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AngelAmy
06-18-2008, 08:57 AM
this was a bad idea


BAD IDEA

A.J.
06-18-2008, 08:57 AM
You could hear the sizzle:furious:

No shit. That's nasty!

comp_atkins
06-18-2008, 08:57 AM
you can hear skin sizzle.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 08:57 AM
So is he getting a Japanese character or the english spelling?

spadanko
06-18-2008, 08:57 AM
oh God you hear the crackling:glurps:

jauble
06-18-2008, 08:57 AM
*Horrible screams*

"On the bright side, you're 1% done!"

You can tell this is a big event because mojo is posting in this thread.

FunkyDrummer
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
His muffled screams reminded me of this...

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpMarselluButch.jpg

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
"Fresh grilled ass"

Nice.

OGC
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
Can't they get that microphone closer so we can hear the skin sizzle ?

Servo
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
I'm shocked Earl is still standing. I was sure he would pass out watching.

jauble
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
Fez is kicking ass today.

AngelAmy
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
this is seriously making me cry........this is just horrible


he should not have said anything

Chip196
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
So is he getting a Japanese character or the english spelling?

Japanese Characters

ANC
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
Fez is killin! First with the fat girl comment, then the pope comment! :lol:

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
Like Dave is going to make it to 40.


I KEED!!

Actually, Casey and Julianna will be long gone before he's 40

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
His muffled screams reminded me of this...

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpMarselluButch.jpg

I was just thinking the same thing.

comp_atkins
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
fez: "there may be a new pope"


hilarious :laugh:

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
I'm shocked nobody has puked from the smell.

MisterSmith
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
Hi everybody!

Came in late, right before the branding started. I know they have probably already covered this, but are they doing individual letters? I thought it was going to be once and done.

spadanko
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
Mikeyboy.. pics dude!! PLEASE

TjM
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
Good luck trying to sleep the next few days.What a retard.

Eat hell good luck trying to shit

janicet
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
A new Pope...Fezzie's back. Is it done yet? Is this just the left side? Someone please stop the music...

Hottub
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
I've got to keep turning the volume up and down.

That was a good one!

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
Is that Dave screaming or is Judge Doom being melted by Dip in studio?

x23x
06-18-2008, 08:59 AM
I'm laughing, but man oh man I hope he gets some whiskey soon. Damn.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:00 AM
Sad part is that this probably won't be the last stupid bet that he does.

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:00 AM
"there may be a new pope"....Fez LOTD!!!! :clap:

aceofspades7
06-18-2008, 09:00 AM
mmmmmmm bbq

Hottub
06-18-2008, 09:00 AM
Fez - LOTD!

weekapaugjz
06-18-2008, 09:00 AM
is there anything better than hearing esd scream? :clap:

MisterSmith
06-18-2008, 09:00 AM
Is that Dave screaming or is Judge Doom being melted by Dip in studio?

:lol: nice, a "Roger Rabbit" reference!

mikeyboy
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4347

nate1000
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
I vote booze immediately, too.

ibanez23
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
If we did this to the taliban it would be a war crime.But Dave just does it for a stupid horse.

AngelAmy
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
there is a nice closeup of daves ass on paltalk right now

toasterpoodle
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
Like a lukewarm?
Ron will blow away Nolan Ryan today!

ChrisTheCop
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
I'm shocked Earl is still standing. I was sure he would pass out watching.

I'm shocked nobody has puked from the smell.

Mikeyboy.. pics dude!! PLEASE

.

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
It's getting hot in here

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4347

Is the right cheek just a drawing and the left one branded?

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:01 AM
sorry about this.... hehe

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/BonBrand.jpg

realmenhatelife
06-18-2008, 09:02 AM
stopping is never a good idea, you gotta just keep going

comp_atkins
06-18-2008, 09:03 AM
cmon dave.. take one segment without screaming...

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:03 AM
Yeah, give the retard a freakin' cocktail. I almost need a drink to listen to it.

Chip196
06-18-2008, 09:03 AM
Is the right cheek just a drawing and the left one branded?

yup ... the right side is the drawing he's following

chili
06-18-2008, 09:03 AM
ass steak? no assburgers?

