Katie Holmes Bitch Slaps Mario Lopez

[reillyluck]

From PerezHilton.comBad news for self-loving Mario Lopez!

Turns out Katie Holmes wears the pants around Broadway.

Mrs. Tom Cruise is set to make her Broadway debut this September in All My Sons.

However, in order to make that happen and offset the cost of having her star in it, they're going to need to use the same theater that currently shows A Chorus Line.

An insider reveals, “Katie wouldn’t sign a long-term agreement with her show, which is why it’s the limited run that it is. They had to figure out how to make more money with the time they had with her.”

So the solution was to move to a musical theater.

The insider adds, “Musical theaters have more seats than a traditional playhouse, so they can sell more tickets each week. That’s how the show ended up at the Schoenfeld Theater (where “Chorus Line” runs). Because of the “All My Sons” rehearsal schedule, they had to cut Mario Lopez’s run in “A Chorus Line.”

As for Lopez, the source says, “He might be People’s hottest bachelor, but he’s pissed. Let’s face it, he doesn’t have much going on right now.”

Burn!

Let's hope Katie's show doesn't suck too hard.

But it probably will!


Im really Sorry Marc. :sad:

[Kevin]

Poor Marc-K first Lily and Jimmy, now this.

[Snoogans]

From PerezHilton.com


Im really Sorry Marc. :sad:

Slater was a fag anyway, always tryin to steal Zach's chick cause he knew it would make him look straight and not work anyway

[Foster]

I liked Mario in the Greg Louganis Story, when he dove into that pool of AIDs.

[Snoogans]

I liked Mario in the Greg Louganis Story, when he dove into that pool of AIDs.

It wasnt a pool of AIDS until he landed in it

[Foster]

It wasnt a pool of AIDS until he landed in it

I thought that was how he got the AIDS

[Snoogans]

I thought that was how he got the AIDS

No he had it and split his head open and thats how they found out he had it

[Foster]

No he had it and split his head open and thats how they found out he had it

Then how did he get AIDs?

[Snoogans]

Then how did he get AIDs?

You would have to ask him....and maybe Freddy Mercury

[Foster]

You would have to ask him....and maybe Freddy Mercury

Now I'm confused; are we tlaking about Lopez or Louganis?

[Snoogans]

Now I'm confused; are we tlaking about Lopez or Louganis?

Louganis. I wasnt aware that Slater had AIDS.

[Kevin]

Louganis. I wasnt aware that Slater had AIDS.

Well.. His acting does.

[Snoogans]

Well.. His acting does.

But he rules at hosting shitty pageants no one watches

[Foster]

Well maybe Lopez will get lucky and there will be a "Saved By The Bell" reunion show.

[Snoogans]

Well maybe Lopez will get lucky and there will be a "Saved By The Bell" reunion show.

Bell's cure AIDS?

[Foster]

Bell's cure AIDS?

No, but it can prolong the life of a shitty carrer

[reillyluck]

you guys really do like katie holmes.

[reillyluck]

Fuck Katie Holmes. Eat Bumble Bee Tuna Salad.

[Foster]

you guys really do like katie holmes.

You bet; Huge Dawson's Creek fan

[Marc with a c]

how dare she.

im glad her mom died, and her father is in jail.

[Foster]

Fuck Katie Holmes. Eat Bumble Bee Tuna Salad.

????

[Foster]

how dare she.

im glad her mom died, and her father is in jail.

don't forget, "and her husband is gay"

[reillyluck]

????

Exactly (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70635)

[Foster]

exactly.

how does she know I like a sandwhich after having sex?

[reillyluck]

how dare she.

im glad her mom died, and her father is in jail.
She thinks she's gold because she had L. Ron Hubbard's spawn. We know its true Katie. Oh WE know.

[Snoogans]

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisweekineducation/upload/2007/10/edweek_runs_scientologist_ad_s/dianetics.jpg


works here too

[Tenbatsuzen]

Perez Hilton is an mis-informed idiot. I saw Lopez hosting a show on MTV, which says to me that he's got more going on that Screech and Zach right now.

[jonyrotn]

how dare she.

im glad her mom died, and her father is in jail....and her husband's gay..

[TheMojoPin]

I found this picture of Marc and Slater just hanging out, being bros and shit:

http://sojuandi.blogsome.com/images/shirtless.jpg

[grlNIN]

I was just flipping through People magazine while eating lunch today and saw an article with Mario Lopez who was re-creating famous pictures/poses.

The first one was the infamous Burt Reynolds spread from Cosmo. After wanting to throw up in my mouth i realized that Mario Lopez's face never fucking changes from that dumb as shit, goofy smile.

He is also easily the most awkward host on ABDC.

[JustJon]

Perez Hilton is an mis-informed idiot. I saw Lopez hosting a show on MTV, which says to me that he's got more going on that Screech and Zach right now.

Wasn't Zach on one of those cop shows?

[A.J.]

Wasn't Zach on one of those cop shows?

NYPD Blue.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Zach will always be cooler than Slater

who cares about what TV Movie resume they have

[TheMojoPin]

NYPD Blue.

Not nearly as gritty and hard-hitting as Mario's cop show:

http://marilynvance.net/posters/PacificBlue.jpg

[Dude!]

so far this is the best thread ive ever read on ronfez.net