Person Above you Thread-Adding the I to the X pt 3

[led37zep]

Broke into the "Happy Dance" when this thread became the only "Person Above you thread"

[ahhdurr]

my bad ...

strangely knows my penis size.

(whoops... that was for cougarjake)

lives in and out of a big fat suitcase

[led37zep]

Wishes I knew his penis size.

[WampusCrandle]

is one of the reasons that PAYT PART 2 got locked up by mikeyboy

ps.....i HEART contra!

[cougarjake13]

strangely loves contra

[WampusCrandle]

is the main reason that the BEST PAYT is gone .... :glurps:

[cougarjake13]

is the co-reason

[led37zep]

Once got caught jacking to Phil Simms appearance on "As The World Turns"...but didn't stop...like a gentleman

[jauble]

Once got caught jacking to Phil Simms appearance on "As The World Turns"...but didn't stop...like a gentleman

provided a fresh towel for clean up, also like a gentleman.

[disneyspy]

thinks bein called gay is the best thing you can call him

[jauble]

throws hard punches out of no where, not that there is anything wrong with that

[led37zep]

Donkey Punches out of nowhere.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Wants The Person Below Me To Ask Me The Question That Everyone Wants Them To Ask.

[PapaBear]

Thinks I'm going to ask him a question.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

is hesitant to ask the question.

[disneyspy]

gave fez the trots

[WampusCrandle]

hot trots all over town

[disneyspy]

is the town cryer

[Aggie]

Actually thinks the Cowboys will make the playoffs.

[disneyspy]

makes me happy to have a stalker

[Aggie]

Can't escape me since he started that Cowboy thread.

[disneyspy]

is going to have a great avie soon

[Aggie]

is stalking katja according to westley...

[cougarjake13]

lives in enemy territory

[Aggie]

loves the Gmen as much as me

[WampusCrandle]

loves the Cmen as much as - DON'T YOU FUCKING GO THERE, GIRL FRIEND!

[cougarjake13]

aparently loves cmen or the english spelling semen

[Aggie]

has a shitload of posts! damn, i just noticed that!

[disneyspy]

is a closet TO fan

[cougarjake13]

hides in the closet with to

[Aggie]

knows that to is really a suicidal cry baby:glurps:

[cougarjake13]

knows that plax is a moron

[disneyspy]

knows that doesnt make him a bad person

[Contra]

Knwa all of Disney's secrets

[cougarjake13]

loves the giants going through misery

[WampusCrandle]

remembers his favorite date movie was Misery

[cougarjake13]

worshipped that movie like it was the bible

[Aggie]

is now cougarjake13+ because he's my new friend

[WampusCrandle]

is gonna have a play-date with cougarjake13

[jauble]

is gonna have a play-date with cougarjake13

is gonna have a play date with lil' wampus

[Aggie]

has a funny steve bartman sig

[cougarjake13]

has a half naked guy as her sig

[jauble]

has a half naked guy as her sig

has a half naked guy in his bed

[cougarjake13]

loves to quote the person above when he posts here in this thread

[jauble]

loves to quote the person above when he posts here in this thread

Its because I used to get scooped so much.

Keeps his gun in his waistline

[cougarjake13]

buys a new goat every year to sacrifice to the cub gods

[WampusCrandle]

is trying to take my "white" privilege away from me .... HOW DARE YOU!

[Aggie]

LOVES True Blood...I bet he went and saw "Twilight" too.

[cougarjake13]

thinks nascar is boring

[WampusCrandle]

is completely right

[cougarjake13]

wants to be a capt american pirate comedian

[WampusCrandle]

wants to be my assistant so i can fulfill this dream

[cougarjake13]

wants to be owl man in the upcoming watchmen movie

[disneyspy]

is starring in BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN 2

[cougarjake13]

would suck T.O.'s balls dry for .... well he'd just do it

[WampusCrandle]

is very crude.

[cougarjake13]

didnt read disneyspys post which prompted my post

[disneyspy]

drinks heavily from the cup of arrogance

[WampusCrandle]

filled cougarjake13 with crudeness.

[cougarjake13]

thinks disneyspy isnt really a spy

[disneyspy]

wants to stick a candle up his wampus

[cougarjake13]

must have hacked into commish13's diary and not mine

[WampusCrandle]

has angered me because he won't jam candles in my boy hole

[cougarjake13]

hasnt bought those plane tickets as he promised

[jauble]

hasnt bought those plane tickets as he promised

Is thinking "philly huh" as he still wipes most of the nfc off of his boots.

