RonFez.Net LOTD

[weekapaugjz]

from the Opening Ceremonies thread:



buck up, chump. you still got it.

fuck you faggot!

[hammersavage]

eww. double credit. eh, he needs it.


but where's my devil went up to Saskatchewan line?

[Snoogans]

eww. double credit. eh, he needs it.


but where's my devil went up to Saskatchewan line?

that was today. i got in before midnight and beat you. You got 22 minutes to not be a douche

[weekapaugjz]

eww. double credit. eh, he needs it.


but where's my devil went up to Saskatchewan line?

in the shitter.

[Snoogans]

maybe if you had made a joke about charlie daniels eating pills you woulda won.

suicide is funnier

[hammersavage]

21 minutes

[Fallon]

This thread is getting good!

Shit, Rick Tocchet just lost Gretzkys torch in a bet.

Apparently he had Nodar Kumaritashvili to win gold.

what do you mean lost, he got a metal didnt he?

[Snoogans]

i shoulda said "yea sucks he only got the silver metal" now that I think about it, but still thats pretty fuckin good

[disneyspy]

shanefromga captions this from the camel toe thread

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i think i skated thru dog shit....

[Chigworthy]

From some gay political thread:

Well, my asshole has been stimulated. Not much else.

Thank you, Mr. President.

I'm pretty sure that a handshake is still the customary greeting when meeting the President. Don't tell me you fell for the "change" bit again.

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread when the discussion of being a dick or an asshole

Where does "jerkoff" fit in with all this?

Some where between asking for the date and the door bell ringing:smile:

[midwestjeff]

You'd have more luck finding crack than soap.

:lol:

[Hottub]

Are These Bears Playing Hockey?

They aren't very good at it.

Big deal. We've got Bears in Chicago who aren't very good at football.

:clap::clap:

[EliSnow]

It's a day or two late, but d-spy has to be recognized.

I agree, who's asshole is so deep that it traps moisture like a sinkhole?

Someone who get's their ass plowed until their ears ring.

no wonder hottub thinks people are always calling his home phone

:clap:

[Mitch&Murray]

ok popeye,go eat your spinach now

:LOL:

[Hottub]

From Lindsey Lohan's Facial Evolution thread.

i thought the thread title was her latest movie. :(

[Jughead]

:LOL:

:smile: Sorry messed up....Think of it...

[PapaBear]

http://www.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Marvin-the-Paranoid-Android.jpg


Have a Happy
:thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

Quote:
Originally Posted by disneyspy
super bad

What is...how you feel everytime you pass a mirror?

Baby Dew Year knocked it out of the park! :clap:

[Mitch&Murray]

Even browsers know Matty is an asshole.

:laugh:

[Hottub]

Well done, Sir.

I wish Mikey D would call in and yell at Fez that he never cut him one ounce of cake.

[Chigworthy]

From the ultra-gay Ground Zero Mosque thread:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_GeOtqkH6Zn4/SW63zuoYddI/AAAAAAAACmo/4e9sxeUL17c/s800/chrysler_cordoba_t1dc.jpg

With it's soft Qur'rantian leather

[sailor]

Yeah, I thought that was hilarious.

[underdog]

Yeah, I thought that was hilarious.

I definitely agree. I literally laughed out loud.

[torker]

fuckin douche spelled Quar'athian wrong
:wallbash:
dummy

[A.J.]

fuckin douche spelled Quar'athian wrong
:wallbash:
dummy

Shiite happens.

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread

I will not allow the fresh balls commercial to play when my wife is in the room. I can't wait for that disgusting thing to be gone.

Um not sure which one you are talking about being gone?

[Chigworthy]

from todays listening thread

You sonovabitch!

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread

don needs to hypnotise the audience to make us think that was a good segment

No one is that good a hypnotist

[jennysmurf]

Midwestjeff in response to Dude! wanting the show to be cancelled...

"I heard the only way to truly quit listening is to cram dicks in your ears.

Pretty sure that makes you gay."

Brilliant!:clap:

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread

Would be funny for a gay to call and complain about Fez ranting about the Chelsea boys.

So what are you waiting for?


See what I did there?

[disneyspy]

jennysmurf touches em all in the random questions thread

Mission accomplished.

Thank you.

i bet thats the same thing you say when you finish sex

Nah, you don't generally thank a rape victim.:wink:

[Baby DEW Year]

From the 12-21 listening thread. Made me happy:thumbup:!

diz, how'd you get a pic of me?

i googled fat drunk and stupid

[Baby DEW Year]

Is Hicks gonna cry today?:glurps:

Only if he's outta smokes.