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
Fast forward to 1:26 for live audio of Dave's branding.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pRiEEtJtJ2Q&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pRiEEtJtJ2Q&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

silks
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
Ouch!

epo
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
I vote booze immediately, too.

I vote no booze. He's still got to have some responsibility when he gets home.

Servo
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
Dave sounds like the chicken getting fucked in that German video.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
yup ... the right side is the drawing he's following

That poor son of a bitch.

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
He sounds like a drowning turkey

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
I'm fuckin' starving, we got any Irish arse steak back there?

OGC
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
there is a nice closeup of daves ass on paltalk right now


Is that really possible ?

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
:surrender:

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:04 AM
His ass...it's so white and smooth...WHY!??

MadMatt
06-18-2008, 09:05 AM
Hi everybody!

Came in late, right before the branding started. I know they have probably already covered this, but are they doing individual letters? I thought it was going to be once and done.

If you didn't catch up yet, they are doing the Japanese characters not words. And the branding guy is doing individual strikes for each line in the character. That's why Dave keeps getting hit.

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:05 AM
Is that really possible ?

Yes, they use his ass to white balance the camera.

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:05 AM
So the branding burns?

Chip196
06-18-2008, 09:05 AM
That poor son of a bitch.

This is going to take a while it looks like.

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:06 AM
His ass...it's so white and smooth...WHY!??

not anymore!!! :ohmy:

ANC
06-18-2008, 09:06 AM
Dave sounds like the chicken getting fucked in that German video.

Good call!

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:06 AM
Yes, they use his ass to white balance the camera.

Hey, that was Fezzie's line!

jauble
06-18-2008, 09:07 AM
His ass...it's so white and smooth...WHY!??

I believe its actually chilled yogurt.

MisterSmith
06-18-2008, 09:07 AM
Thanks - I was able to catch up, but I appreciate the response.

Why all the anger toward Fez & Earl? That seems a little harsh.

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:07 AM
:bye:



I'm glad I could be in the listening thread on such a momentous day.

realmenhatelife
06-18-2008, 09:07 AM
I vote no booze. He's still got to have some responsibility when he gets home.


Booze is a bad idea, it thins your blood and he would be more likely to aggrivate the brand afterwards. Also, tattoo release forms generally say something about the recipient not being intoxicated.

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
He sounds like a drowning turkey

He sounds like a BURNING drowning turkey (if that was possible)

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/movies/r/reservoir_dogs/thumbnails/tn2_reservoir_dogs_3.jpg

ibanez23
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
So the branding burns?It's probably more like a little sting.

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
Fez has had a good 2 days with lines..

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
stop being so selfish dave!!...keep it down! :happy:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
Hey, that was Fezzie's line!

Shit, I was away during that.

MisterSmith
06-18-2008, 09:08 AM
Booze is a bad idea, it thins your blood and he would be more likely to aggrivate the brand afterwards. Also, tattoo release forms generally say something about the recipient not being intoxicated.

Oooooohhhhhh. I thought they were going to pour the alcohol on his butt. That would sting like hell!

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:09 AM
OK OK, Big Brown won. Let the redhead go...he's going to cry.

Casey - what were you thinking???????

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:09 AM
:bye:



I'm glad I could be in the listening thread on such a momentous day.

SSWA

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:09 AM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/movies/r/reservoir_dogs/thumbnails/tn2_reservoir_dogs_3.jpg



"You're gonna be okaaaaaaaaayyyy!"

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:09 AM
Booze is a bad idea, it thins your blood and he would be more likely to aggrivate the brand afterwards. Also, tattoo release forms generally say something about the recipient not being intoxicated.

Then by all means, give him a bottle of Jamesons

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:09 AM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/movies/r/reservoir_dogs/thumbnails/tn2_reservoir_dogs_3.jpg

You gonna be Ooookkkaaaayyy..

epo
06-18-2008, 09:09 AM
Hey today is Wednesday. It's Grill Day at work.

I'm gonna go grab some lunch!

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:10 AM
http://kuras.us/pics/wed12.png

MadMatt
06-18-2008, 09:10 AM
Shit, I was away during that.

It has been a little hard to hear anyway, between Dave's screaming and having to ride the volume controls.

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:10 AM
Ron & Fez noon to 3. Ron & Fez noon to 3. Ron & Fez noon to 3.

