Self Deprecation Thread

[IkeaBoy]

niceness sucks. appreciating everyone, being all kind. we all have more than enough faults and most of us don't deserve any sort of appreciation. as for me, i'm a pathetic waste of time, space and money who has no life, no potential for a life, no hopes no dreams, etc. why? because no matter what's planned, i'm going to be disappointed so if i shoot for being a useless cog then i won't be disappointed when i'm setting in a cubical for forty years. as for now i have the confidence of an inchworm, the social skills of a stroke victim and come across to women as something out of a Tod Browning movie. Your not as smart as you think you are and you're basically a guy who has seen movies but not nearly as much as people think you have. some people have charisma, some people don't and you're not one of them. you're not likable and I will be honest and say this- being a loner IS NOT bad, it's a trait that you embody and at least you can accept that you go against some of which society has made us believe is 'proper' including morals. so while everyone can have a great time saying great things about everyone else remeber this- all the compliments in the world cannot make up for your failures. Yes you have issues which at least you're able to accept and well all in all you basically stink.

and you can kiss your own ass as much as you want but you have a much better feeling when you bash yourself for all you're worth.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-14-01 @ 3:22 AM

[Zipgun]

Yeah ummm.....what he said.

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[Dirtybird11]

here here-
we should start a trenchcoat mafia club.

we get it...things are magical. - ron

[RF Godfather]

I'm down PERRY.

This thread rules... I think

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[nellie]

being a loner IS NOT bad


that's totally true.

i am the inner child..... quiet, sensitive, and shy

[DreamWeaver]

i'm a pathetic waste of time, space and money who has no life, no potential for a life, no hopes no dreams, etc. Ditto

as for now i have the confidence of an inchworm, the social skills of a stroke victim Ditto

I think I am agreeing with everything you are saying

[Silly Puddy]

Does this computer make me look fat? I think it adds at least 15 pounds.



I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[Tazz1376]

I never talk. Even when I want to, the words don't come out. I am way too shy, but I can't seem to do anything about it. I find nothing at all positive about myself. I suck.

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[JerryTaker]

Thanks for the thread, Ikea

I suck. My life's a pathetic mess that has shown me that I don't belong here, and never did. I have no place in our society. I've let everybody I've ever known take advantage of me and walk all over me. I'm disturbed, both mentally and physically. I am a loner, yet I need the comfort of a woman to make me feel like a whole being. At the same time women find me about as attractive as a squashed slug. I have been dumped so many times, I might as well move to Staten Island. I'm a horrible, possesive, self defeating, self obsessed peice of shit who doesn't deserve to be happy, doesn't deserve to live and no longer beleives in love or trust or dreams.
I haven't slept in about a week because I'm pretty sure my ex, who dumped me three months ago, started sleeping with someone else, and even though it's none of my business, and I don't even have proof of this, I'm so insanely stupid and jealous that I totally beleive this, and I stay up 'till 5 in the morning drinking vodka when I have to get up at 7:00.
I listen to depressing music, and spend every day beating myself up about the past. I know I'll never meet anyone again, I'm too old and mentally disturbed to be in any situations where I'll be able to meet women who aren't attracted to me, forget about ones who are (blind ones).
Anyway, if anybody actually read this, I'm sorry I wasted your time, and I'll try to post happier messages in their appropriate threads.

thanks for letting me vent, and pray the end comes soon for me.

-JerryTaker

"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[nellie]

i'm fat, sensitive (sometimes i cry for no reason), and i'm REALLY shy. sometimes i don't know how to stick up for myself, and i have my brother (he's over 2 yrs younger than i) take care of it, and i have no true friends to speak of, and in eighth grade all of my "friends" ditched me 'cause i "tried" smoking (which means i smoked when ever i could steal my mom's), and i shoplifted stuff ($80-one weekend)
I STINK :(
i am the inner child..... quiet, sensitive, and shy



This message was edited by nellie on 12-16-01 @ 1:43 PM

[Zipgun]

Life would be so much easier if I were dead.

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[F1Gm3nT]

why is this reminding of a one of my... i mena eggers posts

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the post whore strikes again!!!
feel wid da propah!! deal wid da matter!!!

[Sheeplovr]

Wow how much more can we get depesed today

Oh this sucks alot i think ill give up

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[Sunrisa]

so...
here is it goes. i wish my face was a nice as my voice. i mean i hate when that guy calls up and says mean things about me. its the same guy everytime. i get fooled bc he has a nice voice and then he goes and says something awful about me or about my dad or something really gross.
i hate that im shy when people look at me. i hate that i havent started xmas shopping yet
i hate that im sometimes so inward and not outgoing.
i wish i knew more about movies and all...
hmm
and i failed as a scientist.
yikes.


