Everyday reflections

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Why isnt ok to take a squirt in public. Pee Pee is sterile liquid anyway so you wont catch any germs. I dont see why such a basic human function should be against the law. I mean Dogs can walk along and take a squirt where ever they want and no one lifts an eyebrow. Animals pee and crap all over the place but I dont see anyone causing a ruckus over that.But should I take a tinkle in public I get jumped by the police, spend a night in jail and get fined. I just dont understand.
While we are the subject, animals dont have to wear clothes and they can have their junk dangling about. Why cant we. I dont see anyone saying "hey you.... black lab.. put your clothes your tally wacker is hanging out. or hey you collie put that yambag away." You just dont see or hear that.
And since we are dealing with animals, I dont see anyone getting bent out of shape should 2 animals should decide to "couple." Everyone does it. Almost everyone loves doing it. I dont understand why we cant just drop down and pop the cork,do the wild bunny mambo, and for some people the 5 second stick up. Its all natural and hey God endorses it. So why is that against the law?
So when you go to the park everyone get naked,play park the bus in the garage(like me), and take a leak when you are done. And most of all be happy doing it!


why are blonde jokes so short???
So men can remember them.
LMAO.
HEHE I am a man, but the joke is so true.

[Doogie]

I think that you should get rid of your dog fella...you are thinking wayyyyyyyyy to many naughty things that involve your dog.
Next thing you know, you will be involved with those animal porn sites...
As to the naked thing though, just remember, human beings wear clothes cause we are more naked in a literal sense. Clothes are put on us to keep us warm or keep us cool. Im sure that if we went naked for a long time a few generations would develop a thicker skin than us, Evolution dictates that somthing of that magnitude would happen. Like the eskimos, they have thicker skin than me or you...why?? Generations upon generations of living in Polar Climates.
Little side question...do eskimos have a lesser degree of shrinkage cause of thicker skins?? Or is it equal?? Just curious on that...
I hope that I helped to enlighten your thoughts...

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

That is a very anglo centric view of the world. Considering humans are widely thought to have originated in africa, where clothing isnt neccessary. And the countries with the highest populations are generally settled on the equator, there is little need for clothing in those countries.
Religion is the cause of clothing my friend. Nakedness is considered very animal and barbaric. And in particular , the christian religion tries to establish the fact that humans are not animals but made by God. Since animals dont wear clothing and have uncontrollable urges, and have no souls,the religions(christians) try to seperate us from what we really are, in my view, products of evolution. Many of our laws that govern behavior, are against people allowing their natural urges(animal) to come out in public. Because of the need of man and religion to seperate himself from animals. Hence you have clothing, and laws to remained clothed, no urination in public, and no sex in public and certainly no sex for sale. All laws designed to distance ourselves from animals.
I find it funny how we try to distance ourselves from animals and set ourselves above the other residents of this planet. We fancy oursleves so much better than the rest, but really the planet is better off with out us.
btw I dont own a dog, and the reference was for imagery and comedy. I find animal porn and bestiality repugant.

If parenting is such a joy;
why did God allow his only son to die. Did Jesus forget to clean his room or did he get bad grades. Then bam! to the cross with you. That'll teach you to be the son of God and get bad grades.

[Sheeplovr]

your saying we cant pee in public oh gees

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