The Complaining About Stupid Shit Thread!!!!

[Judge Smails]

This is a companion to King Hippo's "Bragging" thread. I'll start:

If my 7 year old daughter, who weighs all of 30 pounds, can eat a Nestle Drumstick Ice Cream Cone - why can't I, a full grown man with a growing waistline, eat two Drumsticks without being yelled at like a fucking child?

Don't give me a fucking guilt trip about how I'm setting a bad example for the kids by eating two cones. Fuck the kids if they can't tell the difference between a little girl and a man! If my daughter gains 200 pounds she can have a second fucking Drumstick if she wants one!

[One Dead Fred]

Running late for an appointment, trying to hustle up the narrow exit stairway from the subway . There is a line of people going down, I'm stuck in the line going up. Some girl stops 2 steps from the top, turns around to ask her friends behind me if they are going in the right direction. The phrase "stupid shit" would have fit nicely there.

[jonyrotn]

This is a companion to King Hippo's "Bragging" thread. I'll start:

If my 7 year old daughter, who weighs all of 30 pounds, can eat a Nestle Drumstick Ice Cream Cone - why can't I, a full grown man with a growing waistline, eat two Drumsticks without being yelled at like a fucking child?

Don't give me a fucking guilt trip about how I'm setting a bad example for the kids by eating two cones. Fuck the kids if they can't tell the difference between a little girl and a man! If my daughter gains 200 pounds she can have a second fucking Drumstick if she wants one!
Excelent argument..How's your gay son feel about this?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I had really a really cool thread about Bragging about stupid shit, then some douche bag tries to copy it and take away my thunder


The nerve of people, thanks for hearing my complaints

[Kris10]

If your kid is 7 and only 30lbs you have enough problems. She needs like 10 drumsticks.

[Ritalin]

This peach is kinda tart.

[Friday]

my upstairs neighbor is moving out.
tonight is the night we put the garbage out for morning pickup.
there is only one pickup this week due to the holiday.
they have filled All of the containers plus left a huge pile of bags at the side of the house.
If they don't come back sometime tonight, I am going to have to lug all of their shit out to the curb.
I usually take the bins to the curb because i am blessed with lazy neighbors and that is fine, but this amount is fucking ridiculous.

:furious:

[dino_electropolis]

My best friend just ended his engagement and got tossed out of his house. He moved into my tiny apartment with his dog, my dog, my fiance and me.

Like Too Close for Comfort without the cartoon cow, Ted Knight or gay monroe upstairs.

[donnie_darko]

fuck our way of life base predominately on the assumption of cheap and plentiful fossil fuel!!!!

WATCH THE SUBURBS DIEEEEEEEEE

next stop, skrulls!

[DonInNC]

Every Wednesday for 6 years I've seperated the recyclables before taking them to the curb. Every Wednesday for 6 years the recycling guy dumps it all in one bin. This morning I'm short on time, so I take it out without seperating. I come home this afternoon to a piece of paper taped to my empty bin, reminding me to sort my recyclables.

[Ritalin]

Fuck.

These stamps aren't good any more.

[fezident]

Hancock.

[drjoek]

My dog needs ACL surgery
:glurps:

total shoot

[DonInNC]

My dog needs ACL surgery
:glurps:

total shoot

all 4? Is your dog big?

[LaBoob]

My dog needs ACL surgery
:glurps:

total shoot

Aw... dog + surgery = a raping of your wallet, time and emotions... good luck!

[drjoek]

Back left leg
she a terrier 27 lbs
10 yo
:glurps:

[midwestjeff]

Back left leg
she a terrier 27 lbs
10 yo
:glurps:

Best wishes Doc.

[DonInNC]

Back left leg
she a terrier 27 lbs
10 yo
:glurps:

Ugh, All the best with that. Dealing with rehabilitating pets is the worst because they don't know what's going on. Are you going to have to put one those lampshade things on her leg?

[britneypablo]

acid reflux

[Friday]

$260 to bring my 17 yr old kitty in and have bloodwork done.
without the bloodwork they won't refill the prescription that keeps him alive every day.
guess i have to find $260 somewhere.

[AF Mike]

$260 to bring my 17 yr old kitty in and have bloodwork done.
without the bloodwork they won't refill the prescription that keeps him alive every day.
guess i have to find $260 somewhere.


http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm164/afmike_bucket/funny-pictures-true-heroes.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

If these bastards don't pay me what they owe me soon, I will unleash the hounds.

[LaBoob]

I just got an invitation to go to my friend's cabin in upstate NY this weekend... I JUST got asked RIGHT NOW, for TOMORROW. I appreciate a little advance notice. I really would've liked to have gone, but I committed to 4th of July plans over a week ago. I knew they were going like two weeks ago and I knew I wasn't invited and was kind of upset about it, but now I get this invitation the day before? :wallbash:

[Ritalin]

It hurts between my big toe and the next one over.

Stupid flip flops.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Thought it was going to rain tonight so I agreed to work the holiday. No rain, so I'm the jerk that didn't take his kids to see fireworks.

[Friday]

just went for a short ride in the ole automobile and felt a cool liquid dripping on my leg and foot. upon turning on the light, i see that my driver side floor mat is completely soaked through.

i guess this means my AC is leaking.
a problem i have never had in any car... and this is a 2006 toyota bought new.

anyone want to work on my car for free? :sad:

[drjoek]

My damn phone has been screwed up, apparently all day. i have been able to call out and tried all day to set a bunch of college visits and stuff but my phone does not call in. So what ever calls I was expecting did not come in.They woulc call and get a no answer. For how long I have no idea since I could call out without a problem


:wallbash::furious: