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K.C.
07-02-2008, 07:47 PM
I'm watching Sportscenter right now, and this is like the third night in a row they've done a story on one of the most ridiculous tragic, 'completely fucked,' 'nice knowin' ya' type of kids.

Last night, it was some blind kid who wanted to pet Smarty Jones...now it's some soccer kid.

Are they trying to make me miserable before bed each night?


It's gotta be some gimmick

K.C.
07-02-2008, 07:49 PM
I'm watching Sportscenter right now, and this is like the third night in a row they've done a story on one of the most ridiculous tragic, 'completely fucked,' 'nice knowin' ya' type of kids.

Last night, it was some blind kid who wanted to pet Smarty Jones...now it's some soccer kid.

Are they trying to make me miserable before bed each night?


It's gotta be some gimmick

Ok, got it...they're promoting Make A Wish Foundation.

ChrisTheCop
07-02-2008, 07:50 PM
At least they dont show it on the back of buses as youre stuck in traffic,
trying to eat.


(jeez I just tried to post one of these ads, and I cant bring myself to do it).

jonyrotn
07-02-2008, 07:55 PM
(jeez I just tried to post one of these ads, and I cant bring myself to do it).

Just do it Chris..Man the fuck up and just fuckin do it...

ChrisTheCop
07-02-2008, 07:57 PM
http://www.dickrutgers.com/uploaded_images/9-Pedro-759723.JPG

jonyrotn
07-02-2008, 07:58 PM
http://www.dickrutgers.com/uploaded_images/9-Pedro-759723.JPG
You're sick!
Makin fun with an ugly baby..
I'll see you in hell...

jauble
07-02-2008, 08:00 PM
hey the kid seems happy...pearly whites from ear to ear.


oh...now I get it.

Devo37
07-02-2008, 08:01 PM
I'm watching Sportscenter right now, and this is like the third night in a row they've done a story on one of the most ridiculous tragic, 'completely fucked,' 'nice knowin' ya' type of kids.

Last night, it was some blind kid who wanted to pet Smarty Jones...now it's some soccer kid.

Are they trying to make me miserable before bed each night?


It's gotta be some gimmick

have they done a story about the girl who got surgery to fix the fact that she was born with feet that were backwards and upside-down? she just got out of the hospital. maybe they could have her meet that guy whose legs are chopped off at the knees who just won a lawsuit to be able to run in the olympics with his spring-legs .

ChrisTheCop
07-02-2008, 08:03 PM
You're sick!
Makin fun with an ugly baby..
I'll see you in hell...

Thats not my point! Before some mod comes running in and says I'm insensitive!
My point is along the same lines as KC, that its uncomfortable to have to watch the physical deformities of others (especially Kids) when youre otherwise trying to enjoy yourself!

TELL me about the disease, TELL me about the charity, but to shove it in front of me causes immediate tune out.

midwestjeff
07-02-2008, 08:03 PM
http://www.dickrutgers.com/uploaded_images/9-Pedro-759723.JPG

I'd hit it.

Judge Smails
07-02-2008, 08:08 PM
http://www.dickrutgers.com/uploaded_images/9-Pedro-759723.JPG
http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg

underdog
07-02-2008, 08:17 PM
TELL me about the disease, TELL me about the charity, but to shove it in front of me causes immediate tune out.

ESD went off on a rant about the same exact thing a few months ago.

You have to admit that it does get your attention, though.

Chigworthy
07-02-2008, 08:43 PM
At least they dont show it on the back of buses as youre stuck in traffic,
trying to eat.


Would you say that it spoils your pallet?

