Post your defense weapons!

[Snoogans]

Guns rule, and everyone should have one. They are much needed when someone breaks into your place. Im aware not everyone agrees, and so those sissies get a bat or some type of protection.

I just put the paperwork in to obtain a license for the purchase of this beauty:

http://www.autoburst.net/graphics/Rifles/Moss500.jpg

Try breakin in with that guard dog fools.

So what are you all strapped with?

[SatCam]

oh god - if youre out there - please dont let snoogans have a gun :help:

[booster11373]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051130/051130_AF-laser-weapon-1_hmed_12p.hmedium.jpg

for Aliens

[IMSlacker]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Boxer_dog.jpg/669px-Boxer_dog.jpg

[LaBoob]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/cutiepie.jpg?t=1214791115

(She's wearing a pin that says "graffiti buster" :happy:)

[JerseyRich]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1309/542320980_2a6059f453.jpg?v=0

[Snoogans]

oh god - if youre out there - please dont let snoogans have a gun :help:

already good, just waiting for my card to come. After I get that beauty in home defense, I will complete my collection with the classic, reliable tool:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2936/glock45withmagloaderse6.jpg

[jauble]

http://www.streetdirectory.com/img/florist/_MG_2712-640.jpg

I can become an issue on this...plus after the fact that it is empty you have a handy bludgeon.

[Fallon]

Snoogans is gonna date the weather girl from channel 11 soon.

[Friday]

nobody fucks with Mr Handsome

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/handsomewhiskers.jpg

[Snoogans]

Snoogans is gonna date the weather girl from channel 11 soon.

isnt she like 60? I would take Lisa Mateo though

[HBox]

http://pics.livejournal.com/eska/pic/0007wfdq

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/BSG_Cylon-new.jpg

[Snoogans]

This thread was actually inteded to be serious, for the people actually interested in adequately protecting themselves

[IMSlacker]

This thread was actually inteded to be serious, for the people actually interested in adequately protecting themselves

Maybe you should have put it in "That's Life".

[Friday]

Maybe you should have put it in "That's Life".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snoogans]

Maybe you should have put it in "That's Life".

fuck that. That place is ass. Plus, jokes arent unwelcome, I just dont want it to get where the thread derails completely

[Reephdweller]

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[Tenbatsuzen]

This thread was actually inteded to be serious, for the people actually interested in adequately protecting themselves

Oh, in that case:

http://www.ultimate-freestuff.com/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/vox/media/pills.jpg

[TerryJaker]

I defend myself with butterfly kisses and a hot cup of cocoa.

[Snoogans]

you suck at life and no one likes you cause you are ugly

[TerryJaker]

you suck at life and no one likes you cause you are ugly

That's not true at all. I ahve tons of friends and even if I didn't, well gosh golly, there's a whole world full of billions of people to be friends with! Although I am glad that you can take out some of your aggression on me. It warms my heart to help others, and I'm sure those nasty thoughts sit better on this board than in your heart.

[IMSlacker]

TerryJaker is now officially my favorite board character.

[razorboy]

The Mod Squad. Don't let their unassuming appearance fool you. They're vicious.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/hoop.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/l_c10c75c529413210672d13db6a71d3-1.jpg

[A.J.]

http://www.cianw.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/gun%20show.jpg

[Chip196]

I have a Side by Side 16 Gauge under the bed. It's a beautiful gun I use for Turkey and Duck as well.

[booster11373]

http://dragonladysworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/equipment.bmp

[Death Metal Moe]

http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/11/oddjob.jpg

[walking joint]

and i turn the pressure all the way up

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Garden_hose_pistol.JPG/800px-Garden_hose_pistol.JPG

[jonyrotn]

already good, just waiting for my card to come. After I get that beauty in home defense, I will complete my collection with the classic, reliable tool:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2936/glock45withmagloaderse6.jpg
Well, I live in the Bronx and work in Harlem, so this baby is never far from my immediate lungable area..15 in the clip 1 in the pipe..Squeegy-man beware!
I also have my old .38cal, it's a 3" ruger on a (way to heavy) .357 frame..


No, that's a lie..I usually leave my guns at work in my locker, or if they for some reason make it out of the precinct with me, I'll throw it in my nightstand..I hate carrying a gun..

