Would the world miss two Asians?

[Bossanova]

The two that live underneath me are making alot of baning and wierd moving noises, and making wierdo asian smely food. Just asking if anyone would miss them

[DiabloSammich]

Drill a hole in the floor and let your balls hang through their ceiling.

They'll think it is some kind of hairy, wrinkly poltergeist and head for ze hils.

[K.C.]

The two that live underneath me are making alot of baning and wierd moving noises, and making wierdo asian smely food. Just asking if anyone would miss them

Does one of them know douggrasso?

[epo]

What asians? I know nothing!

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[PapaBear]

Drill a hole in the floor and let your balls hang through their ceiling.

They'll think it is some kind of hairy, wrinkly poltergeist and head for ze hils.
Or they might think it looks like a culinary delight. I'm pretty sure they probably have knives, too.

[jauble]

Find out if they are Korean, if the answer is yes plant plutonium in their apartment when they are out. Call the feds and say you hear questionable things going on in there.

[led37zep]

I dunno.

ask Pol Pot.

[Bossanova]

Find out if they are Korean, if the answer is yes plant plutonium in their apartment when they are out. Call the feds and say you hear questionable things going on in there.

One Thai, one Chinese. Any tips?

[K.C.]

One Thai, one Chinese. Any tips?

One's a peder-ass, one's a communist spy.

Call the po-po.

[DolaMight]

what happened is that somebody split water on them. Come tomorrow there will be exponentially more Asians.

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[jauble]

One Thai, one Chinese. Any tips?

Plutonium still works then or you poison a dog carcass and put it in their fridge.

<----- Sterotypes based on race.

[K.C.]

http://asiangang.ytmnd.com/

[Bossanova]

http://asiangang.ytmnd.com/

HAHA! Now I have to watch Cable Guy

[thejives]

Oh shit, the Thai and Chinese are working together!

[Bossanova]

Oh shit, the Thai and Chinese are working together!

And to top it all off. They have a huge "Thai satellite dish" for tv viewing. This thing is ridiculous huge

[joethebartender]

The two that live underneath me are making alot of baning and wierd moving noises, and making wierdo asian smely food. Just asking if anyone would miss them

We're gonna need a keg of Guinness and a box of invitations. When do you want them out?

PS- I'll be the lead dancer if you don't mind replacing the light fixtures in the apartment below.

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[joethebartender]

And to top it all off. They have a huge "Thai satellite dish" for tv viewing. This thing is ridiculous huge

That's a wok.

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/41668/wok_s_.jpg

[thejives]

And to top it all off. They have a huge "Thai satellite dish" for tv viewing. This thing is ridiculous huge

You know. let me tell you a little story.

I lived in white plains, ny above two south asians who had sex all the time very loudly (and very quickly) at the most inopportune times. Example: I'm giving my wife (then fiance) flowers and telling her how proud I am of her law school accomplishments... and there are asians banging downstairs. I'm on the phone with my parents finding out that my grandmother is getting a pacemaker ... and there are asians banging downstairs. I'm getting dressed to go to the biggest job interview of my life ... and there are asians banging downstairs. Months of my life were punctuated by asians banging downstairs.

So how did we deal with it? One day the asians were moving their air conditioner inside. I was leaving the apartment and they were struggling horribly to get it to the door. As I left I looked back as they implored me with their eyes to hold the door for them. I waited a second for them to get close, and then let go of the door, and watched it bump him, knocking the air conditioner on the bricks (probably denting it). Then I walked away, with my cell phone FM player playing ron and fez (I believe ron was talking about fearing robots so much he unplugs his blender at night).

So just wait. Your time will come.

[Bossanova]

You know. let me tell you a little story.

I lived in white plains, ny above two south asians who had sex all the time very loudly (and very quickly) at the most inopportune times. Example: I'm giving my wife (then fiance) flowers and telling her how proud I am of her law school accomplishments... and there are asians banging downstairs. I'm on the phone with my parents finding out that my grandmother is getting a pacemaker ... and there are asians banging downstairs. I'm getting dressed to go to the biggest job interview of my life ... and there are asians banging downstairs. Months of my life were punctuated by asians banging downstairs.

So how did we deal with it? One day the asians were moving their air conditioner inside. I was leaving the apartment and they were struggling horribly to get it to the door. As I left I looked back as they implored me with their eyes to hold the door for them. I waited a second for them to get close, and then let go of the door, and watched it bump him, knocking the air conditioner on the bricks (probably denting it). Then I walked away, with my cell phone FM player playing ron and fez (I believe ron was talking about fearing robots so much he unplugs his blender at night).

So just wait. Your time will come.


Your story has given me hope. Thank you sir

[thejives]

Your story has given me hope. Thank you sir

I'm a fucking hero.

[Bossanova]

Jives, did they cook awfl rice dishes that stunk up your place?

[thejives]

Jives, did they cook awfl rice dishes that stunk up your place?

I don't know what it was, but curry powder was involved and it permeated my nasal membranes to the point that I can no longer smell natural smells.

[midwestjeff]

I'm giving my wife (then fiance) flowers and telling her how proud I am of her law school accomplishments... .

Dude, you married a lawyer?

Cha-ching!!! Nice.


Boss, quit fucking around,
you know what needs to be done.



Kill them.

[Bossanova]

I don't know what it was, but curry powder was involved and it permeated my nasal membranes to the point that I can no longer smell natural smells.

Its the worst smell in the world.

Dude, you married a lawyer?

Cha-ching!!! Nice.


Boss, quit fucking around,
you know what needs to be done.



Kill them.


HAHA! This is why i love you

[thejives]

Dude, you married a lawyer?

Cha-ching!!! Nice.
Kill them.


I know. I fucking rock.