Six Word Memoirs

[DiabloSammich]

Write your life story in six words.

Sounds simple, but is harder than it looks, and is addicting once you start.

Based on the book "Not Quite What I Was Planning", which is full of these six word memoirs from famous writers and personalities.

Try yours, and try someone else's on the board.

Mine - The ends have justified the means.

Hippo's - Has sneaky speed. Just ask him.

[britneypablo]

Mine: She Came, Slept, as Continuous Occurrence .................. ESDave: I'm Different But I'm a Grower

[Tall_James]

Mine: "To those who doubted...UP YOURS!!!"

Earl Douglas: "Still Lazy After All These Years"

[jauble]

I read Diablo that is all.

[keithy_19]

Tried hard, failed even harder.










































































get it?








:thumbdown:

[Coach]

Coach, he yelled because he cared.
And aren't these epitaphs?

[sailor]

hippo: "words, words, words, words, words, bacon."

mine: "boring douche who makes pretty babies."

[jonyrotn]

Mine: Dinner's on me, breakfast's on you..
Moochcassidy: My heart's American, my ass' Irish..
Marc with a c: If it's nice, don't say it..
Earthbrown: Ignorant, Racist, Despicable, intolerant, White Supremist...
BlackEarl: I came,I saw, I napped....
Diablosammich: You don't need no stinkin' papers..
Dougrasso: If anyone asks, you're my niece/nephew..
Fallon: Redsox, Celtics, Patriots, Bruins, Whitey Bulger...
Crazed: Would you like fries with that?
ChrisTheCop: FREEZE! Or I'll make you laugh..
ReillyLuck: RF.net, weed, booze, In that order..
JustJon: I'm not sure, I'll ask Mikeyboy..
Midwestjeff: I play the guitar, wanna fuck?
Midkiff: Wanna see my cock and balls?
Jauble: Let's play 2! First her, then you.. (do #'s count?)
HOTTUB: I'm "nerd cool", like Mark Cuban..
Mikeyboy: Yeah, JustJon already asked me that..
Caseyelan: Asshole! And don't call me sweety!
Snoogans: You like hair? Check this out!
JoeTheBartender: always The funniest guy in the room..
EDIT: Sheppy: Can you fuck a comic book?

[deliciousV]

nobody cares, no reason you should.

[Sue_Bender]

Drunk at the shoe store again.

[Team_Ramrod]

he wanted to stick it where!?

[DonInNC]

No regrets....OK, maybe a couple.

[Snoogans]

Hurry up and light that shit

[A.J.]

Moochcassidy: [/COLOR]My heart's American, my ass' Irish..

Shouldn't that be "arse"?

[Kris10]

he wanted to stick it where!?

WTF? LOL

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I married Milhouse. What a mistake.

[jonyrotn]

WTF? LOL

Rouski: What the fuck? Laugh out loud! :smile:

[Friday]

i should have been a lesbian

[NickyL0885]

Mine : Do You Take Debit Cards?

[sailor]

i should have been a lesbian

then friday realized, there's still time

[jonyrotn]

Mine : Do You Take Debit Cards?
Why? You got NY Liberty tickets?

[RoseBlood]

Mine: Dinner's on me, breakfast's on you..


I thought yours would've been:

jonyrotn: I have ass sex with fags.

[Bossanova]

I thought yours would've been:

jonyrotn: I have ass sex with fags.

Mind if I steal that one Rosey:thumbup:

[jonyrotn]

I thought yours would've been:

jonyrotn: I have ass sex with fags.Hmm..Let me find out...

Well, you certainly fucked up my shit on that one..I thought my line was creative and suave, but yours kind of makes me look gay..

Mind if I steal that one Rosey:thumbup:
Come on Boss, you wouldn't?
Internet friends don't do that to one another..

[Snoogans]

Hmm..Let me find out...

Well, you certainly fucked up my shit on that one..I thought my line was creative and suave, but yours kind of makes me look gay..


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[King Hippos Bandaid]

I drink therefore I am

















fuckers

[Snoogans]

I drink therefore I am

















fuckers

yours should be: I wish I could stop gambling

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yours should be: I wish I could stop gambling


house saving

done

I got yelled at for wanting to buy a $5 Dollar shirt

[midwestjeff]

I wish I could say more.

[Snoogans]

house saving

done

I got yelled at for wanting to buy a $5 Dollar shirt

is 5 dollar shirt some new code for a trifecta?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is 5 dollar shirt some new code for a trifecta?


I wish, Old Navy July 4th Shirt

[Recyclerz]

(Although jonyrotyn already alluded to this one...)

I came, I saw, I quit.

[K.C.]

I've made a huge tiny mistake

[ungluedcargo]

Not as crazy as I look

[Friday]

I wish I could say more.

you speak volumes with your music

:wink:

[lleeder]

Beef cheese alcohol sex repeat sleep.

[Friday]

Beef cheese alcohol sex repeat sleep.

lleeder: my wife is way too hot

[Coach]

lleeder: my wife is way too hot

Friday: I got boobs They are fabulous!!!!

[Devo37]

Drink much beer.
My poor liver...

[drjoek]

Don't forget to wear your retainer.