Ace Ventura is a piece of shit movie!

[DanMarino]

Seriously, WHY THE FUCK would Dan Marino be holding extra points? Of course you arent gonna win if you put me on the field. What a garbage, unrealistic movie. The laces werent anything cause I DONT HOLD KICKS

[mikeyboy]

It's always a bad idea when board characters start their own threads.

[spoon]

On this one, I agree. Awful.

[Snoogans]

I believe Mr Marino had a purpose here, to wake up the board characters without getting in trouble for shitting on peoples threads. At least I'm guessing. You never know what loser Marino is thinkin

[RodneyHarrison]

fuck Dan Marino

PRINT IT

[fezident]

Courtney Cox was sssssuper hot in that movie.

[furie]

i'm not going to take movie advice from a guy who never won a super bowl.

yeah, i went there.

[DanMarino]

i'm not going to take movie advice from a guy who never won a super bowl.

yeah, i went there.

Why do you have to make it hurt more then it does already? I never won a Super Bowl AND I got Inside the NFL cancelled. I can't do anything right. Nobody even gives a fuck about Isotoner anymore

[Coco Puckett]

I agree, even with my awful vision I could see this thread is garbage!

[parkway_jesus]

Even I can't save this thread.

[Billy "White Shoes"]

You board characters give us real athletes a bad name.

I'm out.

[Brady Anderson]

Even I think this thread is gay.

[KevinGarnett]

You board characters give us real athletes a bad name.

I'm out.

you cant even walk

THATS HOW YOU USE YOUR LEGS, WOOOOOOOOOO

[ArizonaWhore]

I wouldnt even fuck this thread, its so bad

[Beefy_Grey]

This thread is over-done, like my garage grilled london broil.

Lock it up.

[GarageGriller]

Im so lonely

[Hottub]

I hate board characters. But beefy grey...
I laughed.

[PeteRose]

I hate board characters. But beefy grey...
I laughed.

Yea ok Billy.

I bet you 10 G's this thread gets locked

[QuentinRichardson]

Someone said something about barbeque?

[sr71blackbird]

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[EliManning]

Mr. Marino should be banned

[Devo37]

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell.

[EliManning]

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell.



Where are the cookies?

[Brokeback Brady]

Where are the cookies?

Fuck you and your lucky helmet ball throw and catch. Get the marbles out of your fucking mouth and replace it with my meat!

[Sinestro]

Wasn't there a sequel?

[RonMexico]

Fuck you and your lucky helmet ball throw and catch. Get the marbles out of your fucking mouth and replace it with my meat!

At least none of you are in jail

I mean, I'm NOT Michael Vick

[DolaMight]

if only ronfez.net existed in 1993 this would would be a totally rad thread.

EDIT - shit... I'm the meat in a RonMexico DanDierdorf sandwich. My greatest fear.

[DanDierdorf]

This thread has been UTTERLY disastrous. I have never seen SUCH POOR EFFORT from TOP FLIGHT ATHLETES in my life. LETS JUST HOPE, that these SUPERSTARS will be back to form for next week

[MattCassel]

I hate Ace Ventura too!!! Will use please talk to me Mr. Marino? No one else will

[RICK_JAMES]

THIS THREAD MAKES WE WANNA DO COKE AGAIN

fuck YOU FOR MAKING ME NOT ABLE TO USE ALL CAPS

[Devo37]

Where are the cookies?

hey, what do ya know. they're little footballs!

[Freakshow]

so, should we expect nutri system the movie? tagline: my wife doesn't find me as disguising as she used to.

[DanMarino]

I NEVER HELD FOR KICKS. I was a HALL OF FAMER, WHY WOULD I HOLD PLACE KICKS. I was too busy not handing off or winning

[Cito Gaston]

if only ronfez.net existed in 1993 this would would be a totally rad thread.

EDIT - shit... I'm the meat in a RonMexico DanDierdorf sandwich. My greatest fear.

Or is this a rad thread right now bitches!

Lego my Cito!

[midwestjeff]

Hey board characters, go listen to Phishy on TINR.com. You might like it.

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison Is Already Listenin. Rodney Harrison Is God And Godney Sees And Knows All


Print It

[Brady Anderson]

Or is this a rad thread right now bitches!

Lego my Cito!

You should have brought Mussina in to finish the 1993 All Star Game.

Fucking prick.

[RodneyHarrison]

You should have brought Mussina in to finish the 1993 All Star Game.

Fucking prick.

Hey, Brady. How you been bro. Been a long time since Rodney Harrison see you. How did that stuff Rodney Harrison gave you work out?

[Cito Gaston]

I'd sit his future yankee ass again if only he could get his fastball over 85 these days and make another fucking all-star game.

[DolaMight]

Or is this a rad thread right now bitches!

Lego my Cito!

Welcome to the board Cito. Canada is so proud of you. Somewhere someplace as many as three canadians are talking about you at this very moment. Nice words are spoken.

I wish Felipe Alou posted here. I'm awful proud of him too.

[Tenbatsuzen]

We need more 80's-90's stars. Where's Kevin Elster? Where's John Starks? Where Xavier McDaniel?

[ozzie]

Seriously, WHY THE FUCK would Dan Marino be holding extra points? Of course you arent gonna win if you put me on the field. What a garbage, unrealistic movie. The laces werent anything cause I DONT HOLD KICKS

Joe Montana held for Ray Wersching in the early years, and in Super Bowl XVI. Wersching wouldn't even look at the goal posts, he'd just get his alignment from Joe, and went 4 for 4 in SB XVI.

Maybe that's why Montana has 4 rings, and you have as many as Ronnie B. has.

FACE!

Oh, and LACES OUT, DAN!

[DanMarino]

Joe Montana held for Ray Wersching in the early years, and in Super Bowl XVI. Wersching wouldn't even look at the goal posts, he'd just get his alignment from Joe, and went 4 for 4 in SB XVI.

Maybe that's why Montana has 4 rings, and you have as many as Ronnie B. has.

FACE!

Oh, and LACES OUT, DAN!

Early years cause he was a bum at first. Not a rookie stud like I was. Too bad I peaked in my rookie year and ended up a loser. Thanks for reminding me, BUT I NEVER HELD ON KICKS