The top 10 rules of Pizza etiquette.

[MobCounty]

Here are the top 10 rules of Pizza etiquette. If we can all agree to obey these rules, we will make the world a whole lot better.

1. "First slice" goes to the guy who pays for the pie.. Not the chubby kid who ran in from the pool and has to get his grubby unwashed hands on biggest piece right away.


2. No slice sniping.. Goddammit, people you must take a slice from either side of the slices already removed. You cannot jump slices because one slice has an extra pepperoni on it. Choose only one of the two slices available. The only variant to this rule, is if you have a half and half pizza.. see rule 4.


3. Do not touch the neighboring slice! If your slice does not pull freely from the pie, grab a damn slicer or knife and cut your slice away. Do not touch the crust of a neighboring slice with your fingers. Nobody wants to eat the sweaty forehead grease you wiped on your fingers.


4. If someone wants something special, tell them to get their own pizza. Don't get half and half pizzas.. This always means you will have two polluted crossover pieces in each pizza. This is a total waste. A pizza with half Mushroom and anchovies, and half canadian bacon and pineapple will end up with two slices of mushroom, anchovies, canadian bacon and pineapple.. :annoyed:


5. Eat the fucking crust!.. Non-crust eaters ruin the whole pizza experience for everyone else. Your sitting there enjoying your second slice, when you notice the 'too petite for crust' idiot next to you, has already downed 4 slices because they refuse to eat the last two inches of crust. As they sit there stuffing their happy little face, the crust stacks up like a cord of wood on their plate.. The whole point is to have the goodness of the cheese, with the goodness of the bread. Eat a quiche if you don't like crust.


6. Do not leech the center cheese.. Nothing is worse than someone who cant seem to figure out where their slice ends and the next one begins. They seem unashamed to swipe an inch of cheese of everyone else's slice from the center of the pie. If your cheese slips, grab the slicer or a knife and cut it and put it back on your slice. Do not pull the center wad of cheese on to your slice and try to act like we don't know what you are doing..:furious:

7. For any reason, do not eat the last slice of pizza unless you are the host. The last slice is saved for the host as they pick up the boxes and clean up. Everyone should wait for the host to either: A) say 'anyone want this?' (at which time you say no) or B) eats it..
Technically, the last slice of pizza for anyone in attendance, is the second to last slice of pizza.

8. Always save slices for the next morning. Do not let aunt Milly take a doggy bag of slices home for her kids or neighbors... Never treat extra slices like they are less than morning pizza goodness.

9. Men eat half, to a full, extra large pizza each. Anything less is considered out of fashion. Women can eat as much or as little as they like. It is impossible for one pizza to feed 3 or more people.

10. Do not F with the toppings.

A. Do not take from another slice to put on to yours. This seems completely obvious, but we all know some utterly selfish person, who has...

B. Do not garnish the pizza with your own personal topping. This included, red pepper flakes, jalapeños and shitty shaker cheese. Remove your slice to a plate to garnish it.


Thank you,
MC

[ChrisTheCop]

Rough weekend there MC?

[MobCounty]

Rough weekend there MC?

... hrm, come to think of it. I think I may still be working off all that Jager and Redbull.

[PapaBear]

Rule number 1 when sharing pizza with others:

Drink a lot of alcohol or smoke a lot of pot first, so no one gives a shit about etiquette.

Rule number 2:

Enjoy

[ChrisTheCop]

What PBear said...

also,

Rule #9 disproves itself.
What if all the people or even 2 of the 3 people are women???

[MobCounty]

Rule number 1 when sharing pizza with others:

Drink a lot of alcohol or smoke a lot of pot first, so no one gives a shit about etiquette.

Rule number 2:

Enjoy

..impossible
Once, you see it. You can't go back.

[MobCounty]

What PBear said...

also,

Rule #9 disproves itself.
What if all the people or even 2 of the 3 people are women???

Still true when you take into account the slices needed for the next morning.
Three women should get two smalls.

