things GVAC would do to get laid...

[Captain Rooster]

Well..

I heard the guy speak Spanish to the Peruvian Model the other night....Italian to the Italian model....and then he began to recite the Gettysburg Address to the chick that was dressed as the flag!

What lengths will this man go to in search of the almighty naughty girl place?

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[The Blowhard]

Sell a kidney.
Become a Mormon.
Walk through a trailer park with a 20 on his forehead.
Join a cult.
Date a man just to get to his sister.
Tell everyone that he plays guitar..chicks love that!
Offer a homeless woman a bowl of soup.
Hang outside "The School For The Blind" and allow chicks to "feel his face".
Work as a Prison Guard in a woman's prison.
Tell women he has 6 months to live.
Stand outside a high school and offer girls "help with their homework.
Pay hookers just to feel that he "got lucky".
Sell his soul.;)


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[RF Godfather]

...everything except eat his own Poo?

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[Sheeplovr]

MAke out wiht a guy

oh wait he still said no :( i can still dream

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[F1Gm3nT]

In summertime everyday... he drives down bergenlive ave from North bergen to Union city... just to look and drool at the mami's... wait I do that too...
PLAY ON PLAY ON GVAC

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the post whore strikes again!!!
feel wid da propah!! deal wid da matter!!!

[JerseyRich]

How desperate is this...
He is willing to drive into the city with Me and Big Jim in the car in order to get to a party were chicks will undoubtedly be hanging on him...
Now that's desperate...
But I love the guy!
:)


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[Captain Rooster]

-Work at a morgue
-sing show tunes
-offer to watch my wife while I am work
-learn hypnotism
-keep an ether rag in his back pocket at all times
-Join the circus (chick clowns are all whores)
-become a male cheerleader


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[Poison Ivy]

You say it like it's a bad thing ;)

What's a matter boys, jealous? lol

[Gvac]

Ivy, you hit the nail right on the head! These guys would be lost without me! Oh, and thanks for the tips, boys. You hit a few I hadn't thought of yet.

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[Se7en]

How many languages do this man speak???

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[F1Gm3nT]

hey man I'd seriosly do basicly anything too... ofcorse limitations... admit it if you are a guy to get ass.. you would do alot.
I jsut like treating women like queens mainly... all ingeneral cause they are queens... untill they do you wrong. moma told me that

and it also helps to speak other languages.. I speak spanish, portuguese and well english obviosly wanna learn so jap so I can kik it to toocute... i wanna learn italian & french those two last ones should not be hard seeing as to how they are very similar to spanish

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[Sheeplovr]

Beat up small children with steal toe boots

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