R&F Listening Thread for 06/25/2008

[Edwin]

Why you so cheap? Why you so gay?

There is nothing worse than splitting up a bill. I throw $20 if I only had a sandwich. Then I cover tips if they try to be cheap.

Worst scenario: $1 drafts at happy hour, get the tab, and they want to tip $2 on a $12 tab. YOU STILL HAD 12 BEERS!

[RhinoinMN]

Is Earl working the camera?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4177&size=1

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[epo]

Not enough. I think every single tomato should be personally inspected by GWB in the oval office.

I can't trust that man to do that sort of detail work.

[Friday]

Coco.... NoNo.

and he has discerning taste too!

we are so having cocktails before noon on friday :laugh:

[A.J.]

If I owned a bar, separate checks would be forbidden. As would charges less than $10.

[ANC]

I don't believe in tipping, I believe in overtipping!

http://phillyist.com/attachments/philly_jill/my_blue_heaven.jpg

I still get a kick out of that movie even though it's goofy.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl free Thursday!

Can't wait

[TheMojoPin]

I wish that was the religious nut Coco who battled with Alkey and Silera here back in the day.

[midwestjeff]

Nevermind.

[Friday]

#7
I need a nap.

:lol: :lol:

seeyah buddays!

[Northside Dan]

in and out great show today. see who ever at the unmasked on friday

[Hottub]

Happy Birthay Daily Lleeder!:drunk:

[TheMojoPin]

If I owned a bar, separate checks would be forbidden. As would charges less than $10.

Bastard.

I ask for seperate checks a lot because I often don't carry cash and I don't trust my buddies to take care of things like they should. I always tip big, too.

[ANC]

Later buddies! Donk! :smoke:

[RhinoinMN]

cocoabutter.

FACE!!
HAHAHAHA

[Edwin]

Bastard.

I ask for seperate checks a lot because I often don't carry cash and I don't trust my buddies to take care of things like they should. I always tip big, too.

Agreed.

[hexy68]

Thanks for the pics Friday! cya friends :bye:

[Friday]

Bastard.

I ask for seperate checks a lot because I often don't carry cash and I don't trust my buddies to take care of things like they should. I always tip big, too.

truly spoken like a person who hasn't been out of a college mindset for any length of time :tongue:

[MisterSmith]

Brian K. Vaughn Day?!?!?!?!?!?!

I can't freakin' wait. I'm going to make cookies and give Brian my virginity! :clap:

[schabadoo]

Bastard.

I ask for seperate checks a lot because I often don't carry cash

And I'm the one with a fistful of cash stuck behind you...

[A.J.]

If I owned a bar, separate checks would be forbidden. As would charges less than $10.

Bastard.

I ask for seperate checks a lot because I often don't carry cash and I don't trust my buddies to take care of things like they should. I always tip big, too.

You can settle up afterwards. You know what a pain the balls it is to be in the middle of a rush and have to waste time A) figuring out the amount to break the check into and then B) run X amount of separate cards?

Besides you should always carry at least $20 on you for emergencies. You young punks and your fancy debit cards!

[Furtherman]

we are so having cocktails before noon on friday :laugh:

I hope that place is open!

I ask for seperate checks a lot because I often don't carry cash and I don't trust my buddies to take care of things like they should. I always tip big, too.

Always open your own separate tab. I don't even go for the "kitty" method of paying either, because someone always has too much, or too little for things to be even.

Or drink alone. That works too.

[RhinoinMN]

Around here we don't let anybody pay for us, but we insist on paying for everybody else. Usually ends up in useless bickering and ultimately separate checks.

Eli, epo you guys experience this?

When I was out west, they couldn't wait for me to offer to pay. I don't know what it is like out east.

[A.J.]

Or drink alone. That works too.

It suuuuuuuuuure does!

[Furtherman]

You can settle up afterwards. You know what a pain the balls it is to be in the middle of a rush and have to waste time A) figuring out the amount to break the check into and then B) run X amount of separate cards?

Besides you should always carry at least $20 on you for emergencies. You young punks and your fancy debit cards!

QFT.

At a bar, cash is the way to go for a tip.

[calmtempest]

Good day buddys, fun chattin' with y'all :)

[Hottub]

QFT.

At a bar, cash is the way to go for a tip.

Now why would you say that?

[A.J.]

QFT.

At a bar, cash is the way to go for a tip.

Now why would you say that?

I threw a fin at the chick at Bar 9 who gave me a free beer because I was waiting patiently for so long. What looks better: a $5 bill up front or an indistinguishable credit card receipt?

[Friday]

Thanks for the pics Friday! cya friends :bye:

anytime, silly! :)



Or drink alone. That works too.

It suuuuuuuuuure does!

what a bunch of lonely drinkers we seem to be!

:wub:

[A.J.]

what a bunch of lonely drinkers we seem to be!

:wub:

That's the beer goggles talking!

[Friday]

Now why would you say that?

because CASH tips are not trackable by the US Govt.
if you tip on a CC, your waiter/waitress can be taxed on it.


That's the beer goggles talking!

no beer goggles here, sir! http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif

[MisterSmith]

because CASH tips are not trackable by the US Govt.
if you tip on a CC, your waiter/waitress can be taxed on it.

