View Full Version : The most random place you've been barred from?
hereintheUK
06-15-2008, 11:43 AM
Wallace Arnold coaches
And Marsielle
joethebartender
06-15-2008, 12:10 PM
The Broadway Café, Point Pleasant NJ.
The first and only place I've ever been barred from.
for:
1-doing hot laps around the bar
2- trying to out-sing the entertainment & grabbing the microphone
3- the last straw was for grabbing a handful of fries and chicken right off of some scallop fisherman's dinner plate.
What an asshole I was that night! Ahhh youth.:glurps:
ChrisTheCop
06-15-2008, 02:43 PM
Cheetahs, Las Vegas.
A dancer asked if I wanted a lap dance, I say no thanks.
She grabs my beer and drops it on the ground between us.
It spills on the ground and both of our shoes.
She starts screaming, "He threw his drink on me!!"
Bouncers come over and grab me by the belt and neck, "escorting" me out of the bar.
They told me I can never go back.
Moral of the story, Never say no to a lap dancing cheetah.
JPMNICK
06-15-2008, 03:53 PM
i was throw out of the VIP section of one of the best bars in montreal for basically starting a fight which got so bad they had to turn all the lights on and shut the 2nd floor of the club down.
sailor
06-15-2008, 03:58 PM
here for starting a poll.
ChrisTheCop
06-15-2008, 04:00 PM
i was throw out of the VIP section of one of the best bars in montreal
What was Opie doing in Montreal?
DolaMight
06-15-2008, 04:06 PM
i was throw out of the VIP section of one of the best bars in montreal for basically starting a fight which got so bad they had to turn all the lights on and shut the 2nd floor of the club down.
Lights on fight? That's hardcore, the bouncers in montz have night vison. You musta been a problem or you fucked with a local ethnic gang.
ohioscouser
06-15-2008, 04:12 PM
Scooters Ice Cream Shop - Threw sprinkles at the waiters behind the counter constantly, me and my friends as kids were dicks.
JPMNICK
06-15-2008, 04:14 PM
Lights on fight? That's hardcore, the bouncers in montz have night vison. You musta been a problem or you fucked with a local ethnic gang.
local ethnic gang hit it on the head. i learned to not dance with an arabic girl when her brother and his posse are there at another VIP table. because if you do they will jump over the railing and attack.
one of them grabbed me from the back and i spun around and was about to get punched in the face, prolly knocked out, and my cousin grabbed his hand stopped him from punching me and choked him until they turn the lights on. he was unconscious and my cousin would not let him go. it was an awesome fight. to this day, it was the 1 and only fight i have ever been in
DolaMight
06-15-2008, 04:37 PM
local ethnic gang hit it on the head. i learned to not dance with an arabic girl when her brother and his posse are there at another VIP table. because if you do they will jump over the railing and attack.
one of them grabbed me from the back and i spun around and was about to get punched in the face, prolly knocked out, and my cousin grabbed his hand stopped him from punching me and choked him until they turn the lights on. he was unconscious and my cousin would not let him go. it was an awesome fight. to this day, it was the 1 and only fight i have ever been in
sounds like good times. Had basically the same experience a couple times. Most memorable was when my buddy talked to a lebanese chick who seemed to be solo but as we quickly found out she was alone except for her 7 male friends. Went from hi to 7 on 1 in 30 seconds. My buddy got grabbed by 4 bouncers (horizontal departure out the back, one limb each) and given the ol heave ho into the dumpster. Meanwhile the bouncers sent us out the front so we can receive "I'm gettin the gun" threats from the rest of the contingent out front. Buddy eventually came round with lettuce on his shoulder and we moved on to another establishment. The local gangs always have homecourt advantage with the bouncers.
Another time same situation except it was Canada Day and I really don't remember what happened. I'm told we were again threated with "The gun", again singular. Canadian local gangs are legally allowed to only own a singe gun per click it seems
Fezticle98
06-16-2008, 07:40 AM
Oh you friendly, peace-loving Canucks!
Freakshow
06-16-2008, 07:46 AM
Lebanese chicks are so hot.
Bourbon Street Blues Company - New Orleans, LA
I'm not sure of the reason. One minute I'm on stage in a beer chugging contest (which I won), then I blacked out and when I came to, I was in a half nelson being rushed to the door and thrown in the middle of the street.
KC2OSO
06-16-2008, 08:55 AM
Tiger's Tale in Rocky Hill - very long story.
Pleasureland Pub in Oakland for trying to get served underage. Drove up on a moped...
McSorley's NYC - for drooling and for being next to a guy who was touching the dust on the lights.
The bar next to Jenkinson's aquarium - trying to reenter the bar after it closed to retrieve a friend who was sleeping under a table.
Suffern Inn - for being at the same table with a fella who chose to urinate on the floor.
Gritty
06-16-2008, 11:39 AM
Ya drop one beer on an usher...
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