ChrisTheCop
07-02-2008, 08:45 PM
Would you say that it spoils your pallet?

http://bryanchristian.com/portfolio/tv/010910ngd1.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid
07-02-2008, 08:47 PM
Sportscenter is useless now that ESPN News is on

AngelAmy
07-02-2008, 08:50 PM
did you see the thing about the basketball coach who died in a fire before the team went on to their championship??!?? that one had me tearing up.

patsopinion
07-02-2008, 08:52 PM
Ok, got it...they're promoting Make A Wish Foundation.

i was hoping that opie and anthony were going to do the shock jock thing with this

they line up some really horrible puns and word play that the right person could absolutely destroy

ChrisTheCop
07-02-2008, 08:53 PM
did you see the thing about the basketball coach who died in a fire before the team went on to their championship??!?? that one had me tearing up.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8GQ4xsn0d_I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8GQ4xsn0d_I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

AngelAmy
07-02-2008, 08:57 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8GQ4xsn0d_I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8GQ4xsn0d_I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

yup that be it....i started to watch it but i decided not to.

that shot from center court was crazy though

the first time i watched it i was like "OH NO"

ChrisTheCop
07-02-2008, 09:06 PM
Well...the end was cut off of the one I posted...so...I guess they win!!!!

And now, back to the funny:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0PsB8HuRLiA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0PsB8HuRLiA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

The best part is they guy being consoled by a mouse.

epo
07-02-2008, 09:25 PM
This ESPN "Titletown" thing is a fucking disgrace upon American culture.

underdog
07-02-2008, 09:35 PM
This ESPN "Titletown" thing is a fucking disgrace upon American culture.

No, Who's Now was the disgrace. "Titletown" is just normal.

epo
07-02-2008, 09:40 PM
No, Who's Now was the disgrace. "Titletown" is just normal.

Actually, the city of Green Bay, Wisconsin owns the rights to "Titletown, USA"....so this whole fucking thing is an ESPN circle jerk.

TheMojoPin
07-02-2008, 09:49 PM
Something is wrong with ESPN?

What.

Shut up.

You crazy.

What are you talking about.

Impossible.

No way.

Unthinkable.

Knowledged_one
07-03-2008, 08:48 AM
Something is wrong with ESPN?

What.

Shut up.

You crazy.

What are you talking about.

Impossible.

No way.

Unthinkable.

Jay Mariotti has just been dispensed to take care of you Frighty Fright Style

TheMojoPin
07-03-2008, 08:56 AM
Are you sure he didn't just request security to protect him after I asked to have a conversation?

underdog
07-03-2008, 09:22 AM
Are you sure he didn't just request security to protect him after I asked to have a conversation?

On PTI yesterday, he literally asked if he should stop thinking Derrick Rose is a good person because he got a speeding ticket.

I have no idea how he keeps a job. Are there actually people who like him?

Freitag
07-03-2008, 09:31 AM
On PTI yesterday, he literally asked if he should stop thinking Derrick Rose is a good person because he got a speeding ticket.

I have no idea how he keeps a job. Are there actually people who like him?

It's why Francesa still has a job. People hate him, but people listen/read him.

Kevin
07-03-2008, 09:36 AM
They showed Arod on YES with a kid with terminal liver cancer.. He hung out with Arod in his APT and took him to the stadium..

My question is, did he tell the kid beat it, when the camera's went away?

Knowledged_one
07-03-2008, 09:37 AM
It's why Francesa still has a job. People hate him, but people listen/read him.

Like Stephen A Smith

God hes dreadful

underdog
07-03-2008, 01:34 PM
Like Stephen A Smith

God hes dreadful

Stephen A Smith has lost almost all of his jobs. He's basically just a blogger now. ESPN even relegated him to "sideline" duty during the NBA Draft.

drjoek
07-03-2008, 01:47 PM
Just a little bit off the subject BUT
Granted i have a little free time that would be better served doing anything else but
I had a stopwatch and a pitch counter in my car and was driving to the beach a week or so ago and thought I'd do a test on ESPN sports radio.
How much time was actually spent talking about sports in an hour and how many times they said the letters E S P N

total time talking sports 25:36
total # ESPN 77 times
In one hour !!!!

Unbelieveable

TheMojoPin
07-03-2008, 02:13 PM
ESPN: The American League of sports coverage.

underdog
07-03-2008, 02:17 PM
ESPN: The American League of sports coverage.

That would make Fox Sports the National League.

Proving, again, that the American League is far superior.

TheMojoPin
07-03-2008, 02:22 PM
I would argue that it makes the slowly growing Comcast networks the NL.

Understated, yet far superior and with much more depth.

