Forget Goldbond....

[Todd_Hilliard]

Maybe Fezzie should give this a try
http://antimonkeybutt.com/monkey_logo.jpg

[sailor]

but you're..wait..what?

[PanterA]

I always find it hysterical thinking about how adults apply power to themselves.

Seriously, do you like stick your toes in your ears and start shaking the bottle into your crack and taint?

I just started using power and this is a bit embarrassing, but I have my girl put it on for me.... Now thats love. :wub:

[OGC]

I always find it hysterical thinking about how adults apply power to themselves.

Seriously, do you like stick your toes in your ears and start shaking the bottle into your crack and taint?

I just started using power and this is a bit embarrassing, but I have my girl put it on for me.... Now thats love. :wub:


Is there something wrong with the "d" key on your computer ?

[PanterA]

Is there something wrong with the "d" key on your computer ?I dont get it.

edit:
Ohhh I get it.

powDer

[ChrisTheCop]

Is there something wrong with the "d" key on your computer ?

I dont get it.

It was a stretch. You typo'ed one word.

The real question is, is there something wrong with your arm? your back? or your girlfriend?

If she has a fetish, thats one thing. But theres no reason to be asking someone to powder your taint if you can do it yourself.

[PanterA]

The real question is, is there something wrong with your arm? your back? or your girlfriend?

If she has a fetish, thats one thing. But theres no reason to be asking someone to powder your taint if you can do it yourself.It's not a fetish. She trys to talk her way out of it all the time.

I just cant do this:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/889/20298647.JPG

and apply powder at the same time.

[OGC]

It was a stretch. You typo'ed one word.
.

It wasn't that much of a stretch, he typo'ed the same word the same way twice.

It's not a fetish. She trys to talk her way out of it all the time.

I just cant do this:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/889/20298647.JPG

and apply powder at the same time.


If you could, you wouldn't need the girlfriend. (and I ain't talking about powder... waka waka !)

[Chigworthy]

Todd_Hilliard, is there something wrong with your "d" key?

[Team_Ramrod]

I always find it hysterical thinking about how adults apply power to themselves.

Seriously, do you like stick your toes in your ears and start shaking the bottle into your crack and taint?

I just started using power and this is a bit embarrassing, but I have my girl put it on for me.... Now thats love. :wub:

No, bro. That's mind control.

I tried to get my wife to powder my ass. She looked at me like I was a fuckin retard; I think it's cause I waived my hand in front of her face and tried the Jedi mind trick.

[PapaBear]

Anyone else here ever make the mistake of putting the Gold Bond from the green bottle on your "sensitive" areas? If you haven't....



Don't.

[ahhdurr]

Anyone else here ever make the mistake of putting the Gold Bond from the green bottle on your "sensitive" areas? If you haven't....



Don't.

Saved by rf.net again.

[ChrisTheCop]

It wasn't that much of a stretch, he typo'ed the same word the same way twice.



And yet, he used the letter D at least 7 times in his post....
I submit a better joke might have been:


Do you by your powder from The South Park Planetarium guy?

[IamFogHat]

Uhg...Have I offered yet my obligatory newbie listener response to totally retarded threads: *sigh* ?

Also, hey Mikeyboy, where are we with the whole newbies not posting new threads deal?

[silas]

Saved by rf.net again.


el-oh-el !

[biggestmexi]

YEP,


Truckers use that stuff. I can get a discount on it as well. :thumbup:

[genericbus]

Anyone else here ever make the mistake of putting the Gold Bond from the green bottle on your "sensitive" areas? If you haven't....



Don't.

WRONG!!! It's the ONLY powder to use. Yes, it hurts like hell, but that is a small price to pay for all that cooling power. Just apply it, count to 10 (30 times), and then enjoy the chilly sensation! Note: do not ask your girl for a hummer until you shower off the powder!

[PapaBear]

WRONG!!! It's the ONLY powder to use. Yes, it hurts like hell, but that is a small price to pay for all that cooling power. Just apply it, count to 10 (30 times), and then enjoy the chilly sensation! Note: do not ask your girl for a hummer until you shower off the powder!
You are far braver than I. That shit hurt like a mutha when I tried it.

[genericbus]

I got a friend to try it once, he was convinced I had pulled a prank on him.

[jlehane3]

I got a friend to try it once, he was convinced I had pulled a prank on him. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BabyTime4chancxbig.jpg Get that SHIT away from me you ASS.You HURT me.

[Sue_Bender]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BabyTime4chancxbig.jpg Get that SHIT away from me you ASS.You HURT me.


Is this Andy Rooney's baby photo?






It's hot/scary!

[Leticia]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/BabyTime4chancxbig.jpg Get that SHIT away from me you ASS.You HURT me.

Is this Andy Rooney's baby photo?






It's hot/scary!


:unsure::unsure:

[hedges]

The cooks where I worked used corn starch.

[James Fantastic]

[QUOTE=PapaBear;1800967]Anyone else here ever make the mistake of putting the Gold Bond from the green bottle on your "sensitive" areas? If you haven't....



I've used the green, it's perfect if want balls like Jerry Lee Lewis.

Nothing really beats the regular, place a good amount in palm and cup balls 'til they look like you are preparing fried chicken. That's an analogy Fez should understand.