Guns work, but I find my words are the most effective weapon I carry..They might not send you to the Emergency Room but they will scar you for life..:smile:

[EliSnow]

I call her Winona:

http://www.starshipmodeler.com/other/mm_pulse_Finished.jpg

[britneypablo]

i have a 9 and a small revolver but due do the fact that when i shoot, if the criminal doesnt make a special effort to get hit, then he probably will be safe unless i can literally put the barrel on them....so if im going to miss i prefer to miss with THIS: http://www.archerhunter.com/images/DOB1_LG.jpg

plus that way if i accidentally commit a felony i can still use my weapon of choice

[Yerdaddy]

I'm always strapped with one of these:

http://www.gea.de/fm/6/zsazsa_8985082_onlineBild.jpg

Fuck da police!



Actually, for the first time in my life, I carry a $4 switchblade if I think I'm going to be out late in Phnom Penh. There's some dodgy motherfuckers in this town.

[A.J.]

Actually, for the first time in my life, I carry a $4 switchblade if I think I'm going to be out late in Phnom Penh. There's some dodgy motherfuckers in this town.

http://www.freewebs.com/outsiders-girl/lol%20funny%20johnnycakes.jpg

[booster11373]

I sleep in this, cant be to careful

http://www.mace.us/images/mace/mace_250x251.jpg

[booster11373]

rain wont fuck with me no more!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/967145/2/istockphoto_967145_opened_umbrella.jpg

[Furtherman]

I throw Russian supermodels.

[Midkiff]

I don't go anywhere without my Tom Brown Tracker, as seen in The Hunted.

http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/tops/images/tracker.jpg

[KingGeno]

Retarded White Tiger
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8358/1975ligerhq1.jpg

[Midkiff]

Isn't that a "liger?"

[KingGeno]

No, that is a retarded tiger. It's legit.

[underdog]

I have a cat so friendly that he disarms anyone's bad intentions as soon as they walk through the door.

Oh, and I moved into a building so confusing that an intruder couldn't find his way to my apartment.

[Fallon]

Oh, and I moved into a building so confusing that an intruder couldn't find his way to my apartment.

You moved into foundrymusic.com?

[Crippler]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/323506895.jpg

The dawn of a new generation in luxury personal weaponry, the Annihilator 2000 is America’s premier survival home & travel total security unit. The Annihilator 2000 is a light weight, high performance weapon that meets the demands of the new generation of upper income Urban Survivalists. The Annihilator 2000 has the conveniences of a cellular telephone, with fax machine, & a microwave oven. Night vision goggles, microprocessor, verbal alarm systems, compact disc player, digital AM/FM radio, video camera, and playback functions are just a few of the features of the extraordinary Annihilator 2000.




(sorry...but Beverly Hills Cop III has been on one of the HBO channels every night it seems for the last month...and I know how much Snoogans loves my dated references that all have to do with old Eddie Murphy movies.)

[epo]

Guns rule, and everyone should have one. They are much needed when someone breaks into your place. Im aware not everyone agrees, and so those sissies get a bat or some type of protection.

Try breakin in with that guard dog fools.

So what are you all strapped with?

Safety first in the condo village?

[sr71blackbird]

Winchester Defender:
http://www.militarypictures.info/d/964-2/winchester1200.jpg
Coach Gun:
http://www.taylorsfirearms.com/products/images2/1878coachalt.jpg
Marlin 22:
http://www.businessweek.com/1999/99_33/art33/bw3397.jpg
Spyderco Endura:
http://a-couteaux-tires.zevillage.org/images/endur.jpg
Louisville Slugger:
http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-1469582dt.jpg
My mitts:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/106/288752856_415bc60226.jpg?v=0

[KnoxHarrington]

http://djb.doomwadstation.com/bfg64.gif

[RAAMONE]

i sleep with a 9 iron under my bed...and i have a new yorkie puppy

[TooLowBrow]

i have two guns
'welcome to the gun show!'
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/guys-beach-body-biceps-400a050307.jpg

[tele7]

http://www.jamestowndistributors.com/userportal/woeimages/00000408.jpg

fuck yeah!