Bossanova
07-11-2008, 04:09 PM
I miss the half hour SporstCenters. I am realy sick of Title Town, Make A Wish, Next, Where are They Now, and now the Best Championship of the FIRST FUCKING HALF of 2008. Just give me scores and stop with the Coors Light 6 pack cold hard fact nonsense

KnoxHarrington
07-11-2008, 04:37 PM
I miss the half hour SporstCenters. I am realy sick of Title Town, Make A Wish, Next, Where are They Now, and now the Best Championship of the FIRST FUCKING HALF of 2008. Just give me scores and stop with the Coors Light 6 pack cold hard fact nonsense

"Titletown" is one of the most meaningless wastes of time ESPN has ever done, and that's saying a lot.

Titletown is Green Bay as much as The Big Apple is New York. They have no right to change it to waste time on their shitty show.

epo
07-11-2008, 04:52 PM
"Titletown" is one of the most meaningless wastes of time ESPN has ever done, and that's saying a lot.

Titletown is Green Bay as much as The Big Apple is New York. They have no right to change it to waste time on their shitty show.

Nevermind the fact that the Packers owns the trademark to the name "Titletown". ESPN, what a bunch of jerkoffs.

Bossanova
07-11-2008, 04:55 PM
I can't believe they actually ad Stanford on the other day. C'mon, nonsense

cougarjake13
07-11-2008, 05:29 PM
I miss the half hour SporstCenters. I am realy sick of Title Town, Make A Wish, Next, Where are They Now, and now the Best Championship of the FIRST FUCKING HALF of 2008. Just give me scores and stop with the Coors Light 6 pack cold hard fact nonsense

thats why i just watch espn news now

its what the half hour sportscenters used to be

underdog
07-11-2008, 05:46 PM
I can't believe they actually ad Stanford on the other day. C'mon, nonsense

They had Kansas on, too. KANSAS.

cougarjake13
07-11-2008, 05:49 PM
They had Kansas on, too. KANSAS.

and tennessee

yeh theve won mens and womens ncaa b ball championships but what else ???

how could you put that over a city that has mutliple 4 sport championships, and maybe some ncaa championships depending on what city it is

sailor
07-11-2008, 05:49 PM
thats why i just watch espn news now

its what the half hour sportscenters used to be

but, with c-level hosts

They had Kansas on, too. KANSAS.

rock chalk

cougarjake13
07-11-2008, 05:58 PM
but, with c-level hosts




i dont care, im watching for scores and any breaking sports news


i could care less who the fuck is telling me



kilborn's not walking through that door, patrick's not walking through that door, olbermann's not walking through that door

sailor
07-11-2008, 06:14 PM
kilborn's not walking through that door, patrick's not walking through that door, olbermann's not walking through that door

that just makes you sound old. http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v319/tankexmortis/Smileys/th_Silly_avatar_by_Dicx.gif

cougarjake13
07-11-2008, 06:17 PM
that just makes you sound old. http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v319/tankexmortis/Smileys/th_Silly_avatar_by_Dicx.gif

fine with me

you youngin's dont know how good ya have it


back in my day i had to get up , walk to the store, and buy a newspaper to find out who won the game last night

no fancy tv's, internets, or radios to tell me

you're all a bunch of spoiled brats

sailor
07-11-2008, 06:25 PM
fine with me

you youngin's dont know how good ya have it


back in my day i had to get up , walk to the store, and buy a newspaper to find out who won the game last night

no fancy tv's, internets, or radios to tell me

you're all a bunch of spoiled brats

used to suck having to wait for the paper for box scores. and i was thinking "why doesn't he just go to the internet if all he wants is scores and don't care aboot personalities?"

cougarjake13
07-11-2008, 06:28 PM
used to suck having to wait for the paper for box scores. and i was thinking "why doesn't he just go to the internet if all he wants is scores and don't care aboot personalities?"

personalities are over rated


and most of what espn has on right now sucks ass, but i like van pelt


i like kenny mayne but he's never on much asan anchor

K.C.
07-14-2008, 08:33 PM
What do I have to do to get Wilmington, Delaware on Titletown USA?

I want to claim the Heroin Championship of the United States.

Largest percentage of addicts per population! We're #1! We're#1



...hey, is that Josh Hamilton walking down my street...