[jauble]

Show me on the pizza where they touched it when you were a kid. The one thing I definetly agree with is the garnish rule. I like some crushed red pepper on mine but I would always wait until it hit my plate with one exception, when I was with someone that was splitting the pie with me (oh look I feel so east coast) and he said should I pepper this or not. I always said yes because if I wanted more, I took care of it. My main rule is dont alter the pizza with out saying something first and gaining approval.

[Slumbag]

2. No slice sniping.. Goddammit, people you must take a slice from either side of the slices already removed. You cannot jump slices because one slice has an extra pepperoni on it. Choose only one of the two slices available. The only variant to this rule, is if you have a half and half pizza.. see rule 4.




Dude, my friend does this EVERYTIME we order a pie. It's ludicrous. At least I know what to call it now when he does it.

[midwestjeff]

Fuckin' starvin'. We got any anal-retentatively shared pizza back there?

[hedges]

I'm down with rule #9. Quantity can not be understated.

[frye hole]

Here are the top 10 rules of Pizza etiquette. If we can all agree to obey these rules, we will make the world a whole lot better.

4. If someone wants something special, tell them to get their own pizza. Don't get half and half pizzas.. This always means you will have two polluted crossover pieces in each pizza. This is a total waste. A pizza with half Mushroom and anchovies, and half canadian bacon and pineapple will end up with two slices of mushroom, anchovies, canadian bacon and pineapple.. :annoyed:

Thank you,
MC

I agree with this one - my wife will insist on getting 1/2 onion. She is the only one in the family who likes it and it "pollutes" 3/4 of the pie!

[Sue_Bender]

Rule number 1 when sharing pizza with others:

Drink a lot of alcohol or smoke a lot of pot first, so no one gives a shit about etiquette.

Rule number 2:

Enjoy
:clap:

[JPMNICK]

i say for 10 bucks you can order another pizza and not have to worry about any of this

[Annie Waits]

i like to eat the first few bites of my pizza with a fork and a knife.....and then towards the end i like to eat with my hands.......who cares!!!!!!!!

[RAAMONE]

damn...i didnt know there was so much to think about...i'm kinda nervous to order pizza again...might have a panic attack

and i like to dip mine in a little ranch (habit i picked up in college) is that acceptable?

[Ritalin]

Addendum: Pineapple is not considered an appropriate topping for pizza. You can order pineapple, but then it is no longer a pizza.

It's some pineapple-tomato-sauce infested offense to common decency.

[RAAMONE]

Addendum: Pineapple is not considered an appropriate topping for pizza. You can order pineapple, but then it is no longer a pizza.

It's some pineapple-tomato-sauce infested offense to common decency.

theres nothing worse than a hawaiian pizza...all the juices come out of the pinapple and it becomes a soggy watery terrible tasing mess

allthough i do love pineapple

[Knowledged_one]

i do not agree to the tenets you have put forth

[Freakshow]

I'm starving. We have any mushroom, anchovies, canadian bacon and pineapple pizza back there?

[joethebartender]

damn...i didnt know there was so much to think about...i'm kinda nervous to order pizza again...might have a panic attack

and i like to dip mine in a little ranch (habit i picked up in college) is that acceptable?

I'm happy to say that I made it through college without picking up this disgusting habit...Gross!

[grlNIN]

Rule #11 If i buy the pizza i get to eat it any way i want without these stupid rules.

Unless you're 5, a rude piece of shit, or a fat monster, i think it's pretty safe to say that you already abide by the rules of human etiquette and if you don't then buy your own pizza.

[Friday]

no rules apply when eating the best freaking pizza on the planet with MLC, Big A and a bunch of other buddays after a day of drinking. lol

omg Spumoni Gardens...... If I lived in Brooklyn I would weigh 400 lbs.

http://www.spumonigardens.com/graphics/pictures/sicilian.jpg

[LaBoob]

"Pizza etiquette" seems like an oxymoron.

[KingGeno]

I call anything other than cheese, sauce, and the normal toppings a PIE.

Such as an Eye Opener Pie, with eggs, sausage, bacon, cheese, hashbrowns.

Or the Loaded Potato Deep-dish Pie: mashed potatoes, cheeses, bacon

[foodcourtdruide]

When I was growing up my parents and grand parents owned pizzarias in Queens and Brooklyn. I consider myself a pizza snob and I look down on people who put too many toppings on their pizza. Also, Oregano should never be put on pizza.

