Stealing R&F Bits

[EliSnow]

I've realized that lately I've been stealing R&F bits when I post.

For example, when someone posted a phrase similar to a song lyric, I took Ron's bit and referenced the rest of a song in my post.

Yesterday, I also did Ron's bit where I pretended that a movie (or two) was real life, and was actually an experience in my life.

Anybody else finding themselves using R&F bits/jokes in their posts or real life, or am I the only hack here?

[ANC]

I just did it today:
I gave up on Aquaman after that awful film adaptation James Cameron did with Vinnie Chase.

:wallbash:

[Sue_Bender]

Yeah, except when I do them they're not funny.

[TooLowBrow]

i used to steal bits back in california.
i had moved there to be an fbi agent, before that i was a quarterback, but i hurt my shoulder.
i met these surfers, id go around with them, wearing presidential masks, stealing bits.
then they made me jump out of a plane and i fucked lori petty

[RAAMONE]

not R&F but jimmy

ive been going through a really annoying phase where when i see things and use jimmy's "are ya?" bit...i dont even do it to be funny cause i say it in my head or maybe just mutter it...its so annoying

yesterday at the grocery store there was a sign that said "shop here and save on gas...i immediatly said...will we

i saw some new apartments and there was a sign that said "pets welcome"...are they

sign on cash register at gas station "we need 1 dollar bills"...do ya

i'm just going around questioning everything...i think i'm going crazy

[ANC]

not R&F but jimmy

ive been going through a really annoying phase where when i see things and use jimmy's "are ya?" bit...i dont even do it to be funny cause i say it in my head or maybe just mutter it...its so annoying

yesterday at the grocery store there was a sign that said "shop here and save on gas...i immediatly said...will we

i saw some new apartments and there was a sign that said "pets welcome"...are they

sign on cash register at gas station "we need 1 dollar bills"...do ya

i'm just going around questioning everything...i think i'm going crazy

Yeah I got that problem too, I yell "Do ya?, Will I?, Could ya?" at Radio and TV commercial... then I catch myself and feel like a dope.

[patsopinion]

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i'm just going around questioning everything...i think i'm going crazy

Raaaaaaaamone
get this douche a straight jacket

[Sue_Bender]

i used to steal bits back in california.
i had moved there to be an fbi agent, before that i was a quarterback, but i hurt my shoulder.
i met these surfers, id go around with them, wearing presidential masks, stealing bits.
then they made me jump out of a plane and i fucked lori petty

That's from Point Break.

[patsopinion]

That's from Point Break.

:thumbup::clap:
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take a seat captn obvious

[Sue_Bender]

:thumbup::clap:
glad you could join us

take a seat captn obvious


Yes, I know Captain...Blobvious.

:thumbup::clap:

[OGC]

It's nice to see that Sue_Bender finally got outside.

[patsopinion]

It's nice to see that Sue_Bender finally got outside.

and apparently she takes the skin off chicken

oh i hate that i know that

[LaBoob]

Yes, I know Captain...Blobvious.

:thumbup::clap:

:lol: Sue Bender's the best.

[silas]

:lol: Sue Bender's the best.

Is she?

[LaBoob]

Is she?

Uh huh.

[silas]

Uh huh.

So then, you're saying that you don't just like her....

Of course, i've er, borrowed R+F lines; with the #of hours most of us listen, i would have to guess that most everyone does, even if they're only a "c-ya!" "thaaankyou" etc mostly for our own amusement.

I did get a that's-witty laugh when i used RB's 'luv tango, hated cash' gag for some other "&".

Even aside from delivery and (expert kungfu) timing, the context of most stuff makes them pretty hard to reproduce...i believe there is a thread with "awkward" moments when Ron lines used.

[Sue_Bender]

Uh huh.

I'm quite fond of her also.

Sue's my favorite great big fat person.




However, LaBoob might just be the grooviest lady on the board.


Perhaps on all of the interwebs!

[SatCam]

Yesterday, I also did Ron's bit where I pretended that a movie (or two) was real life, and was actually an experience in my life.

I do that one all the time !!!!! people love it !!!

sorry ron

[djjd]

i steal jimmy's "is it, are you, do they, etc..." bit a lot

i'll also give people the ronnie line "you don't have to work blue, you're better than that", when a buddy is cursing

i use the "i don't make you a bad person" line also

nobody gets it cause nobody i know in real life listens to the shows

i've thought about using some of ronnie's lines just to try and find fans of the show, if somebody asks how i'm doing say "cool and the gang" or if they're telling me what they do, tell them "well i got two radio shows"

[sailor]

i borrow "face!" from time to time, but the people get it.

[hurlmon]

i steal jimmy's "is it, are you, do they, etc..." bit a lot

i'll also give people the ronnie line "you don't have to work blue, you're better than that", when a buddy is cursing

i use the "i don't make you a bad person" line also

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these are the ones I use the most

[KnoxHarrington]

I've stolen Ronnie's "rubes and carnies" bit in political discussions, because I think it's just a brilliant way to look at our political climate.

