What TV character would you be?

[Epschtein]

I respectfully submit that there is only one correct answer for guys, Major Tony Nelson.

You are an astronaut that finds a ridiculously smokin' hot stacked genie that not only is at your command and can grant any wish you desire, but also genuinely falls in love with you.

Sure there are plenty of other TV characters that it would be great to be, but this one tops them all. Bangin' Barbara Eden in her prime, where the fuck do I sign up?!

:wub:

[RAAMONE]

zach morris

[Fezticle98]

Charles in Charge or Jessica Flectcher.

[Knowledged_one]

David Hasselhoff in either Night Rider or Baywatch

**edit**

James T. Kirk he nailed more alien poon then anybody

[Epschtein]

HE HAD A GODDAMN GENIE AT HIS COMMAND PEOPLE! AND SHE WAS A 10!

i dont think you guys are treating this thread with the seriousness that it deserves...

[Knowledged_one]

oh wait Dan Conner aka John Goodman he got to nail that hot piece Roseann

[ChrisTheCop]

I respectfully submit that there is only one correct answer for guys, Major Tony Nelson.

You are an astronaut that finds a ridiculously smokin' hot stacked genie that not only is at your command and can grant any wish you desire, but also genuinely falls in love with you.

Sure there are plenty of other TV characters that it would be great to be, but this one tops them all. Bangin' Barbara Eden in her prime, where the fuck do I sign up?!

:wub:

I always thought there was something wrong with the 3 of them: Tony Nelson, Darrin and Darrin. They had these hot magical chicks and they acted like it was awful. At least Darrin hinted that he loved Sam, but Major Nelson was always asking Jeannie to cover up and stop making silly advances. Fag.

I'd wanna be Arthur Fonzarelli, before he ever got on a plane.

[underdog]

Boner from Growing Pains.

[drjoek]

Tony Nelson had to piss and shit in his space suit -
He put up with way too much shit from that bitch no matter how hot she was, she was constantly fucking up his shit -
His Boss was a prick -
His best buddy was a numb nuts -
He had to live in Cocoa Beach Florida -



Im thinking I go with Sam Malone
Ex big league pitcher +
pussy magnet ++++
runs a bar+++
fun interesting buddays+
Got to work with his old pitching coach++

[ChrisTheCop]

Im thinking I go with Sam Malone
Ex big league pitcher +
pussy magnet ++++
runs a bar+++
fun interesting buddays+
Got to work with his old pitching coach++

But couldnt drink a lick.:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::drunk:

[Epschtein]

:wallbash:

[ChrisTheCop]

:wallbash:

I'll try and help ya out, Ep.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/345876339_2e81fe0625.jpg?v=0

[Knowledged_one]

LeLand McKenzie from L.A. Law when he was nailing Rosalyn Shayes

[drjoek]

:wallbash:

OK I change my mind Tony Nelson is the greatest..




Great thread.I guess
:unsure:

[DiabloSammich]

zach morris


You've been marc with a c's board character this whole time??

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Al Bundy

[marky2bucks]

Hank Moody from Californication

[Epschtein]

OK I change my mind Tony Nelson is the greatest..

Great thread.I guess
:unsure:

see, now we're making progress. ;)

tony nelson could have genie turn him into any other TV character mentioned and live out the prime of their lives then have her turn him back into tony nelson and continue to bang her until he wanted to be someone else.

its a trick question. :D

[Knowledged_one]

is epschtein's mom on tv?

[Epschtein]

Hank Moody from Californication

oh no you didnt!

:clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

id be billy ray cyrus so i could eat mileys asshole all day long in the trailer between scenes.

[Knowledged_one]

id be billy ray cyrus so i could eat mileys asshole all day long in the trailer between scenes.

see i figured you for one of the prag's on Oz

[Dougie Brootal]

see i figured you for one of the prag's on Oz

i try to change it up...keep em guessing.

[ChrisTheCop]

see, now we're making progress. ;)

tony nelson could have genie turn him into any other TV character mentioned and live out the prime of their lives then have her turn him back into tony nelson and continue to bang her until he wanted to be someone else.

its a trick question. :D

http://dreamyjeanniebottles.com/barbjeanniebottle.jpg

And yet, she couldnt keep this from happening.

[Drunky McBetidont]

id be billy ray cyrus so i could eat mileys asshole all day long in the trailer between scenes.

http://www.thenicheplayers.com/news/stories/1212036518/pantagraph.jpg

[DarkHippie]

http://dreamyjeanniebottles.com/barbjeanniebottle.jpg

And yet, she couldnt keep this from happening.