I can smell it from here.

ANC
06-18-2008, 09:10 AM
Hey today is Wednesday. It's Grill Day at work.

I'm gonna go grab some lunch!

You work at 111 57th Street?

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:11 AM
Ronnie-
"Hey, lay your head down. You're still not funny."

HAHAHAH

AngelAmy
06-18-2008, 09:11 AM
this is what it's supposed to look like

http://www.weblogsinc.com/images/2005/12/ichiban.jpg

A.J.
06-18-2008, 09:11 AM
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/foxylibrarian/gumb5.jpg

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:11 AM
hot shit and smoke smell from dave...

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:11 AM
Hey today is Wednesday. It's Grill Day at work.

I'm gonna go grab some lunch!

how can you EAT during this?!? Maniac!!

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:11 AM
Ronnie-
"Hey, lay your head down. You're still not funny."

HAHAHAH

LOTD!

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:12 AM
Do you wanna do the cathader Friday :lol:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:12 AM
how can you EAT during this?!? Maniac!!

Its a Midwest thing. I'm fuckin starvin too.

Chip196
06-18-2008, 09:13 AM
this is what it's supposed to look like

http://www.weblogsinc.com/images/2005/12/ichiban.jpg

with his Red Ass, all he has to do is bend over and it will look like that.

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:13 AM
this is what it's supposed to look like

http://www.weblogsinc.com/images/2005/12/ichiban.jpg

dave already has the middle part done

EliSnow
06-18-2008, 09:13 AM
how can you EAT during this?!? Maniac!!

You mean you're not getting the craving for a hind roast?

chili
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
From the makers of Smoke Pants -- it's Smoke Ass.

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
Its a Midwest thing. I'm fuckin starvin too.

Seconded. I am dying. Waiting to hear this has me food deprived.

A.J.
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
this is what it's supposed to look like

http://www.weblogsinc.com/images/2005/12/ichiban.jpg

It will if he gets a hemorrhoid.

midwestjeff
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
Randy, Big Ass 1977, Buddays.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
"And now, young Eastside....you will die..."

http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/character/images/emperor2.jpg

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!"

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
Rhino missed his cue! Rookie.

weekapaugjz
06-18-2008, 09:14 AM
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/foxylibrarian/gumb5.jpg

:lol: its gonna need ALOT of lotion for its skin

ahhdurr
06-18-2008, 09:15 AM
I missed Dave screaming dammit!

MisterSmith
06-18-2008, 09:15 AM
You would think that after the first couple of times he is hit with the brand Dave would be ready for it or used to it.

IMSlacker
06-18-2008, 09:16 AM
I missed Dave screaming dammit!

I'm sure when they start on the second cheek, it'll pick back up again.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:16 AM
You would think that after the first couple of times he is hit with the brand Dave would be ready for it or used to it.

Extreme burns are right up there as pretty much the most painful thing you can do to yourself. I think at best his system kind of goes into shock from the pain, which is what it sounds like is happening right now.

ANC
06-18-2008, 09:17 AM
He stole Servso's line!

- Hoo Hoo

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:17 AM
I just took a phone call and forgot to turn the volume down, and a client said

"Is everything OK over there?"

:lol:

Freakshow
06-18-2008, 09:17 AM
You mean you're not getting the craving for a hind roast?

http://www.competitionplus.com/2005_08/photos/nhra_indy/pork_butt.jpg

oh, yeah.

MadMatt
06-18-2008, 09:18 AM
I'm sure when they start on the second cheek, it'll pick back up again.

I thought they were already on the second cheeck...

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:18 AM
These fucking callers better stop ripping off this thread.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:18 AM
Dave's ass?

http://mcleanorganicfoods.com/images/smoked%20ham.jpg

chili
06-18-2008, 09:18 AM
These fucking callers better stop ripping off this thread.

agreed, or at least give credit.

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:18 AM
:surrender:OK, the Casey text got to me. I am starting to feel bad.

comp_atkins
06-18-2008, 09:19 AM
burnt ass, a pissed off wife, and a new baby.. what a life dave, what a life.

drjoek
06-18-2008, 09:19 AM
Rons already getting bored :lol:

Cleophus James
06-18-2008, 09:19 AM
http://www.competitionplus.com/2005_08/photos/nhra_indy/pork_butt.jpg

oh, yeah.
Man that looks better than a funnel cake. Kidding nothing is better than funnel cake

IMSlacker
06-18-2008, 09:19 AM
I thought they were already on the second cheeck...

Oh really? Oh well. I think I feel worse for Dave now with the wimpering than I did with the screeaming.

MadMatt
06-18-2008, 09:19 AM
Dave's ass?

http://mcleanorganicfoods.com/images/smoked%20ham.jpg

No, the ham actually has some color. :laugh:

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/movies/r/reservoir_dogs/thumbnails/tn2_reservoir_dogs_3.jpg

I'm waiting for someone to complain about something and for Dave to snap and go, "FFFFFUCK YOU!!!! I'M FFFFFUCKING DYING OVAH HERE!"

Bourius
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
These fucking callers better stop ripping off this thread.

buncha jerks. Also Casey's txt made me sad.

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
Dave's ass?

http://mcleanorganicfoods.com/images/smoked%20ham.jpg



Way too much color.

edit, MadMatt is fast on the trigger.

Chip196
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
I thought they were already on the second cheeck...

They are ... he's about 65-70% done with the whole thing.

KingGeno
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
Dave continues to blame everyone else but himself, and continue to be selfish. Shame.

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
"You're sounding more like Paul I every day."

QFT

Fezticle98
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
Dave should do his Barney/Reservoir Dogs impression.

Fez is back!

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:20 AM
:surrender:OK, the Casey text got to me. I am starting to feel bad.

At a point we all feel sorry for her...

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:21 AM
What's worse...Dave's screaming or the howl of dying rabbits?

Servo
06-18-2008, 09:21 AM
"And now, young Eastside....you will die..."

http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/character/images/emperor2.jpg

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!"

His ass is gonna look like Anakin's head.

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:22 AM
he must be on the edge of passing out

Servo
06-18-2008, 09:22 AM
He stole Servso's line!

- Hoo Hoo

Tell 'em Ant...

ChrisBrown
06-18-2008, 09:22 AM
Dave should do his Barney/Reservoir Dogs impression.

Fez is back!

I was thinking the same thing. Fez has his spark back. Too bad it took torturing Dave to get him back, but, yes, Fez is back.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:22 AM
Way too much color.

edit, MadMatt is fast on the trigger.

I think it's a toss-up as to which is clamier.

MisterSmith
06-18-2008, 09:23 AM
What's worse...Dave's screaming or the howl of dying rabbits?

"You will tell me when the Daves stop screaming, won't you Clarise?"

:lol:

jauble
06-18-2008, 09:24 AM
What's worse...Dave's screaming or the howl of dying rabbits?

Not sure but that soriano sig pic is amazing...wish he was playing though :down:

Booze train to miami
06-18-2008, 09:24 AM
:surrender:OK, the Casey text got to me. I am starting to feel bad.

Me too....

how long can that last with him pulling crap like this...

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:24 AM
Yeah Dave's got balls - LET'S BRAND THEM!

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:24 AM
They have a point. He is more of a man than I am, that's for sure. I'd probably be passed out by now.

EliSnow
06-18-2008, 09:25 AM
BTW, the fact that ESD remembered to mouth "#1" after Ron said "ichiban" is the mark of a good professional.

KingGeno
06-18-2008, 09:25 AM
Fez Is Back, Baby!

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:25 AM
I think it's a toss-up as to which is clamier.



The only clammier is Mary Jo Kopechne's vagina.

After the swim.


Heyyyyyohhhhh!

ANC
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
"They'll find it when their fuckin' his corpse" Fez LOTD keep coming! :clap:

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
buncha jerks. Also Casey's txt made me sad.

What text ?

chili
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
Wow Fez with a necrophilia joke. FEZZIE'S BACK!

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
"Well, they'll find that while they're fucking his corpse"

:lol:

Fez is back!

comp_atkins
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
:clap:

fez lotd!

AKA
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
"Well they'll find that when they are fucking his corpse..."

FEZ! KILLIN' THIS WEEK!

