The Gluttony Thread

[King Hippos Bandaid]

inspired by Tall_James (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71655)

Lets discuss the most food you have eaten at a certain time


I have eaten 13 or 14 Sushi Rolls at one seating which is not bad

Finished a 8 Slice Pizza Pie a few times in my life

Eaten 7 or 8 Plates at a Buffet


But my #1 was Eating a Brisket Platter along with 2 Potato Pancakes and 1/2 a slice of Cake at Harold's

(Harold's is a family style Jewish Deli which sells platters and sandwiches meant for 3-5 people) Also the Potato Pancakes were the size of a medium Pizza Pie

I had people staring at me like I was a circus freak, which was gr8

The odd part was that this was 2000 and I was weighing at 180 lbs when doing this


I guess I am a gluttonous slob no matter what weight I am at

[Tallman388]

Last year, I ate 2 Chipotle carnitas burritos and then came home and ate 2 hot dogs and a bowl of rainbow sherbet.

[Hottub]

I always try to make my mark at the local Fire Department Wet-Downs.
Buy a commemorative cup for 5 bucks, and try to empty the kegs.

I recently killed a whole supreme pie while watching baseball.
A box of Cheez Itz is no match for me.
Boneless ribs from the Chineese spot.
Honey Roasted peanuts. Open the can, they're gone.

[PanterA]

buffets are killers for me. if there is various type of foods to choose, i will continue eating until i near explosion.

[sailor]

Honey Roasted peanuts. Open the can, they're gone.

did you get a refund?

[JPMNICK]

i have eaten the porter house for 2 at ruth chris, along with carpaccio and salad for an app, and then at another pork chop that someone at the table did not finish.

apple something for desert

Drunk one night i ate in the car on the way home
1) double 1/4 pounder with cheese
2) big mac
3) chicken sandwhich
4) large fries

[Heather 8]

This past weekend, after two weeks of having no appetite whatsoever, I scarfed down a large bacon & pineapple pie (it sounded good at the time and was actually not too bad) and 10 wings.

And 8 still has nightmares of our one and only White Castle date, where I went slider-for-slider with him.

Ooh, and I forgot, polished off an XXL pie at Pete & Elda's (yet another "challenge" date bewteen 8 & I). Got the t-shirt to prove it.

It's a wonder neither of us have hit 3 bills in our time together.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

And 8 still has nightmares of our one and only White Castle date, where I went slider-for-slider with him.


very nice, a challenge


my best was 28, couldn't finish the 30 pack myself

[Hottub]

Shit. I bailed after 15, plus 3 hot sausage sammiches. And of course, large fries.

[hedges]

I can eat an extra-large pizza no problem. I can eat a quart of ice cream pretty easily too. I'm amazed at how easily.

[MobCounty]

http://i4.peapod.com/c/6P/6P9D3.jpg

I used to come home after a night of drinking, and eat a family size Mac and Cheese.

[DiabloSammich]

I can't wait till girlNIN reads this.



A kids birthday party we went to a couple years ago had Crock Pot hot dogs, and potato rolls. I ate 12.

[sailor]

Shit. I bailed after 15, plus 3 hot sausage sammiches. And of course, large fries.

they have the worst fries on the planet. for the love of all that's good, why did you not get the onion rings??

[MobCounty]

I can eat an extra-large pizza no problem.

I have to agree. I think it helps that Pizza is the one food that is just as good as it cools from the oven... Over a long night, one can eat a lot of pizza..

[Hottub]

they have the worst fries on the planet. for the love of all that's good, why did you not get the onion rings??

2 words, sailor.


I WAS DRUNK!:drunk:

[PanterA]

they have the worst fries on the planet. for the love of all that's good, why did you not get the onion rings??white castle fries only come in 1 size!

no actually they are great fries. they need to be eaten at the same time as the burgers. they add a nice salty flavor to the mooshy steamed burger.

[Kevin]

And 8 still has nightmares of our one and only White Castle date, where I went slider-for-slider with him.
.

That and there is when 8 said, she is the one!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

14 soft tacos at Taco Bell

12 Small McDonalds Hamburgers

19 Slices of Pizza Hut at their buffet

71 Chicken Mcnuggets (1.99 for the 20 piece in 1996)

[hedges]

I have to agree. I think it helps that Pizza is the one food that is just as good as it cools from the oven... Over a long night, one can eat a lot of pizza..

The pizza must be good though (kind of obvious, I guess). I can't eat a whole Dominos--can't do it.

[Heather 8]

That and there is when 8 said, she is the one!

I am quite the catch. :tongue:

Actually, he said that when we went out for sushi on our first date and I, never having eaten it before, went straight for the raw stuff instead of the veggie rolls he kindly ordered for me.

[Hottub]

Now that I think aboot it, (much to Hippo's dismay) I have never laid into a Midnight Buffet.
I guess the 5 course breakfasts, lunches and dinners, along with many beers an Bahama Mammas (The sail-away special), by midnight I am tapping out.
I would usually go for a few skrimps, a little melon and a piece of carrot cake. That's it.

Sorry, Jeff. I suck.

[Hottub]

That also reminds me...
Our Last Carnival Cruise, they had the Never-Closing deli up on the promenade.
By the second day, the staff made me sign a waiver. I had more ruebens in a week then I did my entire life previously!

So warm and toasty!!

[Hottub]

That also reminds me...

When we were on our all-inclusive in The Bahamas, I would stagger bleary eyed to the pool bar at 10:30. Joseph already knew I needed a cheesesteak and a Kalik. Stat!!
Always tip your bartender, people.

[Tall_James]

I can eat a whole pack of grilled hot dogs easy, with potato rolls, american cheese and spicy mustard.

[TheMojoPin]

I've never not eaten an entire pizza in one sitting, no matter the size, when I get one for myself.

[Tall_James]

I've never not eaten an entire pizza in one sitting, no matter the size, when I get one for myself.

Me too.

[Hottub]

The skinny Irish kids Rule!!

Huzzah!

[TheMojoPin]

I really seem to have no limit when it comes to my eating, and I really have to force myself to watch my portions or drink plenty of water to help fill myself up because I rarely, if ever, feel full. I assume that portion of my brain is miswired, but man, I wish it worked. I've generally started eating "slower" to help pace myself and not overeat...finishing an entire bte before having another and giving some time between bites as the meal goes on. I really think I could clean up in one of those eating contests.

[Hottub]

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Coney Island - July 4th, 2009.

TheMojoPin takes on Pat From Moonachie at Nathan's!!
Go Mojo! Go Mojo!:clap:

[WhistlePig]

I know I've polished off nearly a whole half-gallon of ice cream in one sitting. Also entire packages of cookies and an entire package of Entenmann's chocolate crumb donuts on more than one occasion. My addictive personality shines through when I have food like this in the house so I try not to buy the stuff (unless the urge is just too great).
Thank god for my high metabolism or I'd be huge by now!

http://entenmanns.gwbakeries.com/images/products/e_chocolate_crumb_donut.gif

[MobCounty]

I've never not eaten an entire pizza in one sitting, no matter the size, when I get one for myself.

Man, don't you hate when some family member or friend tries to order just one pizza for like 4 people?.. I can't tell if they are trying to be cheap, or its me being a fat ass.. Either way it's annoying.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Man, don't you hate when some family member or friend tries to order just one pizza for like 4 people?.. I can't tell if they are trying to be cheap, or its me being a fat ass.. Either way it's annoying.

QFT 2 Slices per person is quite homo when Men are around

3 slices is the minimum when a pie is ordered

the slices are always smaller then the ones they sell in house

[TheMojoPin]

Man, don't you hate when some family member or friend tries to order just one pizza for like 4 people?.. I can't tell if they are trying to be cheap, or its me being a fat ass.. Either way it's annoying.

No kidding. If there's at least 3 people, 2 pizzas.

[FunkyDrummer]

I remember putting away a cup of goulash, 2 pork chops, mash potatoes, 2 types of cabbage, 2 liters of Oktoberfest Hacker-Pschorr beer and a piece of chocolate cake for dessert at a German restaurant. I thought I would burst right then and there, but no, I only ended up pulling off a similar feat a few months later.

[ahhdurr]

Big Ed's BBQ in Old Bridge... they'll bring ribs till your eyes roll back. I've done 3 full racks but I've seen real eaters tear it up in there.

[Drunky McBetidont]

no man can eat fifty eggs.


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[MobCounty]

QFT 2 Slices per person is quite homo when Men are around

3 slices is the minimum when a pie is ordered

the slices are always smaller then the ones they sell in house

Yeah, two slices is an appetizer.

No kidding. If there's at least 3 people, 2 pizzas.

Yeah, if there are two couples, the men share an XL with pepperoni, and the ladies share a medium veggie combo, and the ladies always seem to have more left over.

