-to-mouth struggle with a raccoon

[disneyspy]

his chick is his real beard

[WampusCrandle]

is completely right - unfortunately, at the end of the night, my beard tells me its got crabs and i should get checked.

[RhinoinMN]

Has the best crabs on the east coast.

[WampusCrandle]

just started the greatest poll ever

[cougarjake13]

likes to sit on polls

[WampusCrandle]

likes to sit on "polly-o" string cheese

[cougarjake13]

learned how to suckle on summer sausage

[WampusCrandle]

learned how to link my sausage

[disneyspy]

thinks a sausage fest is a holiday

[led37zep]

Got his sausage caught in a chain link fence

[WampusCrandle]

should go into chat room right now

[weekapaugjz]

Likes to stay on topic.

[WampusCrandle]

is gonna get an infraction if he don't watch himself

[RhinoinMN]

Is a geometry wizard.

[WampusCrandle]

is geometricly awesome!

[cougarjake13]

has sex in geometrics

[WampusCrandle]

measures his sex in metric tons

[cougarjake13]

needs a magnifying glass to pee

[WampusCrandle]

uses a magnifying glass to drink my pee

[cougarjake13]

has a not so secretive avatar

[WampusCrandle]

has an unfuckable avatar

[cougarjake13]

has an unfuckable sig

[WampusCrandle]

has an avatar that makes my testicles creep into my body cavity

[cougarjake13]

has penguins with guns in his sig

[WampusCrandle]

doesnt have a spoon in his avatar .... he should have chosen the right side.

[cougarjake13]

knows that the whole spoon debacle started and ended before i logged back in

[WampusCrandle]

is a homo - commie

[cougarjake13]

is a communist socialist homo

[WampusCrandle]

is a fascist commie liberal homo queer

[cougarjake13]

let this thread lay dormant for too long

[WampusCrandle]

should continuously watch this thread like I do, just so I can get that damn post count up!

[cougarjake13]

knows that i do but i also knows that i cant post after myself

[led37zep]

Reads his "I found my yogurt" thread daily and whispers "fuck ya I did" to himself.

[WampusCrandle]

is the Ernest Hemingway of yogurt diaries

[led37zep]

Must have known I was at the Beretta Store on the upper east side looking at hemingways shotgun yesterday.


Um...I mean. "Likes butt"

[WampusCrandle]

doesn't love butt ... he LIKES IT!

[disneyspy]

is the star of the youtube hit "3 men no cup"

[led37zep]

Just wants someone to look at his Cock and Balls

[cougarjake13]

wants to see will clarks cock and balls

[RhinoinMN]

all balls, little cock.

[led37zep]

During his Tenure as "Mr. Minnesota Glory Hole" he was known for putting both the cock and balls in his mouth in a move he called "the fruit basket"

[RhinoinMN]

Most frequent visitor to said glory hole.

[disneyspy]

pushes his anus up to the glory hole

[led37zep]

Jumped in front of me faster than Rhino jumps in front of a glory hole opening

[disneyspy]

cant tip,hes hosp

[WampusCrandle]

is a gay sean connery

[led37zep]

Is actually Sean Cannery. Sean's equally talented nephew who opened a Cannery business.

[WampusCrandle]

is actually Sean Puffy Combs, distant second cousin who owns a chain of Puffy Combs hairdressers.

[cougarjake13]

is actually sean austin, the mayor of austin, texas

[led37zep]

Couldn't wait to post up a picture of J.T. Snow in the "Snow is coming" Thread.

[WampusCrandle]

wished that J.T. Snow would retire into his arms

[cougarjake13]

knows what the initials of J.T. in JT Snow stand for

[Jughead]

Knows good batch material when he sees it...:wink:

[midwestjeff]

Sold me a lemon.

[disneyspy]

is takin it to a party

[led37zep]

Stars in his own weekly lemon party in the .net chat room.

[WampusCrandle]

gets to eat the lemon after the part is over

[led37zep]

Is the only man to ever fist fight the snow.