I enjoy Hawaiin slices and bbq chicken slices, but those really aren't pizza. They're some kinda whacked out lasagna.

[LaBoob]

I call anything other than cheese, sauce, and the normal toppings a PIE.

Such as an Eye Opener Pie, with eggs, sausage, bacon, cheese, hashbrowns.

Or the Loaded Potato Deep-dish Pie: mashed potatoes, cheeses, bacon

!!! yum :thumbup:

[Knowledged_one]

I think a rule would be that if you call pizza "za" in front of others you are excluded from eating any pizza at all

[RAAMONE]

I think a rule would be that if you call pizza "za" in front of others you are excluded from eating any pizza at all

ew...people say that?

[OGC]

I tend to go with the drink and enjoy theory, but if you have to have rules there should be one about eating THE WHOLE SLICE before you go on to another one. This includes the crust.

If you don't want to eat the crust, you aren't hungry enough for another full slice.

[KingGeno]

ew...people say that?

It's like "haps". The english language is getting shorter and shorter.

[Knowledged_one]

ew...people say that?

Oh i have definetly heard it, people at my work if i wanted to chip in because they were ordering some "za". And i had a dumbstruck look on my face because i didnt know what it was, until they said pizza. I wanted to just say why not just say pizza instead i shook my head and thought to myself what a bunch of dullards

[OGC]

i like to eat the first few bites of my pizza with a fork and a knife.....


homo

[Freakshow]

Oh i have definetly heard it, people at my work if i wanted to chip in because they were ordering some "za". And i had a dumbstruck look on my face because i didnt know what it was, until they said pizza. I wanted to just say why not just say pizza instead i shook my head and thought to myself what a bunch of dullards

http://pzoned.ytmnd.com/

[MobCounty]

I agree with this one - my wife will insist on getting 1/2 onion. She is the only one in the family who likes it and it "pollutes" 3/4 of the pie!

I'm down with rule #9. Quantity can not be understated.

Dude, my friend does this EVERYTIME we order a pie. It's ludicrous. At least I know what to call it now when he does it.

^^Gentlemen the lot of you. :clap:

damn...i didnt know there was so much to think about...i'm kinda nervous to order pizza again...might have a panic attack

and i like to dip mine in a little ranch (habit i picked up in college) is that acceptable?

Perfectly acceptable as long as you adhere to rule 10 B, and put the disgusting ranch on your own slice only.

Addendum: Pineapple is not considered an appropriate topping for pizza. You can order pineapple, but then it is no longer a pizza.

It's some pineapple-tomato-sauce infested offense to common decency.

Agreed. Juicy toppings or anything that may be prone to making a soggy pie are generally bad. I happen to think tomato slices or wedges are terrible on pie too.

[Knowledged_one]

Just curious has anyone here had Papa Murphy's pizza?

[RAAMONE]

^^Gentlemen the lot of you. :clap:



Perfectly acceptable as long as you adhere to rule 10 B, and put the disgusting ranch on your own slice only.



Agreed. Juicy toppings or anything that may be prone to making a soggy pie are generally bad. I happen to think tomato slices or wedges are terrible on pie too.

tomato is fine...but only on white pizza...there is no runny pizza sauce to combine with the tomato juices to make it soggy

[MobCounty]

I call anything other than cheese, sauce, and the normal toppings a PIE.

Such as an Eye Opener Pie, with eggs, sausage, bacon, cheese, hashbrowns.

Or the Loaded Potato Deep-dish Pie: mashed potatoes, cheeses, bacon

Nice Geno!

I think we need another rule:

11. A real 'pizza' is zero to two common pizza toppings with zero specialty toppings. This pizza must be on white crust, with tomato sauce and appropriate cheese. Anything outside of this should be called a pie.