[silas]

i'll also give people the ronnie line "you don't have to work blue, you're better than that", when a buddy is cursing




I'm guessing that's just an old comedian intentional-cliche line....iirc, Letterman used to use that alot......etc

[ahhdurr]

not R&F but jimmy

ive been going through a really annoying phase where when i see things and use jimmy's "are ya?" bit...i dont even do it to be funny cause i say it in my head or maybe just mutter it...its so annoying

yesterday at the grocery store there was a sign that said "shop here and save on gas...i immediatly said...will we

i saw some new apartments and there was a sign that said "pets welcome"...are they

sign on cash register at gas station "we need 1 dollar bills"...do ya

i'm just going around questioning everything...i think i'm going crazy

Dumb local barber shop banner: Joe's Back! Is he?

"I just got in my pajyaamas ... and now I'm going STRAIGHT TO COLLEGE!" Are ya?

I'm doing the same thing, uncontrollably. I have to shut commercials off.

My wife mentioned something about pants yesterday - I asked her if they were smoke pants. She looked at me like: :blink:

I mentioned there's a new comic book (on mic at a show) - the most amazing thing: it's a man ... with the powers of one man. He's called man man. Everyone looked at me like::blink:
I'm still working stuff like that into the show in an attempt to root out some RnF fans.

[Edwin]

not R&F but jimmy

ive been going through a really annoying phase where when i see things and use jimmy's "are ya?" bit...i dont even do it to be funny cause i say it in my head or maybe just mutter it...its so annoying

yesterday at the grocery store there was a sign that said "shop here and save on gas...i immediatly said...will we

i saw some new apartments and there was a sign that said "pets welcome"...are they

sign on cash register at gas station "we need 1 dollar bills"...do ya

i'm just going around questioning everything...i think i'm going crazy

I catch myself doing that, too.

[PMB917]

I find myself making fun of my gay friend all the time, does that count?

I also find myself doing the "how would you beat up" bit all the time.

[CambriaBurning]

I do Ronnie's "it doesn't make you a bad person" a LOT... and I don't know why.

As for Lil' Jimmy... I find myself making people repeat bad jokes and yelling "WE GOT IT."
That one really goes over brilliantly with others, they think it's so mean spirited, haha.

[Furtherman]

I don't think of it as stealing their bits.

I'm pretty sure that 99% of us here realize that we're using a bit because it works and of course it would be a R&F bit on a R&F board.

[Dougie Brootal]

i steal all of r&f and o&a and jimmy bits. i havent had an original thought since 1990.

[silas]

I don't think of it as stealing their bits.

I'm pretty sure that 99% of us here realize that we're using a bit because it works and of course it would be a R&F bit on a R&F board.

Ron mentioned The Jack Benny Radio Show today; the "well, I've got 2 shows" oh-yeah? was a long-running gag there...Carson used Benny's crossed arms with hand to chin look....Benny had writers and was on the Vaudeville circuit....

[Marc with a c]

eric logan is ripping ron off

[Sue_Bender]

eric logan is ripping ron off

No, E-Lo left first.

[Marc with a c]

No, E-Lo left first.

you left first

[Serpico1103]

you left first

Both wrong. Neither have left.

[Sue_Bender]

you left first

I left off right.


Where the fuck are you, Budday?

[pladd]

I use the "I'm f'ing starving" line quite a bit.

[boonanas]

Opie steals R&F's bits all the time, as well as Jimmy's.

[samnyc]

Did Ant steal one of Ron's lines on 7/17 when Mike from New Jersey called and said "I've been in IT development for 20 years and mobile development for 5" and and Ant responded, "Hey, I'm in Radio" ??

You decide.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I used a very Bennington-esque line once, though maybe not an exact quote. My girlfriend of the time was jokingly asking if I'd ever sleep with a man and running through different scenarios where I might be tempted.

Her: What if the two of you were in a cabin and were caught in a mudslide?

Me: By 'mudslide' do you mean 'gay scat fest'?

Her: No!

Me: Okay, sorry. I don't know all the terms.

[fillourenco]

what year is this 1971? constantly

[Clinton Bigsby]

Did Ant steal one of Ron's lines on 7/17 when Mike from New Jersey called and said "I've been in IT development for 20 years and mobile development for 5" and and Ant responded, "Hey, I'm in Radio" ??

You decide.

Nice catch. When I heard that I was thinking the same thing.

[RAAMONE]

Did Ant steal one of Ron's lines on 7/17 when Mike from New Jersey called and said "I've been in IT development for 20 years and mobile development for 5" and and Ant responded, "Hey, I'm in Radio" ??

You decide.

yeah i caught that...dont really think hes trying to steal bits...probably just comes out cause he listens alot...he also uses "face" quite a bit

[rocksteady]

Yeah, I call almost everyone "Budday". It's a standard now.

When the oppurtunity arises, "Earl, you got any ______ back there, i'm fucking starving" is used a lot.

Good thread by the way

[romerocortez]

I think I've said this before but I always use "my mother didn't raise me that way" and "that's crazy talk"

[RhinoinMN]

Sometimes when I am talking about O and A, I say Ohhhhhhhhhh and Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ironically nobody changes expression.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

I steal Ronnie's Cloud House line when making fun of hardcore religious goofs.

[Voreskin]

I've realized that lately I've been stealing R&F bits when I post.


Anybody else finding themselves using R&F bits/jokes in their posts or real life, or am I the only hack here?

Every fuggin day! I can't stop. Its hard for me to not use them on my podcast. I know where your coming from.:annoyed: