RonFez.Net LOTD

[RAAMONE]

sometimes you guys make me laugh more than the show...

so if your find yourself LOLing post it here.

i'll throw this in that i just read...

I just imagine this guy in a labcoat with a clipboard smelling a row of vaginas.

[LaBoob]

I like this idea... and I have no idea where that quote came from but it made me laugh

[EliSnow]

I like this idea... and I have no idea where that quote came from but it made me laugh

I'm guessing the Vaginal Odor thread in Wierd Medicine.

[LaBoob]

I'm guessing the Vaginal Odor thread in Wierd Medicine.

oh yeah :lol::lol:

[A.J.]

Good thread idea. I'm moving this to the Lounge though because it has more than do with the board than the show.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cool idea

This wont help my ailing self esteem


my lines usually end up in participant of the day threads

[underdog]

I think there was another thread like this and the first funny quote was from me, so I really wish you had resurrected that thread.

[Bossanova]

cool idea

This wont help my ailing self esteem


my lines usually end up in participant of the day threads

Take a mental picture everyone. This is the last time you will see something being quoted from Hippo in this thread

[underdog]

Just because I don't get the opportunity doesn't mean I'm still not easy. Plus I try harder.

Women would rather have pussy cancer inside of them before you.

:lol:

[RAAMONE]

If there's a calender, I won't do full nude unless there's a lot of alcohol involved.

I'll spread my butt cheeks apart. I just wanted you to know that.

:lol:

[ahhdurr]

On the Chaisey Lain thread.

They should do an Intervention. But when she gets there its just a ridiculous gang bang.
http://www.tbatechnology.net/guardianangel/db/images/small/JeffVVonderen3.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

The rudest insult ever heard thread.

Your mother wears army boots?


You have shitty grammar skills.

fucking hilarious!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

Am I being "too cool for the room"?

absolutely no chance of that happening

:lol:

[RAAMONE]

seriously guys, its true. i am straight as an arrow. im not gonna play around with the gay jokes anymore.

:lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

words hurt... especially my own...:glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

hahaha

Jameson and Gold Bond!

it's called the 007


Pants wettingly funny.

[ChrisTheCop]

Oh good.
Another thread I can check hopefully each day,
only to be disappointed once again that I'm not mentioned.

I'm as funny as I am hot dammit!

Oh.....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this thread has made me realize that funny is none of my business

[RhinoinMN]

Take a mental picture everyone. This is the last time you will see something being quoted from Hippo in this thread

this thread has made me realize that funny is none of my business

You gave Boss a beautiful assist in this thread though.

[jauble]

from the woman tricked into sex thread

That story makes me wonder about a friend of mine who's been helping me apply Preparation H to my hemorrhoids...

[jonyrotn]

Who's cock do you have to suck to get into this thread?

[OGC]

Can my board character post here about my funny lines ?

It's the only way I'll ever get mentioned in this thread.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Who's cock do you have to suck to get into this thread?


mine , so get to work stortstuff

[Marc with a c]

mine , so get to work stortstuff

you stink

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you stink


wow, you would figure such a simple insult wouldn't hurt me

but it did

well played

[jauble]

you stink

Marc please, everyone knows that there shouldnt be a hippo quote in this thread.

[BlackSpider]

from the woman tricked into sex thread


Wow, I didn't think I'd ever get a post in this thread, thanks Jauble.

Who's cock do you have to suck to get into this thread?

Hey! :annoyed:

[Dougie Brootal]

not so much a line...but hysterical, nonetheless.
Myth Busted

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/esdsavage.jpg

:lol::clap::lol::clap:

[RAAMONE]

not so much a line...but hysterical, nonetheless.


:lol::clap::lol::clap:

he kinda looks like the guy from mythbusters

[biggestmexi]

he kinda looks like the guy from mythbusters

You joshin'?

[Dougie Brootal]

he kinda looks like the guy from mythbusters

sigh...:unsure:

[RhinoinMN]

he kinda looks like the guy from mythbusters

I don't see it at all.
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/meet/gallery/jamie_bio.jpg

[biggestmexi]

he kinda looks like the guy from mythbusters

http://pro.corbis.com/images/RF4472655.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B61E9FD20-A55D-41B9-9D11-B42AB99D9034%7D

[RAAMONE]

Wow!!! I did it... I'm soooo proud of myself! Now if I can finger out how to post an attachment... Any help out there?

Finger this out...

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/kid-middle-finger.jpg

Welcome to the board buddy!

:lol:

[A.J.]

From the 2008 Beijing Olympics thread in Games and Sports:

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lxcu0w.gif

http://i37.tinypic.com/2q0270w.gif

Also love the reaction by the "Jimmy Norton with Mikeyboy hair" in front of Phelp's mom.

[RhinoinMN]

Pantera was angry. You haven't done stupid things you later regret when you're angry? What was done is done.

It's not like he's been dealing with constant DDoS attacks since it happened.

So doing things when you are angry makes it OK?

