The Douchiest Phone Message In History

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[sailor]

yeah, dmitri's funny crap.

[Foster]

Douchie, maybe.
But you have to admit that guy seems to know how to get women.

[sr71blackbird]

I bet he called like 5 times after that

[Devo37]

damnit! that guy's stealing my rap!

[Reephdweller]

I hope Olga is clued in by now that Dmitri is a catch, otherwise she can forget it.

[TooLowBrow]

oi! this whole this is too much bullshit.
the guy is so ass-piring movie maker, after failing at his other careers.
this it too much of a 'let me create my own viral video/audio that i can milk for some money'

that said, what a douch(bag)
nsfw

[LaBoob]

I want to punch this guy in the balls!

"Women approach me 6, 7 times a day." That's his 3rd sentence in this message. And there's NO WAY IN HELL that's true.

"I'm giving you an opportunity here... you call me as soon as you have the courage to."

"I'll assuuuuume"... he's an over-annunciating ASS.

[sr71blackbird]

Imagine how utterly horrible she is going to feel if she missed this incredible opportunity simply because she was foolish enough to go to her own family's funeral out of town?

[sailor]

Imagine how utterly horrible she is going to feel if she missed this incredible opportunity simply because she was foolish enough to go to her own family's funeral out of town?

didn't he say it was ok if she hadn't called back because her mother died or something? (i haven't heard it in like a week)

[SatCam]

Jerry Taker's evil twin brother

[led37zep]

Damn...I think I want to date him now.:wub::wub::wub:

[IamPixie]

I like the threatening technique. Always works on me.

[TooLowBrow]

I like the threatening technique. Always works on me.

you are so beautiful, but also stupid. perhaps it is from how you were raised, or, maybe you were dropped as a child. call me.

[IamPixie]

you are so beautiful, but also stupid. perhaps it is from how you were raised, or, maybe you were dropped as a child. call me.

:lol:

[moochcassidy]

Imagine how utterly horrible she is going to feel if she missed this incredible opportunity simply because she was foolish enough to go to her own family's funeral out of town?

ahha no.

listen again.

Being a family funeral and not a childhood rape, it would fit into the 'something horrible happened in your life' category as a non-psychological problem. If Olga called him back (before the deadline) and provided this information in an elegant manner, i dont wonder if dimitri would be willing to forgive this time.

[FANDICK]

lol

He says SHE should look up "passive/aggressive" in the dictionary?

What a complete tool.

I like how he's "approached 6 or 7 times a day by women" yet he's been single for 4 months, had to settle for a long distance relationship which he was in for a year and admits he approached HER on the street.

I hope he gets syphillis.