[jauble]

Back when I was in early high school years and used to wrassle the end of the season gluttony dinner was awful. One of my favorites (of my own personal gluttony stories) though was when I had spent 8 hours on the beach in florida on vacation and went and shared a half pound of peal and eats then had a pound of crab legs a rack of ribs an ear of corn 2 sides of green beans and a delicous slice of key lime pie.

[RAAMONE]

i dont know if this is technically gluttony but i can eat crabs until i literally get bored

and i ate a whole pan of lasagne when i was younger

edit: oh and back in college before thanksgiving break we would get high and spend hours in the dining hall for thanksgiving dinner...probably the most i've ever eaten in my life

[mendyweiss]

http://http://fixedreference.org/2006-Wikipedia-CD-Selection/images/38/3856.jpg

Nothing Works Here

Nothing Works Here

The Medications Don't Work

I Hate This Place

[Freakshow]

http://www.fogodechao.com/images/layout/images/home-logo.gif

'nuff said

[A.J.]

Nordic Lodge in Charlestown, Rhode Island (http://www.nordiclodge.com/menu.html). I think I ate 5 lobsters plus a shitload of shrimp, oysters and clams.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Big Ed's BBQ in Old Bridge... they'll bring ribs till your eyes roll back. I've done 3 full racks but I've seen real eaters tear it up in there.

been there a good 4 or 5 times

I do the Full Rack

Then 6-10 Half Racks

The key is to not eat their addictive Garlic Bread, The carbs get in the way


Had all you can eat ribs last Sunday is Vegas (Dan Marino's Joint), ate 2 1/2 Racks, got embarrassed because the wives were around and stopped

[joethebartender]

That also reminds me...

When we were on our all-inclusive in The Bahamas, I would stagger bleary eyed to the pool bar at 10:30. Joseph already knew I needed a cheesesteak and a Kalik. Stat!!
Always tip your bartender, people.

I never worked the Bahamas, Tub. That was Hackensack that you did this in... and it wasn't a pool, it was the Hackensack River that you swam out of.

[joethebartender]

At my friend's batchelor party I ate two(2) porterhouse steaks "for two(2)" (28 ounces each). I was able to get the carnage down by way of three bottles of cabernet. This all went down at the steak house...then we went out drinking and philandering! I paid an extra $250 for my portion of the check (mostly the wine). Our euro-trash waiter's face was priceless when I asked for the second steak.

I was out of commission for three days after.

Silly me and my lupine tendencies!!! Tee hee.

http://www.barebonzbutchershop.com/images/recipes/Porterhouse_and_Twice_Baked_Potatoes_for_Two.jpght tp://www.barebonzbutchershop.com/images/recipes/Porterhouse_and_Twice_Baked_Potatoes_for_Two.jpg

[ravn816]

I was going to post about some of my pregnancy gluttony that occurred. But looking at the mass amounts of food listed in this thread by the rest of you, I'm just going to walk away. Cannot even compete. I'm still in shock with joethebartender's 2 porterhouse steaks.

[angrymissy]

At my friend's batchelor party I ate two(2) porterhouse steaks "for two(2)" (28 ounces each). I was able to get the carnage down by way of three bottles of cabernet. This all went down at the steak house...then we went out drinking and philandering! I paid an extra $250 for my portion of the check (mostly the wine). Our euro-trash waiter's face was priceless when I asked for the second steak.

I was out of commission for three days after.

Silly me and my lupine tendencies!!! Tee hee.

http://www.barebonzbutchershop.com/images/recipes/Porterhouse_and_Twice_Baked_Potatoes_for_Two.jpght tp://www.barebonzbutchershop.com/images/recipes/Porterhouse_and_Twice_Baked_Potatoes_for_Two.jpg

BRAV-O! I am jealous.

[Kit the Eskimo]

4 Ultimate Cheeseburgers from Jack-In-The-Box, on a bet with one of my buddies.

[DarkHippie]

I am nearly 300 pounds and you guys disgust me. I've never eaten close to those amounts. I think once I ate a pizza over two meals, and once I had 8 sliders, but thats it.

Seriously, the fat guy envies/pities you

[RoseBlood]

*MESSAGEBOARD PSYCHIC*

Coney Island - July 4th, 2009.

TheMojoPin takes on Pat From Moonachie at Nathan's!!
Go Mojo! Go Mojo!:clap:


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[MobCounty]

A box of Golden Grahams in one morning. nom nom nom...