[cougarjake13]

hopes the bears dont disappoint him like the cubbies

[WampusCrandle]

will never know that you're my hero...

[disneyspy]

is callin in gay tomorrow

[cougarjake13]

is callin in hetero tommorrow

[WampusCrandle]

is calling in asexual tomorrow

[disneyspy]

thinks water is overrated

[WampusCrandle]

thinks beer is underrated

[cougarjake13]

drinks beer in his underwear

[RhinoinMN]

drinks beer in his underwear

25% of this thread
30% giants fan
45% confused sexualy

[cougarjake13]

100% spells incorrectly

[RhinoinMN]

Is wrong. Its only 14% of the time.

[cougarjake13]

worships the wrong kraemer

[jauble]

worships the wrong kraemer

Has no idea that I am in fact a colts fan.

[cougarjake13]

has spurned his hometown bears to be a front running colts fan

[jauble]

has spurned his hometown bears to be a front running colts fan

Doesnt know that Im from Indy.

[RhinoinMN]

Is a genius with Peanut Butter.

[Annie Waits]

Is a genius with Peanut Butter.

is winning on 3tb

[WampusCrandle]

is in florida right now

[led37zep]

Isn't Santa.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

has almost forgotten about this picture of Fez and Me on Thanksgiving Day 2008.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/Fezandsticker.jpg

[led37zep]

Can be personified by the following image...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a49/JaredMichalski/BeatingADeadHorse.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

hates not eating animals

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2852662944_29e5398a30.jpg?v=0

[cougarjake13]

rapes stuffed animals

[WampusCrandle]

stuffs raped animals

[cougarjake13]

animal rapes stuff

[disneyspy]

raps with his huge collection of stuffed animals(which he claims are his sisters')

[jauble]

raps with his huge collection of stuffed animals(which he claims are his sisters')

Knows that the dream is still alive.

[cougarjake13]

still thinks its 1995 and that the cowboys can win playoff games

[disneyspy]

gets midwesterners confused

[DiabloSammich]

is about to get his popcorn ready

[Gvac]

Has the most amazing sig pic I've ever seen.

[jauble]

Has the most amazing sig pic I've ever seen.

Is probably nude.

[Gvac]

Is probably nude.

Must have a hidden cam on me.

[disneyspy]

left his web cam on "by mistake"

[Gvac]

Has figured me out rather quickly. :wink:

[jauble]

Has figured me out rather quickly. :wink:

Does peyote before designing sig pics.

[cougarjake13]

does peyote just to get through cubs seasons

[WampusCrandle]

is the cub in Bear season ... with steve C.

[cougarjake13]

prefers vaginal blood in his bloody marys

[WampusCrandle]

prefers a miscarriage named Mary in his bloody mary

[disneyspy]

thinks its the roofies that tears his ass up

[WampusCrandle]

thinks its his roof that tears up his ass

[cougarjake13]

loves sex themed posts

[WampusCrandle]

loves sex posts

[jauble]

loves sex posts

Loves post sex crying.

[RhinoinMN]

Lives The Crying Game.

[jauble]

Lives The Crying Game.

Lives in Minnesota...

[Friday]

should check his mail in 2-3 days

[WampusCrandle]

has a great avatar

[jauble]

has a great avatar

Enjoys a good box.

[WampusCrandle]

enjoys a fishy smelling dumpster ... i mean box

[GvacMobile]

enjoys a fishy smelling dumpster ... i mean box

The last sane man in an insane world.

[WampusCrandle]

was raped by Count Chocula

[jauble]

was raped by Count Chocula

His board character is Count Chocula.

[cougarjake13]

was sodomized by boo berry

[jauble]

was sodomized by boo berry

Imediately blew boo berry afterwards.

[Gvac]

Imediately blew boo berry afterwards.

Should change his name to Fruit Brute.

[ToiletCrusher]

makes people cry

[Gvac]

makes people cry

Should stick to crushing toilets, not his pants.

[jauble]

Should stick to crushing toilets, not his pants.

Celebrated haloween by going pantsless with a mask on two wednsdays ago (I'm blaming dementia).