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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[reeshy]

I hate me!! If you guys were really my friends, you would help me hate me more!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 12-14-01 @ 1:09 PM

[furie]

I have been dumped so many times, I might as well move to Staten Island

I was going to say something depressing about myself, but that's funny. I'm sorry, but that cheered me right up. Thanks jerry



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This message was edited by furie on 8-7-02 @ 8:55 PM

[Jennitalia]

i hate that i feel miserable and depressed all the time
i hate that im going to be 29 years old and dont have anything to show for it. i hate that i have no savings account and still have to live from paycheck to paycheck. i hate that i cant get psyched about anything anymore. i hate that i push all my friends away and that i have no desire to meet or hang out with new people. i hate that i always ruin the one good thing i have going in my life. i hate that i totally fucked my life up and nothing i do will get it back. i hate that i may have to go on medication because im too fucked up in the head to be happy.


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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 12-14-01 @ 3:38 PM

[JerryTaker]

I'm sorry, but that cheered me right up. Thanks jerry

Don't apologize. happy to be some kind of help to someone.


-JerryTaker

"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Arienette]

i suck so hard that i'm going to quote a song lyric instead of saying how i really feel. i'm so afraid of what i am that i hide behind those lyrics instead of trying... i've never been able to say what i mean to as well as someone else could

"i hide behind these books i read
while scribbling my poetry
like art could save a wretch like me
with some ideal ideology
that no one could hope to achieve
and i'm never real, it's just a sketch of me
and everything i've made is trite and cheap and a waste
of paint, of tape, of time"

i have nothing to offer anyone.

......................
the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You're right, IkeaBoy. I suck and my entire life is a big, fuzzy sham (pardon the pun). I kick puppies then set them on fire. I purposely wait until a little old lady is in the middle of the cross walk just to run her over.

And on top of that, my cookies aren't that good.

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[RF Godfather]

And on top of that, my cookies aren't that goodBite your tongue, Alice! If I tasted them like Sheepy with the brownies I would not be saying that. :)

This thread is the place to be...

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[F1Gm3nT]

im a purple freaking dragon... need I say more

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[Amuse2KAOS]

I'm a stand up comic who hasn't gotten laid in a LONG time but Im scared of women since my stalker stabbed my friend...I suck..I'm unfunny and people suck

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[Big Jim]

Im a gay guy who hasnt been laid since July. That is like George Bush going 4 months without fucking up a sentence.

Someone please make me a new faggy Sig Pic, mine was eaten. Thanks.
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[JustinR]

i'm a pathetic waste of time, space and money who has no life, no potential for a life, no hopes no dreams

........ok

no further comment

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[IkeaBoy]

hey lent, at least i don't honor britney

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[reeshy]

This is serious.

As most of you people know, I'm a cop with NYPD.

Tonight, I had to hurt somebody . I had to hurt him bad to prevent him from hurting someone else.

Why is it, whenever I do my job well(saving somebody) I always feel like shit-I really need help with this one!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 12-15-01 @ 3:37 AM

[Tenbatsuzen]

Reeshy -

You had do to what you did. If you didn't hurt the person, then they would have continued a path of aggression. Don't feel bad...

Consider yourself radical behavior aversion therapy. You saved the guy thousands in psychological costs alone! :)

Zen


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[Sheeplovr]

i suck so hard


lol
wanna hang out
j/k



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[Sheeplovr]

I suck and my entire life is a big, fuzzy sham (pardon the pun). I kick puppies then set them on fire. I purposely wait until a little old lady is in the middle of the cross walk just to run her over.




Ma umm im scared but those stupid old ladys dont move fast enough



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[impactplayer2k1]

I hate the fact that im shy and cant help it. I talk so much on the board but im too scared to talk to you guys. I suck so bad!!!

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SOMEONE GET ME THE BIG KNIFE, I'M GONNA CUT MY THROAT!!!

[CovDiesel]

This thread is the worst thread I've ever seen.

I am the worst looking, dirtiest, smelliest, fattest piece of crap on this earth..

I have no positive qualities as a human being.

wow... it must suck to be me.

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[nickeye]

Thanks for all the posts, guys. Whenever I get depressed I'll read about all your sucky lives and feel a lot better about myself. I guess I'm pretty damn cool after all.

Just kidding; I just suck at self deprecation.

--NickEye

[nellie]

I SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody loves me
everybody hates me
i think i'll go and eat worms....

i'm stupid, fat, and ugly

i am the inner child..... quiet, sensitive, and shy

[Sheeplovr]

Ted says-

I hate how i cant gain weight and im always red all the chicks dig me but i have no prick to do anthign about it and nothign but a see threw pipe cleaner

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