:lol:

PD
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
Fez with the line

(and of course Ronnie with his song lyrics)

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:26 AM
Wow Fez with another one " they'll find it when there fucking his corpse"

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:28 AM
Fez crushes it out of the park with a Griffey-swing.

epo
06-18-2008, 09:29 AM
Lunch report:

A grilled italian sausage with onions, with red coleslaw with cranberries & walnuts. Freaking delicious.

Keep branding guys!

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:29 AM
What text ?

Yes, I missed that too

A.J.
06-18-2008, 09:29 AM
His ass is gonna look like Anakin's head.

They can fix it.

http://franc.apuntesperuanos.com/images/anakin_burned.jpg

mikeyboy
06-18-2008, 09:30 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4348

ANC
06-18-2008, 09:30 AM
Fez is a sato masochist?

RAAMONE
06-18-2008, 09:30 AM
17 pages at 1:30

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:30 AM
He sounds like he's going into shock.

KingGeno
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
They can fix it.

If by make something forgettable, then yes...they can.

epo
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
Was that a tugboat?

I've gotta be honest, ESD is no Big AAAAAAAAAA!

Bourius
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
FEZZIE strikes again!

ANC
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
Fez deserves the Beanie Cup for today! He's killin!!! :lol:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
Fez mocking callers!

Fez IS back!

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
Yes, I missed that too

Casey sent a text to Pitzy saying she can't stop crying. That's not word for word, but it kind of was sobering.

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:31 AM
He sounds like he's delerious

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 09:32 AM
Fezzie going after that caller!

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:32 AM
Fez is on fire

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
Casey sent a text to Pitzy saying she can't stop crying. That's not word for word, but it kind of was sobering.

Well that just sucks

Edwin
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
I think it is creepier now that Dave is just whimpering. Like his body is giving out.

Bourius
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
Fez is on fire

That's Dave!

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
Can we get an updated pic...

drjoek
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
Love Fezzie going after the hayseed caller:clap::clap:

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
Ha ha ha - that caller said "shitty barbecue" on Monday. It's SHITTY BARBECUE TODAY TOO!

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:33 AM
i bet dave has a rod right now :happy:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
Casey sent a text to Pitzy saying she can't stop crying. That's not word for word, but it kind of was sobering.

Well that just sucks

Especially when you have a baby. They pick up on that shit.

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
Congratulations you crazy bastard!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

EliSnow
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
Way to go ESD!!!!!!


Now you won't be able to sit down for a week, but you did it!!!!

AngelAmy
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
it actually doesnt look that bad

Knowledged_one
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
Casey sent a text to Pitzy saying she can't stop crying. That's not word for word, but it kind of was sobering.

Boo Fucking Hoo

IMSlacker
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
Way to go, Dave!

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
It's going to be like the custody hearing scene in Boogie Nights: Dave will go in, think he's doing well, then the judge will ask "Have you ever gotten your ass branded?"

Cut to Dave sobbing outside the courthouse.

KingGeno
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
I said this on paltalk, so I will be lame and repeat here:

The brand on his right ass cheek looks like the Charlie Brown christmas tree. Looks so bad...

comp_atkins
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
enjoy the pain of healing now, dave.

DiabloSammich
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
See ya gang, glad I could be here for this horrifying radio.


Buh-bye.:bye:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
Way to go ESD!!!!!!


Now you won't be able to sit down for a week, but you did it!!!!

Perhaps more than that, Eli.

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
Boo Fucking Hoo

Wow. No need to be a prick

mikeyboy
06-18-2008, 09:35 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4349

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 09:36 AM
Imagine how clammy he is right now. Like a giant overcooked piece of pasta.

Maybe this can be looked at as his attempt to understand a fraction of what his wife went through pain-wise with childbirth?

Friday
06-18-2008, 09:36 AM
See ya gang, glad I could be here for this horrifying radio.


Buh-bye.:bye:

bye schmoopie! :bye:

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:36 AM
He has the complexion of cooked haddock

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:37 AM
Imagine how clammy he is right now. Like a giant overcooked piece of pasta.

Maybe this can be looked at as his attempt to understand a fraction of what his wife went through pain-wise with childbirth?

Hahaha! Big fucking lasagna noodle.

