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Furtherman
07-14-2008, 07:59 AM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/Eye_of_Isis/HansGruberLarge.jpghttp://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070725/wedding/khan_l.jpg

Which is the ultimate bad guy for your movie?

Both have great accents.
Both have blond big haired number two men.

http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/img/picb/A0000039.jpghttp://www.fanboy.com/images/wrath-of-khan.jpg

Plus they both get a drawn out yelling of their name by their nemesis.

John McClain: "Haaaaaaannnssss!"

Captain Kirk: "Kaaaaaaaahhhhnnnn!"

booster11373
07-14-2008, 08:01 AM
If Im in space give me Hans, If Im in a Japanese office building give me Khan

Judge Smails
07-14-2008, 08:07 AM
http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/btb/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hans_franz.jpg

"They both look like a couple of girly-men to us!"

Furtherman
07-14-2008, 10:24 AM
Both come with loyal hechmen!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/hansmen.jpg

http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/wrath_of_khan.jpg

joethebartender
07-14-2008, 11:09 AM
You forgot Keyser Soze.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Keyser_Soze_Sketch.jpg/800px-Keyser_Soze_Sketch.jpg

jonyrotn
07-14-2008, 11:38 AM
You forgot Keyser Soze.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Keyser_Soze_Sketch.jpg/800px-Keyser_Soze_Sketch.jpg
But "Keyyyyyser....Bubbie...I'm your white night!" doesn't seem to roll off the tongue as easily..

Dougie Brootal
07-14-2008, 12:10 PM
hans gruber, runnin away with it!

Furtherman
07-14-2008, 12:22 PM
Both are well educated!

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept. For there were no more worlds to conquer. The benefits of a classical education."

"I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up."

cougarjake13
07-14-2008, 03:07 PM
gruber

mikeyboy
07-14-2008, 03:11 PM
Khan loses based on the awful space-age mullet alone.

RhinoinMN
07-14-2008, 03:30 PM
Khan loses based on the awful space-age mullet alone.

Yeah, but he had those fucked up ear mite things. That has to count for something.

PapaBear
07-14-2008, 05:40 PM
Kahn wins because he survived his first appearance. Hans was one and done.

Sheeplovr
07-14-2008, 05:48 PM
http://blogs.nypost.com/40by40/photos/Fantasy%20Island.jpg

the Kahn The Kahn!!

MisterSmith
07-14-2008, 06:05 PM
Kahn wins because he survived his first appearance. Hans was one and done.

That is a really good point! :thumbup:


But how are we judging this? Hans is conventionally brilliant, but Kahn is a genetically engineered genius.

grlNIN
07-14-2008, 06:43 PM
Alan Rickman and not just because he is dead sexy but because we share the same birthday.

Sue_Bender
07-14-2008, 06:47 PM
Khan loses based on the awful space-age mullet alone.

Isn't it reassuring to know that the Mullet survives good taste into the future?



I don't sleep well...

But if I did, it would be due to this information.

Gmann
07-15-2008, 12:19 AM
Wasnt Khans muscular chest fake ??

Gruber wins because he was a smooth pimp ass terrorist/thief who ran a tight ship till some Irish flatfoot from NY became the fly in his ointment.

patsopinion
07-15-2008, 12:46 AM
no one every quotes hans

kahn on ther other hand has some of the best lines in all of star trek
and therefore all of sci fi

Reephdweller
07-15-2008, 03:02 AM
http://crushgroovin.com/wp-content/icahn.bmp


Neither, my money is on Icahn!!

Hottub
07-15-2008, 03:56 AM
I'll go with Hannah Hahn. She really produces!:thumbup:

Reephdweller
07-15-2008, 04:36 AM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s75/chipper10-love/2_James_Caan.jpg

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Sue_Bender
07-15-2008, 04:36 AM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s75/chipper10-love/2_James_Caan.jpg

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!

I don't get it.

Furtherman
03-12-2009, 10:55 AM
Bump!

Poll Lover
03-12-2009, 10:57 AM
Hans.

drusilla
03-12-2009, 10:59 AM
But "Keyyyyyser....Bubbie...I'm your white night!" doesn't seem to roll off the tongue as easily..

<3

A.J.
03-12-2009, 11:01 AM
Khan tasks me.

El Mudo
03-12-2009, 11:02 AM
Franz

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/Images/Archduke-Franz-Ferdinand.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
03-12-2009, 11:06 AM
Harry Ellis

EliSnow
03-12-2009, 11:09 AM
no one every quotes hans

I just did it the other day, when I used the "schiest dem fenster line."

kahn on ther other hand has some of the best lines in all of star trek
and therefore all of sci fi

Aren't some of them from Moby Dick and Shakespeare?

Furtherman
03-12-2009, 11:14 AM
[FONT="Arial"][SIZE="3"]Aren't some of them from Moby Dick and Shakespeare?

...and Klingon.

EliSnow
03-12-2009, 11:26 AM
All I know is that after Die Hard, we saw a lot of metrosexual Euro-fag villains in movies.

I don't think Khan had as big of influence.

A.J.
03-13-2009, 02:42 AM
All I know is that after Die Hard, we saw a lot of metrosexual Euro-fag villains in movies.

I don't think Khan had as big of influence.

That's because he was a genetically-engineered Superman. Nobody could come close.