[PapaBear]

Pretty much just a club and this...

http://www.pacificrimdistributors.com.au/Images/7OT.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Snoogans, that Mossy 500 was my first gun. It's a little rough around the edges, but for the cost it's a great shotgun. Please don't get the pistol grip. That thing is detrimental to any kind of tactical shooting unless you train extensively with it, and it doesn't really offer any advantage. The collapsible-butt pistol grip stocks are far better, but you need to get ghost-ring sights to accomodate the new position of your head.

[MobCounty]

I got something for everything between 3 feet and 400 yards. However, this is my go to guy in a pinch at home.

http://www.guntechinc.com/870expsyn18_1gun.JPG

[sailor]

http://www.cianw.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/gun%20show.jpg

haha

i have two guns
'welcome to the gun show!'
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/guys-beach-body-biceps-400a050307.jpg

http://www.gapingvoid.com/fail444456.jpg

[AnnoyedGrunt]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5693/lonewolfandcub7sd.jpg

(I have a couple extras hidden in the baby cart as well)

[TooLowBrow]

dear a.j.,
i was just making a joke. we are always unprepared. i have learned, sarcasm cuts deep. i need a weapon that hurts as much as your comments.
sexy love, TLB

[DarkHippie]

My defense is that i am large. I also have a collapsable steel club that i keep on my window sill.

[sailor]

My defense is that i am large. I also have a collapsable steel club that i keep on my window sill.

and your unflinching willingness to kill.

[TheMojoPin]

The power of RAWK...FUCK YEAH!!!

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[A.J.]

dear a.j.,
i was just making a joke. we are always unprepared. i have learned, sarcasm cuts deep. i need a weapon that hurts as much as your comments.
sexy love, TLB

Please reread more carefully. Those weren't my comments.

[Yerdaddy]

Retarded White Tiger
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8358/1975ligerhq1.jpg

Put a hat on that thing backwards and it's Snoogans.

[sailor]

Put a hat on that thing backwards and it's Snoogans.

brilliant! it's just missing the dodgers cap.

[biggestmexi]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/AaronsPIc002-1.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/AaronsPIc001-1.jpg

AND A FUNNY PIC I SAW WHILST LOOKING FOR THOSE

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/niggggggggggga.jpg

[DoubleJ]

Far suburbs and a deadbolt.

[EliSnow]

I do own one of these:

http://www.karatedepot.com/y/Spring%20Baton/items/wp-ba-19.jpg

[Yerdaddy]

I do own one of these:

http://www.karatedepot.com/y/Spring%20Baton/items/wp-ba-19.jpg

I bet you're just dying to use the line, "You wanted to tussle... we tussled," aren't you, Eli From the Block?

[EliSnow]

I bet you're just dying to use the line, "You wanted to tussle... we tussled," aren't you, Eli From the Block?

I was thinking more of how Ben used his baton in the desert on Lost, but that scene did occur to me as well.

[Dan 'Hampton]

http://cutlerscove.com/survival-knives/images/hackman.jpg

[Snoogans]

Snoogans, that Mossy 500 was my first gun. It's a little rough around the edges, but for the cost it's a great shotgun. Please don't get the pistol grip. That thing is detrimental to any kind of tactical shooting unless you train extensively with it, and it doesn't really offer any advantage. The collapsible-butt pistol grip stocks are far better, but you need to get ghost-ring sights to accomodate the new position of your head.

I like the pistol grip, it just looks awesome. This thing is gonna be pretty much for my bedroom incase someone comes in. Im not gonna ever need it for "tactical" shooting. Plus its holds 8 rounds, I'm bound to connect with one of them. Chances are I'd be firing that bitch through a door anyway

[midwestjeff]

Snoogans' new theme song.
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[EddieMoscone]

http://cheapsportsautographs.com/catalog/images/303-444360.jpg

Robin Ventura Model by the front door.

Custom model I got when I was 11 by my bed.

[TheMojoPin]

http://cheapsportsautographs.com/catalog/images/303-444360.jpg

Robin Ventura Model by the front door.

Why would you leave it by the front door? Someone breaks in that way, they're gonna think, "hey, it was nice of this guy to leave me this swell bat!"