Common toppings:
Pepperoni
Sausage
Mushrooms
Onions
Anchovies
Extra Cheese
Olives
Green Peppers
Tomatoes
Canadian Bacon
Red pepper flakes

Specialty topping (examples):
Jalapeño
Oysters
Pineapple
Chicken
Pesto
BBQ sauce
Egg
Any fruit
Any other sauce other than tomato
Any Herbs other than red pepper flakes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

with others(non friends and family), I usually suck it up and order plain pies



with friends and family I usually ask for 1/2 toppings and eat 2-4 slices, save the rest if I am a wimp and cant handle 4 slices

[joethebartender]

no rules apply when eating the best freaking pizza on the planet with MLC, Big A and a bunch of other buddays after a day of drinking. lol

omg Spumoni Gardens...... If I lived in Brooklyn I would weigh 400 lbs.

Indulging again on the carbs... aaaahhh Big F.

[TheMojoPin]

http://pzoned.ytmnd.com/

Pizzone'd. (http://pizzone.ytmnd.com/)

[TheMojoPin]

Nice Geno!

I think we need another rule:

11. A real 'pizza' is zero to two common pizza toppings

Ridiculous. A classic pizza with toppings is at least 3 of a combo of mushrooms, sausage, pepperoni, green peppers or onions.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Ridiculous. A classic pizza with toppings is at least 3 of a combo of mushrooms, sausage, pepperoni, green peppers or onions.


agreed, esp in Chi Town , where the pan crust can hold the toppings well


Pepperoni Mushrooms Onions and Peppers is my Pie of choice, fucking starving now

although Sausage added to it wouldn't hurt


Addendum: People who dont live in NYC (NJ also) or Chicago are not actually eating pizza

[TheMojoPin]

Hippo, a "Chicago Classic" on thin or pie crust is sausage, mushrooms, peppers and onions. Soooooo delicious.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippo, a "Chicago Classic" on thin or pie crust is sausage, mushrooms, peppers and onions. Soooooo delicious.


oh, I have to go thick when in Chi Town

can get thin all I want here

[MobCounty]

Ridiculous. A classic pizza with toppings is at least 3 of a combo of mushrooms, sausage, pepperoni, green peppers or onions.

No way. Thats not even close to a classic pizza, thats a combo. The combo should only come into play when your basic pizza element (crust, cheese, sauce) is sub par.

[TheMojoPin]

No way. Thats not even close to a classic pizza, thats a combo. The combo should only come into play when your basic pizza element (crust, cheese, sauce) is sub par.

A basic pizza is for a sniveling child or a mewling woman. That's like wanting just a hamburger and a bun and some ketchup.

[MobCounty]

A basic pizza is for a sniveling child or a mewling woman. That's like wanting just a hamburger and a bun and some ketchup.

Oh, you make me sooo angry Mojo!!!

[A.J.]

A basic pizza is for a sniveling child or a mewling woman. That's like wanting just a hamburger and a bun and some ketchup.

I don't like my pizza weighted down with the vegetable aisle.

[MobCounty]

I don't like my pizza weighted down with the vegetable aisle.

For F'ing Truth.
Go have a salad if you want veggies. Pizza toppings should be reduced to more meat, and sometimes more cheese.

[MobCounty]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2070408708_0eedadf809.jpg?v=0
a cheese pizza.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/458417602_67d74925f8.jpg?v=0
a pie with peas, not a pizza.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2114/2251030312_e2f00d6c46.jpg?v=0
a cracker with cheese and tomatoes, not a pizza.

[Freakshow]

You know what. You could call it a 'big ol pile of shit.' If it tastes good, i'm going to eat it.

[TheMojoPin]

For F'ing Truth.
Go have a salad if you want veggies. Pizza toppings should be reduced to more meat, and sometimes more cheese.

False. A veggie topping just enhances the flavor. My favorite combos are either sausage, pepperoni and mushrooms, or the two meats and onions. One or two veggie toppings with the meat just makes the experince that much more awesome. Anyone who gets only meat or only veggies or no toppings at all is basically eating a crippled pizza.

http://www.coffee.net/images/review/197-acropolis-pizza.jpg

Eating just a cheese pizza? Why not chase it down with a grilled cheese sammich and some Kool-Aid? It would fit right in, what with being 8-years-old and all. A cheese pizza or a pizza with just one topping is some Chuck E. Cheese bush league bullshit.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2070408708_0eedadf809.jpg?v=0
a cheese pizza.




must we have this argument again

its either a plain pizza or a pie

[TheMojoPin]

must we have this argument again

its either a plain pizza or a pie

Plain.

