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Sheeplovr
12-16-2001, 10:43 AM
I was watchign the flinstones cristmass carrol and how do they have cristmass before jesuse was born

Here one threoy the flinstones are really a post appoclistic furture where we reverted to genitily inhasnt mutant animals that will help us with our daily living and that how they know about cristmass? but other wise it doesnt make sence

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IkeaBoy
12-16-2001, 11:00 AM
you know this question actually, strangely makes you think. my theory is that christmas was always around as a consumer holiday and it's just a coincidence that the Son's last name was Christ.

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Sheeplovr
12-16-2001, 11:10 AM
no cause that would still be after jesus

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Sheeplovr
12-16-2001, 06:27 PM
i need more answers

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nickeye
12-16-2001, 06:28 PM
Maybe the Jetsons told them about Christmas when they had that special episode together.

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Tall_James
12-16-2001, 06:40 PM
They worshipped the birth of Jesus Christrock.

He fit right in because he didn't wear shoes either.



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12-16-2001, 06:52 PM
I'm going to go with the back to the future theory.

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Dirtybird11
12-17-2001, 01:30 AM
wait. stop. my head hurts.
fred was here before christ?
so check it out, shouldnt fred be the real christ? he was here first. how smart or magic can the real christ be, if he couldnt even get here before fred?


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Sheeplovr
12-17-2001, 10:30 AM
Maybe the Jetsons told them about Christmas when they had that special episode together


see that wouldnt work cause then when the jetson returned home it would be compleatly diffrent furture it wopud be crazy cause they would know about jeuse before he was born then find him and kill him before or kill his mother and then they would cheet at stocks

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CYYYFYYY
12-17-2001, 01:44 PM
GREAT question sheeplover the
answer is this. Christmas was
first all about presents and
what not...... Then it so
happened that Jesus was born
on that day. You know G-d
figured that would be a good
day for my son on the gift
giving holiday and it just got
even more popular since Jesus
was born on that day as well.
Of course I am a Jew so what
do I know..... Of course I did
not say the hell with Jesus
like a certain person did at
the l


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skullcrush
12-17-2001, 01:55 PM
They worshipped the birth of Jesus Christrock.


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Pootertoot
12-17-2001, 02:04 PM
TooCute told me you asked her this on Sunday morning and I've been thinking about it ever since. Here's my theory:

Santa existed before Jesus. We all think that St. Nicholas is the origin of Santa, but it's quite obvious that the REAL Santa isn't St. Nick. So we'll throw that out the window. Maybe Santa Claus has been around for forever, and before Jesus came along, Xmas was HIS holiday.

After all, you never see the two together, nor do you hear them talking about each other. You'd think Santa would mention Jesus now and again, but he never does. So maybe Santa holds a grudge against Jesus, because Jesus is supposed to be the son of god and thefore could have chosen ANY day to be born, but he fucked with Santa. And nobody fucks with the Santa. Santa just delivers to Christian kids now to win them back.

That still, however, doesn't explain how they could celebrate CHRISTmas. I can only assume Santa's real name is Chris.

Or Jesus is really the son of Santa.

Wait, that would work. When you think of god, what do you think of? Big guy with a white beard. Where'd you get that image from?

SANTA! That's who. What do you think Santa does those other 364 days a year? He's the omnipotent omnibenevolent master of the universe.

How's that?

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nellie
12-18-2001, 07:25 AM
b/c it's a cartoon and there are no rules, it's like daffy getting shot by elmer and there being no serios damage w/ the excetpion of his beak being dislocated.

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nickeye
12-18-2001, 09:07 AM
No serious damage? Have you ever had YOUR beak blown off by a shotgun? It thuckth.

Sheesh.

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NewYorkDragons80
12-18-2001, 09:56 AM
Nickeye easily has the best hypothesis

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BrandonKattel
12-18-2001, 10:02 AM
The world may never know

Sheeplovr
12-18-2001, 12:48 PM
/c it's a cartoon and there are no rules, it's like daffy getting shot by elmer and there being no serios damage w/ the excetpion of his beak being dislocated.




wait u mean cartoons arnt real? your just talkign crazy talk


So if santa came first then Where did the meaning of cristmass come from they were doing a cristmass carol so where fdid the peace and love and good man ship come from??

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HordeKing1
12-18-2001, 07:41 PM
With the advent of Christianity about a century and a half after Christ's death, the religion spread like crazy, mostly by conquest, but by prosthelization as well.

Most Christian holidays have a corresponding pagan holiday. In other words, December 25 was a pagan holiday. The conquerers felt it easier to take over the date already being celebrated and just switch holidays.

Christianity borrowed many images from other cultures such as the halo from Egypt, the image of God as a bearded old man, from Roman statues and paintings of Zues. I can't think of any others off the top of my head but there are quite a few.

A friend of mine (a minister) told me that the Christian bible points to Jesus' birthday being in APRIL not December.


As to the original question, Flintstones celebrate Christmas b/c when they went to the future with the Jetsons, they learned all about religious holidays. The Flintstones sezied on an opportunity to take a day off!



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Big Jim
12-19-2001, 12:17 AM
How come when Fred tries to run, he jumps up in the air for a few seconds, hovers as his feet move very fast, and then speeds off so fast he leaves a trail of dust?

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nickeye
12-19-2001, 06:59 AM
it wopud be crazy cause they would know about jeuse before he was born then find him and kill himWell, Sheep, since HK agrees with me, I'm sticking with my Jetsons idea. However, I find it interesting that you think that the Flintstones would've killed Jesus if they knew who he was going to be....

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Dudeman
12-19-2001, 07:27 AM
seriously, jews (of which i am one) refer to BC as BCE (Before Common Era.) how retarded is that.

as for the flinstone - christ issue. i don't think it will be easy to answer, but neither is figuring out the meaning of life. i think the two questions maybe inherently related.

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Sheeplovr
12-19-2002, 09:20 AM
It is Christmass time

and i need ot re ask it and instead of re posting it i need ot knwo what more people think

about the Flintsonts Shananaginsa!!!!



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PhishHead
12-19-2002, 10:31 AM
WEll the Jetsons theory is wrong...the First Christmas that happened on the Flintsones aired in 1964 when Fred saves christmas...and the Jetsons were not introduced to the Flintstones until 1988. So it seems like we are back to the original question again.

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F Wad
12-19-2002, 10:42 AM
for the same reason pebbles was originally going to be a boy was reworked to be a girl so they could comercialize it and make a buck off of it.



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LatinJoker
12-19-2002, 11:07 AM
How does the flintstones celibrate cristmass
The words are c-e-l-e-b-r-a-t-e and c-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s...Bless our sheepy's little heart.

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Steels
12-19-2002, 11:14 AM
How come when Fred tries to run, he jumps up in the air for a few seconds, hovers as his feet move very fast, and then speeds off so fast he leaves a trail of dust?

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ADF
12-19-2002, 11:29 AM
I thought they celebrated Kriskrossmas. Everybody jump, jump for Jesus!

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Sheeplovr
12-19-2002, 08:04 PM
WEll the Jetsons theory is wrong...the First Christmas that happened on the Flintsones aired in 1964 when Fred saves christmas...and the Jetsons were not introduced to the Flintstones until 1988. So it seems like we are back to the original question again


No jetsons is the past od the flintstones and flintons is the furtuer of the jetsons

Right now liek now 2002 now jetsons is liek 2060 thats our furter but it fails and we all go back to being cavemen but with super smart dinosuars so its the furtuer of the jetsons!

AND
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Anakin Skywalker
12-19-2002, 08:15 PM
The timeline of events in the bible doesnt coincide with what scientist have discovered during the years. Plus add the fact that Hanna & Barbeara were smoking some good shit one night then BAM...a christmas classic!

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TheMojoPin
12-19-2002, 08:40 PM
The answer is that since the Flintstones existed before Jesus could sacrifice himself to save us from original sin, they are now burning eternally in Hell. And you know a fat guy like Fred sizzles nice and juicy, just like bacon.

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The Chairman
12-20-2002, 03:18 AM
You know when I see a thread this good and this funny and with so many witty comments by smart people I of course feel compelled to comply.

But I'm just going to say I really enjoyed reading this thread and you can't mess with perfection.

Bravo RnF people. You (Bed)Rock!

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Dewey
12-20-2002, 03:35 AM
Was rock music invented during the Flintstone's time?

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Sheeplovr
12-20-2002, 10:47 AM
there was ROCK-abilly



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wilee
12-20-2002, 11:54 AM
I thought the earth blew up before The Jetsons?

If that's the case, would the Flintstones be on a different planet?

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ozzie
12-20-2002, 12:04 PM
Not to get this thread off on a tangent, but did they ever show The Jetsons actually walking on the surface of The Earth? I wasn't the biggest fan, but all I remember, is seeing them in hovering/flying buildings or ones up on high stilts, or on other planets. I was just wondering what (if anything) was going on down there.

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TheMojoPin
12-20-2002, 12:46 PM
Nope, the Jetsons were only seen in the sky, on space stations, and sometimes on other planets, but never Earth. Perhaps they had something to flee?

This of course means the inevitable. A madhouse...a planet where apes evolved from men?!?! A PLANET OF THE APES.

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bigbaldirish
12-21-2002, 09:22 PM
No serious damage? Have you ever had YOUR beak blown off by a shotgun? It thuckth.

classic...

answer is the great gazoo, he was from mars, he knew it all, and had magic to tell fred and barney what christmas was