Kobe! Tell me how my ass tastes!

[Fallon]

Oh no he didn't!

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951

[PanterA]

I'm guessing, like shit.

BIG shits.

[IMSlacker]

Bwahahahahaha!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

reason 65555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 5555555501 to hate Kobe Bryant

[DarkHippie]

who else besides me was singing the chorus by the end?

[Doctor Z]

Oh... oh dear...

[Dash77]

WOW.....That was funny :lol:

[jonyrotn]

That song's gonna be stuck in my head for a week, thanks..

[KnoxHarrington]

That's better than anything off the rap album he actually recorded.

[Judge Smails]

Kobe! Tell me how my ass tastes!



THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Shrimpbutt/Kobe_accuser.jpg

[razorboy]

I am now shunning any hip-hop song that doesn't mention vasectomies.

[FUNKMAN]

not as good as Child's knuckles

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[spoon]

Wow, fucking awful.

[Doogie]

Wow, fucking awful.

I agree...humorous, yes. But it stunk in the talent department.

Shaq...keep hitting the free throws. Leave the rapping to suburban white kids

[Tenbatsuzen]

This is some serious "Hit 'em Up" shit.

Forget Tony Danza I'm the boss, when it comes to money, I might get divorced...

[EddieMoscone]

That is fantastic.

[spadanko]

sounds like a guy who is on the worst team in the NBA and who's career is coming to an end... bitter bitter man

[spadanko]

Shaq's comments about it

Reached by ESPN's Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."

[razorboy]

sounds like a guy who is on the worst team in the NBA and who's career is coming to an end... bitter bitter man

The Suns are the worst team in the NBA?

[spadanko]

The Suns are the worst team in the NBA?

D'oh.. man i stink... totally forgot he got traded... that is how useless he is...

although I always did love shaq

[Tenbatsuzen]

sounds like a guy who is on the worst team in the NBA and who's career is coming to an end... bitter bitter man

four rings, one of the best centers of all time, one of the most loved players by press and fans. Right, bitter.

[AngelAmy]

hahaha that was funny but ummmmmmmmmmm last i checked shaq wasnt even in the playoffs.....soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....y eah (if he was then forget what i said, i know nothing about basketball)

[PanterA]

Wow, fucking awful.That is fantastic.You guys are either the two greatest rf.net debaters or post count whores.

Looks like we have ourselves an old fashioned barn burner here.

[Kevin]

hahaha that was funny but ummmmmmmmmmm last i checked shaq wasnt even in the playoffs.....soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....y eah

Yes he was...


Not for long, but he was...

[spadanko]

four rings, one of the best centers of all time, one of the most loved players by press and fans. Right, bitter.

hey, I am a laker fan and always loved Shaq, but the Lakers are one of the best young teams in the league and jsut got to game 6 of the finals. People love to say Kobe can't win without a big man, but Shaq has never won without a star scorer. So yeah, i think he is a little bitter that the Lakers have turned out ok without him

[AngelAmy]

Yes he was...


Not for long, but he was...

yeaaah thats why i edited because i really had no facts to back up my statement

[Kevin]

yeaaah thats why i edited because i really had no facts to back up my statement

You coulda went the BDC rout and just insisted that you were right and everyone else is an idiot..

[AngelAmy]

You coulda went the BDC rout and just insisted that you were right and everyone else is an idiot..

if i would have said finals i would have looked like a fucking genius

[BoondockSaint]

What the Fu-Schnickens was that?

[Recyclerz]

I'm not sure how many volunteers we're gonna get to tell us how his ass tastes,

BUT, I would point out to ESD that Shaq's butt crack probably holds a lot more vodka than Earl's.

/just sayin'.

[Fallon]

hahaha that was funny but ummmmmmmmmmm last i checked shaq wasnt even in the playoffs.....soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....y eah (if he was then forget what i said, i know nothing about basketball)

I bet if it was Eddie House you'd be all over it.

[DolaMight]

Shaq's comments about it

so that was freestyle? I honestly couldn't tell till close to the end. A couple of those lines were defiantly written. His flow was like a 4th grader reciting a memorized poem. Well that's shaq-fu for ya...