Pie:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Flickr_lwy_519593532--Chicago-style_pizza.jpg/800px-Flickr_lwy_519593532--Chicago-style_pizza.jpg

Just like a pie for dessert is something with some fucking weight to it over other pansy desserts, so too is the pizza pie.

[KingGeno]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2070408708_0eedadf809.jpg?v=0
a cheese pizza.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/458417602_67d74925f8.jpg?v=0
a pie with peas, not a pizza.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2114/2251030312_e2f00d6c46.jpg?v=0
a cracker with cheese and tomatoes, not a pizza.

To me, you have them listed as Pizza, a Pie (it's a fucking pie without a top. Come on!), and the bottom is what I call Emo Pizza.

[TheMojoPin]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2114/2251030312_e2f00d6c46.jpg?v=0
a cracker with cheese and tomatoes, not a pizza.

AKA Italian sissiness.

AKA Italian.

[MobCounty]

False. A veggie topping just enhances the flavor. My favorite combos are either sausage, pepperoni and mushrooms, or the two meats and onions. One or two veggie toppings with the meat just makes the experince that much more awesome. Anyone who gets only meat or only veggies or no toppings at all is basically eating a crippled pizza.


SPELLING ERROR!! SPELLING ERROR!! Now I know I am right. :wink:


Wait, a MOD.............. I lose...



:flush:

[A.J.]

False. A veggie topping just enhances the flavor. My favorite combos are either sausage, pepperoni and mushrooms, or the two meats and onions. One or two veggie toppings with the meat just maes the experince that much more awesome. Anyone who gets only meat or only veggies or no toppings at all is basically eating a crippled pizza.

http://www.coffee.net/images/review/197-acropolis-pizza.jpg

Eating just a cheese pizza? Why not chase it down with a grilled cheese sammich and some Kool-Aid? It would fit right in, what with being 8-years-old and all. A cheese pizza or a pizza with just one topping is some Chuck E. Cheese bush league bullshit.

Whatever. I don't need a ton of shit on my pizza that ends up falling off as I try to eat it. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for a plain old pizza.

[RAAMONE]

i even like the pizza with just the sauce and crust...as long as the sauce is good

[TheMojoPin]

Whatever. I don't need a ton of shit on my pizza that ends up falling off as I try to eat it. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for a plain old pizza.

Sounds like you've been spending too much time overseas, eh, comrade?

[TheMojoPin]

SPELLING ERROR!! SPELLING ERROR!! Now I know I am right. :wink:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[A.J.]

Too much time away from New Haven my friend.

Actually, one of the best pizzas I ever had was in Croatia.

[TheMojoPin]

Too much time away from New Haven my friend.

Actually, one of the best pizzas I ever had was in Croatia.

I had an amazing pizza in Nepal.

Tha's the beauty of pizza...it can thrive anywhere.

[MobCounty]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

EVIL!! Muahahahah.. :thumbup:

[MobCounty]

I had an amazing pizza in Nepal.

Tha's the beauty of pizza..it can thrive anywhere.

I had a beauty in Rome. I still wax poetic over that lovely slice...

[deliciousV]

its because of crazy rules like these that everybody alive is riddled with self doubt and on medication, just enjoy a pie with friends! and if you can't do that without composing a list of petty annoyances........well then my friend you might just be the fucking problem.

[Mafialife Chris]

Mob knows his pizza, I must say.

Me and French are ordering one right now.

We had 1 yesterday too from seaside heights that was just made WAY too big. I shouldve took a pic.

They make thier pizza's way too big.

[MobCounty]

its because of crazy rules like these that everybody alive is riddled with self doubt and on medication, just enjoy a pie with friends! and if you can't do that without composing a list of petty annoyances........well then my friend you might just be the fucking problem.

Your right, the world would be great if we did not need rules. I also wish everyone had the common sense to avoid eating like vermin.