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:37 AM
Thanks for the pics St MikeyBoy! :thumbup:

drjoek
06-18-2008, 09:37 AM
I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Daves house tonight :surrender:

janicet
06-18-2008, 09:38 AM
Imagine how clammy he is right now. Like a giant overcooked piece of pasta.

Maybe this can be looked at as his attempt to understand a fraction of what his wife went through pain-wise with childbirth?

Mmmm...Earl, do you have any clammy overcooked pasta back there?

nate1000
06-18-2008, 09:38 AM
I say in honor of Dave stepping up, they should turn off welching Earls' mike for the rest of the week.

Dash77
06-18-2008, 09:38 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4349

wow it kinda looks like an eye winking

barjockey
06-18-2008, 09:39 AM
Way to go, Dave!

I agree ESD= The Man

drjoek
06-18-2008, 09:39 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4349

http://www.ichibanjapanesesteakhouse.com/images/ichiban-char.gif

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:39 AM
I'm off to lunch and thanks to Mojo I have a craving for pasta.

PD
06-18-2008, 09:39 AM
Daily Weird medicine plug

(when it airs on air)

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:41 AM
I'd love to be a fly on the wall at Daves house tonight :surrender:

When does Dave install the spycam in the house so we can all see his home life?

Mark It Zero
06-18-2008, 09:41 AM
Hi everybody!

Robby come lately today...Hottub, lovely red haired lass today to start the thread! Well done, sirrah!

One Dead Fred
06-18-2008, 09:41 AM
How do you frame that?

Cleophus James
06-18-2008, 09:41 AM
wow it kinda looks like an eye winking
there is something winking in that shot

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 09:43 AM
By the way, I sincerely hope that this is the last listening thread that has the tag "burnt ass stank".

nate1000
06-18-2008, 09:46 AM
I see a lot of ass slapping in Dave's future.

Hottub
06-18-2008, 09:46 AM
Hi everybody!

Robby come lately today...Hottub, lovely red haired lass today to start the thread! Well done, sirrah!

:smoke:

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:47 AM
I can't see Dave taking care of this, it's going to get infected

realmenhatelife
06-18-2008, 09:47 AM
daves dog is going to try and lick his ass, too. they can smell the wound and want to clean it.

TjM
06-18-2008, 09:49 AM
Hodgepodgery??

nate1000
06-18-2008, 09:49 AM
Ronnie, for the love of god, get the man a drink.

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:49 AM
I can't see Dave taking care of this, it's going to get infected

Casey can change the baby and clean dave at the same time

One Dead Fred
06-18-2008, 09:51 AM
Dave must be exhausted. The energy he blew on screaming must have burnt a ton of calories.

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:51 AM
Casey can change the baby and clean dave at the same time

Like she doesn't have enough to do

EliSnow
06-18-2008, 09:51 AM
By the way, I sincerely hope that this is the last listening thread that has the tag "burnt ass stank".

If there is any way for me to use that tag again, I will do so.

With ESD, I'll get the opportunity to use variations such as "dirty ass stank" "fucked ass stank" and others.

nate1000
06-18-2008, 09:53 AM
Earl- you gonna let Dave call you "boy", boy?

Mark It Zero
06-18-2008, 09:53 AM
Softball sounds like fun...is this a drinking league?

Hottub
06-18-2008, 09:57 AM
Radio death.

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 09:58 AM
Take a hint Fred

EliSnow
06-18-2008, 09:59 AM
Radio death.

Is that his nickname now?

hexy68
06-18-2008, 09:59 AM
maybe they don't want you around Fred :annoyed:

RhinoinMN
06-18-2008, 09:59 AM
Its gotta feel good to be included by the orders of the radio host.

Friday
06-18-2008, 10:00 AM
maybe they don't want you around Fred :annoyed:

they don't

:unsure:

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 10:00 AM
Is that his nickname now?

If it's not, it should be

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 10:01 AM
Wow, a long discussion of the FBA softball league.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 10:02 AM
Wow, a long discussion of the FBA softball league.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm a recovering FBA'er

jauble
06-18-2008, 10:02 AM
btw Hank Steinbrenner is a douche.

spadanko
06-18-2008, 10:02 AM
Fucking Fag American League

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 10:03 AM
TELL 'EM, RONNIE.