Only if you can get away with it.

http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/daily/9510/10-03/oj_react.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[Misteriosa]

from the ron and fez listening thread...

ronnie asked: are your eyes open or closed during sex/kissing?

Kiss with eyes closed. Fuck with eyes open.

Smart man. Gotta watch out for the bouncer...

[ANC]

From the 2008 Beijing Olympics thread in Games and Sports:

Holy shit!!!! That's fucking hilarious! You just made my day..

[RAAMONE]

From the 2008 Beijing Olympics thread in Games and Sports:

god damnit dan hampton...line of the year

[BlackSpider]

I always hated the huge gay smileys that FBA had. I <3 ronfez.net.

Isn't there a huge gay smiley here, too?
l
l
l
V
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4120/fleasig1cu9.jpg

I liked this one, but I'm biased.
Any post insulting Flea makes me laugh...

[drjoek]

In the Lily needs a man thread


Let's add some perspective as to how creepy this thread is, shall we.

The guy who ALLEGEDLY got tossed out of his own birthday party for jerking off in the bathroom is the voice of reason.

[RhinoinMN]

In ANC's thread titled "I Can't Read"

....Books that is. Most people I know are regular readers and get into books. Quite honestly I can get into them. I think it's trauma from summer reading in school that turned me off to it. Once in a while I will read books of my interest like Kurt Cobain: Heavier Than Heaven, Jimi Hendrix Biography, John Lennon memoirs, and a few others. When I hear a reference to Jack Karouac, Bukowski or any well revered literary figure, I usually make this face:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/03/52/22845203.jpg

I guess I feel like everyone's a reader but me. Oh well, it don't make me a bad person... just sayin'.

Maybe your name should be FezNotWhatley.

Nice work Eli.

[Hottub]

Horsepants in the Fun In The Park thread

I forgot about Jon's frisbee.
That thing was sick! I gotta get me one of them.

it's called a yarmulke idiot.

:clap:

[jauble]

From the shelter

wtf you let me rest my head on your titties

http://a436.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_eda38a78a0b44f8c323915e93f473b23.jpg

Hey look, 5 boobs!

[drjoek]

winning an argument with my girlfriend

getting under the covers when its cold out

cooking something that everyones says is the best they've ever had

having diarrhea and finding a toilet a second before you shit your pants

when my dog sits on my chest and stares at me like i'm the greatest thing in the world

smell of burning leaves in the fall

cleaning out your ears

getting out of the hot tub into the cold pool then getting back into the hot tub

the moment when the air starts to smell like shit when you realize you are getting close to the beach on vacation

I don't know this cold pool character, is he a newcomer to the board? He sounds like a real goer..
:clap:

[Misteriosa]

from the "your printer is lying to you" thread

Printers of both the laser and inkjet variety are notorious not just for requiring expensive replacement cartridges but for trying to get you to replace them well before you need to. It's epidemic in the industry, to the point where class action lawsuits have filed against Epson and Hewlett-Packard over the trickery. (http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/103749/your-printer-is-lying-to-you/)

This is exactly why you'll find a Gregorian Monk in my storm cellar transcribing every single key stroke I make..
Their chants can be a little louder then your standard home printer but they fit well in a small space and the only maintenance they need is a fresh bathrobe and some wine.. :D

[Dougie Brootal]

i agree.


this has been point/same point featuring foodcourtdruide and east side doug!:tongue:

http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/doubles-tennis-team.jpg

:clap:

[ANC]

From the What Threads do you Associate People With? thread:

wow, i got top mention!:thumbup:

Ironic, with you being a bottom and all.

[Furtherman]

From today's listening thread...

Found this one too:

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/rude/1/finger.gif

Add a chick's startled asshole and you've got Niko's avatar.
CYA

[RhinoinMN]

In flea's guide to make a popular podcast thread.


Seriously. Knock it off. Has anyone ever responded favorably here when you do that? Get a blog.

or atleast write a guide on how to make one

:clap::clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

My guide to the ultimate threesome

By douggrasso

:glurps:

[EliSnow]

What's a Mormom?


Is this what you say to you mother when asking for a second helping?

Its what they say during sex in Florida.

:lol:

[Freakshow]

I thought he said David Cross. I thought that seemed like a strange combo.

http://mtsix.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tobias_funke.jpg

"I just blue Earl."
.

[Dougie Brootal]

i will give you 50 bucks if you hook her up with flea-man so he can post about how to score a girl

His clothing style is way too gay even for her.

BOOMSHAKALAKA!:laugh:

[jauble]

sigh...maybe all jeffs are just born funny

from the old HS cheerleader thread

What's grosser than gross?

When a cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.

What's grosser than that?

When they are all from 1993.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/oh-my-god-look-at-those-gas-prices-funny-motovatio.jpg

mojo does it again!:lol:

[Drunky McBetidont]

Originally Posted by DolaMight
Is this egghead talkin shit bout baby jesus?
:lol::lol::lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

is this C.C. DeVille from Poison?

about the pal talk retard in the studio with fez.:lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

It really depends on your intentions.
If you are seeking a relationship then her last name is important.
If you are just going to put her in a shallow grave
then it's better to know as little about her as possible.

:lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

I <3 Funkman's bad jokes! No apologies.

The more I think about this story the more confused I get. Do you know how easy it would be to get away from a drunk man?

You've obviously never gotten stuck in a conversation with Snoogans at a bar.

please I barely talk to you

You were just a name that popped into my head. Nothing personal. I could have replaced your name with a number of others to get a laugh.

I'm looking at you Randy.

:laugh:

[Friday]

In the Listening thread for Lilly's big goodbye:

Hey Lilly, try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

Well done, budday!

[ahhdurr]

Stugots Titties Thread:
this thread is just fine without pics

[sailor]

What I have now is ridiculously inadequate for a man of my stature.

i completely agree with you, love.

brava!

[sailor]

please dont look down on me
I did not get my haircut that I usually get before board events


more good news, I just picked up my Ranger Jersey from the cleaners

i can't not look down on him he's like 5'2
hahaha

[Freakshow]

Alright, whoever posted Too Early in the 'àóêöèîííàÿ öåíà äîñòèãëà 132.5 ðóá.' spam thread that was posted in the Listening Threads forum gets my .net LOTD.

[biggestmexi]

Alright, whoever posted Too Early in the 'àóêöèîííàÿ öåíà äîñòèãëà 132.5 ðóá.' spam thread that was posted in the Listening Threads forum gets my .net LOTD.

WTF!?

[RhinoinMN]

If you're going to complain about slipping standards, don't say "mediocrisy."
.

[Hottub]

From yesterdays listening thread.

I know you can find Packer bars in many parts of the country.



True. There's the Manhole, the Cockpit, the Blue Oyster Bar ....

Well played, sir.

[drjoek]

What's wrong with a hug and a cuddle? I don't need to be fisted.

there are others on this board who would disagree.... :bye:
:clap:

[ecobag2]

Hey, I am playing uno with my nephews.

I don't have a rod

..but Stugots does.

To MacVittie

I'm throwing in the Beanie cup too.

[drjoek]

In the Person above you thread
disneyspy 02:25 PM Yesterday

thinks jersey rich means you spend all your money on everything but bills

[Hottub]

Originally Posted by Hottub
Is it possible for this guy to be on the phone to 202 from 6 to 3, and still provide his customers with the service and piping-hot goodness they deserve?


Matt's a gigolo?

I had to take a knee on that one.

Well played, Faith.:clap:

[hammersavage]

This thread should be updated so much more than it is. We have some funny people around here.

[weekapaugjz]

This thread should be updated so much more than it is. We have some funny people around here.

too bad you're not one of them.

[underdog]

I think there was another thread like this and the first funny quote was from me, so I really wish you had resurrected that thread.

I just searched for an hour and finally found that fucking thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61312).

I think this one should be merged into that one, that way my post is on the front page and we can also remember Fat_Sunny.

[Hottub]

I just searched for an hour and finally found that fucking thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61312).

I think this one should be merged into that one, that way my post is on the front page and we can also remember Fat_Sunny.

I'll take it under advisement. Especially since I am in that thread.:laugh:

[Marc with a c]

I'll take it under advisement. Especially since I am in that thread.:laugh:

you posted in it.

[hammersavage]

too bad you're not one of them.

Oh I disagree.

[underdog]

I'll take it under advisement. Especially since I am in that thread.:laugh:

You were the first (and last) person to realize my genius.

[hammersavage]

Gotta give him credit, Mikey.


Gayest one yet by a mile, maybe that's ever existed. Nice hat, dick. What are you, a cat?

http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq57/hammersavage/Scan3.jpg?t=1236733464


that is just so wonderful

it's even better when you imagine it being the 14th floor.

[Marc with a c]

Gotta give him credit, Mikey.

what do you two have some sort of don't acknowledge marc's wonderfulness thing going on?

[hammersavage]

what do you two have some sort of don't acknowledge marc's wonderfulness thing going on?

Mike and the Mad Dog reference that I totally forgot that only my brother would get. I don't know why I wrote it quite frankly. But I do have it on good authority that Mikey thinks you are a hack.



Kids on a roll.

How is that better?

He survived.


i know, but i like to think that we almost got another tears in heaven out of the situation. at least he would've contributed something to this world.

[Slumbag]

From a spam thread, where some dude was fucking a chick in the ass.


HammerSavage
Somebody tell him she poops from there.

I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it's gold, Jerry. Gold.

[hammersavage]

From Frendosse:

äàþ âàì àõóåííûé ïîðíî-ñàéò ñ êó÷åé ïîðíî âèäåî



What a rapist's wit that guy had.

[hammersavage]

From a spam thread, where some dude was fucking a chick in the ass.


HammerSavage


I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it's gold, Jerry. Gold.