[ToiletCrusher]

Celebrated haloween by going pantsless with a mask on two wednsdays ago (I'm blaming dementia).


is going to wait another 100 years for a world series.

[jauble]

is going to wait another 100 years for a world series.

goes for the easy jab

[ToiletCrusher]

goes for the easy jab


tosses salads?

[WampusCrandle]

gave me their special "lumpy" ranch dressing

[led37zep]

is not a .net stereotype

[Leticia]

is not a .net stereotype

Pees in people's sinks.

[DiabloSammich]

has nocturnal emissions

[Gvac]

has nocturnal emissions

Has diurnal emissions

[cougarjake13]

emisses nocturnal urges

[WampusCrandle]

is the jack off fairy that causes nocturnal emissions

[cougarjake13]

jacks off to back hair

[WampusCrandle]

jacks off on a bed of hairy backs

[thejives]

Is actually in Florida. And is a fucking liar.

[jauble]

Is actually in Florida. And is a fucking liar.

Thinks that "queries" is the ubergay combination of queer and fairy.

[WampusCrandle]

knows all gay terminology

[disneyspy]

wrote the book "gay terminology for dummies"

[spadanko]

hates the Ravens running game

[disneyspy]

thinks runnin a batch is a game

[jauble]

thinks runnin a batch is a game

Just stumbled into early 90s internet technology.

[spadanko]

I hoping, if signed, Bobby Abreu won't be allergic to Ivy

[cougarjake13]

spadanks his chilly willy

[WampusCrandle]

used to touch chilly willy's of retarded eskimo children

[jauble]

used to touch chilly willy's of retarded eskimo children

Once had his chilly willy touched in an igloo.

[disneyspy]

his fondlelist memories are going to neverland ranch as a child

[jauble]

his fondlelist memories are going to neverland ranch as a child

raped the donald duck mascot

[disneyspy]

thinks minnie mouse is a midget version of mickey

[jauble]

thinks minnie mouse is a midget version of mickey

Thinks midgets are odd but has no problem believing in a six foot mouse created by an anti-semite

[WampusCrandle]

can never look at a duck bill without getting a raging-semi

[jauble]

can never look at a duck bill without getting a raging-semi

Once paid a "bill" in semi cab after saying its cold out here.

[universalspy]

lives by the hitch hikers book,even tho he drives

[disneyspy]

works at the gay park,just for the benifits

[WampusCrandle]

is a spy for the gayest park known to man

[jauble]

is a spy for the gayest park known to man

Lives in an area that always has a white christmas

[cougarjake13]

as long as he has his coke its always a white xmas at the jauble household

[disneyspy]

thinks a buccaneer is the price of corn

[cougarjake13]

thinks everythings fine in dallas

[led37zep]

Supports the minimum salary cap for Baseball....and no Jimmy hats for himself.

[cougarjake13]

supports the san fran giants combining franchises with oakland to become a super franchise

[led37zep]

understands thats the only way the giants will sign a player under 40

[cougarjake13]

is saddened by what his once proud franchise has become

[led37zep]

Claims to be 31 to honor his man crush on Piazza

[WampusCrandle]

just ruined my christmas .... thanks, thanks a lot.

[jauble]

just ruined my christmas .... thanks, thanks a lot.

Wears a small wreath as a cock ring, you know for the holiday.

[cougarjake13]

wishes he could wear a cock ring on his junk but alas its too small and the rings just slide off

[jauble]

wishes he could wear a cock ring on his junk but alas its too small and the rings just slide off

Refers to his mouth and asshole as cockrings.

[cougarjake13]

secretly loves what bartman did so he could hold onto his misery a lil longer

[WampusCrandle]

hopefully had a good Christmas ... unless he is of the Jewish persuasion

[disneyspy]

tried to persuade me to "cum" see conneticut

[WampusCrandle]

didn't take me up on my offer - how rude?

[cougarjake13]

made my christmas great when he snuck over and hid under the tree completely naked cept for the christmas bow

[disneyspy]

doesnt want to follow my lead and spend a new years day in the hillsborogh co. drunk tank

[cougarjake13]

is 100% correct

[RhinoinMN]

is 100% erect.

[cougarjake13]

60% of the time licks them clean and works every time

[led37zep]

Didn't ask for Genital Warts for Christmas but got them anyway.