[WampusCrandle]

his favorite grandmother is named snow

[led37zep]

Only man to log in to www.I.Jack.2.Sen.Olympia.Snowe.com

http://www1.cuny.edu/portal_ur/content/womens_leadership/exhibit/photos/olympia_snowe2.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

just tricked me into trying the site, and making me cry that it doesn't work

[disneyspy]

should wait til he gets to work and check out this new messageboard www.fullblownaids.com

[WampusCrandle]

didn't know it wasn't just for faggots anymore!

[disneyspy]

his pasey avie is just for faggots

[WampusCrandle]

his pasey avie is just for faggots

is oddly turned on by my avatar .....

[cougarjake13]

was dawsons creek's number one fan

[WampusCrandle]

loved Dawson's Creek until he drowned all those preppy cunts in the creek

[led37zep]

Will kill someone for a FRINGE Sig

[WampusCrandle]

is completely correct, and i will kill a child first to prove my point

[led37zep]

Should check the Sig Thread

(its a quickie, but Disney told me that was your M.O.)

[WampusCrandle]

made him thrilled with a new SIG!

[disneyspy]

found his thrill on twig and berry hill

[WampusCrandle]

found his thrill jamming twigs in his berry hole

[cougarjake13]

found his thrill effing beer bottles , jizzing in them and than inserting them in the ass for the coup de gras

[WampusCrandle]

his new favorite thread is the Ultimate Gay Movie thread

[disneyspy]

is posting like crazy in said thread

[WampusCrandle]

should know that i like the worst movies around, which happen to fill up that thread alone

[cougarjake13]

meant to say fill up his ass

[WampusCrandle]

eats beef jerky that makes his ass water

[led37zep]

Is on a strict diet of Ass Water and Jerky

[disneyspy]

is on the same diet,minus the water and jerky

[cougarjake13]

still roots for the cowboys and may be committed soon

[disneyspy]

doesn't like gary unmarried cuz he thinks the star post here as va jay jay

[cougarjake13]

should know i dont know either

[WampusCrandle]

just didn't know, like the rest of us

[disneyspy]

his favorite sayin is "dont ask dont tell"

[weekapaugjz]

hates the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thread.

[cougarjake13]

would love terrell owens on his team

[weekapaugjz]

should know id rather blow a dog.

[cougarjake13]

woulda blown a dog if it meant norwood makes the field goal

[disneyspy]

would love to blow a dog

[WampusCrandle]

wants to be luckier than a 3 arm, one eyed dog

[disneyspy]

thinks jersey rich means you spend all your money on everything but bills

[hammersavage]

should have walked toward the light.

[WampusCrandle]

followed the light, and it changed to red, and got in a 24 car pile up

[cougarjake13]

recently turned gay

[hammersavage]

Recently found out his boyfriend turned gay.

[disneyspy]

wasn't gay but got sucked into it

[cougarjake13]

has many sexual preferences

[WampusCrandle]

prefers that gay sex should be left between him and his boyfriend

[cougarjake13]

fell in love with a tommy lasorda, bobby knight threesome

[WampusCrandle]

would do anything for a Brady boy going through puberty

[led37zep]

would do anything for a Brady boy going through puberty
Coined the phrase "If they're bare down there, I need no underwear"


Also the reason he's not allowed in Utah anymore.

[cougarjake13]

is sad cause he lost out on warner and t.o.

[WampusCrandle]

would like to help me get back into Utah

[disneyspy]

picked his board name by using the anagram for"anal screw dump"

[cougarjake13]

took way too long and put too much thought in his last post

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> is still happy to be one of the four people who post in this thread

[WampusCrandle]

just became part of the most sacred PAYT, you're welcome!

[cougarjake13]

watches that werewolf movie with pacey at least twice a day

[WampusCrandle]

is a god damn liar, its three times a day!

[led37zep]

Has his own line of Dental Dams.