No ones ever gonna believe you now. Thanks for saving some of it.

[spoon]

No ones ever gonna believe you now. Thanks for saving some of it.

I was there and still don't believe it.

[weekapaugjz]

had my first wet dream in 30 years last nite,its not goin all that great

.

[undressa]

I would like a little credit for the time we were talking about a nikname for black earl and I came up with darkie McUseless


:clap:

[hammersavage]

Returning the favor cuz it made me chuckle.

In WampusCrandle's 'Should I Shave' thread from our beloved Slumbag:

http://j.bdbphotos.com/pictures/F/1L/F1N8T3U_large.jpg
Leave it alone.
Leave it alone.
C'mon.....leave it alone.
Seriously. Leave it alone.

[hammersavage]

This zinger made me laff and laff. About why its embarrassing to go to the movies alone.

I'm guessing the same reason your friend said about women going. Has to be because i really don't get how it's embarrassing or something to feel self conscious about.

I wonder what else they feel weird about, going grocery shopping alone because everyone is going to think you're a big fat fattie for needing all that food.

I :lol:ed.

[grlNIN]

I would just like to let everyone know that i acknowledge their humor and lol often however i am too lazy to fragment their posts and put them here.

Actually, i think i just found hammersavage a new job.

[hammersavage]

I just find myself laughing around here a lot lately. This thread should be bigger.

And I'll take this job and shove it.

[grlNIN]

And I'll take this job and shove it.






Somebody tell him she poops from there.


!

[hammersavage]

In the 'Meet the Fat Fuck Family' thread:

Can't work? Bullshit. They could totally sell cruises.








































j/k KHB

And he DIDN'T win the favorite moderator thread. You people all blow.

[EliSnow]

From today's listening thread:

Where's mafialife chris when we need him?


I think we need a XM 202 Unity Party!

Oh, I thought you meant he could use Don Rigo's to dry Fez's tears...

[ANC]

Fake Anthony from NJ? What's the world coming too?

Hey, at least Ronnie acknowledged him... probably gave him a fist bump.

sonofabitch!

well done sir..

[Dougie Brootal]

they should make a movie out of my dating/relationship life.

I thought they did.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/04/09/nyregion/09lounge.large2.jpg

:lol:

[Hottub]

Or you could move it to the wrestling forum, then no one will make bad jokes.

Or even read it.



:clap::clap:

[Furtherman]

From today's listening thread...

Originally Posted by disneyspy
speakin of tards,heeeeeeeeeeres david!

[RoseBlood]

From the Obama on Leno thread:

I'd love to know what went through his head after it came out of his mouth. I'm going to imagine it was "Oh shit."

Followed by "I'm such a retard".

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

from the Appreciation Thread Fatigue


DiabloSmmich


drjoek?




More like drjoecocksuckingmotherfuckingfaggotasskidtouchingc untfaceshitstainassholedicklickingballblowingpiece ofshitwannabedoctordidn'twanttodotwomoreyearsofcol legenovacainerapingunderagegirlswithfuckedupchompe rscummiestdidImentioncummiestdavewasrightyou'rethe worstposterinthehistoryoftheinternetandthatinclude srockvillejoe...

...k.

[hammersavage]

From the former news anchor George Weber death thread, these made me laugh.

Allen Sniffen says that the murder should have been MUCH more methodical, with more of an emphasis on personality and rhythmic hits.

I wonder if Mr. Bennington did a practice run on a less known radio host

Technically, he's a former everything now.

Good work people.

[ANC]

I used to work at a truck stop, once Ii had to kick a gay dude out of the parking lot because he was trying to sell his asshole for dollar bills.

takin your customers away?

:lol:

[hammersavage]

As per DS's request, from the 'Post like Someone Else Day' thread about topless_mike

No, but you come across as an old frustrated horndog.
I'm sure you're a very nice guy. You just seem to never miss an opportunity to add comments like:

Hot!
Useless without Pics.
:wub: :wub: :wub:
I'm getting hard.
You can turn my screws anytime.. etc etc

and don't get me started what you say to the female posters around here.


Score one for the ladies.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

As per DS's request, from the 'Post like Someone Else Day' thread about topless_mike




Score one for the ladies.


shouldn't this be paragraph of the day

[hammersavage]

You don't belong in here. This thread is not for you.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You don't belong in here. This thread is not for you.


people snort my lines of the day

[grlNIN]

people snort BC Powder after reading my lines of the day

Sounds about right.

[disneyspy]

people snort my lines of the day

thank you for provin hammers point

[hammersavage]

Sounds about right.

See, that line belongs here.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

See, that line belongs here.


I dont cater to comedy snobs, I read their garbage and dont comment


jokes at my expense can enhance the dullest of poster

[grlNIN]

I dont cater to comedy snobs, I read their garbage and dont comment




Do you ever stop talking about food?

[A.J.]

Do you ever stop talking about food?