Unfortunately, some people just need to be informed that touching someone else's food is not right. A pizza is one of those unique moments where community mixes directly and physically (often without utensils) with the food at hand. I personally, choose not to be the type that scoops dirty rice into my mouth with 5 other people out of banana leaves, using my fingers..

[led37zep]

What are the rules if I want a pizza right now?

[Friday]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2114/2251030312_e2f00d6c46.jpg?v=0
a cracker with cheese and tomatoes, not a pizza.

nothing more disappointing than ordering a pizza at a restaurant and getting one of these.

:wallbash:

[JPMNICK]

Mob knows his pizza, I must say.

Me and French are ordering one right now.

We had 1 yesterday too from seaside heights that was just made WAY too big. I shouldve took a pic.

They make thier pizza's way too big.

ever have sawmill pizza from the boardwalk down there? 1 slice is like the size of a car engine

[led37zep]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2114/2251030312_e2f00d6c46.jpg?v=0
a cracker with cheese and tomatoes, not a pizza.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll133/brandonmwest/thats_racist.gif

[Hottub]

I used to have the sawmill all the time as a kid. Huge slices and a shitty free soda.



Here's a nice pizza.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4189

It was shared by well mannered adults. Well versed in the rules of pizza conduct. Except epo tried to flim flam me.

[RAAMONE]

ever have sawmill pizza from the boardwalk down there? 1 slice is like the size of a car engine

i just like how out of all things you could have used to descibe the size of the slice...you picked car engine

[MobCounty]

Here's a nice pizza.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4189

It was shared by well mannered adults.

Wow, a beautiful pizza, I wish every person would learn from this pic.

Notice the pizza is not disheveled, slice sniped, or over pawed. Barring a few tiny stretches of cheese, the pizza is in pristine condition. Also see, that the pizza spade is ready for the next person to take a slice. I personally appreciate the fact that the eaters have taken care to have a few forks on hand just in case.

This sirs, is a perfect pizza experience.
Err, barring the minor exception for the tiny bit of green shit on it.

Bravo.
...

[Mafialife Chris]

ever have sawmill pizza from the boardwalk down there? 1 slice is like the size of a car engine

Thats what I was talking about. HOLY SHIT. Its just nuts. I had mine at 3 brother's though.

I passed by the sawmill and they had the same sizes.

Decent Pizza, but not like L and B in Brooklyn.

[Mafialife Chris]

Wow, a beautiful pizza, I wish every person would learn from this pic.

Notice the pizza is not disheveled, slice sniped, or over pawed. Barring a few tiny stretches of cheese, the pizza is in pristine condition. Also see, that the pizza spade is ready for the next person to take a slice. I personally appreciate the fact that the eaters have taken care to have a few forks on hand just in case.

This sirs, is a perfect pizza experience.
Err, barring the minor exception for the tiny bit of green shit on it.

Bravo.
...

Agreed, but it seems as if it broke the half and half toppings rule.

[Friday]

Agreed, but it seems as if it broke the half and half toppings rule.

it did... but it was a classay pizza shared by some classay people.

and the there was no overlap of toppings... they did a nice job with that part.

Spumoni's was still tastier, though!! I wanna go back! :)

[MobCounty]

it did... but it was a classay pizza shared by some classay people.

and the there was no overlap of toppings... they did a nice job with that part.

Spumoni's was still tastier, though!! I wanna go back! :)

Was it half Pepperoni and half cheese? I can see an argument that could be made where you don't end up with polluted slices on pizza that is half plain cheese. Although, I guess the equator slices are polluted to the person who wants just cheese.

I can see when I get a chance to get to the other coast, I'll have to as for an invite to the civilized peoples pizza club with MLC and Friday.

[SatCam]

People who don't eat the crust....... especially when you pay for it.... it just gets on my nerves

Eat it the way you want, just fucking eat everything. It's like having mommy cut the crusts off your pb&j sandwich

[led37zep]

I just ordered a pizza.

Oh Wise M_C.

Are there any rules when eating pizza by yourself?

I want to please the gods.

