What's your definition or look for the perfect girl?

[Flea_Man]

People often ask me “hey Matt/Flea/whatever what is your definition of the perfect girl. What’s the one look or mentality that she can possess that would win your heart, mind, and dick in a second?” Well actually no one has really ever asked me that; most of the time they ask me retarded questions like “are Opie and Anthony nice” or “why do you wear Affliction t-shirts when you’re obviously not an mma fighter or in any possible shape to be one”. But it’s the kind of question I’d like to be asked, so I’m going to answer it. One of my measures of a hot chick is not just her looks, but her attitude, personality, everything all rolled into one delicious and sexy treat that I can sink something into her other then my teeth. Of course, looks are what most people are going to see at first, so my previous statement means dick to a lot of you. After much pondering, soul-searching, and overall brainstorming, my perfect girl can best be summed up from a 30 second psa from 10 years ago. That’s right, I’m talking about the famous “this is your brain on drugs” commercial staring none other then Rachael Leigh Cook. Link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qyXFN4ocN_o

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1) First thing about why she’s perfect is she is all natural. No botox, no breast implants, no dyed roots, nothing fake on her. Just a natural, real girl. Best thing any chick can do is not modify her body on the inside (more on that later).
2) I’ll start from top and make my way below. Her hair is free flowing, medium length black hair. No products to tamper with it, almost looks like bed hair. I love long hair, and dig short hair on some chicks; but this length is perfect and ready to grab or play with or for her to do nicely and in different styles. Doesn’t get in your mouth, or she has to do that “tuck back and move my hand in front of my face” move. It’s an absolute perfect length and style.
3) Amazing eyes. Self explanatory.
4) Good size boobs. I love tits but I hate when they’re overly huge and veiny or mosquito bites. These are just an amazing and good size.
5) Perfect amount of meat on her. She’s not a toothpick and not fat. A nice round tummy, nice legs, no boney arms.
6) She takes care of herself. As by looking at her, you can absolutely tell that she cares for her body and what she does to it. Her nails are done and her skin is clean. Yet at the same time, looks like she just threw on jeans on headed downstairs. Again, it’s the natural aspect I love.
7) You don’t see everything on her and that’s a major turn on. Maybe she has a hidden tattoo or piercing (which btw, tattoos and piercing are fucking sexy). Just a hint of mystery goes a long way.


Now that the looks are out of the way, what exactly in a personality do you look for? Well that’s also summed up in this video.

1) She doesn’t smoke or do drugs. That’s apparent just from the title. Lulz
2) In order to demonstrate her message, she uses violence. To me, this definitely means she is great in the sack. Huge points right there.
3) She cares about her family, friends, money, job, self-respect, future, and life. In one sentence she tells you what are her priorities.


So all it took for me was 30 seconds to find the perfect chick. Too bad it’s not that simple in reality.

So what's your view?

[Vodka Mule]

She's got to have a good sense of inferiority.

[A.J.]

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-connelly.jpg

[commish13]

Gianna Michaels.

[PapaBear]

She's demure...friendly...loving and good-looking
Good-looking and wealthy
She is tall, pretty, thin, blonde
A loving person, great personality, fun to be with
Independent, gorgeous, rich, powerful
Liberal yet she's very romantic
Of course, she'd have to have the perfect figure
Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone i know says she's beautiful
And i dream about her even in my sleep
Everyone i meet says she's beautiful
Blonde hair, blue eyes, about 5'6"
Well, blonde about 5'8"
Blonde about 5'9"
36" 24" 36"
Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone i know says she's beautiful
And i dream about her even in my sleep
Even with her clothes on she's beautiful
Not necessarily beautiful, but...
Lovely...sexy...she's contagious
Talented...creative...controllable
Very fashionable...good religious woman
She's extremely mobile
Silent...electrostatic...enigmatic
My wife...my mother
Pretty with hairy legs
Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone i know says she's beautiful
And i dream about her even in my sleep
Even with her clothes on she's beautiful

[tele7]

Tina Fey

[BlackSpider]

People often ask me...

No,



they don't.

[zathrus]

either i'm in a really bad mood or you guys suck!!! :annoyed:

[Death Metal Moe]

Somewhere, right around...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album31/christina-applegate08120601.jpg

[bobrobot]

Can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!

http://www.accuratetrailerhitch.com/Images/03_News/Don't-overload-your-trailer.jpg

[midwestjeff]

People often ask me “hey Matt/Flea/whatever what is your definition of the perfect dick?”
one delicious and sexy treat.
my previous statement means dick.
After much pondering, soul-searching, and overall brainstorming,
1) First thing, nothing fake
2) length is perfect and ready to grab or play with in front of my face. an absolute perfect length.
3) Amazing. Self explanatory.
4) I hate when they’re overly huge and veiny.
5) Perfect amount of meat. not a toothpick and not fat. A nice round boney.
6) Again, it’s the natural aspect I love.
7) You see everything and that’s a major turn on. goes a long way.
8) great sack.

To each his own.

[britneypablo]

my perfect girl would be me, with longer hair, bigger fake titties, and maybe a little skinnier...oh also i would need to have a personality that is sweet rather than the asshole personality i have....then i would be in love with me

[~Katja~]

Damn Flea, you really are a lazy fuck...lol... you write something you think was clever or smart and then have to post it all over the internetz....
Did you blog it yet and put it on WB?RGF?myspace, facebook?

[led37zep]

Mouth, Boobs

[Tallman388]

a morally casual attitude is a good start.

[Dougie Brootal]

britneypablo.

[JPMNICK]

aren't you still a virgin? who cares what you think about what the perfect girl is. how do you even know if your theories are correct?

this would be like asking a highschool baseball player what they perfect batting stance is for the majors

[JackBurton Says]

I didn't realize we could start the same thread with the same exact post on all the different message boards Flea. Guess I have a lot of learning to do now that I'm a member one more than one board. Thanks!

[mikeyboy]

Damn Flea, you really are a lazy fuck...lol... you write something you think was clever or smart and then have to post it all over the internetz....
Did you blog it yet and put it on WB?RGF?myspace, facebook?

Ha! Every time I see flea post something, I wonder how many places he has cross-posted it.

[JackBurton Says]

I didn't realize we could start the same thread with the same exact post on all the different message boards Flea. Guess I have a lot of learning to do now that I'm a member one more than one board. Thanks!

BTW, im SnuggleBug on FBA...that is why I said that for anyone who cares, which i doubt anybody does hahahaha.

p.s. look at me acting like anyone would know the snugglebug name lol I SUCK. don't remind me. :thumbdown:

[~Katja~]

Mouth, Boobs

your dream girl is missing two holes :D
unless of course you like to be fucked by fat breasted gay men... then there is no need for them.

[paulisded]

Damn Flea, you really are a lazy fuck...lol... you write something you think was clever or smart and then have to post it all over the internetz....
Did you blog it yet and put it on WB?RGF?myspace, facebook?

This is one of the many reasons I love Katja.

[Bossanova]

What ever girls hang out with douggrasso and his chick, because I know he isn't going to be fucking them

[britneypablo]

id do dougie and his chick.....as long as he buys pizza and beer....

[Ritalin]

BTW, im SnuggleBug on FBA...that is why I said that for anyone who cares, which i doubt anybody does hahahaha.

p.s. look at me acting like anyone would know the snugglebug name lol I SUCK. don't remind me. :thumbdown:

Snugglebug?

that's kinda gay

[Hottub]

your dream girl is missing two holes :D
unless of course you like to be fucked by fat breasted gay men... then there is no need for them.

Gospel, yo!

[led37zep]

your dream girl is missing two holes :D
unless of course you like to be fucked by fat breasted gay men... then there is no need for them.

Its not gay if you don't see a cock.

[~Katja~]

Its not gay if you don't see a cock.

what if you feel it...

[led37zep]

what if you feel it...

Gay. Very Very Very Gay.

[Hottub]

The breasts are an amazing thing. At first glance, an ample bosom will get any guy's attention in a second. But when it comes down to it, they wind up playing a secondary roll. (The TF is way over rated)
The real magic is the sensitivity of the nipples. When it comes down to making love, that is part of the secret to real succuss in pleasing her.

Carry on.

[~Katja~]

nah, not every woman is about the nips....

[Hottub]

nah, not every woman is about the nips....

The Few. The Proud...

For many women it is a conduit. At least the women I have known.

Do you find it ineffectual, or annoying?

[epo]

So this thread has devolved into Hottub's nipple fetish? Maybe Gvac was right........... :ohmy:

[Hottub]

I find it out side of the norm, and would like a little bit of insight.
If you want to creep it up, that is your prerogative.

[Kris10]

So this thread has devolved into Hottub's nipple fetish? Maybe Gvac was right........... :ohmy:

i was just thinking the same thing.

Flea who?

[JackBurton Says]

Snugglebug?

that's kinda gay

Point?

[~Katja~]

The Few. The Proud...

For many women it is a conduit. At least the women I have known.

Do you find it ineffectual, or annoying?

neither, there is just more than just nips to a breast.
They definitely have their role but other things are involved at the same time...lol
makes sense?

[K.C.]

The perfect chick is whichever one I go home with.

(100 bonus points for who ever posts the first 'Soooo...there's no perfect chick?' response....bastards.)


:happy:

[jauble]

BTW, im SnuggleBug on FBA...that is why I said that for anyone who cares, which i doubt anybody does hahahaha.

p.s. look at me acting like anyone would know the snugglebug name lol I SUCK. don't remind me. :thumbdown:

Snugglebug?

that's kinda gay

He did say FBA.....board fight!!!

Personally I like a drunk girl. Because they and jonyrotn find me funny.

[Kit the Eskimo]

Ana Ivanovic. End of discussion.

[JackBurton Says]

He did say FBA.....board fight!!!

Personally I like a drunk girl. Because they and jonyrotn find me funny.

Put up your dukes buddy! Wait......nevermind this sucks.

[~Katja~]

He did say FBA.....board fight!!!

Personally I like a drunk girl. Because they and jonyrotn find me funny.

drunk girls are always funny. I find I get hilarious and write the funniest emails or post on message boards when drunk... then go back to reading what I wrote the next morning.
Thanks to firefox the spelling seems alright, but god I can't look in people's faces for days.

[biggestmexi]

Lllooonnnggg Llleeegggsss

[Freakshow]

I've thought long and hard about this, and Flo from the Progressive commerical is the perfect girl.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_7ZckZ-8naz0/SCDzmJg8tII/AAAAAAAABE8/fBkaT98a_xM/s400/Flo+from+Progressive.JPG

[Ritalin]

Point?

If I have to have a point to everything my post count is going to go way down.