Not even when he's chewing.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

u people sound like my wife, she calls me a food loser

it hurts and you hurt

[underdog]

u people sound like my wife, she calls me a food loser

it hurts and you hurt

We usually leave out the food part.

[EliSnow]

Do you ever stop talking about food?

Only when he's eating.

[grlNIN]

Only when he's eating.

Sigh.

Get off those conference calls, man.

[underdog]

Not even when he's chewing.

Only when he's eating.

MOD FIGHT!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

We usually leave out the food part.


good job with the lob, please look at my profile pic, so you are not in sticker shock when we meet

they way I talk about food i should weigh 380

[EliSnow]

Sigh.

Get off those conference calls, man.

It's been one of those weeks.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

places myself in the barrel , we are finally gettin some funny on the board

its been dull (minus 1000 Polls Night) for 2009

[sailor]

they way I talk about food i should weigh 380

you don't?

[topless_mike]

places myself in the barrel , we are finally gettin some funny on the board

its been dull (minus 1000 Polls Night) for 2009

i can find lots of funny on here every day.
sorry the funny perhaps isnt up to your level.

[Dougie Brootal]

i can find lots of funny on here every day.
sorry the funny perhaps isnt up to your level.

no wonder your wife wont put out.

[topless_mike]

no wonder your wife wont put out.

at least she doesnt throw shit at me.

[hammersavage]

In the 'What do you eat ice cream out of?' thread:

I eat it out of a deep sense of self-loathing.


That one hit me good.

[Don Stugots]

its true too.

I had a real gem with:

You're crazier than a shit house rat

[Dougie Brootal]

at least she doesnt throw shit at me.

ewwwww why would she?!? filthy pervert...

[hammersavage]

From the Judge Smails pregnancy thread:

dude, you don't pee on that side of the stick...





Congrats... I think...

Well there goes my erection. Thanks.

I mean if ya want something pissed on I'll mail ya my kids sheets

Nice one lady.

[Hottub]

Matty Fridays drills one into the bleachers!

Congrats!!

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5324/smailspreggo.jpg

[Hottub]

Katja with a line drive up the middle!

I think it might be a diaphragm... as it goes into the box

[hammersavage]

mikey with an absolute winner.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8161/51698scanmisc008.jpg

Apollo Creed called. He wants his trunks back.

[BlackSpider]

Underdog
From the "Still Horny? : Part II" thread.


well Aggie is obviously taking care of hers... all I have left is my trustworthy showerhead...
I think I feel a bit dirty now...



You must have the tallest vagina ever.

[Hottub]

Regarding auto correct on a phone.

It's usualy pretty accurate for me. Plus it has been learning my preferences.


I guess the worst was supposed to be

"Stop by for a cup of coffee"



Turned out

"I want to bang your mother"


Apparently it really does learn your preferences. :happy:

:clap:

[hammersavage]

HBox making me laff.

Anthony will be on The Hannity Show on Fox News sometime between 9 to 10 pm edt.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Fox's Hannity Show Website (http://www.foxnews.com/hannity/index.html)


It's gonna be weird for Hannity to have to play the Colmes part.

[disneyspy]

after some porn spam had been posted in the ron and fez show log thread rube posted
omg,OMG!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!

it got deleated but it was the funniest fuckin post ive read in a while

[hammersavage]

About Aggies eyes:

They just follow me around the room.

Kinda like you do to the girls at events?

[disneyspy]

from the ron vs anthony thread

anthony is so old every time he sees president obama on stage he tries to bid on him

anthony is so old that disneyspy can make an "anthony is so old" joke. :lol:

i hate when i get cut down and it makes me laff embarassin loud,well done fucker

[Drunky McBetidont]

from the ron vs anthony thread





i hate when i get cut down and it makes me laff embarassin loud,well done fucker

an over-the-hill bomb shelter is calling us

[ToiletCrusher]

JustJon in the Things Fez likes thread.


Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of Fez's favorite things



Oh wait, no, that was someone else...

[hammersavage]

After a new member introduced herself:

Beware of creeps

(sitcom entrance) Hello...

Really made me laugh.

[Freitag]

From the "Mother's Day Gift Thread"

I did a snapfish album for her for another reason....
Don't want to double up on the same gift.

Maybe a webcam, she has other grandkids now that aren't as close.

:)

You better give her a primer on Arab Jackers


Take note, Aggie.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fezident in the Bea Arthur Dead thread:


.... and then there's morgue.

[ANC]

From RhinoinMN's "I Want A New Tattoo" Thread:

Here you go.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8315/rhinotat.png

Is your wife getting a tattoo of Hawaii on her ass cheek?

:clap:

[hammersavage]

Ainge and Doc said 100%. But KG won't have surgery until after the playoffs, he still holds out hope.

I thought Doc said there was a 1% chance he would play.

And Ainge said something then grabbed his chest.


Heat attack=funny

[underdog]

Heat attack=funny

Heart attacks are funnier.

[weekapaugjz]

Heat attack=funny

i would say heart attacks are funnier.

[hammersavage]

I could go back and edit it, but you've done quote me. Can't wait til you slip up

[BlackSpider]

From the Scarlett Johansson Appreciation Thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2247098#post2247098)




The adult in me can't stop staring at her boobs.

But the little kid in me can't stop noticing that concealed zit on her forehead.

[underdog]

Did you see a vagina?

Yes. He just posted a break down of American Idol..

[drjoek]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3343/227/10/1542653461/n1542653461_260682_1746127.jpg



Who's the asian chick?

Brilliant:clap:

[BlackSpider]

Brilliant:clap:

I second. that was fucking brilliant.
You could've thrown Jersey Rich's original reply in for a hat-trick...

[Hottub]

I second. that was fucking brilliant.
You could've thrown Jersey Rich's original reply in for a hat-trick...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb19/youdumbcat/EpicFail02.jpg

[~Katja~]

I second. that was fucking brilliant.
You could've thrown Jersey Rich's original reply in for a hat-trick...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb19/youdumbcat/EpicFail02.jpg

ouch... it was

[drjoek]

In Casey Elans short hair thread


This thread is not at all what I thought it was about.

[jennysmurf]

I nominate Razorboy for starting the drjoek pile-on in the dog's penis thread. Brilliant!:clap:

[Gvac]

In fezfez's Nuggets Vs. WWE thread -

And try a poll next time Fezfez.

Ron has been saying that for years.

[Hottub]

HI HOOOO!!!

when your dog shows you his penis does he ask for suction?


cuz that might not be a dog,i'm thinkin that might be dr joe k

[RhinoinMN]

True dat!

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1236

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen - I ask you - who would you rather have leading you?

Depends on where they are leading us. If it's down the yellow brick road I'll take the guy on the right!


This was a few days back, but dino deserves major props on this one.

[BlackSpider]

This was a few days back, but dino deserves major props on this one.

Anti-semite...

[RhinoinMN]

Anti-semite...


doesn't make him bad person.

[Hottub]

underdog;2266410]:down:

I was excited to meet you, but then I realized I was talking to Randy.

Well done mystery poster.:laugh:

[hammersavage]

You had me at queef, Sue.

Thank you. You're the bee's queefs! :wub:

[Slumbag]

From the Cancelled thread.

If you raped your kid, and they turned around and loved you for it...

wouldn't you question their judgment?

That's a plot to a hentai movie, I just know it!

[topless_mike]

from the "dear stan" thread...

Stan,

Your day consists of sleepin, eating, shittin and workin the titty.



Life is GOOD.


fucking gold.

[BlackSpider]

From the shelter (about a bad date)...


Sorry it didn't work out budday. Any other prospects?

no, none!

this was my last chance at happiness and now its gone!




Foster's been killing me lately...

[~Katja~]

From the shelter (about a bad date)...









Foster's been killing me lately...

he totally rocks!

[Furtherman]

From the big breasted tennis chick thread...


Oh fine. Whatever makes her feel comfortable in her skin. That's what sexy is anyway.

You really do have a vagina. A Virgin with a Vagina.. I'm surprised you're not more popular.

[RoseBlood]

From the big breasted tennis chick thread...

and i thought that was an inside joke, cept he's not laughing.. :unsure:

[hammersavage]

Now it be an outside joke.

[EliSnow]

and i thought that was an inside joke, cept he's not laughing.. :unsure:

It's hard for a man to laugh after getting hammersavaged.

[drjoek]

Why is everyone calling out the posters for being negative ?
When the first thing you see when you get here (for the last month)
on the front page of the site, is a picture calling out one of the shows hosts as being a Rat...


That to me seems a little negative...

It is about time for a new front page, but i don't have anything new to put up.

Chuckwagon has a pic...

:clap:

[BlackSpider]

:clap:

Thanks budday.
I liked it better when you put it in the other thread...
I'd love to get a "Ron's line of the day"...

[hammersavage]

I can't let that happen

[BlackSpider]

I gotta give Biozombie one.
Poo humor always works...




ALWAYS...



I never got my fucking brownies

That prick hammer put peanuts in mine I could have croaked

that wasn't a brownie.

[RoseBlood]

Probably not LOTD material, but worth repeating.

I LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:

You have one post to justify me not abusing my mod powers and merging this thread with the hot chick pic thread.

Shrink your sig's resolution before I murder you.

Can someone make me one that has another Fez posted completely over Chuck?

[grlNIN]

Originally Posted by TheMojoPin View Post
Shrink your sig's resolution before I murder you.

That made me lol, too.

[hammersavage]

This made me laugh really hard.

Does Conan have that talking dog on the new show, the one that poops on things?

Yes, Andy Richter is back.

[drjoek]

"We're gonna need a better bit"
http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/3c3a9ef3d854cc20
.

[drjoek]

Have you seen it? Already looks like a man, but with tits like Hippo's.

:thumbup:

[hammersavage]

Aggie made me laugh hard.


Regarding Katja's shower head:

I still don't understand why you call me that...

She meant water head.

[weekapaugjz]

fuck you

This.

[Furtherman]

Why do guys come from behind and slap a girl's ass for the heck of it? It stings.

because we can't stab you


This cracked me up this morning.

[disneyspy]

it is just Libel not slander. But there is debate among jurists if the internet counts as publication or more written word dialogue and on-going conversations

Thanks, Katja

i cant quit giggling

[hammersavage]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r223/ronfeznet/jersey/jersey008.jpg

Just sayin'.

I thought Snoogans didn't go to the party?

Someone sees you, underdog

[drjoek]

In biggirls ornery thread
Maybe GirlNin will post something in this thread to cheer you up...

Brilliant

[Hottub]

Sammich knocked this one oot of the park!:clap:

you might fit in here.

You're pointing to your asshole again, aren't you?

[disneyspy]

oh you fuck,i was just about to post that here,it was a fuckin great post

[hammersavage]

underdog made my fucking keel over with a line in that thread. but now its locked and I can't quote it. so HA.

but the aggie line murdered me.

[Marc with a c]

the 'aggie is a drunk' and 'sailor is a douchebag' posts were the best of yesterday.

[hammersavage]

the 'aggie is a drunk' and 'sailor is a douchebag' posts were the best of yesterday.

funny cuz theyre true

[Furtherman]

Whatever happened to Joe The Plumber?

He has a gym membership and he learns all his news there.


Well done.

[Gvac]

Hottub's steak looked like something from Shoneys

Phenomenal.

[PapaBear]

dave talks because he has a good point of view about things and he knows what he's talking about.:lol::laugh:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Has anybody quoted me yet? :glurps:

[PapaBear]

Has anybody quoted me yet? :glurps:
I have no idea. I don't read the thread. I just hit Ctrl F and search for PapaBear. Not a one.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I have no idea. I don't read the thread. I just hit Ctrl F and search for PapaBear. Not a one.

I just quoted you, scratch my back scratch yours type o' scenario.

[Dougie Brootal]

fags.

[PapaBear]

fags.
Ok. I'll scratch your back, too.

[RhinoinMN]

So whats everyone going to dress up as for Halloween?

Gvacs finger

http://collateraldamage.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/sausage.jpg

So true!

[biggestmexi]

So true!

oh thank you.

[disneyspy]

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night... He checks his closet for Dan Laroe.

gigglemania

[drjoek]

In my unpopular haircut thread


Haircut is done
It looked like the opening scene to Full Metal Jacket

I wish it looked like the end of the first half.

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[drjoek]

In Fred vs Dave Thread

come on guys. fred never asked for this.

[razorboy]

I probably posted something funny today.

[drjoek]

I probably posted something funny today.



They stay well hidden.

[razorboy]

They stay well hidden.

What do you mean by "they"?

[drjoek]

turn the paige chris.

Second one today

[strawberrypop]

jesus chips are called the eucharist.

blasphemers.

Make that three.

[RhinoinMN]

who would call in sick to a radio show?


You should have considered it


Nice job, Sally.

[IMSlacker]

now we know where chris got the idea to start a game where people get whacked

This will be tough to top.

[hammersavage]

the entire best sport for fat people thread

[jennysmurf]

Jauble's guess as to what JerseyRich's birthday tattoo was going to be....

Originally Posted by jauble
Permanent vest?

Perfection.:thumbup:

[EliSnow]

I have to give GJ some credit. It was an obvious reply, but even so, done perfectly. From the Family Feud thread.

I feel like a team with Marc and I on it couldn't lose at most anything.

Except heterosexuality.

[RhinoinMN]

:laugh: Swishy Eli !!!

Effeminate Eli.

EliMo

Nicely played.

[RhinoinMN]

As posted on my facebook earlier today:

http://www.spreadtheiris.com/STI/mirror.gif

Here's his facebook page if you want to "help him out".

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1350934546&ref=nf

He can just use this as his wallpaper.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2hyl85t.jpg



Home run, Fallon!

[BlackSpider]

Home run, Fallon!

I agree.
Nicely done.
Extra points to Fallon or finding that gem...

[weekapaugjz]

By the way, hammersavage was just made a moderator.

This board just got way lamer.

ha!

[JerseyRich]

maybe if you weren't such an asshole your father's computer would be ok.

:smile:

[August_West]

Misteriosa 01:25 PM Today who is on the twitter team again?[Rep] [!!]

mikeyboy 01:26 PM Today Only Jon has been announced.[Rep] [!!]

disneyspy 01:27 PM Today wouldnt that be just jon?

[hammersavage]

In the 'I took a Viagra tonight' thread:

You're already campaigning for the next creepy tourney.

coming in May '10

With a sharp increase of ejaculate.


awesome

[Misteriosa]

i heart you mikeyboy!

from the post purgatory, before it was locked.

Originally posted by mikeyboy

Pepper Mojo with enough infractions to keep him from posting. Then sweep the leg.