[cougarjake13]

got a massive erection when he heard about the big unit

[led37zep]

is 14 years younger than the giants "new' pitcher

[WampusCrandle]

loves his women like his wine - aged 14 years

[jauble]

loves his women like his wine - aged 14 years

Likes his wine...



I am, without any facts calling you a drunk because you post here.

[cougarjake13]

prefers red lipstick

[WampusCrandle]

likes the dog's lipstick

[cougarjake13]

swallowed a few goat loads to ensure a cowboys loss

[WampusCrandle]

swallowed a few cowboy loads to ensure the return of his sexy goat

[disneyspy]

i'd say face but in your case,thats too mean

[led37zep]

Loves a few goat loads in his face.

[WampusCrandle]

described his perfect day

[cougarjake13]

his perfect day includes a 10 man gangbang ended with a bukake facial

[led37zep]

Wishes he could be all 10 of those men for wampus

[cougarjake13]

is watching his team lose right now

[thejives]

Is watching people watching sports

[WampusCrandle]

is watching people play yellow sports

[disneyspy]

his favorite sayin is "snatches need scratches"

[WampusCrandle]

loves scratched snatches and slashed gashes

[disneyspy]

is turnin into dr suess

[WampusCrandle]

dresses like dr. suess!

[thejives]

Dresses like Pam Grier

[RhinoinMN]

Doles out pleasant new years salutations.

[cougarjake13]

is hoping for a vikings victory this weekend

[WampusCrandle]

was the last person to post in this thread last year

[cougarjake13]

was the first person to post in this thread this year

[WampusCrandle]

is completely correct, and should now refer to this thread as the "WampusCrandle is just peachy-keen Appreciation Rape Awareness" Thread

[disneyspy]

thinks rape awareness is overated

[cougarjake13]

thinks the cowboys still have a shot at the playoffs

[disneyspy]

just sports raped my soul

[cougarjake13]

is sad cause aggie is back and remembered the bet

[WampusCrandle]

wished he was a mod

[disneyspy]

wishes he was a new mod sandwich

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

was once caught masturbating by his Mom.

[disneyspy]

thinks dancin in your sisters prom dress is masturbating

[cougarjake13]

hides in his sisters closet, masturbating

[WampusCrandle]

comes flying out of the closet for masturbation sessions with his sister ... or is it mother ... who knows

[cougarjake13]

must have me confused with commish13, my mom is dead and i dont have a sister

[WampusCrandle]

just made it really awkward - thanks.

[cougarjake13]

feels awkward

[disneyspy]

likes to walk into the ladies room "by mistake"

[lleeder]

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[disneyspy]

has become a gay music video spammer

[DiabloSammich]

Matt Millen Fan Card Holder #0005

[cougarjake13]

is bossanovas favorite

[DiabloSammich]

is Westley's favorite

[cougarjake13]

used to have a delicious avatar

[led37zep]

Used to have a delicious ass

[cougarjake13]

already has his san fran giants man ram jersey on order



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[WampusCrandle]

almost let this thread die ... for shame

[disneyspy]

is a thread killer

[DiabloSammich]

Second best DS on the board

[cougarjake13]

realizes i will never let this thread die

[WampusCrandle]

fooled me

[led37zep]

Has everyone fooled.

[cougarjake13]

got fooled by wampus when he tea bagged him

[WampusCrandle]

knows the definition of "fooling" is

[led37zep]

Lost his virginity to "Fool in the Rain"

[jauble]

Lost his virginity to "Fool in the Rain"

Became aroused the first time her heard Mega Maid from spaceballs switched from suck to blow.

[disneyspy]

fooled around and fell in love

[bleury]

fooled around and fell in love

Is a bitch of Aggies....so it seems.

[led37zep]

Blew a guy named Ury


Decided to make a board name honoring the moment.

[bleury]

Blew a guy named Ury


Decided to make a board name honoring the moment.

Decided to really force a bad joke.

[cougarjake13]

doesnt want anyone to know the real reason behind his name is b/c he likes to blow smurfs

[WampusCrandle]

could be reason for all homo-erotic boy rape ... or God did it

[DiabloSammich]

had more to do with the sudden passing of Estelle Getty than anyone realizes

[disneyspy]

lubes bea arther

[WampusCrandle]

described my summer job in high school

[cougarjake13]

let this thread get to the 2nd page

[WampusCrandle]

has a new avatar

[RhinoinMN]

Knows how to keep me warm.