You beat me to it. Actually it is usually best to tip in cash any time you are tipping, but especially if you are tipping more than is considered a standard tip (15%-18% I think). The wait-person will make out better because they only have to claim the presumed base amount of the tip.

[Furtherman]

because CASH tips are not trackable by the US Govt.
if you tip on a CC, your waiter/waitress can be taxed on it.

Bingo.

[TheMojoPin]

You can settle up afterwards. You know what a pain the balls it is to be in the middle of a rush and have to waste time A) figuring out the amount to break the check into and then B) run X amount of separate cards?

Besides you should always carry at least $20 on you for emergencies. You young punks and your fancy debit cards!

Screw emergencies. With as many credit and debit cards as I have, if I'm in an emergency so bad where those are useless, I'm likely dead with or without $20.

And when I want a seperate check, I always know ahead of time, so I ask even before we order anything. I never do it afterwards. If my buddies are fucking things up, I'll just pay the whole thing myself and they can settle with me and handle the bg tip as opposed to dicking around the service.

Oh, and pardon me if I don't give a shit if people get taxed on CC tips. I'm a big believer in big tipping, but hey, I gotta pay taxes on what I earn...why the fuck should waiters be exempt from that? I'll take care of you for your service and then some, but everyone's gotta pay the piper.

[Furtherman]

Screw emergencies.

Well, I hope Chi-town never gets hit with a blackout like NYC had, because your card ain't worth dick then.

[TheMojoPin]

Well, I hope Chi-town never gets hit with a blackout like NYC had, because your card ain't worth dick then.

What's the 20 bucks gonna do for me?

[Hottub]

What's the 20 bucks gonna do for me?

The Trannie crack-whore at the corner, and a slice afterwords.

[RhinoinMN]

The Trannie crack-whore at the corner, and a slice afterwords.

By slice you mean lancing the boils on your cock and balls?

[Friday]

The Trannie crack-whore at the corner, and a slice afterwords.

and he speaks from experience! :bye:

[EliSnow]

and he speaks from experience! :bye:

And that's where the picture on Monday came from.

[Edwin]

What's the 20 bucks gonna do for me?

Honestly. I can drink up $20 in about 5 minutes at a bar. And that is on Harrisburg prices. I always tip higher on the CC receipt...I think it is a mental thing. And why should bartenders and waiters not pay taxes on income?

[Hottub]

And that's where the picture on Monday came from.

:furious:

[Furtherman]

What's the 20 bucks gonna do for me?

It'll do more than a piece of plastic that is useless without electricity.

It'll get you closer to home or someplace you'd rather be than in the streets with a million panicky petes.

[TheMojoPin]

It'll do more than a piece of plastic that is useless without electricity.

It'll get you closer to home or someplace you'd rather be than in the streets with a million panicky petes.

What, they haven't invented cabs that take credit cards in NYC yet? And hell, with a massive blackout, you're likely walking. What am I gonna do, offer 20 bucks to someone to carry me?

[midwestjeff]

And hell, with a massive blackout, you're likely walking. What am I gonna do, offer 20 bucks to someone to carry me?

Maybe you could fold your twenty dollar bill into a paper airplane, hop in, and then ride those famous Chicago winds to safety.

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe you could fold your twenty dollar bill into a paper airplane, hop in, and then ride those famous Chicago winds to safety.

There's nothing safe about those winds.

[S0S]

Did you know today is lleeder's birthday??
:tongue:


Happy Birthday lleeder! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70714)

[Furtherman]

What, they haven't invented cabs that take credit cards in NYC yet? And hell, with a massive blackout, you're likely walking. What am I gonna do, offer 20 bucks to someone to carry me?

It's hot! You need water! The CC machine is down! What do you do?

[Hottub]

I think diablosammich should hire me.
7 beers during the show. I went out and mowed the lawn, did some edging and blowing...
I feel right as rain. A little sweaty but perfectly fine.

What a waste of 8 bucks.

[RhinoinMN]

It's hot! You need water! The CC machine is down! What do you do?

Keep it over 50?

[TheMojoPin]

It's hot! You need water! The CC machine is down! What do you do?

Walk inside somewhere and drink some water.

[RhinoinMN]

Walk inside somewhere and drink some water.

Or your own piss. You must be in survival mode.

[Edwin]

Walk inside somewhere and drink some water.

Water is free...but so help me god if they put a lemon in that shit, I am spitting it on them. Blackout or not.

[Freakshow]

Why you so cheap? Why you so gay?

There is nothing worse than splitting up a bill. I throw $20 if I only had a sandwich. Then I cover tips if they try to be cheap.

Worst scenario: $1 drafts at happy hour, get the tab, and they want to tip $2 on a $12 tab. YOU STILL HAD 12 BEERS!

I know something worse. All you can drink affairs. Especially charity ones. I've seen people not tip at all. Usually the staff is working for free because it's a charity deal, so you got to tip.

[Hottub]

I know something worse. All you can drink affairs. Especially charity ones. I've seen people not tip at all. Usually the staff is working for free because it's a charity deal, so you got to tip.

True. I like to attend the local wetdowns. Buy a mug for 5 bucks and drink all day.
At these functions, you don't necessarily tip, but you buy a sticker, a T Shirt, a nice sausage and peppers. It all goes back to the Fire House.