[Friday]

Was it half Pepperoni and half cheese? I can see an argument that could be made where you don't end up with polluted slices on pizza that is half plain cheese. Although, I guess the equator slices are polluted to the person who wants just cheese.

I can see when I get a chance to get to the other coast, I'll have to as for an invite to the civilized peoples pizza club with MLC and Friday.

lol @ 'polluted slices' .... i like this MobCounty fellow .
it was a half cheese so the distribution of pepperoni is probably easier to control when you craft the pizza.

when you come out here there WILL be a Spumoni trip. and then we can go to Coney Island.... wheeee

[Hottub]

Mobby, the "green shit" was a little bit of fresh basil. Really good.
And as Friday said, the distibution of the half pepperoni was done with expert precision.

I'm going to make a couple of homemade pies right now. I'll try to take pictures.

[MobCounty]

I just ordered a pizza.

Oh Wise M_C.

Are there any rules when eating pizza by yourself?

I want to please the gods.

Outside of calling a pizza a pizza and a pie a pie, I cant think of anything more than this.

There is one thing to keep in mind and it's more for the people around you. They may not realize, pizza purchased under a sole proprietorship, remains the property of that proprietor indefinitely.

Just because Mr. Led37Zep has an extra slice or two stashed away from the night before, does not mean I can grab a slice out of the fridge if I am hungry the next day... I must ask permission first.

[MobCounty]

when you come out here there WILL be a Spumoni trip. and then we can go to Coney Island.... wheeee

I will look forward to some real pizza then!


I'm going to make a couple of homemade pies right now. I'll try to take pictures.

...mmmmmmmmm, amateur pizza porn. Maybe we should get some of this on paltalk too.:tongue:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I just ordered a pizza.

Oh Wise M_C.

Are there any rules when eating pizza by yourself?

I want to please the gods.



can you email me any extra slice

freaking starving here

[led37zep]

can you email me any extra slice

freaking starving here

I'm so glad I bought this machine.

Should be there soon.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2417297386_6decc34703.jpg?v=0

[OGC]

The definition of a pizza seems to depend on where you buy it . (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dominos_scientists_test_limits_of)

[Friday]

between this thread and all the damn brooklyn talk i am having a very serious pizza craving!

[drjoek]

Still true when you take into account the slices needed for the next morning.
Three women should get two smalls.

There Is NO such thing as a SMALL Pizza. Pizza Comes in Medium, Large and Extra Large

i say for 10 bucks you can order another pizza and not have to worry about any of this

No way you can get a decent Pizza for 10 Bucks Join us in the 21st century please
no rules apply when eating the best freaking pizza on the planet with MLC, Big A and a bunch of other buddays after a day of drinking. lol

omg Spumoni Gardens...... If I lived in Brooklyn I would weigh 400 lbs.

http://www.spumonigardens.com/graphics/pictures/sicilian.jpg

PIZZA SHOULD NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT ROUND

[JPMNICK]

There Is NO such thing as a SMALL Pizza. Pizza Comes in Medium, Large and Extra Large



No way you can get a decent Pizza for 10 Bucks Join us in the 21st century please


PIZZA SHOULD NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT ROUND

In good old NJ you can get a pizza for around 10 dollars, maybe 12.

Actually I have no idea, i never pay attention. maybe 15 tops.

[Lady Resin]

In good old NJ you can get a pizza for around 10 dollars, maybe 12.

Actually I have no idea, i never pay attention. maybe 15 tops.

All together it cost us $15.00 bucks with the tip. We have a great place in town called Algeri's. The pie is delivered hot. It's thin and crispy. I love a slice reheated the day after.

[Friday]

PIZZA SHOULD NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT ROUND

you, sir, are seriously missing out. (http://www.spumonigardens.com/)

[drjoek]

you, sir, are seriously missing out. (http://www.spumonigardens.com/)

Alright I will back down a bit because I see that it is Sicilian Pizza. That I do not have a problem with. A square Neopolitain pizza I protest against

[ahhdurr]

Here's a nice pizza.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4189



I'll eat any type of pizza off a metal serving tray with a spatula.. reminds me of Bunny's just off Seton Hall campus. Delicious!