[biggestmexi]

Wow, its a text longcat.


through my experiences i found this rather funny

[Hottub]

April 08 to April 09 I was on 52 flights, that should give you some hint about the unconventional nature of my job


coke mule?


Fucking brilliant.

[disneyspy]

from the SAILOR DOESNT SUCK thread

This may be the worst thread in the history of RonFez.net.

I'll tell MPW the bad news.

[iSpider]

From the biggest cruise ship thread...


...a floating target, I say...

For what?




Old people.

[GregoryJoseph]

I shaved the beard tonight.

She didn't mind...?

Bravo.

[Kevin]

Bravo.

You are pretty quiet in the World Series thread these couple games Gregory.

[iSpider]

...PS: The instant stuff you make in 2 minutes isn't oatmeal, by the way, it's goat vomit sealed in a baggie, warmed with some water.

Yep.

But, according to the doctor, it's "better than nothing".

This line got me...

Your doctor is in the pocket of big oatmeal.

[RhinoinMN]

Fuck twitter.


Pure genius.

[RhinoinMN]

In reference to hammersavage.


But he's like 9 feet tall.

With a haircut that you can set your watch to.



That schmizzbo is a hoot!

[RhinoinMN]

Can't do it.

I have to remain sober!

There is a doings transpiring at my house which involves my sister, her fiance, and my niece.

Is it your intervention?

That made me howl!

[Hottub]

yes. i was a teenager myself. i didnt dress like a girl. i wore jeans, t shirts, and sweatshirts.

Yeah but you also sucked off boys, so I wouldn't use you as a barometer.

Charlie shoots...

He SCORES!!!:thumbup:

[sailor]

im a nobody

so Mikeyboy likes me

hahahaha!

[disneyspy]

i will never do this to myself again but its better than most posts in here

from todays listening thread

you do that you fat fag

Hey, I am svelte, Mr. Ball-dangles.

holy fuck i barked when i read this

[hammersavage]

Boy oh boy, I feel retarded about how I was when I was younger on this site and that was like five years ago, I can't imagine the douche chills from you guys from '01.:laugh:

Its like listening to the AAF tapes.

thanks jaub

[Mitch&Murray]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif


Is anyone else watching that clip over and over again like the Zapruder film? Is that The Situation on the far right? Check out the douche in the back sipping his drink.

Back and to the left.


:clap:

[disneyspy]

from the jersey shore thread

i have the same hat as snickers.

i hope it gets removed the same way



queer

awesome,simply awesome

[RhinoinMN]

The carpet's his mom's, so I'm not putting that one on him.


Seriously, a 35 year old man with such an enormous mass of Star Wars shit and useless Lego crap that he needs a storage space and is not doing it because it's for sale is facing some bigger problems than being an admin of this place. Move on Jon, and work on the rectifying the rest of your sadness.

.

[BlackSpider]

Yeah, I question this too. Is that some peer pressure hack tactic, that you're a bad person if you post here?

The biggest thing that most of us have said, time and time again, that if you don't like it here, you're more than free to post elsewhere. And instead of taking us up on the offer or the admins banning people who started shit (which I guarantee would happen on ANY OTHER FUCKING BOARD, satellite radio related or not - many people got an amazing amount of leeway here) the complaints and shit stirring got to a point where it dragged the quality of the board down.

The people who were most vocal about the Rf.net christmas party sucking were people who weren't even there. That should tell you something.

Anyway.

Enjoy your new board. Thank you for finally taking my recommendation....

[jennysmurf]

In response to this list:

Al Dukes, Sheepy, Gvac, and Marc with a c

Mitch&Murray comes up with this gem....

Name three gays and a monchichi?

:laugh:

[Mitch&Murray]

In response to Snoogans ketchup potato chips

or ipecac?


Brilliant.

[EliSnow]

From the Listening Thread today:

where did George Jefferson get the money to open his first dry cleaning store?

He borrowed $2,000 from Fez!

[disneyspy]

from the listening thread after shirley phelps roper called in a song and did a parody of fiddler on the roof

Hmmm, this one needs some more rehearsal. Sounds like Earl's debut of "Jet Fans".

God fans, God Fans...
What do you say,
You gotta hold a sign
that puts down gays

[EliSnow]

N/M

[jennysmurf]

In the lunch thread:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoogans
general tso's, pork fried rice, white rice, egg roll

Underdog:
Home cooking?

[Mitch&Murray]

Tenbats thread asking if he should take parenting classes

You should sign up for "Human 101" 1st.

Post of the Decade

[Chigworthy]

This one went unlauded in the Sports injury thread:



A professional skier chick gets hit in the pussy by one of those stupid flags and she screams in agony.

Was her name Cunny Bono?

[weekapaugjz]

in regards to the stupid canadian opening ceremony

they should hang chris benoit from one of those wires

[hammersavage]

from the Opening Ceremonies thread:

they should hang chris benoit from one of those wires

buck up, chump. you still got it.