If someone has a weapon, why wouldn't you just keep it in the bedroom? That's where you're most vulnerable since someone breaking in when you're home is most likely when you're already in bed.

[Snoogans]

Why would you leave it by the front door? Someone breaks in that way, they're gonna think, "hey, it was nice of this guy to leave me this swell bat!"

If someone has a weapon, why wouldn't you just keep it in the bedroom? That's where you're most vulnerable since someone breaking in when you're home is most likely when you're already in bed.

Thats why most gun owners have 2 or 3. ! in the bed room, and one or 2 stashed in a good hiding place somewhere around the house incase you are in like the kitchen or something when it goes down. NEVER leave it near the door.

[booster11373]

Thats why most gun owners have 2 or 3. ! in the bed room, and one or 2 stashed in a good hiding place somewhere around the house incase you are in like the kitchen or something when it goes down. NEVER leave it near the door.

I recommend a baby's crib or toddlers playpen

[TheMojoPin]

! in the bed room

That's better than ? or ... in the bedroom.

[led37zep]

I use this to defend myself against ducks.

http://www.gunshopfinder.com/remington/870express.jpg

[Don Stugots]

S&W .38 Special Snub Nose revolver. It is small enough to hide anywhere and it will get the job done.

[EddieMoscone]

Why would you leave it by the front door? Someone breaks in that way, they're gonna think, "hey, it was nice of this guy to leave me this swell bat!"

If someone has a weapon, why wouldn't you just keep it in the bedroom? That's where you're most vulnerable since someone breaking in when you're home is most likely when you're already in bed.

Hence the "Custom model I got when I was 11 by my bed."

The one by the door is for those times when it's not a "breaking and entering". Guys posing to be UPS, Cops, Utility Repair, Cable Company, etc. try and force their way into apartments and houses all the time. I would say it pops up on the news here in NYC every few months.

[WampusCrandle]

I use this to defend myself against ducks.

http://www.gunshopfinder.com/remington/870express.jpg

:happy:

[Chigworthy]

I like the pistol grip, it just looks awesome. This thing is gonna be pretty much for my bedroom incase someone comes in. Im not gonna ever need it for "tactical" shooting. Plus its holds 8 rounds, I'm bound to connect with one of them. Chances are I'd be firing that bitch through a door anyway

Shooting at someone to defend your life=Tactical shooting.

[Snoogans]

Shooting at someone to defend your life=Tactical shooting.

if I got 8 shots, I'm sure I'll be ok

[Chigworthy]

if I got 8 shots, I'm sure I'll be ok

With that pistol grip, the intruder might be ok to.

[midwestjeff]

I have a steak knife by my bed and I keep this ferocious beast by my side at all times.
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj210/jacord13/IMG_2582.jpg
So yeah, I'm fine with dying in a home invasion. I take solace in the fact that I have nothing of any significant value so any murderous thieves will be very disappointed.

[TheMojoPin]

if I got 8 shots, I'm sure I'll be ok

Yeah, but everything around the intruder will have 8 giant holes in it.

[Furtherman]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/teak_shower_caddy.jpg

[KingGeno]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1227/845207221_cd1fe02100.jpg

[MobCounty]

http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2006/10/16/d-fence.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/teak_shower_caddy.jpg

:thumbup:

[reillyluck]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/teak_shower_caddy.jpg

:thumbup:

:lol: you fucker!!! that's my weapon!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

http://www.freewebs.com/outsiders-girl/lol%20funny%20johnnycakes.jpg

:lol::clap:

Fucking Brilliant.

[MobCounty]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/photogalleries/wip-week31/images/primary/tiger-big.jpg

I use a retard tiger to keep kids outta the pool when I am gone.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Fallon please photoshop a ballcap on those tigers.

[ahhdurr]

Asian fuedal peasant resistance weapons:

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/escrima.jpg">

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/josan.jpg">

If they somehow get past me, there's always the enforcers:

<img src = "http://www.geocities.com/paperbag3/newmanruby.jpg">

[ahhdurr]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/teak_shower_caddy.jpg

well played sir.

[TheMojoPin]

Snoogans wanted me to tell you all that if you try and break in he's got two coyotes running around inside that'll crush your neck like you were a delicious baby.