Germaphobes!

[Furtherman]

Awww, can't touch a door handle without a paper towel?

Grow up!

[KingGeno]

Yea, they are nuts. I wish they understood that they are leaving themselves open for a SUPER VIRUS to turn their liver into liquid shit.

[joethebartender]

Back off, man!

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/44/54/0000034454_20061020235015.jpg

[grlNIN]

Every time someone sneezes or coughs he germs travel 6ft in every direction.

That really scares me.

[midwestjeff]

I share a microphone with several other people three to four nights a week.
I am looking not forward to sharing all of their illnesses.
I have thought about bringing my own, or at least a windscreen, but I don't want to be "that guy".
Oh well, maybe some of their germs will have hit songs in them.

[RhinoinMN]

Its all in the book.

http://www.healthbolt.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/What-about-bob.jpg

[led37zep]

Thought this was an anti-German thread.


nevermind.

[jauble]

Every time someone sneezes or coughs he germs travel 6ft in every direction.

That really scares me.

That is why I spin when I sneeze...to keep the man off my back.

[RhinoinMN]

Every time someone sneezes or coughs he germs travel 6ft in every direction.

That really scares me.

Or if your tooth brush isn't sealed up very well it will have fecal matter on it. Unless You have your toothbrush 30 feet away from your toilet.

[Furtherman]

I bring this up because in the mens room, behind the door, is a pile of paper towels that someone throws to the ground because they can't stand to touch it with their bare hands. It's f'n ridiculous. You just washed your hands, didn't you? And even if the person before you didn't... do you really think he's walking around with shit on his hands?

OK, I can kind of understand a public restroom where all sorts of animals could possibly mark their territory, but this is an office. We're all here because we can tie our shoes and can get ourselves to work in the mornings (some later than others, but still). To be such a baby is unprofessional.

[midwestjeff]

I bring this up because in the mens room, behind the door, is a pile of paper towels that someone throws to the ground because they can't stand to touch it with their bare hands.

You should pee in the paper towel dispenser.

[joethebartender]

Its all in the book.

http://www.healthbolt.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/What-about-bob.jpg

:lol::lol::lol::laugh::laugh:

[ladyface]

Gesundheit!

[~Katja~]

Thought this was an anti-German thread.


nevermind.

I know, I came to defend myself

[FANDICK]

Being exposed to germs makes your immune system stronger.

The people who always GET sick are usually germaphobes...then they go and blame it on everyone else.

Just another mental disorder.

[FUNKMAN]

no problem with germs. it's cooties and scerbs i worry about...

[Devo37]

no problem with germs. it's cooties and scerbs i worry about...

not me. i got my cootie shots, and i stay away from scerbians.

[Sue_Bender]

Yea, they are nuts. I wish they understood that they are leaving themselves open for a SUPER VIRUS to turn their liver into liquid shit.

When my liver turns to liquid shit, it'll have nothing to do with a "super virus"...

[grlNIN]

Or if your tooth brush isn't sealed up very well it will have fecal matter on it. Unless You have your toothbrush 30 feet away from your toilet.

Well, now i am going to kill myself.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I work with a germaphobe. I've been told that when he goes into the men's room, he tears off three paper towels, washes and dries his hands, goes to the urinal, washes and dries his hands again, and uses the third paper towel to open the door.

I try to fuck with him every chance I get.

A couple of months ago the hand soap ran out in one of the women's bathrooms. It wasn't replaced right away so I wound up using the other women's room where the hand soap was plentiful.

One day I saw him near my desk so I went up to him, put one hand on his shoulder and the other one on top of his hand. I said, "Dan, do you know who I can talk to about getting hand soap in the women's bathroom because we've been out of it for days."

He handled it pretty well (although I'm pretty sure I saw his eyelid twitch). I will guarantee you that he went back to his office and scrubbed his hands with Purell!!

[PapaBear]

I use paper towels (or my shirt) to open doors in public bathrooms. Besides that, and being totally skived by how filthy money is, I think I'm pretty normal.

[jonyrotn]

I'll stick my tongue in every nasty hole, crack and crevice on a woman but if I catch her using my toothbrush, it goes right in the trash heap..

Most times I'll get rid of the toothbrush too..

[bigtim666]

I work as a mall securiy guard, people who go there are animals i will not touch any door handle in the mall. Most of the other guards laugh at me, but i don't give a shit, its gross.