Contrived or not, the hook was hilarious... Tell me how my ass tastes. SHAZZAMM!!!

[razorboy]

I'm not sure how many volunteers we're gonna get to tell us how his ass tastes,

BUT, I would point out to ESD that Shaq's butt crack probably holds a lot more vodka than Earl's.

/just sayin'.

When you're paid like Shaq you can afford professional ass-tasters.

[EddieMoscone]

so that was freestyle? I honestly couldn't tell till close to the end. A couple of those lines were defiantly written. His flow was like a 4th grader reciting a memorized poem. Well that's shaq-fu for ya...

Contrived or not, the hook was hilarious... Tell me how my ass tastes. SHAZZAMM!!!

Rarely is a freestyle an actual freestyle anymore. Most rapper just pull out some leftovers from their notebook. The only time you should believe a freestyle is legit if the rapper are given a topic to rap about on the spot and they still pull off a verse.

[Captain Rooster]

"Check it! ... excuse me, Diddy live next to me ... thass like Patrick Ewing havin' mo' rings than me ... Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes ..."

Hahahahah ... best EVER!!!!

[lleeder]

Patrick Ewings sitting there like "What the fuck, why am I getting dragged into this?"

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n264/roboterri/Zoo%202008/Dsc01002_Gorilla.jpg

[Captain Rooster]

Patrick Ewings sitting there like "What the fuck, why am I getting dragged into this?"

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n264/roboterri/Zoo%202008/Dsc01002_Gorilla.jpg



White people are so scared of black people ...

[AngelAmy]

I bet if it was Eddie House you'd be all over it.

That jersey looks fantastic on me

[TeeBone]

who else besides me was singing the chorus by the end?
I did.
He wasn't that bad.

[KnoxHarrington]

Here's the thing: you might not want to do a rap blasting Kobe for not winning the title after the team you trashed your own team to get traded to makes a pitiful first round playoff exit.

Could Kobe do it without Shaq? Maybe not, but could Shaq do it without Kobe? Or Dwayne Wade?

[Snoogans]

Here's the thing: you might not want to do a rap blasting Kobe for not winning the title after the team you trashed your own team to get traded to makes a pitiful first round playoff exit.

Could Kobe do it without Shaq? Maybe not, but could Shaq do it without Kobe? Or Dwayne Wade?

Point is. Kobe got Shaq sent out. Then Shaq went on to win one and Kobe still hasnt, and they only reason Shaq was sent out of LA was so Kobe could go get one as "the man" cause Kobe is a scumbag. Based on that, it makes this awesome. Everyone is acting like Shaq just left the Lakers. Kobe had him sent away and then fucked up.

[A.J.]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Shrimpbutt/Kobe_accuser.jpg

You think he'd have learned his lesson from that but I guess not. I heard a story last night from a very reliable source that Kobe was caught by hotel security banging some chick in the stairwell of the Four Seasons in Boston.

[spadanko]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

[AngelAmy]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooops

[KnoxHarrington]

Point is. Kobe got Shaq sent out. Then Shaq went on to win one and Kobe still hasnt, and they only reason Shaq was sent out of LA was so Kobe could go get one as "the man" cause Kobe is a scumbag. Based on that, it makes this awesome. Everyone is acting like Shaq just left the Lakers. Kobe had him sent away and then fucked up.

Well, my point is that it's kind of funny for Shaq to blast Kobe for not being able to lead the Lakers to a title when his acquisition by the Suns did not make them any better this year. The timing isn't all that great, Diesel.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines


badges, Shaq don't need no steeenkin badges

[RhinoinMN]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l208/jayriles/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg

[DarkHippie]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3459208&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

cause cops never use naughty language

[KnoxHarrington]

cause cops never use naughty language

"I say, sir, please place yourself in a prone position on the ground with your hands behind your head, if you would be so kind."

[DarkHippie]

"I say, sir, please place yourself in a prone position on the ground with your hands behind your head, if you would be so kind."

"Put your hands behind your head and tell me how my ass tastes!"

[AngelAmy]

"Put your hands behind your head and tell me how my ass tastes!"

Holy shit that's so funny.

[Bellyfullasnot]

I heard this last night during the last replay and laughed my ass off.