From the 1/6 listening thread!:clap:

[disneyspy]

in todays listening thread when the talk was about the arizona congresswoman that got shot


Grand Theft Auto 4 - made me think it is OK to shoot and run over people. I cant differentiate between reality and fantasy.

I've jumped on every single turtle and mushroom I've seen since 1985.

Damn you Mario, damn you.

[Furtherman]

From today's listening thread...

i fee like shit

you spell like shit too!

[Crispy123]

Words of advice from Kris10 in the Superbowl thread:

Everyone knows anal rape trumps pussy rape.

[Philly Franko]

wonder if Fez is spending all weekend trying to write Zito out of the Sitcom...

[Philly Franko]

I heard that you get a Ronfez.net T shirt when you get to 300 posts or more....Yah Buddays...I need XXL cause they make shirts smaller now...just sayin....

[Chigworthy]

You forfeit the shirt automatically when you abuse the LOTD thread.

[jennysmurf]

You forfeit the shirt automatically when you abuse the LOTD thread.

Way to keep 'em honest, Chigworthy.:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread


is Fez on the phone?

No, the person on the phone is talking.

cruel but funny

[Gutter]

^^^^^ sweet, i got an assist. haha

[spoon]

from todays listening thread






cruel but funny

Code red!

The old man is wandering again. Get him back to his listening thread stat! Does he have his med alert bracelet on? Someone make sure he doesn't get out of the home bc he's so demented it would be very dangerous with these temps.

[foodcourtdruide]

Best day ever!!!!

[sailor]

Code red!

The old man is wandering again. Get him back to his listening thread stat! Does he have his med alert bracelet on? Someone make sure he doesn't get out of the home bc he's so demented it would be very dangerous with these temps.


He could get skunky.

[spoon]

He could get skunky.

:lol:

[Crispy123]

From some gay Zito thread. I know it is early but lock it up!

fuck all of you Fez hating fags!!!! if you hate Fez, you are fag

This thread has gotten off track. I think regardless of everyone's feelings on Fez we can all agree that Zito is an Asshole.

and a fag

This made me LOL

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread when shitty new music was being played

Playing this stuff is actually really good for the show, because now we know how Fez feels when he hears music.

[jonyrotn]

Who's dick do you have to suck to get mentioned in this thread?

Fuck DotNet politics, I'm going Ross Perot up in piece..
I'm gonna start puting my own posts up in this thread, funny or not..
As a matter of fact, this is the only thread I'm gonna post in from now on..
Peer recognition and affirmation is important but since I have no peers here I'll do it by my damn self...

ATTA BOY JONYROTN!!
You're so funny..I love putting your posts up in this thread because if anyone at dotnet deserves it, it's you because all your post are great, even though they're giant run-on sentences, but that doesn't matter to us because you make us belly laugh all the time..Just to make sure you understand how much we love you and your posts we want to thank you again Jonyrotn, you're pretty damn awesome plus you make all our lives sooooo much better, we were gonna keep it a secret but you're so great we're just gonna go ahead and tell you, the truth is we are probably gonna start paying you a generous salary because we think you're a breath of fresh air and you deserve it..Please accept our love, our money and a garbage bag full of scratch off lottery tickets also it's important for us to know that you know we consider you a good soul and we would all appreciate it very much if you would consider having sex with all our sisters, as soon as possible..And keep 'em comin' you genius you..




Jk btw, I just wanted to see my name up in the trophy room, even if it's just once.. ;-)

[disneyspy]

AJ goes deep in today's listening thread

get poor fezzy a glass of water please :o

Half glass.

[disneyspy]

from Whitey Bulger.... CAUGHT!!!


Whitey Bulger? Wasn't this all over the news LAST week?

http://www.trashness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/anthony-weiner-lewd-photo.jpg

[Chigworthy]

disneyspy gets out of a sticky situation in the Mythbusters thread:


I want to test the myth of what happens when I shoot cum from my cock as she shoots milk from her tits, and the two streams collide in midair.


We will definitely need the high-speed camera.

aren't you a chick?

Preposterous.

myth busted

[Chigworthy]

disneyspy charms keithy's cobra in the Indian Food thread:

I've never had Indian food.
Am I missing out?

it's wonderful. we have it once or twice a week.

What should I get when I finally get some?

a rubber

[disneyspy]

manning drops a truth bomb in todays listening thread

Hats off to Ronnie B - with no prep he can have a great interview with anyone!

Agreed. Well, barring one Pinellas Park native ....

[Furtherman]

From today's listening thread....

Norton had a great tweet about ol Sherwood.

JimNorton Jim Norton
Sherwood Schwartz, creator of Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island has died. Tests are indicating it was due to a comedic integrity deficiency.



Says the guy who took a check for Furry Vengence.

[spoon]

nah, this is better.


Here's what I don't get about the Jeter butt-hurt.

1) Most people say with Jeter's current stats, he didn't deserve to be an All-Star.

2) Most of the people who voted Jeter in are Yankee fans, and probably see him play every day anyway.

3) The argument that he should show up to tip his cap to the fans in attendance - All of the Yankees who were introduced last night were solidly booed, I would say even more so than the Dodgers and the Giants who are the D-Backs main rivals. So you wanted Jeter, who is still recovering from an injury, to spend 9 hours in a plane just to get booed on National TV? Never mind the fact that Jeter probably wouldn't really like going back to the site of his biggest professional disappointment if there was nothing in it for him.

It just doesn't make any sense to me. If he plays, he doesn't deserve to be there. But he doesn't go, and people shit bricks.

And for what it's worth, Minka has a 13-episode commitment for Charlie's Angels in the fall, so she'll still be working even when he's off.

9 hours in a plane to arizona? Who the fuck is flying him, the wright brothers?

:lol:

[disneyspy]

gutter made me take a knee in the fallon retires thread



fallon was the best mod ever...
he worked with a deft hand
quietly, unobtrusively and wisely

too bad spoon
threw him under the bus

was this supposed to rhyme?

take care Fallon...

he just posts like the wheel chair kid from Malcolm in the Middle speaks.

[PapaBear]

Smails wins! And it only took him 7 minutes.
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[spoon]

i really did fucking crack up on that one!

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread when the talk was about animals attack and fez's newest cartoon



See, the thing with the bear is......its not....its not like the penguin where its only cool if its got friends around......the bear is really a stand alone......a stand alone animal.

[Gutter]

thanx Diz. only took me 4,750 posts, but I finally made it. a shinning moment for any dot netter. truly an honor.

[spoon]

thanx Diz. only took me 4,750 posts, but I finally made it. a shinning moment for any dot netter. truly an honor.

A nomination for spy is like getting a humanitarian award from Hitler.

[Furtherman]

From today's listening thread...

No, the soul of the game is to guess something about Misti. If there's some new game where we guess a guy whom Misti doesn't know that gets her downstairs all tropical, that's a game I'm just not brave enough to play.

C-Bob refers to that type of moisture as "relative humidity":laugh:

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread


Just for the record:
I am going to my hunting lodge after work today for 4 days. Gonna work on getting all of my tree stands and hunting blinds/shacks ready for the upcoming hunting season. The weather is turning colder this weekend and I will have a giant fire going, all of the college football games and copias amounts of liquor and wacky weed.

My cousin had a dozer delivered so we can do some maintenance on access roads etc - and I am looking forward to playing in the dirt.

Hope you all are having a great weekend too!

Well I hope those strangers you set that road trap for actually do squeel like a piggy when you tell them to.

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread when the talk was of fez's thanksgiving meal that he brought into the studio


Pink turkey meat can't be good... :flush:

Tom disagrees.

http://nutsackmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/turkey-sex-2.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Spoon's got the sweet blood...

wow I have to piss

too much candy?

diabeetus

:laugh:

[spoon]

Spoon's got the sweet blood...





:laugh:

that was the point

[jennysmurf]

that was the point

It's funny cause it's true!

[spoon]

It's funny cause it's true!

I am ronfez.net's sweetest poster!

[spoon]

it has been said

[spoon]

definitely a better mod quote of the past compared to this new pb/ds/keithy regime of shit storm mess of triple quotes

purely pathetic, like keithy's blog


:ohmy:

[PapaBear]

definitely a better mod quote of the past compared to this new pb/ds/keithy regime of shit storm mess of triple quotes

purely pathetic, like keithy's blog


:ohmy:
I haven't touched your mod quotes.

[spoon]

I haven't touched your mod quotes.

just as bad if not worse

You're the Paterno of Mods! just look the other way asshole! :devil2:

[PapaBear]

just as bad if not worse

You're the Paterno of Mods! just look the other way asshole! :devil2:
Oh, yeah? Take a look at MY new mod quote!

[spoon]

Oh, yeah? Take a look at MY new mod quote!

mod voyeur prick!

I'll show you how it works to stand up and be heard!

[Misteriosa]

From today's listening thread

ron - blowhard would kill himself if this was a movie

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dW7KCgjPWjU/Tsmp8cgiIUI/AAAAAAAAAFw/cbLecC4q6S8/s400/statler_and_waldorf.jpg

TOO BAD THIS ISNT A MOVIE!!

oh wow. a photo of spy and his friend :happy:

Don't jump to conclusions. Sometimes when a fella's got his hand up an old man's arse, friendship isn't part of the equation.

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread


I was almost traumatized as a 11 year old when I ran into a tree on my home made go cart. I smashed my balls on the cross bar and they swelled up and turned 3 shades of blue. I had to tell my Mom because the pain was so bad and she had to get my Step Dad to look at them, and then to the doctor.

I was so embarrassed because my blue balls were on display for everybody.
I can see how Fez getting his ass hosed out could have such an effect...

And it cost your parents 2 chickens and a dozen eggs to see the doctor!

[disneyspy]

from the christmas party thread

Hey Keithy I'm just driving into Newark and hopping on the train. Need a lift? I basically live down the street from you.

seems safe for a young lad.

[ozzie]

Too good to get buried in a locked old listening thread:


What movie is he pushing, I missed it.

Don't Go In The Woods.

Why not?

They're spoiled!

:clap:


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[Chigworthy]

Crispy brightens my mucousey day with this gem from the "Fuck You Apple" thread:

I have 2 fetishes, asians and applesauce. This thread is a real let down. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=84170&page=5)

[IamFogHat]

Obviously you haven't been in the random dead person thread today


Originally Posted by PapaBear
Please excuse Juan from his test today.

Signed, Epstein's coroner.

[Crispy123]

Crispy brightens my mucousey day with this gem from the "Fuck You Apple" thread:



Thanx Chiggy! Hopefully you thought of me while hocking a lugey.

[disneyspy]

in todays listening thread when the talk was on how great fez sounds now

Wait till he starts fucking, you ain't seen nothing yet.

yeah.. he'll be taking the stick alright... :rolleyes:

[disneyspy]

from today's listening thread when the talk was whales and dolphins drowning in man made obstructions

Yeah that sucks - they are our hot blooded cousins!

You fucked 'em?

[Chigworthy]

from today's listening thread when the talk was whales and dolphins drowning in man made obstructions

Definitely gave me a lol right now.

[PapaBear]

Marc's post (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2954155#post2954155)

[disneyspy]

gutter actually made me laff for the first time in a long time,from the listening thread of 03/16

So i found myself commuting to work with Ronnie B today......

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2011/04/B1248/15.jpg

[Furtherman]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

[disneyspy]

AJ ,what can i say,from the disney buys lucasfilm thread

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

[Chigworthy]

AJ ,what can i say,from the disney buys lucasfilm thread

He didn't write that line. That's plagiarism, and I've reported it.

[A.J.]

If you report me, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[spoon]

dirty fucking sith

:devil2:

[jennysmurf]

disneyspy: being locked up for 18 years is almost inconcievable to me

sailor: Radio host?

:laugh:

[spoon]

better put as honorable post of the day, but surely worthy of this thread...yet you shouldn't feel bad for taking the high road


Every company I've worked for (they've been expanding companies, so perhaps my view is warped) has put their "margin" back into the business, either as investments, improvements or salaries. I can't imagine Papa Johns sitting on huge reserve. It serves them no purpose. I would assume they use virtually all their extra margin to expand or get bigger pay days, hence the 5% or under. Anytime they have extra money, they're doing the only things their company can do with the money; expand or pay their executives more.

I guess maybe they'd build a reserve in order to buy a competitor, but I think only Dominoes is their real competitor.

Jesus, you know what, I'm no WF. I'll admit when I'm wrong. I was way off on this. I just looked up Domino's profit, and it's sitting near 30%. That seems RIDICULOUSLY high, but even other companies are over 10%.

I was wrong and I should feel bad. I'm not even erasing any of the garbage I had already typed.

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[ToiletCrusher]

"Cunt" - me

I win.

[spoon]

no

[ToiletCrusher]

Bullshit

[spoon]

he called the bullshit poop

[disneyspy]

from todays listening thread when the talk was about religion

you dont have to be christian to believe in a higher power

You just have to be an alcoholic.

[EliSnow]

You guys are still funny.

[spoon]

You guys are still funny.

you still aren't

[EliSnow]

True

[Dell]

You guys are still funny.

an Eli sighting...was there a sig-image size infraction?

[spoon]

nah, his wife fell asleep and he stole the computer

[jennysmurf]

You guys are still funny.

Funny how?

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[disneyspy]

from today's listening thread when the talk was standing on line or in line

I like to say "in queue"

I figured you as more of an Out Q guy.


/just kidding.

[spoon]

i wonder if dspy will pump and fist the listening threads more

pretty sure the font is usually bigger there bc it's clearly all he reads and fears the rest of the big bad board

there, better?