Wang hurt himself turning a goddamn base. He wasn't doing anything unusual...God forbid a professional athlete knows how to run.

Doogie
06-18-2008, 10:03 AM
The DH is worse than original sin...that and interleague play. Fucking sins!! Enough with these faggoty rules. Play it the way it was meant to be played.

midwestjeff
06-18-2008, 10:03 AM
I'm tired of interleague play. I wish it was limited to maybe a home and home series between in-state rivals or whatever two teams are close to each other. Maybe two series.

Friday
06-18-2008, 10:03 AM
I'm a recovering FBA'er

Welcome! :)

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 10:04 AM
I'm tired of interleague play. I wish it was limited to maybe a home and home series between in-state rivals or whatever two teams are close to each other. Maybe two series.

Amen. Interleague play stinks.

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 10:04 AM
Welcome! :)

Thanks! Happy to be here.

Doogie
06-18-2008, 10:04 AM
I'm tired of interleague play. I wish it was limited to maybe a home and home series between in-state rivals or whatever two teams are close to each other. Maybe two series.

I agree...I fucking hate that the Mets only play the Braves twice a year on Saturday. Yet they are scheduled to play the fucking Rangers, last year the A's and Seattle. Interleague play has to stop. Save it for the World Series.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 10:04 AM
The DH is worse than original sin...that and interleague play. Fucking sins!! Enough with these faggoty rules. Play it the way it was meant to be played.

I love when people argue that the DH should be used because high school and college have it. Those levels also have aluminum bats. Should we add those, too? Seems right up the AL's alley.

porkchop32
06-18-2008, 10:05 AM
Its gotta feel good to be included by the orders of the radio host.

like when your mom makes you take your little brother with you to play.:annoyed:

JerseyJew
06-18-2008, 10:05 AM
Amen. Interleague play stinks.

They have to get rid of interleague play, and drop 10 teams while they're at it.

A.J.
06-18-2008, 10:05 AM
TELL 'EM, RONNIE.

Wang hurt himself turning a goddamn base. He wasn't doing anything unusual...God forbid a professional athlete knows how to run.

Shit happens. I remember watching Gabe Kapler blowing his Achilles out...TROTTING TO 3RD ON A HOME RUN.

KnoxHarrington
06-18-2008, 10:05 AM
Maybe they should use aluminum bats too Dave. They use those in other leagues too. Wood bats are antiquated.

TheMojoPin
06-18-2008, 10:05 AM
Baseball is 9 players vs. 9 players. Period.

ibanez23
06-18-2008, 10:06 AM
Gotta give it to dave.He just gets branded for an hour and can talk baseball like nothing happened.

PD
06-18-2008, 10:06 AM
TELL 'EM, RONNIE.

Wang hurt himself turning a goddamn base. He wasn't doing anything unusual...God forbid a professional athlete knows how to run.


Of course Ronnie knows what Real baseball is.

EliSnow
06-18-2008, 10:06 AM
Amen. Interleague play stinks.

SSWA

midwestjeff
06-18-2008, 10:07 AM
Shit happens. I remember watching Gabe Kapler blowing his Achilles out...TROTTING TO 3RD ON A HOME RUN.

I think Jack Clark did that twice in his career.

IMSlacker
06-18-2008, 10:07 AM
Dodgers are in second place 4.5 games behind Arizona.

jonyrotn
06-18-2008, 10:07 AM
I'm a recovering FBA'erWelcome to RF.net budday..Did you wash your hands when you got here?

hexy68
06-18-2008, 10:07 AM
TELL 'EM, RONNIE.

Wang hurt himself turning a goddamn base. He wasn't doing anything unusual...God forbid a professional athlete knows how to run.

National league BB RULES!

jauble
06-18-2008, 10:07 AM
NL fan here. Nothing better than a bit of strategy.

Friday
06-18-2008, 10:08 AM
National league BB RULES!

SSFW!!!

OGC
06-18-2008, 10:08 AM
Fucking Earl saying the Dodgers are in first place. Check the standings Bajeebi, 4 1/2 behind as of right now.

nate1000
06-18-2008, 10:08 AM
Jesus.

http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/19846_1_468.jpeg

http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/19846_2_468.jpeg