She's still hot. I'd put my genie in her bottle

[RAAMONE]

http://www.thenicheplayers.com/news/stories/1212036518/pantagraph.jpg

are you saying that doug is an ass eating pedophile?

or you wish you were tv's chris hansen?

[Enabler]

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/jason_hervey.jpg

[RAAMONE]

http://dreamyjeanniebottles.com/barbjeanniebottle.jpg



this is a perfect picture to photoshop

[Epschtein]

And yet, she couldnt keep this from happening.

you son of a... :P

[TonyStark]

are you saying that doug is an ass eating pedophile?

or you wish you were tv's chris hansen?

Being Chris Hanson would actually be pretty funny.

[jonyrotn]

see i figured you for one of the prag's on Oz
Nah..I woulda bet money he was gonna pick either Monroe from "Too Close for Comfort" or Paul Lynde, not as the wacky uncle on "Bewitched" but for the block on "Hollywood Squares"....



I think I'd stay on "Fantasy Island" but flip the script..I'd be Mr Rourke, your host..

[deliciousV]

Tony nelson was a fag, he was always so proud of himself for not using that damn genie for even simple little day to day shit, no way am I gonna believe that when the lights went out he started lording it over her.... "you have to, I'm the master, now get back down there". Nope, I want to be Kelso from that 70's show, he was stupid, but blissfully ignorant of that fact. He was nailing half the chicks in that town, including his math teacher. And he got high in a circle, always in a circle, thats livin large.

[Epschtein]

you make a strong case for kelso my friend, but i would submit that in my hypothetical that you dont have to live your life exactly like the person you choose, but rather just assume their situation as yourself, making your own choices, but within the confones of their circumstances.

i should have made this clear from the start and i hope it hasnt irretrievably flawed my scientific study.

we may just have to scrap this whole thing and start anew. :(

[midwestjeff]

Nell Harper's bra.

[mendyweiss]

http://matthewasprey.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/douglas_steve4a.jpg
Uncle Charlie- My Three Sons


Wait.....

[deliciousV]

http://matthewasprey.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/douglas_steve4a.jpg
Uncle Charlie- My Three Sons


Wait.....

30 years pre-viagra and you want to be an old ped in a house full of fresh young boy ass. why the self loathing?

[ahhdurr]

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/macgyver.jpg">

[Jennitalia]

brenda walsh.

http://www.shannen-doherty.net/bh90210_065.jpg

i've been a fan of shannen doherty since she was jenny wilder

http://www.shannen-doherty.net/LittleHouse3.jpg

[bobstevens4]

James Evans

[denko]

i have to pick ricky from the trailer park boys.

he grows the best dope in canada, he sleeps in a car, he banged lucy and sara, and he doesn't have a care in the world.

http://willard.fileave.com/Ricky_3.png

[Drunky McBetidont]

are you saying that doug is an ass eating pedophile?

or you wish you were tv's chris hansen?

both :)

[grlNIN]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3669/174926jaredlxo0.jpg

[hedges]

T.C. from Magnum P.I.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk283/adrianbronzer/MAGNUM.jpg

He was a cool motherfucker.:thumbup:

[SatCam]

Alf

[Epschtein]

YOU ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG!

except for the chicks, the chicks get a pass.

come to think of it, i kind of want to be shannen doherty too...

:innocent:

[A.J.]

See my sig pic. In command of a starship, and getting to ball hot alien chicks all across the universe.

[ChimneyFish]

Enough of this nonsense.

It's a one word answer.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/bensonlogo.jpg

[britneypablo]

i have been frequently told i am similar to two tv characters :

<img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-286~Family-Guy-Stewie-Posters.jpg" width=200> AND
<img src="http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/q-s/scrubs2-46.jpg" width=200>

i dunno why people dont associate me with female characters....dang gone it...but these two characters are pretty accurate descriptions of my personality.

[ahhdurr]

T.C. from Magnum P.I.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk283/adrianbronzer/MAGNUM.jpg

He was a cool motherfucker.:thumbup:

Yes!

[epo]

Venus Fly Trap from "WKRP in Cincinnati".

No explanation necessary.

[TonyStark]

http://http://techdigest.tv/jack-bauer-watch.jpg

Bauer FTW

[extracheese]

Whose happier in life than this man?!


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/77/039_33666~Christopher-Lloyd-Posters.jpg

[Coloumbus]

Any stright male on Grays Atomey.