[LaBoob]

I used to have some serious germaphobic tendencies, but actually made a conscious decision when I went into college to walk away from it because I was wasting too much time with that and my other OCD-things (which really were ridiculous). I catch myself slipping back into them sometimes but I consciously pull myself back out because it's just silliness. With the germs thing it's definitely best NOT to think about it, which is difficult in a place like a public bathroom, but ya gotta do it. Keep your immune system pumped up so you can fight off whatever you happen to catch quickly. Plenty of germs are spread in situations we don't even think about, let alone ones that are obviously filthy... if you really focus on germs you will go crazy.

[Furtherman]

A woman I work with can't do anything before washing her hands if she had to hold onto a pole on the subway.

Dummy, the poles and bars are stainless steel. That surface is the least likely place where germs will harbor and grow.

But I do like to point out that the normal workspace of anyone has more germs than a public toilet seat.

In fact, there is a theory that all WE are is a vessel for the bacteria that live all throughout our body, skin and hair. They were here first, and the first tiny animals that swam and walked evolved from large groups of bacteria.

Germs!

[britneypablo]

i have really sweaty hands so whenever im about to shake hands with someone i always wipe my hand through my butthole so that the sweat doesnt get on their hands....its really a method to help them and the children

hopefully if there is any sickness on my butt they will touch their little kids with it so that their kids will get the sickness while they are young enough to fight the sickness and build the immunities too it....(yes im advocating to keep the kids alive...unlike i usually say)

[LaBoob]

My favorite video clip... EVER:

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[FANDICK]

My favorite video clip... EVER:


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lol

Holy shit!

That's my next intro. (Giving you full credit of course) :thumbup:

What is that from?

[A.J.]

Awww, can't touch a door handle without a paper towel?

Grow up!

Can't wash your hands after using the bathroom? Grow up! People are animals and I don't want to catch their filthy germs. I've watched grown men walk out of stalls after shitting and do a quick rinse under the water. That's not washing your hands.

Every time someone sneezes or coughs he germs travel 6ft in every direction.

That really scares me.

Which is why I bitched in previous threads about people who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze and/or cough. Like the scumbag behind me on my 12 hour flight from Asia.

I bring this up because in the mens room, behind the door, is a pile of paper towels that someone throws to the ground because they can't stand to touch it with their bare hands. It's f'n ridiculous. You just washed your hands, didn't you? And even if the person before you didn't... do you really think he's walking around with shit on his hands?

OK, I can kind of understand a public restroom where all sorts of animals could possibly mark their territory, but this is an office. We're all here because we can tie our shoes and can get ourselves to work in the mornings (some later than others, but still). To be such a baby is unprofessional.

There are signs in the bathroom in my office that remind people to keep the bathroom clean. SIGNS. Is this necessary for professional adults? Apparently so. I've seen toilets unflushed, hair left in the sink, coffee grounds left in the sink, toilet seat covers scattered on the floor.

I want to go to these peoples' houses and see the condition of THEIR bathrooms. No, on second thought, I don't.

I work with a germaphobe. I've been told that when he goes into the men's room, he tears off three paper towels, washes and dries his hands, goes to the urinal, washes and dries his hands again, and uses the third paper towel to open the door.

I try to fuck with him every chance I get.

A couple of months ago the hand soap ran out in one of the women's bathrooms. It wasn't replaced right away so I wound up using the other women's room where the hand soap was plentiful.

One day I saw him near my desk so I went up to him, put one hand on his shoulder and the other one on top of his hand. I said, "Dan, do you know who I can talk to about getting hand soap in the women's bathroom because we've been out of it for days."

He handled it pretty well (although I'm pretty sure I saw his eyelid twitch). I will guarantee you that he went back to his office and scrubbed his hands with Purell!!

I respect this guy.

As for my own obsessive hand-washing, I haven't gotten the flu or a bad cold in years. And I never get flu shots.

[Freakshow]

Every time someone sneezes or coughs he germs travel 6ft in every direction.

That really scares me.

The she germs are all right. But those he germs, watch out for those!

[LaBoob]

lol

Holy shit!

That's my next intro. (Giving you full credit of course) :thumbup:

What is that from?

Upright Citizens Brigade... great show. Ass pennies = brilliant!

[FANDICK]

Upright Citizens Brigade... great show. Ass pennies = brilliant!

Where do I find this show?

[LaBoob]

Where do I find this show?

It's available on dvd on Amazon right now. It was a Comedy Central series and I think there were only two seasons... they reshow it sometimes on that channel, but I wouldn't count on seeing it that way.

[FANDICK]

It's available on dvd on Amazon right now. It was a Comedy Central series and I think there were only two seasons... they reshow it sometimes on that channel, but I wouldn't count on seeing it that way.

Cool.

Thanks!

:thumbup: